Rolled 4, 1, 2 = 7 (3d6)
Rolling for a house in Westeros.
First,
Table 6–1: Starting Realm
3 King’s Landing
4 Dragonstone
5–6 The North
7 The Iron Islands
8–9 The Riverlands
10–11 The Mountains of the Moon
12–13 The Westerlands
14–15 The Reach
16–17 The Stormlands
18 Dorne
>>46615936
OH SHIT IRONBORN HOUSE WILL HARROCK FINALY STEP DOWN AS THE MOST SHAT UPON MC HOUSE?
>>46615936
A song of Misery and Despair
Would be hilarious if the house ended up being mainly farmers, fishermen and traders.
>>46615936
We still going?
>>46620825
I doubt it.
>>46620875
Will shit, I got the tables so if anyone else wants to keep going we can continue where OP left off. I don't think /tg/ has rolled a Ironborn house before so lets see where it can go.
>>46620825
First off, what do I roll for starting resources?
Rolled 6, 2, 5, 5, 2, 6, 5 = 31 (7d6)
>>46620977
>>46621201
Forgive me for being slow, it's my first time doing this.
Alright though, thats a 31+10 for defense, making a 41 for excellent defenses. Nice.
Give me another 7d6 for the rest of the six resources.
Rolled 3, 1, 4, 1, 1, 4, 5 = 19 (7d6)
>>46621516
Rolled 4, 2, 6, 1, 3, 2, 5 = 23 (7d6)
>>46621516
>>46621560
19 for Influence, meaning-
>Maximum Lord's Status 3. A greater landed knight or the equivalent.
Sounds workable.
>>46621591
23 for lands, meaning-
A modest stretch of land or
medium-size island, such as House Frey
Being Ironborn, I guess we got ourselves our own island.
Rolled 6, 1, 2, 1, 3, 6, 1 = 20 (7d6)
>>46621516
Rolled 2, 1, 2, 4, 6, 3, 2 = 20 (7d6)
>>46621628
>Being Ironborn, I guess we got ourselves our own island.
Screw the Grejoys we got our own island with cyvasse and salt wives!
>>46621516
Rolled 2, 3, 2, 4, 2, 2, 5 = 20 (7d6)
>>46621516
>>46621628
Wait fuck, scratch that I gotta inculed the bonus as well. Sorry about that. I'll be back with full stats.
>>46621631
20 though without bonus meaning-
>Lawlessness and banditry are a problem
along the fringes of your lands
Shit.
>>46621643
>Screw the Grejoys we got our own island with cyvasse and salt wives!
Hell yea.
>>46621680
Another 20, I'll get right on it.
Rolled 1, 1, 6, 3, 6, 1, 2 = 20 (7d6)
>>46621516
Alright these are the correct stats:
>>46621201
31+10=41
Excellent defenses, with man-made fortifications likely combined with defensible terrain features.
>>46621560
19-5= 14
>Maximum Lord's Status 3. A greater landed knight or the
equivalent.
>>46621591
23-5= 18
>A small stretch of land, about the size of a single small
island or small portion of a larger island, or a large city and
its immediate environs.
>>46621631
20+0= 20
>Lawlessness and banditry are a problem
along the fringes of your lands.
>>46621643
20+0= 20
>Small population but no single community
larger than a small town.
>>46621680
20+10= 30
>A modest force of soldiers, including some trained troops.
>>46621699
20+0= 20
>Poor. Your family has little excess. While they
are able to sustain themselves and their holdings,
they do not live in luxury.
Overall, small and unoticable so far. Being the Ironborn, it'll be up to us to change that with iron and blood.
>Ironborn house
>no rape
>no abuse of Salt wives and brutal murder involved
>not being metal as fuck
/tg/ I fucking swear I will be disappointed if this is the case
>>46621850
No doubt the lord has cared nothing for his land and spent all his wealth on all his salt wives.
>>46621850
Alright give a 3d6 for our founding. First come first serve.
>>46621870
Have some hope anon, I too want to be metal as fuck.
>>46621915
Perhaps, then it's time for someone else to take his place, eh?
Rolled 4, 5, 5 = 14 (3d6)
>>46621930
Rolled 2, 1, 4 = 7 (3d6)
>>46621915
>spending money on salt wives
what are we, some soft westerlands lord? we do not sow son!
>>46621930
can we into true Viking raider?
>>46621930
>>46621937
Wait shit, misread the text. Just give me a 1d6.
Sorry for the fuck ups guys, like I said it's my first time doing this. It's all new to me.
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>46621930
>>46621956
>>46621870
>Ironborn house in the /tg/ canon.
>When Balon starts his happy fun time Karban Brachen Bordain and Malroy will descend on our House.
Harrock won't attack us because he'll be too happy not getting fucked over for once.
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>46621956
I want Irish clan tier feuds with our fellow saltys
>>46621956
Also I'm gonna take a name so I can be told apart.
>>46621953
>can we into true Viking raider?
We can try, it'll be hard in Weastros but Essos is ripe for plundering.
>>46621980
>Final gets away from all the crazed house
>Only to run into House Brachen with a tip on his shoulder
as long as we can rape and pillage as some minor Iron lord pirate while being METAL as fuck all will be good
>>46621979
>6
War of the Userper!
Explains we have so little, we might have just recived our stuff for serving Ole'Rob or got our shit taken from us for staying 'loyal' to the Mad king.
I'll let you guys decide as I sort the next table. Dicuss away!
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>46621956
>>46622060
>some guy picked a side and left
>we took his shit the moment his fleet left
Would explain why all the low stats and why we have a bunch of unhappy "bandits" on our island.
>>46622079
heh so we ARE a Pirate lord
>>46622060
So we get a 3d6 - 2 leaving us with a 1d6 for Historical Events. It's our only one so pray to the Dice Gods and Drowned God for something good my fellow raiders.
Give me a 1d6!
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>46622163
>>46622060
Well Balon's father would have fought for Robert if he didn't die on the way, maybe we are a former vanguard who got into a fight with one of the Reach fleet? Got some nice kills and a lord raised us as a reward?
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>46622163
>>46622170
>>46622176
One more fellas. This time with a 3d6 now, keep praying!
>>46622170
>defeat
>>46622172
Got our ass kicked rather.
Proud Ironborn tradition. Talk shit and get their ass kicked
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>46622170
>>46622176
sweet salt
Rolled 6, 1, 3 = 10 (3d6)
>>46622163
>>46622170
>>46622176
>>46622200
Holy crap MC is going to be Saltyhow desperate is he to drag his house from Oblivion?
>>46622221
>>46622200
>>46622176
>>46622170
There seem to be a mistake. I think we may have inheritated Harrenhal
>>46622242
>Doom
>Defeat
>Catastrophe
I think this is the only place more cursed than Harrenhal
>>46622170
>Defeat
>>46622221
>Decline
Well shit, guess we might have been on the Targ side of things after all.
I'll give you guys an option, we can agree to roll with is for hard mode, or I can let you guys roll another 3d6 and let you choose which one to keep and exchange.
Your choices, Yay or Nay?
>>46622242
>>46622263
>Worse then Harrenhal
We haunted vikings now?
>>46622263
>Father helps Robert in the rebellion but dies and loses most of his fleet
>Robert grant us this island to make up for it
>90% of the family die due to fever after a short while after arriving to the island
>half the castle then burns down
>>46622263
I think we passed Harrock unlucky and are creeping into Clawwater misfortune, holy shit an Ironborn House is trully Dante must Die mode
>>46622300
I dont care this shit is amusing as shit
>>46622300
Hard mode. You take the dice where it lands.
>>46622300
>We haunted vikings now?
cursed by our founders first salt wife who was a Witch from across the narrow sea?
keep the dice
>>46622327
>>46622331
>>46622365
Right then, hard mode it is fella's. We may be cursed with bad luck, but with each thing we pay we'll take back thrice the amount!
I'll be back with the next table.
>>46622402
>bad luck
UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURYwill I ever get the chance to play a no holds barred character with no moral code?
I can just imagine this guy having the worst luck since Hoares. His ship is always leaking, he lose more men than he reasonably should, his salt wife ends up dominating him and curse him and so on.
>>46622402
Alright guys, with a defeat we need need to roll a 1d6 loss for every wealth besides Law.
Give me 6 rolls of -1d6.
>>46622488
With how desprate we're gonna be, you just might.This all might in fact be a blessing in disguise after all, we now have reasons to raid.
Rolled 5 (1d6)
This house needs some kind of ironic name like Goodwind.
>>46622538
Rolled 5, 4, 2, 1, 4, 6 = 22 (6d6)
>>46622538
>>46622553
Ouch those rolls hurts.
>>46622552
-5 on defense.
>>46622553
Thanks for the rest anon, alright I'll tally this up.
Now give me 4 rolls of -1d6 for Decline on Influence, Lands, Power, and Wealth.
Rolled 5, 2, 3, 3, 6, 2 = 21 (6d6)
>>46622625
Rolled 6, 5, 1, 6 = 18 (4d6)
>>46622625
Rolled 4, 2, 3, 4 = 13 (4d6)
>>46622625
Rolled 6, 2, 3, 1 = 12 (4d6)
>>46622625
>>46622646
>>46622653
>>46622675
>>46621953
>what are we, some soft westerlands lord? we do not sow son
What if it's a Gauthier wife?
>>46622711
Then we sow the fields intill it is barren.
>>46622711
With our luck it'd be the only 3/10 Gauthier girl in their history
>>46622646
>>46622646
>>46622653
>>46622675
>>46622699
Got it. Alright now take a look at these tables for our lands whilst I tally up our new scores. We might not even be able to affored any of this stuff.
>>46622163
That's not how this table works!
>>46622737
And she will give us the rash
>>46622762
Fuck you Elmo. We're gonna steal one of your sisters.
>>46622737
>Gauthier girl
Explain?
>>46622762
It's my first time doing this stuff Bastard, I apologize if I screwed this up badly. Please enlighten me.
>>46622796
Another recent (and unfinished as of yet) /tg/ house. From Riverlands, have the hottest women around and jock brother men
>>46622811
Your roll on >>46621930 table indicates how many events you get. 1d6-2 in this case
Then you roll this many times on >>46622163 table to figure out the events. You roll 3d6 each time, no modifiers
>>46622835
I say we kidnap Isis Malroy or Obella Malroy!
>>46622893
>not having a salt wife harem to rape at your leisure
>>46622835
Thank you Bastard, I lived up to the name but thanks to you I was able to clear it up.
Going back we first got a 4 and with the minus means 2 rolls for the table and seeing as how we rolled for two events already we're still in the clear. Phew, we wont have to go back at least.
Alright, new scores are:
Defense- 36
Influence- 9
Lands- 16
Law- 20
Population- 19
Power- 24
Wealth- 13
Still looking rough and now worse for us.
>>46622893
And Alyssa Bordain while you're at it?
>>46622985
Ofcourse. We will also take Trystan Hill as a big fuck you to the Brachens
>>46622972
Alright, now for Defense Holdings. Luckily with that 36 we have enough for:
>30- A Small Castle
>20- A Hall
>10- A Tower
With a 16 in land and being Ironborn we likely have a small island, so good news is we don't have to protect a huge stretch.
So what should we get guys? What do you raiders think is the best home for our cursed lord?
>>46622972
A minor knight now.
It'd make sense for us to get only 1 domain:
Wetlands (3)
+ Island (10)
+ Grassland (1)
>>46623074
>20- A Hall
>>46623083
Though fuck grassland, let's get coast
>>46623074
Small castle
>>46623074
Castle, it can hold more troops
>>46623074
>>46623083
>20- A Hall
>+ Island (10)
>>46623131
Those are separate tables
OP offers defense holdings, and >>46623083 is land holdings
>>46623156
I'll say we should be here
>>46623097
>>46623131
2 for Hall
>>46623126
>>46623129
2 for castle
Do I have a tie breaker?
>>46623190
That could work if everyone agrees.
>>46623190
We have too shit of a Land score to have an island to ourselves unless there's literally nothing other than our castle/hall. Islands are fucking expensive.
We could be on one of the larger islands and then we might even be able to afford a hamlet
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>46623237
1 Hall
2 Castle
>>46623279
Yay! Three units and 6 defense!
>>46623279
Castle is is then.
Alright guys with our low score in land it's time to decide if we're on one of the larger islands or if we have our own. Plus we need features >>46622744
Choose wisely.
>>46623240
make it a fucking peininsula/atoll/rock with a house on it then
>>46623307
small as shit island or an Atoll
>>46623307
I'd say coastline is a must
the wiki says that the Lonely Light has 13 smaller island around it we could be the lord of one of them.
The Light is mainly used for raising sheeps, maybe we can turn this into an chain of Island the Ironborn proper look with disdain since growing food is the work of thralls(peasants/slaves) we'd be barely considered a real lord.
>>46623307
Island that is basically entirely coastal marshland
whole thing gets soaked to shit once Hight tide hits
>>46623307
As I've said before, we might want to be on a larger island so we can do with a Coast instead of an Island.
OTOH, I was wrong about being able to afford a Hamlet
So..
Hills - 7 (slower movement)
Coast - 3 (enables warships)
... I dunno... Ruins?
Or we can go
Plains - 5
Island - 10
Grassland - 1 (to feed horses)
>>46623326
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atoll
An Atoll could could work. Ring shaped for defense and a bay for our ships.
>>46623339
Agreed, we must be raiders at this point.
>>46623352
A second vote for an island, do I have a third?
>>46623388
We are ironborn we don't really use horses
>>46623391
>Atoll/island -10
>Wetlands -3
>Coast -3
if we dont need Coast because we have an Island can we swap for Ruins?
>>46623348
Rooting for a tiny Lonely Light island personally. That sounds like a lot of fun and really opens up possibilities of the unknown. Like Karban in the Arbor.
Spend Lands: Plains (5) + Island (10) + Grasslands (1) = 16
>>46623404
Sea mongols
Just think about
>>46623415
Island and Coast are the same mechanically. Different narratively
And we can't use Wetlands on Iron Islands
>>46623436
the fuck we can't?
cant it just be a low hanging atoll that gets flooded to shit?
>>46623424
There is nothing there. I'd rather we were a bit closer to the action
>>46623459
See >>46622744
Iron Islands can only use Plains or Hills
>>46623467
that point makes it perfect for a pirate viking such as ourselves with a harem of Salt wife noble girls
>>46623424
We could use the Karban formula of working to become the biggest House of our shit pile of Island chains. Instead of being a charming womanizer we're a ruthless axe throwing viking
Island/Atoll it is! I'll make it both for the hell of it.
And yes, you should be guaranteed a coast if you have a darn island, so I'll say you guys won't have to spend resources for that.
I've seen your resouces and It's time for you all to decide and comprise what features to have.
As >>46623483 put it, we're limited to Plains or hills, so we're able to get a Community, a Grassland, a Road, and a Ruin. Maybe even acess to another coast.
>>46623467
>Some claim that the Farwynds from Lonely Light are skinchangers who can take the forms of sea lions, walruses and spotted whales.
We can get into some of the more mystical shit and the weird backwards cultures of Westeros (especially with our timeline), would explain why we're so poor, old curses, etc.
Make the MC some old grizzled sailor with deep Drowned God faith, freak the other Lords of the Iron Islands out with the whole 'cursed guy' act. Paint our ships black, I don't know.
Really it's the Iron Islands not a lot is going on there in general until they get their shit pushed in during Greyjoy's Rebellion and start raiding shit during the WotFKs.
>>46623467
Think about the long and very long term anon.
>Balon will fuck it up and bring all the heavy hitters of the realm on his ass.
We, as a small House have no hope of having enough lube for the rape train that will come.
What we have is a chain of Islands with food for all the poor fuckers left alive after the train depart.
15 years after getting reamed by Bobby B, Balon does it again and his son/daughter/brother invades other realm leaving their islands undermanned. Ripe for the taking for a shit tier house to pillage...
>>46623528
>Hills or Floodplains that flood on Hightide
>Ruins
>Hamlet possibly on stilts
>>46623530
>Make the MC some old grizzled sailor
Fuck that MC is the youngest bloodthirsty rapist of a cursedline
>>46623528
Having only 6 to spend we're also limited only to Plains, which leaves us with 1 point. We might want to leave it hanging for now and start with a plain piece of rock in the sea
>>46623574
Ruins are a must
Coat of Arms:
Sea-blue field with a red-colored Shark's tooth in the middle
We paint it on our shields
>>46623486
>>46623490
No reason why we can't be both, a ruthless Viking lord to our enemies and yet charming to the ladies. Makes it easier to make them a Salt Wife if their willing, though not like they have a choice anyway!
>>46623530
>>46623574
A young lord might make sense seeing as how it seems we might have recently became a lord, an upstart at that, with barely anything to our name. Though perhaps our family is cursed and the old grizzled Sailor was our ancestor.
>>46623588
We have 16 anon, though we are still limited.
>>46623636
Are you making the Island feature free or something?
When will /tg/ roll a Dornish House in my lifetime? WHEN?!
>>46623653
This. Isn't it being our own Island something you have to pay for?
>>46623424
Seconding.
Cheers OP, I'll be watching anon.
>>46623679
Seconding The Father but doubt on grassland, we do not sow
>>46623664
The day that happens will be the day /tg/ stops giving a fuck about Hot Dornish Wife.
>>46623636
Since Land is so hard to come by.
How about we use the mechanics to reflect the growth by taking the island of another House?
>Grow an army and the food/gears to sustain them.
>Go to war/assasinate the Lord of that island and take his wife/daughter as salt wifes/rock wife.
Rinse, repeat untill we become a relevant House by right of conquest, as is proper of a true Ironfaggot...err Ironborn.
>>46623424
This has my vote.
>>46623636
>Ironborn
>Charming
Danaerys will land in Westeros before that happens.
>>46623424
make the plains floodplains that flood on the Hightide and you've got a deal
>>46623706
No anon.
You are the hot dornish wife
>>46623702
Could always just have it for livestock? Not exactly sowing? Herding sheep would be alright I figure. People got to eat somehow.
>>46623628
I was thinking along the lines of a Blood red sea as the field with a Sea-dragon in the middle. I believe the Sea-Dragon ment that it was feirce and threatning. It might show that even if we're weak we're still as savage and dangerous as the beast.
>>46623653
>>46623668
I see now, my mistake anon. Sorry about that, I guess we really do only have six like you said.
>>46623679
Hello father, wish me luck cause I keep screwing up!
>>46623702
Noted.
>>46623713
It'll be hard to take another lords land at your level right now. You'll have to build up the forces first and maneuver political BS.
>>46623724
Noted again
Alright it's Decided Now let me write it up.
>>46623702
I thought an exception to this was having those captured on raids do the work?
There's no actual law or decree outlawing people from making use of the land, it's just seen as an unmanly and cowardly pursuit.
>Isis Maleoy is finally free of Redward only to get kidnapped by ironborn mc
HAHA TIME FOR HAUNTED VIKINGS.
Voting for our words to be "The Drowned and the Damned".
>>46623801
There's also the thing about Ironbabies being forced to live like everyone else after Balon's failed shitshow
>>46623776
>It'll be hard to take another lords land at your level right now.
Was working under the tiny Lonely Island idea, there shouldn't have that many Houses around, maybe 3 or 4 scattered on the smaller islets and a -barely-bigger on the Lonely Ligh itself.
Once the Light and the surrounding island are ours we could try to one up the "proper" Island weakest Houses.
Alright you have a:
>Small Castle
>An Island/Atoll
>Plains
>Grassland
I'll let you guys decide on what they are exactly, like-
>The isle of so and so
>The plains of salt and Iron
>The grassland of itchy feet and a broken skull.
That good stuff with creative names and like some anons suggested a floodplain or something.
Allow me a moment to sort my self and figure out whats next.
>>46623839
I see, it might be possible after all.
>>46623823
MC name needs to be Vamos, or have a cranky blacksmith named Vamos
>>46623823
Nah we should have something like "Good fortune and good waves"
>>46623852
>Small Castle
no name
>An Island/Atoll
drowned haven, a sandbar more than an atoll, sand and patchy grass and a couple of mangroves but nothing else
>Plains
the Salt fields (a floodplains that quickly turns into a sandtrap once hightide surges in)
>Grassland
no name, the only truly solid ground on the Atoll
Now for the meat of it, our troops!
We have a 24 - modest force, so we can spend 20 for a Banner House and roll their stats and scores or we can get straight to the troops.
>>46623852
Just go by stats in order. There are holdings for each Stat. Some require picking stuff, some don't
>>46623935
1) We have 3 slots for the troops, that's how many our Castle can hold
2) We probably need a unit warships, at least. That locks us out of a Banner House already
>>46623852
>island
Drowned Man's Rest
>>46623935
Trained Warships (10) + Trained Archers (6) + Veteran Raiders (8) = 24
Gotta have ships, the veterans is our old crew from the Rebellion.
>>46623936
Noted, just needed a moment to sort myself out. A lot of stuff to take in for a new guy such as myself, you know?
>>46623963
True, unless the Banner House Rolls high and scores Warships for our use.
Since it looks like we're going the tiny island way, how about being a barely above thralldom House, the other, biggers House can "pressure" us into trading our goods at a loss, not enough to kill us but enough to slow us when sleepyanon rolls a 6 on House Fortune. That way we'll have to play it smart and groom the fuckers before shoving an axe in their backs
>>46623852
Forlorn Isle, the most remote of the Light Isles, is a place seemingly abandoned by the Gods. The castle was not built by our House, nor was there any evidence of the previous settlers though signs of violence were said to be much in evidence to the first that arrived.
Our House was founded as the result of a shipwreck, the soon-to-be Lord and his crew claiming to have been attacked by a shark of mammoth proportions. They took up residence in the abandoned castle, took advantage of what resources were already there to build a ship then brought their family and followers to settle there.
>>46623977
This, so much this.
>>46623977
>Trained Warships (10) + Trained Archers (6) + Veteran Raiders (8) = 24
Agreed
>>46623935
we're little more than a landed knight why the hell would we have a Banner?
>Elite Raiders
> Trained Warship
>>46623977
>>46624000
Backing both of these.
>>46623935
Banner House comes later, when we've conquered a score of island
>>46624024
Arrow for the weak, We axe!
>>46624000
Oh, that's noice
Maybe, there were entirely decomposed skeletons, some with signs of violent deaths, some obviously killed themselves
>>46623776
>Hello father, wish me luck cause I keep screwing up!
You'll be alright, a surprisingly large amount of people know how to do these, they'll keep you straight.
>>46624000
Pretty good idea.
>>46623977
>>46624024
>>46624029
>>46624040
Alright it's decided,
We have:
>Trained Warships
>Trained Archers
>Veteran Raiders
A decent force, likely been with us for awhile and the Veterans might be our closest and loyal friends. At least, as close and loyal an Ironborn can be.
>>46623977
Like the name.
>>46624000
Seems like we got the beginning of a story to work with now. Nice job anon.
>>46624029
>why the hell would we have a Banner?
That's up to you guys anon, it's an option none the less.
>>46624077
Thanks for the vote of confidence Father.
>they'll keep you straight.
Oh I'm sure they will.
>>46624126
Alright now, it's time for the wealth Holdings. We got 13 to send on some useful stuff, the problem is though that we need to prioritize on what's more useful.
What will it be?
So we playing in the Lonely Light area?
How about going one step further into Dante Must Die mode and not being able to get a Maester unless we become the Lord of the Lonely archipelago?
>>46624189
Brothels and Fishery for +2 Wealth rolls and +1 House Fortunes respectively and leaving us with 3 Wealth.
>>46624189
>Fishery
>Salvage operation
>>46623935
Voting no on the banner house, warships and veteran infantry all day everyday!
The Lonely Light is surrounded by rookeries of seals and sea lions and ocean
Fur, salt, fish and sheep.
It won't bring us a huge profit but if we can corner the market...
>>46624189
Port.
Straight up, why even discuss anything else?
>>46624244
Brothels require a Town
>>46624244
>>46624285
Brothels and Ports need a Small Town. Which is a god damn tragedy.
>>46624189
>Port
Then fishery, fur trade, salt house and or salvage operation when we can manage
>>46624248
Salvage + Wreckers (8) - Fortunes + 1, Wealth Gain + 1
Fishery (5) - Fortunes +1
>>46624189
>Black market
>spy network
>Assassins
next is port and slavemarket followed by salvage op and Brothel
seediest place north of kings landing
>>46624335
Port requires a Town
>>46624358
>spy network
>Assassins
we no sissy
Guys, guys, we don't need to have everything on our island. We can make friend with a guy who got a port or something and take it from him when the time is right.
Yes this is a dick move, but we're an Ironborn..
>>46624308
A port doesn't. see >>46624189
We can transfer some leftover Defence or Influence to bag the Salvage Operation well.
Given that the Lonely Light islands are to the north, and ours is the most remote of these, we could be the first stop for any traffic heading south or the last stop to resupply before hitting the open sea.
>>46624189
>The Lonely Light is surrounded by rookeries of seals and sea lions and ocean.
I say we go Fur-Trade for 10 Wealth, we have the fluff to back it up might as well.
>>46624358
>Viking Assassins/Spys
Nigga please. We put axes in faces not daggers in backs.
Guys guys, how about we hardcore Drowned Gods fanatics as being the holy place?
>>46624393
>page 32 of OOSP
>Port
>Requirement: Small Town or larger Community,
and River, Coast, or Island.
Yes it does.
>>46624393
Doctored image, see PDF
>>46624244
>>46624248
The Fishery is possible, but you need a town for Brothels. Salvage is possible.
>>46624285
>>46624290
>>46624308
On the side note, you guys DO have a population of 19. Though since you didn't invest in a town, you likely just have various groupings of smallfolk homes scattered around your island/atoll. Nothing organized, but they still know who their lord is and they know you'll remind them should they forget.
>>46624335
>>46624356
I see another for Salvage and Fishery
Alright now are you getting:
>Salvage
>Fishery
Yay or Nay? And it is possible to get a port.
>>46624385
Herb fields we're rastafarian iron born now.
>>46624413
Is surviving a shipwreck/shark-attack considered an ill omen or a sign of the Drowned Gods blessing?
Ok, how about the port fell into dissaray because no Lords was on the island and will require a bit of wealth to make it up to snuff, less than paying for a new port but while it's borked we get no House Fortune from it?
>>46624416
>>46624424
Awww. In that case going for salvage and fishery.
>>46624428
>>Salvage
WE DO NOT SOW!!!
GET A PORT IF POSSIBLE, LETS TURN OUR SHIT INTO FUCKING TORTUGA!
>>46624428
can exchange to the fur trade with the fishery?
>>46624432
Probably as Drowned God feeling like a dick and us daringly escaping
>>46624450
Yes yes mother fucking yes.
>>46624428
Since we're viking/pirate how about yay and nay change like Father's Neigh?
YARRRRR
ARRRRRR
>>46624450
Stop being a moron
Shipwrecks along the coast of the holding can result in valu -able goods washing up along the shore that can be salvaged.
House Fortunes roll Bonus : +1
Improvements
The following improvements are available.
wreckers: +3 Wealth, 1d6+12 months; must have Law of 31 or less. The holding includes a group of people that deliberately light fires in order to lure ships onto the rocks.
Resource Gain Bonus: Wealth +1; this ceases to function if the House’s Law rises above 31
>>46624463
u get it wrong, anon. Is the cursed evil Storm gods that cast us down.
>>46624428
Salvaging isn't really the Ironborn way you know? Taking items without paying the iron price? Being reduced to scavenging for a living? What kind of ironborn are you?
NAY I SAY, NAY
>>46624485
>wreckers: +3 Wealth, 1d6+12 months; must have Law of 31 or less. The holding includes a group of people that deliberately light fires in order to lure ships onto the rocks.
This was made for the Ironborns.
>>46624485
backing the Ironbro.
>>46624502
but no ships other than ironborn ships sail near us. i say we fur and fish and pirate to other place
>>46624493
The kind that got shoved to the shittiest island of the shittiest realm.
we're nothing but an upstarts peasant
>>46624493
Chill man, we just get our Salt Slaves (or whatever the term is) to do it for us and then take it from them. That or the smallfolk pick up whatever washes up on the shore as the Drowned Gods blessings.
Given we're on a tight-leash after the Greyjoy Rebellion, we must be chaffing to do some honest raiding.
Is there a way to increase wealth to 15?
>>46624516
If they're dumb enough to fall for it, fuck 'em
>>46624457
The Fur trade cost 10 wealth while the Fishery is 5. So I'll have to say no.
I hear a lot of Nay on the Salvage. I might call it on the Fishery since I see no objection to it So heres this,
Yay or Nay on the Fishery?
>>46624545
Yay for Fishery for sure.
Honestly I think we should sit on the rest of the Wealth and buy Fur-trade after our first house fortunes.
>>46624536
u want to fuck with Euron, Balon or Victarion?
>>46624545
nay to exchange to fur
>>46624545
Get the fishery
>>46624536
"Lights that bewitched you into sailing into the rocks, you say? Deliberate, you say? How dreadful! Don't you know these Isles are haunted, son? Oh well, you're welcome to stay until the next ship arrives but we'll be helping ourselves to whatever washes ashore."
one question, how is our island strategic position?
In the trade between what and what? A lonely as Lonely Light as self-sustaining?
>>46624545
Nay.
We're a haunted island, spooky lights that cause shipwrecks are in ALL the sailor stories.
>>46624583
Yeah, shipwreck the ships of the other Houses coming and going untill they either begs us to help them or we shove an axe down their throats
>>46624576
The Fur Trade is 10 wealth, that would be the only thing you'll be able to get.
>>46624573
>>46624581
Two Yays, do I see a third?
>>46624587
Havent decided for figured out yet. All in due time though.
>>46624587
The Lonely Light Isles (of which I think we are one of) are to the north of Pyke. I don't know if we actually have any trade from the northerners coming through though.
>>46624587
You've read Karban? I imagine it like the Clawwater domain, a bitch to develop but doable if you have the coin/no morals.
For trade I'd see the ships going to one of the bigger island and selling their shit there(they sell at a loss or barely break even since the vendor here are under protection of a House stronger than us)
>>46624612
See, >>46623156, not quiet, we're far west. According to the wiki the Lonely Island is the westernmost point in the Known World. We are WAY out there.
>>46624485
fuck your powergaming bs Tortuga or bust
>>46624602
>>46624602
but if fishery, what next? no other 5 wealth seem suitable but i nay for savage
>>46624545
Definitely yay Fishery, and naying on salvage.
>>46624664
Keep it for the next month House Fortune, heck make it that if we keep too much money around someone come and still a bit. Make it a side quest for us to do so the MC can get exp hunting the bastards.
>>46624612
>>46624636
>>46624640
so, we are exactly like the Lonely Light without being near the trade route and self-sustaining or trade to fellow ironlords. This has potential though if earth in asoiaf is round and we can be Columbus discovering the new land (Yiti or Assai land and shit) by steering to the west which is similar to wide pacific ocean
>>46624664
Get a Steward since we don't have a maester?
Still need one last Yay or Nay on the Fishery. Keep in mind you only have 13 wealth so it's wise to get two things for 5 over one for 10.
>>46624664
You can get something under Personage, like a Steward or a Magistrate.
>>46624686
I see a yay, call it now!
Alright you now have a:
>Fishery
You have 8 wealth left. You can spend it and have 3 left or save it.
Vote now to save or spend.
>>46624717
Yeah, but this would cost a lot of money. Well maybe if we manage to control the coming and going of the Light shiplanes
>>46624728
Get a Steward, keep 3
>>46624699
so i see can hoard. yah for fishery as being self-sustaining too.
>>46624724
i dont know shit but i i did not know iron born has Vice Captain or Vice King
>>46624728
save the shit
>>46624735
but who goes there? maybe event
>>46624728
Spend it.
I say we buy a Priest for 5 Wealth, you know for blessing from the Drowned God just some crazy batshit guy on the beach.
>>46624728
>Blackmarket
For sailing goods taken while raiding
>Port
Obvious is obvious
>Saboteurs/Assassins
For sabotaging ships or killing crew prior to a raid
>>46624770
Priest require a chapel/sept whatever
>>46624728
Save it. Nothing really worth spending it own just yet.
There must some real big fish (like that shark) out further west in the Deep. Maybe later we can expand the fishery into a full on Jorgumundr Hunting Factory.
>>46624758
Seconding this. Someone to manage the place while we RAID.
>>46624770
>>46624793
We should make this a priority. As the island closest to the Drowned Gods Deep, we are obviously the most worthy of his followers if we but prove ourselves.
>>46624793
...well shit that sucks.
Oh we do have leftover Defense yeah? Buy a Chapel for our castle for 1 Defense and 4 Wealth dedicated to the Drowned God.
>>46624780
Port and Black market are both 10 wealth, you can no longer afford either now that you have the fishery. Assassins are 10 along with a 5 power cost.
The Saboteurs are possible though.
I still need one last vote for spend or not.
>>46624824
>Seconding this. Someone to manage the place while we RAID.
Make it synergize with the thing the other anon said, without a steward someone come and steal our shekels.
>>46624824
>>46624845
Seconding. Drowned God best God.
Alright guys, I'm gonna have to be the tie breaker. I'm gonna roll a 1d6, prime for spend and even for save.
What I get will decide the choice and we'll move on.
I seriously hope we can make it work. This would make quite a different style to play a House.
Less Malroy and Bordain more Clawwater and Redward. 100% pure scum, but so delicious.
>200+ post and we still haven't rolled for the character itself.
>>46624917
just wait until we rape a girl for the first time
the shit will be real
>>46624888
Backing
>>46624917
can we have a priest lord?
i though the backstory we had already
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>46624916
>>46624917
>we still haven't rolled for the character itself.
Soon anon, I'm sure for a house like this, you guys are gonna make something real fun.
>>46624943
I can see it, we spec up to be an utter bastard and at the sight of the 1st waifu, we turn into a big bear
>>46624952
A damn shame, chapel was a good idea.
>>46624952
You might want to take a trip. To make it all official.
Anyone good with hex grid? Maybe we should make a map for the archipelago?
>>46624952
That settles it, we spend it.
Now I say posts for a Steward, makes sense to have someone watch the castle while we raid.
Do I have a another vote for a steward?
>>46624969
In time anon, the Drowned god will have to settle for the clashing of our Iron weapons and the blood we bleed to serve as our prayers.
>>46625009
Nay on Steward, yay on Chapel.
>>46625009
Yay for the steward
>>46624952
oh fuck. steward that is, he better be a fuccboi.
>>46625009
you got me
>>46625022
blame on the greenman and their landrules, chapel/temple needs a fucking town.
>>46625041
>page 14 OOSP
>Chapel
>Requirement: Hall or larger Defensive Holding.
No it doesn't.
Found something
>>46625067
Okay, how about that, we take the chapel, then the next month we discover that someone stole from our coffer, thus we'll have to find the fucker and get a steward to prevent further theft?
>>46625064
fuck me brother. I change vote for chapel instead of steward fuccboi
>>46625082
We could take the Chapel and then lower our standard of living a tad? Just by one is all that is needed.
>>46625082
>Doom
>Defeat
>Catastrophe
Could be our Catastrophe, coffers are finally filling up again and then someone plunders it while we're away. And there we go with our first enemy to murder, rape, and murder some more.
>>46625001
Never took a trip before. How do I do that?
>>46625037
>>46625041
>>46625082
>>46625086
Alright then, we have a Chapel, calling it now.
So we have a:
>Fishery - 5 wealth
>Chapel -4 wealth -1 defense
That leaves us 3 wealth. Worry not anons, we'll aquire more wealth soon.
Now for arguable the most fun part-
Our motto and Coat of Arms!
Discuss away anons, we have two ideas already here, this kind anons >>46623628 and my own >>46623776
It all up to you all to decide what represents our house the most.
>>46625123
>Doom
We get sent to the Lonely Light.
>Defeat
The shark got us good.
>Catastrophe
Someone took our Shekels.
Sounds good
>>46625138
>What is a "secure tripcode"?
A secure tripcode can be generated by placing two hash marks in the [Name] field, as opposed to one as with a normal tripcode (ex. "User##password"). Secure tripcodes use a secret key file on the server to help obscure their password. The previous example would display "User !!rEkSWzi2+mz" after being posted.
>>46625138
So who has any ideas? I saw a few mottos already that seemed cool. And what do you guys feel like we could use to represent ourselves? Are we still going with the cursed/haunted theme?
>>46625164
We're a salty lord, and a ruthless one.
maybe something simple and sinister?
Salt and axes?
>>46625138
i pick Shark theme, sea-dragon is evil right? we are religious as although being poor, still getting an actual building for the Drowned God
>>46625164
''We are the Salt''
''We reap the Salt''
>>46625138
That leaves us with 4 Wealth actually.
Maybe a leviathan? Big ass whale, pull a full Ahab and be hellbent on murdering that whale.
Shark jaws at the centre of our shield, to represent what landed us here.
>>46625146
> Doom
Shark Attack and Shipwreck
> Defeat
Got mashed in the Greyjoy Rebellion.
> Catastrophie
Tidal wave, really high tide swept away pretty much everyone not holed up in the castle? Took it as a sign of the Drowned God's favour.
>>46625164
"Salt and Silverfins"
"The Drowned and the Damned"
"Dark Tides, Darker Tidings."
