>Anon! You weren't trying to leave the forest, were you?
Yea I wanted to visit the savannah for a bit, get some of them lion-burgers the half-orcs sell.
What of it. You want a lionburger with a side of monkeyfries? I'm not going to safari-salads if that's what you want.
I want to run my tongue up and down over whatever it is she's wearing.
>>46584513
Steel doesn't grow on trees (I checked every goddamn tree in this forest!) and I need some good steel to make a badass chair for the cat. So yes.
>>46584513
"Someones gotta talk to the traders to get the supplies we don't have. Besides, its my turn to deal with this, hopefully they won't try any funny business."
>>46584513
Is she yandere because she's thicker than average elf girl?
Listen, we both know the elder seedseer said we would die if we left our forest. But I just feel that there is more out there. More than just spend out whole life under leaf and bough.
>>46584513
Listen, jiggly-puffs. You might be happy spending your life dancing under the magical happy trees, but I have shit to do. So maybe you should put on some clothes rather than just rubbing a permanent marker over your dongle cave, and let the people who want to make something of their lives leave. And while I'm at it, you seriously need to see someone about your arms, they're terrifying. I don't care how much you claim it's from all the archery, that shit ain't natural, it's like your chest has a pair of sausage dogs hanging off it.
>>46584513
>weren't trying to leave the forest, were you
Not as far as you know. Now run along, you don't want to be late for your yoga class.
>>46584513
Just to plant a tree or two. I'll be back. Probably...
>>46584530
>Barbarian
>>46584549
>Bard
>>46584564
>Artificer
>>46584513
"I just wanted to know if you cared"
>>46585028
>maybe you should put on some clothes rather than just rubbing a permanent marker over your dongle cave
>>46585028
>And while I'm at it, you seriously need to see someone about your arms, they're terrifying.
Musclegirls are hot.
>>46584513
I was just...Scouting the border...for intrudrers, yeah that is it.
>>46585288
I can imagine the response to this...
>Well, you can come with me back to our lodging and scout MY borders, hee hee
>Y, yes, ma'am...
>Then we will work on your "infiltration"skills, because you must learn to last for long periods of time alone on your "insertions"
>y, yes, ma'am
Yes I were, actually.
>>46584513
Yes thanks luv, the pussy has been spectacular, but I'm done with wiping my arse on tree bark.
>>46584513
>>46584513
No, I'm taking the forest with me. Look, I've got a tree right here. Got it from out the back of your house, actually.
>>46585725
Dryads please leave this thread.
You're not welcome.
>>46585732
No, look, the tree's in a pot, it'll be fine.
>>46585468
For some reason I read this in some middle aged amiable guy's voice from Birmingham and I can't stop giggling. What the's wrong with me.
>>46584513
Yes, I was.
The better question is: why are YOU so afraid of leaving the forest, or letting anyone else leave?
Let me share my viewpoint on this: there are two ways to get what you want in this life - to expand outwards, and to delve inwards.
You are delving inwards.
You are locking yourself inside this gilded cage you call "our sacred forest". This is the way of shut-ins and delusional madmen - to pretend, to fool themselves that you are all that matters, that you are the world itself.
I am expanding outwards.
Instead of cutting myself from the rest of the world to create a perfect place for myself, like you do, I am willing to change the world itself to fit me, instead of changing myself to fit the world.
I will not bend under the world's pressure so easily.
If anything, the world will bend under me.
And I will not stop just with whatever is beyond this forest. If not me, then my children will carry on my legacy, always expanding outwards, always craving for more and more.
When I will have a city, I will want for my own country. When I will have a country, I will want for my own continent. When I will have a country, I will want for my own continent. Planets. Galaxies. The universe itself and whatever is beyond it. Is it a multiverse? Is it something even more unimaginable? I do not know. But I will crave for more, even if I won't be alive to see it.
Always expanding outwards. Always reaching out. Never shutting myself in.
>>46585846
>five days later, anon was brutally murdered by bandits
>>46585861
Died the way he lived.
I can respect that.
>>46585861
RIP Anonymous
>>46584513
Look sugar tits, we both know you love me, and we both know I'll just keeping attempting to leave no matter what. So put on a smile and let's go! I know of a place that serves the best salad you'll have ever tasted. Not counting yours of course.
>>46585846
>"I"? What about us?!
>She places your hand on her belly
>Your...*our* legacy is right here
>>46585929
I want fetishfags to leave.
>>46585752
I'm actually from Birmingham.
>>46585929
I don't remember us sleeping together
>>46585938
???? That's not inherently a fetish. In fact it's just a stock drama trope. This says more about you than it does him.
>>46585929
No.
Staying here will defy everything I believe in.
If you truly think our child will be our legacy, then come with me.
Otherwise, this is a goodbye.
May we meet again in the future.
What the fuck is it with /tg/ and stupid greentext RP fetish threads always getting so many replies? Just fucking fap if the semen's starting to back up into your brain, and when you're done you can start posting again. What the fuck is the deal with this?
>>46585967
Smut. The word you're looking for is smut. Also memes.
>>46585967
Anon, the opening post is more like... a guideline.
You'd better believe derailed threads exist, after all - you're in one!
>>46585980
>my ass is lose from being fucked in the ass by horses
Get fucked.
>>46585997
Sounds more like the ass is win.
>>46585929
What part of "I'm a male elf and thus, gay" don't you understand? Take it up with his real father, Sauriel, who I still can't forgive you for stealing from me!
>>46584513
There are four elements.
There's DJing. There's breaking. There's graffiti. And then there's the MC.
>muh lewd elves like in the sex-doujins xD
Christ, there are several threads like this out there right now. Masturbate and be done with it. Elves don't deserve this.
>>46585964
>tears run down her face as she draws her weapon on you
>You know I can't do that! I-I won't let you leave us!
Wat do?
>>46586108
Tell you to fuck off with your VN-tier retardation.
>>46586108
Write more shitty fetish greentext stories about your blank and bland human self-insert getting all the elfus for no explicable reason.
>>46586135
*Smut. Learn what fetish means.
>>46586157
>I am a faggot please rape my face
>>46586135
Wait, he was human?
I thought he was a very tall Gnome.
>>46586108
Turn around, try to leave, get stabbed from behind by her, take it like a man.
Say something along the lines of "Finally, you are trying to take something by force instead of shuting yourself in and hoping someone will take pity on you. Shame this isn't nearly enough."
Leave the forest and the shocked elfgirl behind.
When I am out of her sight, proceed to pull out the dagger whilst groaning from pain and grumbling about crazy bitches.
Bandage the wound, drink a health potion, continue on my way.
>>46586162
Great damage control.
>>46586135
No one said Anon was human:^). He's also dealing a baby mama trying to kill him. It's more like a bad break up or the ending of School Days like this genre savvy anon pointed out >>46586123 . This scenario is really not what you're describing desu senpai.
>>46586179
Nobody is going to give half a shit about anything you have to say for as long as you use terms like "damage control".
>>46586123
>>46586135
>implying soap operas aren't fun as fuck
>implying the world doesn't run on the universal theatrics law
Anon, please.
Alas, poor Yorick and all that.
As long as I keep acting, I can influence how the story unfolds.
And the soap operas are the safest bet, because literally no one dies completely in the soap operas, so that The Director (the God in this universe) can bring people back at moment's notice for another ass-pull "twist".
>implying you wouldn't want to live in Ding Dong Shyamalan universe
>>46584513
I gotta go buy milk, so yeah.
>>46586260
>implying soap operas aren't fun as fuck
The shittiest of tastes, right here.
>>46586244
Uh-huh, but a generic single line of greentext that's older than a decade is totally fine.
>>46586260
>>implying soap operas aren't fun as fuck
Soap operas are for most brainded of the audience right next to NASCAR and soccer league.
t. I used to work at TV station.
*rubs itchy arse on nearby tree branch*
Ahhh. That's the ticket.
>>46586307
It's not bad or untrue just because it's old.
>>46586307
>older than a decade
Man, time flies when you're shitposting.
>>46586280
Anon, think about it for a moment.
You are living in a soap opera universe.
This guy you passed by on the street?
He might be your long-lost twin.
Your long dead father whose death you mourned is actually alive and kicking.
You yourself are involved in love polygon, complete with drama, betrayal, friendship, confused sexual orientation etc.
You do not know what revelation will happen today, and you are tired of playing along with The Director.
But you play along anyway, because this way, no one has to die. Because, in the end, everything always works out in soap operas.
In any other genre, people will die completely, with no way to bring them back, to keep things interesting for The Director.
So, yes, soap operas are fun as fuck. You will do everything you can to keep them fun. Because if The Director gets bored, there's no telling what genre he might choose next.
>>46586345
>You are living in a soap opera universe.
Christ, I've never seen someone so delusional in my entire life.
>>46586321
I'd say reality television and overhyped talent shows are the lowest of the low. At least when shit goes wrong in a NARCAR race, the footage is worth watching on youtube six months later when you're drunk.
>>46586345
Nigger, the whatest of whats?
>>46586337
Neither is smut as a distinct word from fetish. There is no fucking fetish in what you described. It's really sappy vanilla shit. It's arguably the exact opposite of a sexual fetish, but it is shameless smut.
People, please calm down! Stop annoying me with trash-opera discussions and let the shitposting about the tsundere elf continue!
>>46586391
>interracial impregnation isn't a fetish
>>46586394
No, this thread is retarded and only good for shitposting.
>>46586391
Moving goalposts is an example of something old and bad, though.
>>46586394
>dere
>>46586410
Maybe, just maybe. I don't fucking care about the other shit and only care about you misuing the word. Just a thought.
>>46584513
leave the forest? no, I didn't say leave.I said burn
>>46586381
>anon is inside of a VN
>he is aware he is inside of a VN
>he has been living as a VN protagonist for years
>he can influence how the story unfolds with his actions
>cliche interaction with a tsundere elf happens
>there are many ways this can go wrong, depending on the genre
>but everyone knows things always end happily ever after in love stories
>and anon doesn't want whoever is writing this VN (the Director) of growing bored or unhappy with his creation
>so anon opts for the sappy love-story approach
>and so he influences the story unfolding by acting like he is in a soap opera
>the keyword here is "acting"
>does he truly believe he can bribg a happy ending to the story or is he merely prolonging the inevitable? who knows
>but anon is a good actor
>and he will certainly try
Pretty straightforward, if you ask me.
>>46586485
>anon is inside of a VN
No, I'm fucking not.
Help! I'm trapped in this thread and I can't get out!
>>46586491
Aren't you, Anon?
>>46585846
*slow clap*
simply reddit
>>46586526
No, I'm not. None of us are. Fuck off and die.
>[Yes]/No
But thou mustn't!
Now tell me true: Anon! You weren't trying to leave the forest, were you?I know it's /vr/, but it triggered me
>>46586468
LIKE FIRE, HELLFIRE, IS BURNING IN MY VEINS, THIS BURNING DESIRE
>elf pic
>greentext
I don't even need to read the rest to know that this thread is barely related to /tg/.
>>46586542
>being this triggered
>>46584513
"nope"
let's be honest here, nobody in this thread can score. You wouldn't mind an elf waifu.as long as it isn't exactly like pic related, the picture isn't even finished
>>46586015
>>46586578
Good job. You get a gold star.
>>46586434
Maybe you're autistic.
>>46586485
>>but everyone knows things always end happily ever after in love stories
Not in VNs. This is Japan we're talking about, they love tragic endings.
hiyu?
>>46587319
>bumping this shit
Kill yourself.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>46584513
Roll to bluff
>No?
>>46588293
Get the fuck outta here.
>>46585861
Pennyless and with a stab in the bowels?
