What kind of movies would elves make?
Incredibly long ones, think like, marathoning a season of a TV series.
Common themes would be about personal struggles that in the end, don't really change anything.
The Wire, would be an Elf Movie.
>>46590385
grass growing
>>46590385
Probably art films which go to great lengths to portray subtle degrees of character and story, with plot after subplot layered one on top of the other. They consider 3 hours to be a bit on the short side.
That and the occasional chick-flick or comedy that focuses on the ineptitude of everyone surrounding the main character, but those are considered low-brow popcorn flics.And then there's their adult video scene. Humans fucking REVOLUTIONISED that area of entertainment...
>Every film is a nuanced masterpiece that gets better with each rewatching, an instant classic that gets hailed by critics as a life-changing experience, with a brilliant story, awe-inspiring attention to detail, unforgettable performances, and sublime aesthetics that carve each frame forever in your heart
>47% Audience Score
>"It was too complicated. It was more like a book than a movie. Very pretty though.
>While not a commercial failure, it failed to meet the investors expectations in the Box Office
>No sequel is planned
I like to think that they go fucking nuts for terrible rom-coms.
>>46590385
Think like the late 50s-60s Epic Movies like Ben-Hur, Spartacus, The Ten Commandments, Laurence of Arabia, and the like. Cast of thousands, dozens of locations across the globe, million dollar budgets, lasts close to 4 hours.
Then crank it up even more.
Elves live for-fucking-ever, if it takes 700 takes to get the words right, then thats what it takes. If it takes 50 years to amass the capital and actors to make the flick then so be it. These would be the magnum-opus' of each director's thousand year life, they can take time to make it perfect.
Most characters would be elves, or maybe dwarves. If any humans or other shorter lived peoples are cast they would be either used in shorter supporting roles or if the plot spans a longer time would be cast for their entire life, in some cases becoming their character. Why bother trying to find an actor who looks like the young prince who then went off to war, just wait 10 years while we get our perfect camera pans and then continue the rest of the story.
Now, what are elven memes like?
>>46594352
Slow to change and slow for new ones to become adopted. They don't go in for shallow things like reaction images though.
An elven meme is an actual meme; a cultural touchstone and universally-recognised point of common understanding that facilitates easier communication and co-ordination of ideas between parties. This is part of why elven society seems so homogenous, split between only a few cultures; their memes are too effective at bringing people together. Other cultures, such as humans, try to copy elven memes for art, philosophy, politics, economics, or even warfare, but within a generation, they have mutated and changed in the hands of the shorter-lived species and no longer are as effective as they once were, resulting in the myriad different cultures of humanity.
The elves actually don't mind. They find the changes to their formulas and the resultant diversity fascinating and occasionally take the most promising to refine into something new for them. It's a slow process, but the end result is usually sublime.
>>46595013
So... it's like /tg/, with a glossary featuring terms like "BBEG," "That Guy," and all that?
What kind of movies would catfolk make?
>>46590385
French nouvelle vague
>>46590385
Because of their longer lifespan, and need for less sleep or rest than humans in many settings movies would definitely be much longer. An extra two hours. Also they'd all be artsy fartsy thought provoking oscar bait and hate anything they d
>>46595497
*anything they deem capeshit sans their own historical war films.
>>46595369
Wire-fu movies with lots of flashy special effects.
>>46595247
More like whole cultural ideas, like how we all understand the idea that a customer has certain rights. If they are sold a defective product, they have a right to their money back; or that slavery is wrong. Ideas like that shape a society and culture - those are genuine memes.
>>46590484
LA crash would be an elf movie too.
>>46597927
So... Drive and Chinatown, but twice as long?
>>46590385
shitty indie films like this one
Gay porn
>>46590385
4-5 hour nature/history documentaries
Elves
>look at us elves we're so cool and educated and enlightened
>watch us help those less fortunate and try to get them to realize their potential and uplift themselves from their bad situations
Dwarves
>it's about The Great War, it's about the dwarven near-extinction, and it'll win all the awards
>once in a blue moon, we'll do one about how much it sucks to be a goblinoid
Goblinoid
>a combination of Tyler Perry, Spike Lee, and every getting-out-of-the-hood movie you've never seen
>also wins all the awards, or you're a bigot
>>46603729
>Tyler Perry
>winning awards
>ever
Even affirmative action has its limits, anon.
>>46603770
Why do you hate orcs, anon? Don't you understand how many microattackrolls you're making right now? I can't even
Kino
>>46603794
>microattackrolls
My sides are in orbit somewhere around Tau Ceti.
>>46590385
cooking shows
