>Kaiju setting.
>The president is a giant mech that has a metric fuckton of guns.
What should the other world leaders be?
>>46637118
The Queen is literally just invulnerable.
Those are about the only things that matter.
>>46637118
>The Russian President elect is given a rather arcane procedure that literally turns him into a man of steel. He can increase his size to colossol hights by absorbing the metal of buildings and infrastructure around him
>The Prime Minister takes an special elevator up Big Ben as it begins to transform into a clockwork mech. The current King or Queen of England then becomes it's powersource as they are taken to the mech via an flock of Swans made of pure energy and robotic Corgis.
>>46637118
jap PM or emperor is able to summon/control the spirts of the dead to create a psychic construct but the power get weaker the farther he and the spirt go from glorious Nippon.
>>46637118
> Norway's PM has a legion of ice trolls bound by oaths of fealty an runic magic
>>46637118
Canadian PM summons the wildlife of his country like a druid
The German Chancellor either has the biggest tank ever, or has necromancy.
Kim Jung Un commands all the tractors used to haul their missle ordinance to encircle him and transform into a ride armor styled suit.
He still has to throw the missiles though.
>>46637118
Meanwhile, in Japan
Spanish king can ask for a saint to come down to earth to slay any invasors on his rightful clay.
>>46637397
>Jet Slav-Wire
>>46637735
Or how about Bagger 288?
>>46637397
>The Russian President rips his face off and reveals he was Rasputin all along. He just sends more russians to die, it somehow works.
>>46637735
>It throws gas canisters, which have been proven to be highly ineffective against kaijus...
>>46637735
>Either
>Not both
Come on. The German President commands a legion of resurrected Pathers and King Tigers.
China gets a mech that produces a ton of smoke, effectively killing vision in the surrounding area. To compensate, the head of the mech has super advanced detection equipment that lets it fight in the smoke mostly unimpeded. It has some guns, some explosives, and a melee weapon of some kind. Maybe some kind of staff.They try to pretend the smoke is intentional.
Man, G Gundam is a gold mine for this sort of thing.
>>46637118
>The Russian PM is actually a kaiju
>Battle against kaiju is actually the second Cold War
>>46638280>Plot twist: Kaijus are normal russians, it's all propaganda. We've always at war with eurasia
The other leaders and politiciansstay way the hell back and let the actual trained soldiers and pilots fight
>>46638326
>Nobody ever actually fights because lolnukes anyways
>All wars are shitty meme-proxy wars
>Life is darkness eternal, much worse than actual war periods because it's just eternal economical depression and soul-crushing no-middle class hell
>>46637321
>The Queen is the head of a gestalt psychic force
>she was once the most powerful force on the planet with the number of souls loyal to the Crown
>while much diminished, the Queen of the Empire is still nigh indestructible, long-lived and a worryingly powerful psychicThe crown jewels are the key to the psychic focus
>>46638326
>Implying we would elect non-badass mech pilots into office to fight off the Kaiju
>Implying you would dislike the White House being turned into THE ULTIMATE MECH to fight SuperGodzilla
>Being this much of a buzzkill
>>46637321
I'd say "god save the queen", but she doesn't really need it, does she?
>>46638187
Best Gundam seriesand by that I mean the cheesiest
>>46638311
We have always been at war with Eastasia
The thought police are on their way. Let big brother help cure you of your delusions.
>>46638748
>tfw that saying is a mistranslation
>the original meaning was "save god from the queen"
Fugg.
>>46637118
>French leader's mech is a Voltron-like fusion of the Eiffel Tower, the Arc de Triomphe, and several metric tons of ultra-crusty baguettes. >It's fuel source is red wine and cigarettes.
>It's armament is mostly biological warfare in the form of bread, to draw massive swarms birds onto the target, or bleu cheese with an aroma that is more hazardous than mustard gas.
Italy's PM is a gigantic animated marble statue of Jupiter, complete with electrical weapons.
Greece insists it's plagiarism.
>>46638160
DID SOMEBODY SAY BALL?!?!
>>46638326
>The other leaders and politicians stay way the hell back and let the actual trained soldiers and pilots fight
Presidents Washington, Jackson, W. Harrison, Taylor, Pierce, A. Johnson, Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Arthur, B. Harrison, and Eisenhower would like to have a word with you.
Some African tribal chieftain turns into a giant elephant-cobra-dragon thing, and proceeds to just jump up and down on Belgium.
The German Chancellor uses a giant nazi mech that constantly broadcasts 'Wir sind nur so schrecklich leid.'
>>46639034
>Forgetting teddy
for shame anon if ever their was a prime example...
>>46638971
No, it's a transformer that can turn into a vespa. The president uses the vespa form to spy on stuff, officially. Really, he hides in a random parking lot and has naps.
>>46639196
And sleeps with coeds. So many coeds. It's actually powered by him sleeping with coeds.
>>46639196
You're thinking of Italy there
>>46639263
Italy's mech tries to be a tribute to the glory of ancient Rome, but anytime the pilot steps out of the cockpit people cheers him with "Vive le France!"
>>46639362
>has an affair with a woman
>called GAYet
Never change, France.
>>46637914
The memer 288 is incapable of moving under its own power.
>>46637118
MMMMMMMMMMICHAEL!
>>46639110
Ah, forgive me, I only looked up Presidents who were GENERALS...
>>46637865
Too much effort though
