We will show the xenos, traitors and mutants what alloy our balls are made off!
Regiment Classification d10
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>46587763
armor?
>>46588194
Imperial Guard: A true regiment, drilled and competent in their service.
Recruitment Criteria d100
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>46588204
No you won't. These threads never amount to anything nowadays. Too many of them. Chill for awhile and maybe people will be up for it.
>>46588238
Convicts: Serving their sentence on the front lines, the slime.
Do you guys want to roll on the Nature of Recruitment or just pick the Punishment/Redemption/Recycling option from that table?
>>46588257
go for nature of recruitment I guess.
>>46588291
Ok, roll a d10 then to see what we get
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>46588296
aye aye
>>46588337
Well, we got the Punishment/Redemption/Recycling option anyway.
Now, time for homeworld
>1d100
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>46588351
the emperor wills it I guess
>>46588359
Shrine World: They charge into battle eagerly, and their very prayers are warcries.
Shrine world, interesting
>Terrain 1d100
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>46588371
the emperor wills it literally apparently
>>46588390
Wasteland: Excellent scavengers and hardy survivors.
Regiment Core Units (d100)
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>46588405
taaaaaanks
>>46588415
Mechanized Infantry
Well, you got chimeras, so that counts I guess
Specialization (d10)
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>46588427
if we don't get explosives or flamers I will sad
>>46588448
We got hive warfare instead. I can alloy a re-roll if you feel like it. Since you are the only one here at the moment
>>46588461
allow*
>>46588461
nah go ahead, hive warfare seems to imply Krieg levels of fucked up and mechanized infantry can mean a mad max regiment.
>>46588489
Ok, moving on then.
Loyalty Rating (d10)
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>46588509
turbo loyal
>>46588540
Fanatical: No remorse, no retreat, no fear.
Special Equipment (d100)
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>46588555
hell yeah motherfucker
>>46588568
Modified Weaponry
Ok, now we can have something really cool!
Regiment Creed (d100)
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>46588581
aw yeah boyee
>>46588594
For The Homeworld: This regiment's mission is to demonstrate the skill and steel of the homeworld to the rest of the Imperium.
Ok, now it's time to roll up friends
>1d100
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>46588608
huh something something pride of the wasteland
>>46588640
Ecclesiarchy
The Emperor is truly with you Anon
Ok, time for enemies
>>46588667
Forgot what type of die is needed
>1d100
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>46588667
gimme chaos and I'll have everything a soldier could ask for
>>46587763
>We will show the xenos, traitors and mutants what alloy our balls are made off!
>>46588257
>Convicts: Serving their sentence on the front lines, the slime.
OP its confirmed, regiments balls are made of the sleaziest slime in the IoM. Get Slimey, toads
>>46588684
Dark Eldar
Want a re-roll?
>>46588693
nah that's a chaos manifestation and works well for 'white line nightmare: the home world'
what next?
>>46588714
Nothing, that's the entire table. Here is the recap
>Imperial Guard
>Convicts
>Punishment/Redemption/Recycling
>They are from a wasteland shrineworld
>Core units are mechanized infantry
>Specialization: Hive warfare
>Loyalty rating = Fanatical
>Special Equipment is Modified Weaponry
>For The Homeworld
>Regiment Friends are the Ecclesiarchy
>Enemies with the Dark Eldar
Now let us fluff them out!
>>46588766
Here are a few things to get us started:
>What's the name of the planet and the regiment
>When was it raised?
>Why convicts?
>>46588766
I was thinking their homeworld is a former hiveworld and manufactorum, bombed to hell and back with the only major centers of population left being sacred temples of one sort or another.
something something dark eldar slaving outposts in the ruins.
now the regiment patrols the world for salvage and to spread the emperor's glory from their souped up vehicles.
>>46588838
Soudns cool
>>46588766
That kinda makes sense, have them be religous ex-gangers imprisoned and forced into the guard. Used to maintaining, repairing, and upgrading their own weaponry in the name of big E.
>>46588871
>>46588833
Asphaultii Infini
the world is 90% savage gangs outside the temples. Local commissars and ecclesiarchs indoctrinate tribals taken in for recruitment while administratum scribes and magos work on the rest.
since the the world is a former forgeworld it has plenty of tech to salvage.
orks might like fighting these guys since they're proppa orky
uniforms come in 'tribal' 'mad max' and 'exclesiarch's favored'
>>46588935
How about we do something other than not!MadMax?
A wasteland can mean many things such as radiation to zombies or whatnot
>>46588935
sounds a bit judge dredd, with the wastelands and the old judges how go there to spread the word.
>>46588955
we're mechanized infantry with customized weapons. that's either immortan joe's warboys or orks.
and that zombie plague doesn't really clash with tribal speed junkies
>>46588968
Commisariat, Ecclesiarch, and Arbite missions into the waste would be pretty rad.
Chimera with ecclesiarchal rosarius force shields.
yes or yes?
>>46589421
YES!
Offtopic, but can I get one or two of you to test this link for me and tell me if it's loading properly?
http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/
so modded weapons. I'm thinking sawn off shotguns with boltershells, las rifles with underslung grenade launchers, flamer turrets and cheras with vox speakers that broadcast prayers.
>>46589556
All of my yes!
>>46588405
These guys are starting to sound like the redeemers retinue.
>>46589641
Where can I read the full comic?
>>46589556
It loaded properly for me.
>>46589480
Loading is fine Anon
>>46589673
I have no idea.
>>46589698
Thanks, declaring success and going back to lurking.
Should we be in control of our homeworld or should it be organized anarchy?
>>46589738
Why not be a monastery in wastes, coming around every once in a while to round up mutants and deviants and spread the word of the emperor?
>>46589738
>>46589796
a system of monasteries, commissarats, mechanicus, and arbite fortresses. basically a mix of the old forge world powers holding onto functional infrastructure and fighting cults, mutants, and xenos in between recruitment drives with the local tribes
>>46589923
I like this idea
so for a name, something like the 'Promethium Crusaders' or the 'Asphault Warriors?'
>>46590000
Wasteland Knights?
>>46590000
I think it should have redeemer/redemption or Crusaders part on it...
Redeemers of desolation
Crusaders of (insert planet name here)
The Emperors crusaders
>>46590000
>>46590097
>>46590130
Wasteland Redeemers
until someone has something better our only planet name is Asphaultii Infini which is kind of a mouthful
>>46590182
How about our planet is just called something simple as: Gavrikov, Kentra-IV or maybe Valdea?
>>46590215
those just sound like random scifi words. I'd at least like garbled english like 'Desolatia' or abused latin.
>>46590250
Desolatia asphaltium?
>>46590301
that's better
next on the agenda?
>>46590316
Perhaps the goverment (or what imperial goverment that is left)
>>46590321
I was thinking remnants of the old administration (ecclesiarchy, commissariat, administratum, arbites, mechanicus' etc) in massive fortresses linked by sturdy world spanning roads with a worldspanning wasteland outside.
>>46590321
Counsil of the Wise
, a ad-hoc gathering of those who are not too busy keeping the pockets of civilisation from collapsing
>>46590316
>>46590321
Or maybe what the planet itself looks like?
I am imagining that (if we are going that it was a forge world) there are layers and layers of aincent hab blocks, giant sewage pipes, manufactorums, roads, train tracks etc and ontop of all that is a dry, cold rocky landscape that shows almost no signs that it was once a forgeworld, besides the fortresses the Imperials lives in. And those themselves might just be a tip of an iceberg.
>>46590417
Basicly like this, but more massive and aincent
>>46590417
I was gonna go with scorched desert but barren cold wasteland works. In general I was thinking orks and dark eldar regularly raid the world for loot and slaves so you wind up with these massive pits in it that lead down into the old forge world proper and expeditions into 'the underworld' for tech are common and dangerous
Maybe there can be a cryostorm on the planet as well? It could have been an old reactor safeguard that were ment to cool down in case of overheating. But the coolant storm is still going on
>>46590524
I wouldn't want snow with this. bleak desert or rocky wasteland but no snow.
>>46590524
Maybe normal storms or radiation storms like from FO4
>>46590632
>>46590524
radiation storms trigged by Deldar activating a webway portal
>>46590632
BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW SUBJECT OF THE EMPEROR!
>>46591008
>get out of here redeemer
>what are you doing redeemer?! Get in here!
What an awful glitch
>>46588999
Why not just "WASTE-land", a world that is now used as a junk jard after the it officially lost it's status as a shrine world to the Imperium, but it's inhabitants feel pissed because of that and passive aggressively maintain their temples.
>>46590417
Yee, but those are only thr major hubs. In between those you got HIGG SPEED lanes, which are 100% straight lines dug through the terrain to connect the hubs and make production more efficient. The rest is just a massive 'oil tanker crashed ontop of national park for some reason' scenario, with oil and debris everywhere.
Some say that there are underground tunnels dug by the inquisition where they would hide heretical prototypes...but not the kind of prototypes you are thinking about...
>>46590567
Why not? Would be a nice spin on the not!Madmax scenario.
Also: since we got expeditions into the tunnels and mechanized infantry: maybe they use smaller and less armored versions of the standard vehicles.
