How do you fight an enemy that can potentially see a thousand ri ahead?
>>46592027
The fuck is a "ri"?
approach directly, subdue nonlethalywith heatpats
>>46592050
About 500 meters
>>46592027
Then you plan a thousand and one ri ahead.
>>46592027
Imagine facing a self-righteous opponent who can see twenty seconds into the future whenever he wishes. He is sent to capture you and bring you back alive at all costs.
Instead of fighting him, you try to kill yourself over and over again. You try to slit your wrists with a dagger, to stab your heart with a sword, swallow blasting powder, drown yourself, run into a giant spider nest, etc. etc.
The arrogant fucker has to keep saving your life over and over again or risk losing his job.
>>46592027
Make a great amount of faints, to create a enourmous amount of problable actions in a instant, so that her reaction thought can't keep up with the enourmous flow of information, caused by the problable moves, your faints created.
>>46592079
Attack from behind.
>>46592027
2hu is usually fought with yukkuri abuse comics, but I'm not allowed to post those on /tg/.
>>46592027
By putting no thought or strategy into what you're doing and and trusting your gut insteadto know when to point blank LAZOR in the face
>>46592027
Use a rifle.
The rifle is called "A Thousand and One Ri."
>>46592103
>>46592145
>>46592180
>>46592491
I could be wrong, but I don't think Momiži's ability allows her to actually see into the future, but rather refers to the literal physical distance she can see, almost as if she had a pair of super-strong binoculars with her at all times.
>>46594157
Don't care. Plan LAZOR is standard operating procedure regardless.
>>46594157
Well it's kind of a useless ability due to the curvature of the earth and of natural obstructions.
>>46594301
Adam, we need to have a talk. You keep trying to ship plan LAZER as the standard procedure during any procedure. At first everybody in the command center just laughed and said "oh! Thats our adam!" But now its becoming a problem. Everytime something comes up that needs resolving you try and activate plan LAZER which for awhile was okay but now you try to enact it for the simplest of things like losing your pocket change or when the printer runs out of toner. Its...its just too much and has gone too far. We want the old adam. We want you back. Please, we've contacted a nice resort that helps people like you and....well, your flight leaves tomorrow morning and if you truly love us, you'll be on that plane.
>>46592027
Well considering the fucking horizon is 10 ri ahead assuming perfect conditions and smooth landscape for someone of 6 foot height pretty easily, especially if you have warships that can, and routinely do, fire over the horizon. If not attack using vast numbers are from a hidden area.
>>46594503
Who the fuck is Adam?
>>46594630
The court turned down the name change certificate, adam. Its time to move on.
>>46592027
Either be invisible, or blind them.
>>46594630
Are you you're recovered enough to work, Jensen?
>>46594683
>>46594782
I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just an ordinary magician.
>>46594606
Well theoretically she could see 1000 ri ahead if she's at an elevation of 20,000 meters. About the height where most commercial planes fly.
>>46594804
Adam. Eve's the one who's supposed to get you kicked out of paradise. Stop shooting god's shit full of holes.
>>46594425
I assume her ability accounts for that.
It is magical, after all.
>>46594971
Maybe. It's still relatively limited though.
Nitori for example may be able to manipulated water, but she can't pick up an ocean or give someone a brain embolism.
>>46594924
I still don't know who you're talking about. And I'll LAZOR wherever the hell I want.
>>46594804
>>46595082
The master spark is not a laser. Rather, it is an extreme thermal reaction caused by the various chemicals inserted into the Hakkero. It is essentially a channeled explosion.
While its original purpose is to be a refining furnace, Marisa has repurposed it to be a weapon.
>>46595222
Essentially, there are no optics inside the Hakkero. It is simply an incredibly durable miniature refining crucible/furnace.
>>46595222
Shut up. It looks like LAZOR, therefore it is LAZOR.
>>46595301
Somewhat. In DDC, Marisa used it as an actual flamethrower. in many of the other games, she uses it to emit what appears to be a laser.
This brings in the theory that Marisa can use the manipulate the chemicals that are currently being processed inside the Hakkero. Perhaps when she fires simple lasers, she is simply using it like a lantern, emitting the highly lethal light of the reaction rather than emmitting flammable fuel (DDC shottype) or metals (like when she uses the Master Spark).
Marisa is foremost a Wu Xing Alchemist, not necessarily a Goetic magician like she styles herself to be.
>>46595048
I mean, abilities in touhou are random as shit anyways.
Often not even indicators of power.
Cirno has the ability to control ice, Mokou has the ability to (poorly) control fire, for example.
>A trained security guard is less qualified than a tabloid reporter when it comes to dealing with high level threats
>>46595696
Right, Yuuka's main power is over flowers of all things despite how ridiculously powerful she is.
>>46595704
What order you encounter characters in touhou has no reflection on their power levels.
Otherwise, Yuyuko is on the same level as Cirno, both being a stage 1 boss.
>>46592074
>treating a human being like a fucking dog
>Touhou power level thread on /tg/
Why?
>>46595836
Momiji isn't a human though.
>>46595836
Momiji is a fucking dog, though.
>>46595865
She pretty much is except for the ears and tail of course. That doesn't mean you should treat her like an animal.
>>46595871
No it's a sapient being like you and I.
>>46595864
It's not power level, it's trying to understand the limitation and implication of powers.
>>46595896
Mistaking a Youkai for a human being is a big mistake.
Also, you act like crow tengu don't treat her like this anyways.
And she's clearly happy about it.
>>46595898
Trying to understand touhou powers is a pretty bad idea as well.
They're fucking insane and basically never actually used.
Also, Reimu wins.
>>46595922
Well I don't know about you, but I would think it would be pretty fucked up if I saw some Japanese Man just started dragging a human looking girl on a leash against her will.
>>46595898
Okuyasu and Vanilla Ice could've been the most powerful characters if they weren't clinically retarded
>>46595943
i could beat reimu with my dick lol
>>46595943
>Reimu wins
Except against the moon gods...who lost to a random fairy.
>>46595957
The point of the video is that it isn't really against her will.
I mean, she immediately starts wagging her tail.
>touhou thread
>>46595922
>Clearly happy about it
Read "Hunting Dog's Fangs", it's a bit more complex than that.
>>46595998
But I mean in a real life scenario I would be appalled if I saw someone dragging a person around town on a leash whether I knew the context of the situation or not.
>>46592027
So she's a sword-and-board ranger with Skill Focus: Perception. Stealth would probably be a waste of time.
I'd go with a two-handed fighter with a bill or pollaxe or some other weapon like that, which has a reach advantage and can maybe deal with the shield.
>>46596042
It's called a fetish, anon. Show some respect and check your prejudices at the door.
>>46596037
No, see, now you're attempting to apply one piece of touhou work to another piece of totally unrelated touhou work.
Momiji is clearly cool with being leashed in the video. I doubt very much the guy could so easily leash her if she didn't want it.
>>46596042
Sure, but I bet they could give a shit about what you think.
>>46595836
>dog ears
>tail
Nah, she's subhuman scum.
>>46596155
pls don't bully awoo
ITT:
>>46596127
>Sure, but I bet they could give a shit about what you think.
I'm pretty sure everyone else would think the same as well and would stand up for yokai rights.
>>46596014
"Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is a much discussed concept on /jp/. The significance of it is disputed, so I will focus on one core concept: the symbolism behind it. But first we must identify and explore the key components of it.
Hinanawi Tenshi is a human child that has ascended to become a celestial being. In Hinduism, she would be called a Siddha or a Deva. In Chinese, it would be refered to as a Tian Xian, or heavenly immortal. In Japanese, it would be using the same kanji characters as in Chinese, being called a Tennin. She is also refered to as an angel, although the role of a heavenly messenger is better suited to her companion Nagae Iku. Regardless of which Oriental cosmology she claims the greatest influence from, Hinanawi Tenshi in Touhou: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody is presented as a roving celestial being that decides to cause mayhem out of childish boredom.
A corndog on the other hand is simply a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. It is considered a quintessential part of the American diet, being a cheap combination between convenience and an arguably delicious meal of protein and carbohydrates. It is not a new concept by any means, but it is something that is also unmistakably modern and mundane.
Thus this is why "Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is so intriguing. Why exactly is a celestial being consuming a corndog, despite having access to the Jade Wine Waterfalls and Immortal Peach Orchards of Heaven? The earthly and celestial is contrasted in an oustanding way.
>>46596200
Take a look at the blue sky in the background and the color of her hair. In the Swami Vivekananda, the concept of infinity is considered blue. Take the air and water, for within the space of our hands, it is colorless, but in a vast quantity it is blue. Tenshi is shown to represent infinity, as she to is of the sky. As to the corndog to her, the Route 66 sign is to the sky. What of the tiny stretch of road to the vastness of the heavens? But without that land, the heavens would not be.
So as it is, you see the Heavenly consume the Earthly. Not out of pleasure, as we can see from her expression, but of necessity to understand the realm she observes from up high. But we see it as something of joy, for we too know that the divine are as of us. This is perhaps a commentary of the immaturity of Tenshi Hinanwi, who still has a physical body unlike truly enlightened beings. But it could also be a commentary of the unwilligness of humans to see gods (at least the important ones) as anything but in their image and why the gods so often take human form. This is represented even in the game afterwards, Hisoutensoku (Unpercieving of Natural Law). Unlike its predecessor, Gakutensoku (Learning of Natural Law), Hisoutensoku is considered blind to it, as it from a land without logic. In the utter contrast of "Tenshi Eating a Corndog", we see through the eyes of Hisoutensoku.
This is the true symbolism behind "Tenshi Eating a Corndog": That our perception is constrained by the laws that invisibly govern over us. Pierce the veil of illusion, and see why the mustard intertwines with the ketchup.
>>46596172
Momiji isn't a dog, Momiji is a wolf.
Besides, in touhou, fucking youkai is the way to peace.
>>46596230
As another footnote, consider the parable of the Buddha involving the two monks who approached him. Both had not earned a single scrap of food from begging the whole day. When the Buddha offered his food, one of the monks took it gladly and left. The other, left as well, but he expressed his dissapointment that he could not have stayed for a lesson from the enlightened one. The moral of this parable is of much dispute, but "Tenshi Eating a Corndog" turns this on its head.
In it, we see the ancient Eastern concept of enlightenment, complete with the divine rainment of the Heavenly Courts eating a corndog, the concept of post-industrial American capitalism through easily prepared and eaten food. Once more, we see the Infinite and Finite within a hand's breadth. The mundane product of modern American capitalism meets the concept of the exalted enlightened in Eastern Syncretism. Think of Akutagawa Ryuunosuke's Kappa or even something more conventional like Steely Dan's "Bodhisattva". That is why I like
Tenshi Eating a Corndog" so much.
>>46596200
>>46596230
>>46596245
>>46595987
The cock is truly the strongest touhou.
>>46596014
All we need is 4E download links now
>>46596333
What about Neil Armstrong?
>>46596333
The ways of Dao are deeply rooted in understanding one's sexual energies. I wish White Wolf understood that better.
>>46596293
It's funny.
>>46596200
>>46596230
>>46596245
I already knew Momiji posted on /tg/, but I didn't know Rinnosuke was here as well.
>calling Momiji a dog
>>46596492
has anyone ever just commented that it's funny because she's visiting america and eating shitty food because it's american.
so it's more like a subtle joke? the way if she were on a rascal waving a flag would make it an obvious joke?
>>46592050
>One Japanese ri of length converted to meter equals to 3,927.27 m
>>46597314
Isn't it standardized to 500 meters?
>>46597403
>3900 standardized to 500
Sounds worse than Imperial measurement system. And that's saying something.
>>46597445
It's mainly due to fuckery with region. The Chinese Ri was standardized to 500 meters, along with the English League being standardized to 3 miles.
>>46597281
As you mentioned, it is a contrast between heaven and earth. In Chinese, it is a concept named as 天地 or Tiandi.
The peaches of divine immortality are but inches away from the mundane and earthly corndog. We witness a being from Bhava-Agra (the summit of the world) supping upon a low meal of batter and sausage in the barren flatlands of the most earthly of nations, America. This could even be a representation of Western-Eastern meld so common in the Touhou series. Can we quantify such? How many corndogs are worth one Hinanawi Tenshi? Such riddles are beyond us, for we can only look upwards.
>>46597604
>How many corndogs are worth one Hinanawi Tenshi
Bout tree fiddy
>>46595222
No.
It's pressurised love. Canon fact.
>>46595704
You should not underestimate power of motivated journalist.
>>46598569
The love is the trigger, not the catalyst itself. Much like how normal explosives are used to pressurize the plutonium/uranium cores of nuclear bombs.
>>46595704
Aya is over a thousand years old, and spent most of that time being the kind of person ninjas want to be when they grow up. She was only assigned to journalism fairly recently.
>>46597270
SHE'S A DOG.
A DAMN DIRTY DOG.
IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME.
Punch it 'til it dies.
>>46592027
Give them a problem that requires they see 1001 ri ahead to escape.
>>46592027
Give popeye some spinach and tell him they kidnapped Olive Oyl
>>46599474
Storyteller then?
>>46599757
fucking lost it at "got a medal of honor from Eisenhower."
>>46599634
HOW DARE YOU
>>46601517
>>46599634
>>46592074
I don't even know who this awoo is, but she keeps on getting wrecked and that amuses me endlessly
>>46602633
Momiji Inubashiri from touhou. She's a tengu.
>>46592225
Dark times indeed.
>>46602734
Can't even take it easy. What's the world coming to.
>>46598643
>>46599474
She's still a dirtbag.
>>46592027
They can't see farther than about 22 miles at most, 5 miles in most conditions, due of the limits of the horizon, so that ability doesn't sound that intimidating.
>>46602653
ah. why thank you, anon.
>>46602970
Again, magic.
>>46602653
What are they doing to Momiji?
>>46603365
Stacking biscuits on her nose
>>46602633
Momiji was made to suffer.
>>46602633
Stage 4 Midboss of Touhou 10: Mountain of Faith.
>>46592027
Go underground or to a place without long sight lines.
>>46592027
Be behind them.
>>46596200
>>46596230
>>46596245
Sometimes a creamsicle is just a creamsicle.
>>46595998
I thought the point was people making the mistake that Momiji is a dog.
>>46604478
Is Thor happy?
>>46604830
I leave Thor at the foot of the mountain. One always finds one's burden again. But Thor teaches the higher fidelity that negates the giants and raises Mjölnir. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself, forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Thor happy.
>>46604639
Canid then? Same as Horo.
>>46604639
>>46605278
Nah, Momiji is clearly a Doge, as seen here.
>>46604923
Oh man that guys analysis of the tale of syssuphys was bomb. Can't remember the author or title now. Everyone needs a rock, so that they can push against it and be content in the struggle
>>46605304
But had he taken responsibility for his life, he could have just cast the rock aside.
>>46605346
Valid.
>>46605278
She is supposed to be a White Wolf Tengu, which is one of the type of Tengu in Touhou.
Funnily enough though, a quick search showed that what the Chinese mythological being that the Japanese Tengu is supposedly based on did have the form of a dog.
>>46605390
Hound actually.
See the movie Hero.
Gradually gain her trust, close the distance until distance no longer matters.
>>46595922
You are dipping between fannon and seriousness. Is she a youkai to be feared or a 2hu joke character that is no more than a watch dog?
>>46595994
>Lost to a random fairy
The clown was literally refined to specifically deal with the moonsluts' bullshit, and Junko in the Trunko never engaged them directly.
>>46605299
>>46592027
Easy, get a level 3 tech, maximum range, maximum AoE and just fucking do a bombardment on the general area.
>>46605390
Outside of Touhou, her subspecies are generally known as "guhin".
>>46592027
>>46592027
>>46596197
>>46596042
>>46595957
>>46595896
>>46595836
It's a game, not a dick. Don't take it so hard. Stop moralfagging.
>>46596333
>>46605390
That's the point, the Tengu in Gensokyo encompass every "type" of Tengu out there.
Momiji is a heavenly dog protector Tengu and Aya is the filthy clever crow Tengu, while I remember reading there are the big penis nose monk Tengu faffing about too.
>>46596333
Where is this from, anyhow?
Reverse-image search just gives me a bunch of 4chan links.
>>46612268
No idea but you can probably narrow down the options a lot with remilia scarlet and rape tags.
>>46612268
[Sakurai Dai Energy (Sakurai Energy)] VAMPIRE KISS
>>46611131
Go to bed Okuu
Attack from below, above, or behind. Also just because she can see that far ahead doesn't mean she can pay attention to every little detail within a 500km view distance.
>not just killing her while she's sleeping
>>46615275
>>46595994
Reimu knew she wasn't on the "goodguys" side in SSiB, so she didn't go all out, whether that was a concious decision or not.
The ability to fly above reality is fucking broken, and even before she utilizes that, it's a simple canon fact that Reimu is the most skilled at danmaku in the entire setting.
And the moon gods didn't lose to the fairies, they fled at the risk of the fairies being able to allow Junko to OHKO the entire moon's population. The purified fairies were a means to an end, although Clownpiece is still fucking strong as dicks.
>>46596370
Well, he DID fuck shit up on the moon without bending the rules like Junko did, so he's probably stronger than the cock.plus he's not ghey
>>46594157
So then >>46592185
is the correct answer.
>>46598569
So is she related to Black Mage?
>>46602633
It is odd that you would say that, being that Momiji is the progenitor of the "awoo" meme.
>>46595739
I can't for the life of me find that doujin where Yuuka's tired of Tenshi's shit, jams a handful of seeds down her throat then immediately makes a fuckhuge beanstalk grow out of her.
>>46595836
>>46595896
>>46595957
>He doesn't like petplay.
>>46616195
It's on danbooru. She lives though and escapes unharmed
>>46592027
You ambush them out of their line of sight, dummy.
>>46592225
Don't forget fairies too. It seems that whenever someone wants to bully 2hu, they pick the weak and relatively defenceless to attack.
>>46616600
The fairies are cute
>>46616880
What does it even mean to "lose against a dick" and how would you win against one?"
>>46617039
He cums first like a quickshot.
>>46617058
Is that her winning or losing?
>>46617073
It's her winning so she can gloat.
>>46596042
If it was a hot girl being dragged around I would be amused.
>>46617114
Seems like the girl loses out more honestly
>>46617267
If she cums first, she loses.
>>46617039
You deny it!
>>46617039
Don't get mindbroken
It's as simple as that
Nitori issecondbest MoF girl, prove me otherwise.
>>46594157
>>46594425
>>46594971
So I'm not a "Touhou" understanding person, but the materials I found strongly imply that her perception does in fact work more like clairvoyance, and she can perceive whatever she wants within those 2440 miles, and may even be peripherally aware of that range constantly, as a normal person might be of the periphery of their vision.
>>46595440
It's clearly a beam at least; in fact, if these others are right, it's actually a plasma beam, so why not call it that instead of laser, when no Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation is occurring?
>>46622299
She's pretty cute
>>46623663
She's a greedy nihilistic atheist that is also quite probably a cannibal.
>>46622734
It shoots magical radiation or flaming fuel.
>>46626410
>also quite probably a cannibal.
There are other Kappas?
>>46626482
Yeah, read the comics.
