/tg/, what is best in life?
Epic storytimes of course
I dunno, but chocolate milk ain't bad.
Vigorous sodomy.
>>46584172
I wish I knew, then I'd be out doing it.
this desu
Finding a group of players you can tolerate.
>>46584172
To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!
>>46584172
Hot water, good dentistry and soft lavatory paper.
The open steppe. A fleet horse. Falcons at your wrist and the wind upon your hair.
To torture the Chapter's Scouts until they admit they stole Adeptus Astartes Pattern Chocolate Chip Cookies from the Adeptus Astartes Pattern Ceramic Cookie Jar.
>>46584172
The three W's: Wine, wealth, and wenches.
Ain't nothing worth livin' for 'cept those three things my nigga.
Cuties playing tabletop.
>>46584172
your mum lol
Fat thighs, lamb sauce and daughters to spoil.
>>46584280
This
>>46585563
Sorry to bother, but what book is he from? Only have the very first two.
>>46584280
Came here to post this.
>>46585591
The Light Fantastic.
>>46585640
Allright thanks.
TO DO WHAT EVER YOU TELL ME DRILL SERGEANT
>>46585664
He also appears in at least Interesting Times and The Last Hero.
>>46584172
That some of it makes sense.
>>46585705
>The Last Hero
Man I loved that one.
>>46584172
To take an awesome shit, to feel it leave your system and hear it drop without splashing water.
>>46584172
Rotary cannons
>>46584280
Beat me to it.
>>46584253
>>46584172
well done oldfags. well done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzbaB65fnLI
>>46584172
To troll the tipfags,
to see them banned before you,
to hear lamentation of their fanboys.
>>46584172
my hungry boypussy
to die for the emperor or die trying
>>46586545
that's bold claim, can you prove it?
>>46584172
To crush my cheetos
See the dice rolled before me
And to hear the lamentations of the Players
>>46584172
To live, fight, and die for the emperor.
>>46585777
>tfw I'm doing that right now
Truly there is nothing greater.
>>46584253
The one and only correct answer. Many here, I am sure, have never even experienced a pale imitation. Those that have know the truth.
>>46586428
Come to me my child!
T H U L S A D O O M
>>46584172
The score to this movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZL2R9jDJM
I wish these drums would play every time I took a shit
>>46589236
>I wish these drums would play every time I took a shit
That's a trivial thing to accomplish.
Step 2: Download music.
Step 3: Set up speakers in your bathroom (preferably close to the ceiling).
Step 5: Put music on your phone.
Step 8: Connect phone with speakers.
Step 13: Try really hard to take a shit.
Step 21: Curse your constipation.
>>46584172
To troll the questfags, see them driven from the board, and to hear the lamentations of their waifus.
>>46589191
You rang?
>>46589468
explain pls
>>46589651
Conan version of rock-paper-scissors - hand holds knife, knife cuts peen, peen dribbles on hand.
>>46589727
thx kek
>>46584172
A reason to live.
>>46589794
>>46586584
now how could I go about that
