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>>46561383
In this apocalyptic hellscape of a frozen wasteland only the most biodiverse survive, get ready to evolve
Rules:
>Open an existing creature in paint or whatever and give it one evolutionary adjustment at the time
>describe adjustment and upload new image
>every once in a while the environment will shake things up, some creatures will go extinct
>No silly stuff, those won't become cannon
>No creating new species out of thin air
>No 'catching up' and doing a bunch of evo's by yourself, every creature should go through multiple steps by multiple people
>Evolutions shouldn't be to drastic, but you shouldn't bitch about other players 'not being realistic' either
First for, this is a planet made in the depths of hell.
>>46574910
Seriously, it might be. With all of this fire shit and eldritch abomination shit, I'm starting to think we're in Satan's playground.
So who exactly is effected by this?
All the meels live in the forest or floating islands.
The Snoks and Gloves fly in the sky.
I assume the ocean is fine too.
This just leaves Klaws, Buds and the two land based Slarkers.
>>46575054
The main effect is that all species are quarantined. Nobody can leave their habitats for fear of burning to death.
So, how is the planet right now?
>the seas are toxic
>ice everywhere except for the poisonous forests
>floating islands that house the most dangerous predators
>friendly society of meets underground
>>46574864
The crystals of our happy little planet
Due to increased light and heat gurks begin to develop a simple eye to and more simpler limbs to increase speed and spot better sources of nutrition.is this to much in one evolution? Im not really sure what im doing
New event never
>>46574864
The currently alive abominations that inhabit the planet
I wonder why air based creatures turned extinct with the tar event. I mean. There is floating islands and shit.
Even the tar picture (>>46565222) had "Only on land"
I had an idea for our little friendly, rock-giving Meels to develop better hands with opposable thumbs, but as I try to make it happen, I stroke out and can't draw anything that vaguely resembles a hand. Can a fellow Meelfag do it for me?
Buds look like they need a hand. Why can this game hold all these meels.
>>46574990
don't forget that a Glov poster got satanic trips in last thread
>>46568985
>>46571708
these two posts are relevant
>>46575374
Probably because while Gloves are cool and Meels are adorable, Buds and Klaws have been kind of boring. Someone needs to make a really cool evolution that people can really want to see thrive.
>>46575197
What about these?
>>46575439
We all suspected it was the devil's work, but this is confirmation.
Damn, where's everyone gone? Don't tell me you pussies are done. We gotta get this train rolling!
>>46575537
Ive been waiting on confirmation of which groups are in danger before doing any evos.
>>46575563
Anon I wanna cuddle with you.
>>46575537
I wanted to try something with these >>46575475
but apparently they are dead
>>46575563
>>46575580
Can I join in? Three way cuddle sounds fun.
>>46575592
Go ahead and try it anyway. If people respond with "lol ded" then, hey, you kept the train rolling.
>>46575592
I dunno why Crystal-Bud would be extinct
Irrelevant of what's happening, gonna shit something out.
>>46569877
An offshoot of the Glovoroth showed up semi-recently in the tar pits, rolling about as a giant sphere of gnawing teeth and sharp spikes keeping it aloft from the burning tar ground, this Globoth species simply travels above it and lets whatever gnawing mouths are closest to prey gobble them up.
All day, they roll about, balls of song and death, before finally collapsing under the sheer girth of their kin within them, at which point, their bodies begin decaying, a signal to their offspring, before rupturing violently as new spike ball children are released unto the world, like a Katamari filled with Katamari.
Started as enemies, the Hairy Meels and the Munchers are now living in a symbiotic relationship inside the poisonous Treel forests.
The socially evolved Shortmeel, while at first
thwarted by the vicious Munchers, managed to get along by becoming poisonous themselves.
The terryifing Glovoroths and the fiery Snok family are dwelling the skies, feeding on the remains of what lives on the floating Purple Crystal Islands and fighting each other since the ground is now covered in Black Goo or protected by fireproof poisonous gas..
Future looks dark for our airborne horrors...
BUT TAKE A LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE CRITTERS IN THE TREEL FORESTS, THEY'RE HUGGING EACH OTHER TO COMMUNICATE.h8 r8 masturb8
>>46575673
>>46575726
Both interesting.
Also,
>Katamari of death
>>46569877
>>46575673
Meanwhile, in the skies, unperturbed by the spreading flames below, the Glovoroth of the sky feasts. Its children sing in their joyous, sonorous way while it catches any beast that dares to run from the cover of the flames, dragging them up into its cavernous mouth for its young to consume.
This has allowed for an increase in body mass, allowing for its taut, rubbery form to grow longer, leading to a tail that is tangled mess of squirming, dexterous tentacles.
>>46572292
Not sure how tall these things used to be, but they were wading into tarpits, so proabably pretty tall.
The tarklaw develops an incredibly heat resistant shell, it's lower legs constantly charred black as it walks over and along the flaming tarpits.
The massive amounts of smoke from the fire have caused them to protect their sensitive eyes behind a hard shell, with small slits to see through.
>>46575673
food for the Snoks since they got their teeth back
Snoks adapt to this new food by growing harder teeth.
>>46575825
Hard to eat something when there's twelve mouths coming out of said something all pulling on your Snok in various directions. :^)
>>46575726
YES YES AND YES
This drawing is everything I have ever lived for. The world is burning, eldritch abominations inhabit the skies, and these niggas are hugging in forests.
>>46575854
No use, anon.
Snok is godkingpredator, there is no equal. Just accept that your creation is extinct at the hands of a superior predator.
Ya know we should probably hammer out exactly how large all these things are, maybe put measurements in the pictures, cause as it is I have no idea how big these eldrich horrors are in relation to the 3 different sizes of snok
also remember that the deathberries that created the munchers also gave them rabies and a bacteria-filled spitheadcanon: god exists and has tried to wipe out everything on this crap planet
>>46575726
This happiness is artificial, the Hairy Meels and the Munchers are slaves to the soothing chemicals of the ShortMeels
>>46575903
Snok is bigger, Snok is godkingpredator. Snok has no rival.
There is no predator better than Snok.
>>46575903
Seconded. I know ShortMeels are small, TallMeels are Tall, and Gloves are god-forbidden beasts of mammoth size.
>>46575879
Long story short, tiny Snok get eating whole, large Snok can't even get close due to large spike protrusions, and if they do, there's still hundreds of maws inside waiting to lash out.
It's an arms race, and neither creature has said appendages.
>>46575917
It's less of slavery and more like a defense mechanism. ShortMeels are protecting themselves by making other docile. If it were slavery, they'd be mind-controlling chemicals like old HiveBuds.
>>46575949
No, you're wrong. Snok cooks your puny creation alive. There is no predator better than Snok.
Snok shall drive entire planet extinct, leave no species but Snok. Then this shall be Snok thread.
>>46575917
This is the great lesson the depressive learns: Nothing in the world is inherently compelling. Whatever may be really “out there” cannot project itself as an affective experience. It is all a vacuous affair with only a chemical prestige. Nothing is either good or bad, desirable or undesirable, or anything else except that it is made so by laboratories inside us producing the emotions on which we live. And to live on our emotions is to live arbitrarily, inaccurately—imparting meaning to what has none of its own. Yet what other way is there to live? Without the ever-clanking machinery of emotion, everything would come to a standstill. There would be nothing to do, nowhere to go, nothing to be, and no one to know. The alternatives are clear: to live falsely as pawns of affect, or to live factually as depressives, or as individuals who know what is known to the depressive. How advantageous that we are not coerced into choosing one or the other, neither choice being excellent. One look at human existence is proof enough that our species will not be released from the stranglehold of emotionalism that anchors it to hallucinations. That may be no way to live, but to opt for depression would be to opt out of existence as we consciously know it.
>>46575965
People like you ruin the experience. Ecosystems aren't interesting at all unless you have multiple species, genuses, etcetera. That's why Earth is so interesting; we have so much amazing life and phenomenal organisms that it's worth it to look into all of it. We live on an amazing planet, and this world that we as a board have made will lose that beauty if we just race to create the ultimate beast. Without balance, our cute and deadly world of Meels, Snoks, Gloves, etc. is just a hellground that doesn't mean shit.
>>46576081
>>46576065
Holy shit. We both just went fucking philosophy on this motherfucker. While I'm not crashing and burning into a pit of apathy, let's have a moment over the internet, you and me, to recognize that we both saw time to come in and leave some shitty philosophical mark on this thread.
>>46576081
You're just jealous because I'm a more innovative designer. You wish you could come up with something like my Snoks.
>>46576144
I'm not jealous at all. I just feel like you trying to make your thing all-powerful and earth-conquering defeats the purpose of this thread. It feels almost like a "who's got the biggest dick" fight.
>>46576201
That what it's always been and your pathetic fucking Glovrath thing or whatever the fuck it's called doesn't stand a chance against my Snok.
Get fucking good.
>>46575879
not yet, the great colossal flying Gloves are still too big for you.
>>46575903
I remember reading that Hairy Meels are as big as a deer.
Glovoroths are colossal so I think they're the size of an elephant or something like that.
Shortmeels are as big as cats.
Tallmeels are tall enough to reach the floating Sky Islands.
Snoks vary from little Snoks wich are used by bigger Slonks to get food.
idk the rest.
>>46575917
>>46576065
Munchers were a problem to Shortmeels who needed to live in the poison forests because of the Black Goo, by living in the poison forest they ended becoming poisonous too thus appealing to Muncher standards (aka "if it can help us we don't eat it").
The Hairy Meels, seeing them getting along, decided to keep these tiny fellas with them.
>>46575965
>>46575949
>>46576081
>>46575879
actually Snoks and Gloves are going to die of starvation once one of the two stops existing since they can't survive in poisonous forests.
D O O M E D
http://strawpoll.me/7330241
>>46576141
I'm not the Snok lover
>>46576241
I'm not even the Glovefag. I'm the MeelFag, nigga. I'm even gonna namefag that shit.
>>46576268
I assumed you weren't. I don't know where you are on this horrendous evolutionary autism spectrum.
If I tried making one of these games, would anyone play it?
>>46576375
Nigga, I would suck your cock for another one of these games.
>>46576144
Jeez man I love snoks more than anything else in this thread but there are some some things the snok just cant do, they are not the ultimate creature
>>46574455
Anyways the Stronk develops a second set of wings to better support its increased size
>>46576375
It's awesome on it's own, but if you want to run one any time soon you might want to put a twist on it to set it apart from this one.
Fantasy monster evo thread someone mentioned a few threads ago sounded amazing maybe you could do that?
>>46576489
AWWW HELL YEAH NIGGA
THAT'S MY SHIT
No really tho, someone make this shit happen.
>>46576065
are you okay
>>46575793
>>46576257
The Glovoroth is a hardy omnivore that eats anything that is edible; including poisonous matter. So it makes sense that many of them have sampled the poisonous treel forests and gnawed on their branches and leaves. Many specimens have likely died but those with strong, powerful immune systems develop a tolerance and perhaps even an immunity to the poison.
The coloration of this species of Glovoroth changes dramatically as a result of the large amount of toxins that it ingests from consuming so much treel foliage, along with inhabitants of that forest.
>>46573731
>>46573337
Holy shit this took longer than expected
Remind me to never try to be funny again
>>46576519
It'd open up magic, undeath, animated objects...
Events could involve adventurers raiding your dungeon/home. Wizard experiments effecting the land. Man, if nobody steps up, I'd love to run this... but im busy for the next few weeks.
>>46576657
This is so much more appreciated than you realize. I am so happy and absolutely in love with this comic. I love you, anon, and want to cuddle the shit out of you.
<3
>>46576657
This is the best thing to come out of this thread. Thank you so much!
>>46576675
Shit, man, I'll fucking do it if nobody else does. The sound of this makes me fucking horny.
>>46576734
Speaking of which, I DO have a drawfag friend. He could doodle me up some base creeps for yall niggas to evolve.
>>46576489
Yea, try waiting like a week or so after this one dies before trying a new one.
>>46576734
So is it a race of monsters, or would it be individual monsters slowly leveling up and evolving?
>>46576602
listen here nigger, you should have written that BEFORE people made all this poisonous forest thing or at least try to make it fit instead of saying "lmao but they eat poison so they're immune ;^)"
Glovoroths still get their shit handled because of the power of symbiosis
>>46576791
FUCK. Both of those sound equally great!
>>46576791
>>46576820
Probably the second. The first one is basically a civ thread.
>>46576860
But I think a civ thread might work better. This thread just became an arms race, so maybe more co-op action would be better for us.
>>46576602
With large amounts of Glovoroths getting killed in their foolish attempt to eat poison trees, the Snoks begin to outnumber them and consume them in even greater numbers due to their general weakness
>>46576815
Of course, anon. You have the power to kill off other peoples' creations after all, despite the fact that this is not threatening other creatures with extinction. It's simply another creature in the setting.
We've already got a set method of handling extinction - creatures avoid extinction by adapting before the timer's up. In this case, this is a species that's adapting to the poison.
Is this poison suddenly so magical that other creatures can't adapt to it, despite the fact every creature's able to adapt to the mass extinction inflicted by crystals?
>>46576602
to defend themselves and their smaller friends, Treels start whipping the shit outta them Glovs since they are a real threat to the Treel ecosystem
>>46576657
Went in and fixed some colors that got messed up with the layers.
Added skree. Not sure if it makes it better or worse but it happened.
Done now. No more taking up valuable image space.
>>46576890
The Glovoroths are driven extinct and as a result, the Snoks are driven extinct too. See >>46576257. We voted on it.
So now we've finally gotten rid of the two cancer-species, can we get on with our game? No one reply to these posts any longer:
>>46575793
>>46575673
>>46576466
>>46576602
>>46576926
ShortMeels develop a sort of steroid at the tips of their horns, allowing them to inject other creatures with a strength-enhancing drug. This allows Treels to gain more power in fending off their new predators, as well as creating a venom to harm Gloves.
>>46576913
didn't say that I want to kill your gloves, they're pretty neato, I suggested in the last thread that gloves could be able to have some poison immunity.
I was just telling you to at least add introduction to this change instead of saying "it makes sense", we don't read minds and it's your responsability to keep us updated on your creature if you want us to understand what's happening.
>>46575197
corrected the chart, now that Snoks and Glovoraths are extinct
>>46577004
gee thanks for calling the species I worked on cancer, way to encourage a friendly fun environment
Anyways you havnt seen the last of the snoks
>>46575726
Kawaii as fuck
>>46577108
Yes, we have. Your snoks are dead now, as are the glovoraths. anyone who makes a snok or glovorath from this point is going against our canon
>>46577004
those "cancer species" were actually really good as they were since "huge ass gloves vs snoks forever until the end of time" looked badass enough to me.
>>46576890
Who said that gloves can't eat poison trees?
they can still adapt to it.
>>46577087
ayy pls no
>>46577087
It feels so... Empty.
>>46577108
I'm with him. This really doesn't sit well with me. I know he'll whip around and backstab me, but this just doesn't feel good.
Purge the unclean!
>>46577137
>>46577136
seriously guys, we voted
http://strawpoll.me/7330241/r
http://strawpoll.me/7330241/r
http://strawpoll.me/7330241/r
glovaraths and snoks are extinct now
>>46577130
>>46577157
Oh man, 4 out of the 16 people in this thread voted for them to die, cant argue against that I guess
>>46577004
>>46577087
>>46577108
Woah woah what?
I'm a meelfag all the way, but you can't just declare another species "cancer" and say it can't adapt. This is some huge bullshit.
>>46577157
I didn't realize voting "yes" would lead us here...
Snok-bois and Glove-diddles, I am so, so sorry. I honestly think we might need a full reboot because I think we might have crossed a line.
>>46577157
and your reading abilities suck dicks
"Will Snoks and Glovoroths become extinct once one of the two disappears?"
None of them has disappeared yet.
>>46577087
someone fix this
Startong to notice a problem with this thread.
You guys are taking on way too many pet projects. Seems like a few lines are just one person taking their own ball and running away with it.
This really doesn't work in these games. It causes people to get defensive when someone wants to change something or do something that effects it, looks like one huge circle jerk to anyone else just showing up, and really defeats the point of crazy varying evolution caused by a dozen different people. If you're the only one working on a line you might as well just post the finished product, sign it, and say "done!".
I always have a rule in these threads. I never work on the same line twice in a row. And even then, i make sure i add something to every other line i can before i go back to that same line. If there's seriously drama going on in an evo game, you people should seriously take this mindset for a spin. It's a community game. Nothing here should be "your" creation.
>>46577180
but it can't adapt, it never said it was adapting to the poisonous treel forests until it was too late
now there's no habitable land but treel forests so it makes sense for them both to go extinct since they've got nothing else to feed off of
it's not like there's an ecosystem in the sky or anything so yeah they're both extinctbesides they were fucking ugly so good riddance
>>46577157
>>46577180
People put hours of work into this thing, it shouldn't fucking matter what 1/4 of the thread thinks.
I voted yes, but I was just saying that cause I thought "Hey, that's how the ecosystem works CURRENTLY" why the fuck can't it change?
>>46577157
There's is absolutely no reason to just delete these two just because some retard started decided that Snoks are his god.
also, the survey says once one of the two becomes extinct, none of them did
>>46577234
Now youre just trying to impose your standards for creatures on us
The floating islands still exist
Gloves arnt a snoks primary food, orange crystals are
>>46577191
>>46577217
yeah and the snoks drove the glavaraths to extinction so they both are dead
see >>46577004 and >>46576890
http://strawpoll.me/7330509/r
Time to vote, boys.
>>46577260
we voted on it anon
deal with it
>>46577294
7 people voted, not even half the thread
>>46577306
then you should have voted
you didn't take it seriously now you're paying the cost
glavaraths and snoks/slonks/whatever are now dead and gone
focus on the treel forests now
>>46577234
>until it was too late
according to you.
>besides they were fucking ugly so good riddance
Now you're just being an asshole.
I samefagged the shit out of the shortmeel to get them to the hand-holding loving things they are today, so I do appreciate cutesy things obviously, but that doesn't mean that everything needs to be a fucking cutesy peice of shit. The gloves and soks were cool and you don't just get to decide that they are gone.
Hey besides, apparently the fuzzy meel are still alive, so I guess there is still some food up there for them.
>>46577283
I will check back tomorrow afternoon to see what the final vote is. If yes, I'll start a new thread. It's too late right now to start one. If no, we continue here in this social hellscape.
>>46577359
see >>46577261
we voted on it and the conditions were met
The strawpoll didn't say "let's delet Gloves&Snoks"
it said "Will Snoks and Glovoroths become extinct once one of the two disappears?" that means they were essential for each other as they were since they were just adapting to each other.
Right at the last moment Gloveman said gloves could now resist to poison, he can do it and it counts.
It's like you guys can't even read.
Gloves are alive and Snoks too.
To better accommodate the darkness of the forest, the Fur Meels eyes grow a little larger to absorb more light. They begin to teach the Shortmeels their system of barks to allow better cross species communication. Their Muncher buddies start to act as an early warning system, alerting the Meels to any marauding Glovoroths.
>>46577226
I agree anon, some people need to calm down, we just all contribute adaptations to make each species better. There's no need for flaming.
>>46577087
Just ignore this chart. It's some anon baiting. We have faggots in real life. If I make a straw poll to vote faggots to go extinct, guess what, I'll be called a faggot and that's all that will happen.
>>46577283
>Posting results page
>>46577294
Yeah, I just got back from going and getting dinner.
Also,
>Just declaring races ded for one reason or another
That's rude. This whole thing is fun, but seeing something you liked, cause "eldritch nightmare" and "flying lava bat", just "disappear" is really disappointing, Treel forests are not the only thing on this planet, there is the open ocean, the wide sand dunes, the dark caverns, the skies and floating islands, the tar wastes, and so much more.
>>46577335
Well now you are trying to force people to play a certain way. Why focus solely on treel forests? Not every creature should be focused on coexisting with eachother, there are gonna be dangerous predators
Snoks are gonna adapt to the enviroment
>>46577226
This needs to be a rule in these threads. Unless the thread is dying and needs the boost, no one should be editing only one line by themselves.
Even with all this reasons, it's also the reason there's a handful of species here that have gone completely untouched for like two threads.
>>46577394
Shitfuck my asshole, sorry. I'm not used to using strawpoll. Kinda newfagging both 4chan and Strawpoll recently.
>>46577394
treel forests ARE the only thing on this planet
see >>46574864
the grey crystals that were everyone are now on fire and the only place where they're not at are the treel forests
literally the only non-water habitable places are the treel forests, glovaraths and snoks have no place in this setting
I'm a Meelfag and I have literally no problem with some Glovoroths entering the habitat. It'll give us something to work against rather that expanding our Meels' social heirarchy. Don't get me wrong, that's fun and interesting as fuck but having a big bad guy might lead to something even more fun for our Meels and Munchers to do.
>>46577409
except snoks are extinct because the conditions of their extinction were met
we voted on it and agreed to it
deal with it
>>46577388
I made that poll, it wasn't a poll to decide who becomes extinct or not, it was a poll to see how many people tought that Glovs and Snoks were too based around each other to survive in the case one of the two died.
>>46577436
its okay anonare you not used to read too?
>>46577439
they fly on the purple crystal islands and eat each other
>>46577439
Snoks thrive in the flames, they are the ones who set everything on fire. They eat crytals and anything else they can get their teeth on, their only predator dying off should not make them extinct
>>46577478
and see >>46577261
the glovaraths tried to get to where they weren't meant to go and the snoks ate them to death and the snoks ran out of food and are now extinct too
>>46577478
Yeah. Nobody taught me to read.
>>46577226
This.
I was making evolutions for pretty much every single branch in the first few threads. I was also making DIFFERENT branches.
I made the first Shortmeel, Tallmeel and Fuzzymeel.
I also made tons of Klaws, some Soks as well as some buds.
I did all of these with no idea what direction they may head in, I just wanted to see where other people took them. I didn't expect any of those meels to survive either.
These more recent threads however, it feels like people have just latched onto one line and been evolving the shit out of it, like they have a specific team or something, and all the others need to die. That's stupid. Were trying to create diverse creatures with the same starting points, not a fucking arms race.
>>46577489
crystals don't provide nutrition, cite your source
the literal only other prey creature they could access is dead, they're extinct
it's been established now
Lads, lads, lads we need an event to affect the air now. That might lead to some interesting things with our air friends.And for the love of fuck, remove the tar and fire pits, they're limiting the land creatures to the Meel forest.
>>46577174
I made a new evo thread.
>>46577529
no, the air creatures are extinct
besides the focus of the setting IS the treel forests, we don't need to focus on anything else
>>46577526
Read salty blue crystal you autist
>>46577087
also side note the Heatsok's Sloksoks and Beaked Sloksoks are all Pelagic creatures. Like So.
>>46577489
they can't go in the poison yet (poison is fireproof and makes everything soaked in it fireproof)
>>46577504
this >>46576890 is not true since we can't decide wich species dies off or not
>>46577504
Why does everyone keep saying they ran out of food? They are omnivores and also eat crystals, those things they just killed off were predators primarily
>>46577526
red crytals have nutrients, if they can eat orange crystals, they can eat the red ones
>>46575130
>>46577565
dont forget SkyMeel Fruit too.
>>46577553
those are only found on land and all land except for treel forests are on fire so the crystals are on fire
no more salt crystals
>>46577558
except it is true and there was no reason for it not to work
snoks and glovaraths are dead, accept it
>>46577565
there was literally nothing else in the air and everything else was on fire and the only other place with food was treel forests
all of the other crystals are on fire and being burned down
>>46577599
Crystals dont burn
Been here since the beginning. I didn't even work on snoks and the gloves. At least before they were snoks and gloves. I'll be skipping out on next thread. Later Tha/tg/uys. Spoiled my fun.
>>46577578
those are burned to death too though, they didn't adapt to the land being set on fire
>>46577621
Floating islands exist
The tar only appeared on the ground not the islands
Well I suppose this is the thread and game over at this point, we have a splinter game in another thread, there is constant faggotry in this thread and nobody can agree on anything. It's been a wild ride and probably one of the more fun threads I've been involved in in a while. This Furmeel fag has had enough
>>46577649
Didn't need to, floating islands senpai.
>>46577623
chuck some salt in a fire some time and see what happens
Hahaha oh wow this thread crashed and burned pretty magnificently. It's pretty much your entire problem right now.
Seriously hold out on the evolution threads for a while. And seriously consider this before you do
>>46577226
>>46577416
>>46577524
>>46577653
the tar was eveywhere that there was land
>they are EVERYWHERE!
>>46577599
>>46577552
>>46577518
>>46577504
>>46577468
>>46577382
>>46577261
>>46577157
>>46577130
>>46577004
>>46576890
this guy is either a retard or an autistic shitposter, do not answer him
threadly reminder that we can't erase other people's creations
This was the best thread I've seen in months, but someone had to go and be an asshole. The worst part is their "vote" was misleading to the voters and the 1/4 of the thread who said yes, didn't even want the fucker was asking.
reminder that we all agreed on this
>>46576257
>>46576257
>>46576257
>actually Snoks and Gloves are going to die of starvation once one of the two stops existing since they can't survive in poisonous forests.
>D O O M E D
>http://strawpoll.me/7330241
>>46577679
You're right. I was the guy with the strawpoll for a new thread, but I think /tg/ has had its fill of evo thread for a while. Adios, amigos. It was fun while it lasted, but she don't last.
>>46577736
yes we can if it's logical for them to be erased
besides we voted on it and came to our decision
>>46577753
>>46577782
>we all agreed on this
>besides we voted on it and came to our decision
Even if that's what it meant, look at the results to it you idiot.
what the fuck is wrong with you faggots
why the fuck is everyone going back on what we suggested hours ago, we were all set to kill off those species but now you're all pussying out
jesus christ some people
This thread is devolving something awful. Saying hats off, good night as well. I got bullets to shoot. With bullets.
>>46577815
it was 4 in favour 3 against when the decision was made
retroactive shit means fuck all
>>46577753
>>46577782
>>46577829
>>46577859
you suck at reading senpaitachi
>theories are taken seriously
>"D O O M E D" as in doomed to an eternal life of fighting
>a strawpoll to check who agreed with me is taken as "proof"
woah guys you're so retarded, I have lost interest.
>>46577859
>When the decision was made
And when was that? Who decided this arbitrary end time?
>>46577829
There are a number of people who weren't here before. And you still haven't justified WHY they should go extinct.
I've seen calls of
"They're ugly."
"They're unadapted."
"There is nothing but Treel left!" (While the Flaming Tar Pits, Water, and floating islands are still 100% there.)
Etc. etc.
For what purpose would killing off those 2 races benefit besides the ego of whoever wants them dead?
>>46577895
these posts up here
>>46576602
>>46576890
>>46577004
>>46577902
they fit no niche, they're uninterested, they're badly designed, they're not adapted, there's nothing but treel forests left since fire pits and floating fire pits are both uninhabitable, they literally have no reason to live
>>46576466
Perhaps sensing that their food may one day run out, some Stronks abandoned the skies and power of flight provided to them by the orange crystal
Releasing the last of their sluury they fell to the only other place with food that they could access, the ocean
Reverting to their pre-slurry colours they went back to their roots as seadwellers, using the advantages that they had accumulated during their time in the skies to become the apex predator of the ocean
>>46577973
No, the Stronks and all Snok variants are dead
>>46577924
This falls under the rule of "Don't just claim a species goes extinct."
Which we never put in the OP.
Snok-fag claimed Glovos went Extinct and then someone else claimed Snoks went the way of the Dodo cause they ran out of stuff to eat, for some reason.
>>46577952
>>46577924
>>46577902
>>46577829
Guys the thread is dead. Crashed and burned pretty hilariously. It's game over, stop flinging shit and go jerk off or something
>>46577973
Snok sneaking back into the food chain as the new creature Sneaks
>>46577924
faggot who can't read
>>46577952
they were adapted, nothing in the sky islands could defeat them since fire pits appeared after purple event
>>46578005
see >>46577996
snoks are dead
>>46577952
>They fit no niche
Predators.
>Uninterested
I think you mean uninteresting and how is a writhing mass out demonic mouths NOT interesting?
>Badly designed
Same could be said of every other race.
>Not adapted
>Not adapted
>>46578033
These ones entered the oceans before all the Stronks died
They didnt all die immediately once they ran out of food, somne used their last days to reenter the ocean
>>46578027
sky islands count as land and we treated them as covered in tar like the rest
literally everything but treel forests and ocean is dead and on fire
>>46577952
there were flying tar pits? This is the first I've heard of it.Like from the graphic in >>46577708
doesn't say that they emerge on the purple floating islands.
>>46578042
more interesting predators out there
typical cthulhu ripoff bullshit
even worse than everything else, especially worse than the meels we made
>>46576583
I'm suicidally depressed but I manage to keep a job so I'm doing better than most people.
>>46578057
the vote is already cast and the statement is made
you can't retroactively change this stuff
all snoks and snok variants are dead
>>46578066
see all of last thread
we treated tar crystals as existing on sky islands
>Fun thread devolves into shitposting because one faggot decided that a straw poll gives him the authority to kill off species he doesn't like
Y'know, you could just ignore the fact that it exists and keep working on other species. We already have plummeting biodiversity.
>>46578118
Made by a faggot who doesn't have any power here.
Shortmeel creator signing out, this thread has been turned to absolute garbage by a couple of shitheads.
>>46578091
>More interesting predators out there
The only other Predator that comes to mind (parasites don't count) is the Flathead Meel, which is more of a miniature Sand Worm from Star Wars than anything at this point.
>Cthulhu
Who expects Cthulhu in an evolution game?
>Worse than everything else
That's an opinion and I personally believe you ruined this game, I'm out. Congrats, you win.
>>46578152
You could ignore him or try doing or joining another evo thread.
>>46578155
snoks and glavaraths ruined this game the moment they were introduced
i was just fixing it
byebye faggot, you won't be missed
>>46578177
God, I definitely couldnt handle a new thread.
I'd be totally down with just moving on, but I feel we've lost enough good players already that this game just wont recover.
>>46578181
incorrectly written by someone who didn't write the tar update
>>46578148
we had to get rid of the problematic shit
no one was making everything because faggots were just constantly working on their special snowflake nsok and glavaraths
>>46578219
why are you trying to force your view on the rest of us you rapist.
>>46578215
I think that starting with a new clean slate is our best option at this point.
>>46578152
you have no reason to be upset if you didn't make the glavaraths or snoks
and if you did kill yourself
>>46578265
as long as the snok and glavaraths faggots don't join it
>>46578264
i'm forcing what the majority wanted
we wanted the snok and glavarath dead now they're dead
everyone should be happy
>>46578241
There's about 6 people who worked on Snok before someone went on a rampage, that was a problem in itself (And I have reason to believe it was you, but I withold that accusation, since I lack proof.)
Eldritch Funball has had 3-4 people working on it and has been all in all, a great "antagonist" type for any comic things we do.
Such as:
>>46576990
>>46578152
I'm with you bro, main Fur Meel creator singing the fuck out. Been here since the beginning and I really can't deal with this random faggot shitting up our game.
>>46578312
that comic you quote is utter shit
why the fuck didn't that guy draw something other than a glavarath shit
>>46578241
>we had to get rid of the problematic shit
You should get rid of yourself then. :^)
>>46578265
I'd be up for a new thread. This time, let's lay some ground rules on how species go extinct.
>>46578271
>Implying this is some kind of game where we all pick a single species to win.
>>46578271
>>46578289
I didn't make glavaraths or snoks but I'd much rather have them join in a thread than the likes of you. At least the players created and contributed. I don't give a single fuck what you thought about what they made, because at least they made something instead of just trolling, shitposting, and trying to destroy other peoples work.
>>46578354
>>46577174
I made this reboot of an old evothread
>>46578366
frankly i'd rather have this thread fucking rot than include glavraths or snoks
if you're going to pander to boring shit you deserve to have your evo threads ruined
>>46578354
I'm gonna download a copy of all the most recent creatures, wait a few days and start a new thread for this game, pretending none of this drama happened.
>>46578354
Well, Anon made
>>46577174
I'm not participating, but if you're dedicated, others may come back, and I probably will if things go well.
>>46578403
This also sounds alright to me.
>>46578393
>>46578414
This is also an option.
>>46578401
Nobody gives a shit what you'd rather you shitstain of a human being.
>>46578403
as long as the glavaraths and snoks are gone for good i'll join in
there's no going back on this vote
>>46578494
Tough shit, I fully intend to include them.
>>46578535
then i'll make sure they're removed again
i won't let you ruin this
>>46578403
>>46578535
If you do, could you also merge it with another evogame?
The hilarity when a shot poster hell bent on making two specific species extinct creates an environmental change that may make Eco thread go extinct
Everyone in this thread is a faggot.
That Guy(s) spammed their own species', considered it "my creation", which completely goes against these threads.
Other That Guy was right to call them out on it, but is also a colossal butthurt faggot for no reason.
Fuck them, fuck you, i'm out.
>>46578626
While it may be funny, its also sad to see another evo game get removed because of it
>>46578647
Uh Anon...
What?
Nobody ever claimed anything was "their creation" except one fag with the Snok, and even I think that was just autistic jest.
>>46578647
Your face when they are the same person first being overly autistic bout how awesome their species is so they can switch and bait into an extinction justification poll
>>46578680
No i don't mean anyone said it. But you can still tell. People in these threads get so up their own asses with their own evo lines that things like this are bound to happen
>>46578564
>i won't let you ruin this
The thread has literally died because of behaviour like yours. Guess what faggot, you're the problem, not them.
>>46578564
>Stop having fun the wrong way!
What happened to you that made you grow up to be the worlds biggest cock gargler?
>>46578752
>>46578829
Let it go guys, he's gone.Or banned for being a party killer.
Move on to greener pastures. Evo will continue, despite the bullshit.
>>46578911
When you say Evo will continue, do you mean people are moving to the other thread? or that were starting here again?
>>46578943
Mostly moving to the other thread, this one has been tainted.
>>46578494
>>46578564
What are you and how can I make you go extinct?
>>46579157
He hasn't responded in a while. A friend of mine reported him, but I doubt that's why he's gone silent, since he didn't break any rules.
>>46578094
i'm sorry anon
>>46578403
I recommend you do it via imgur, with a description for each species, and their generation.
>>46579464
Shit, I don't think I'm actually gonna have the time for any of that after all. I've got a shit load of work that needs doing and I've already spent 10s of hours on this thread.
Sorry guys
>>46579579
I believe in you anon, you could make it once you have the time.
Are we not archiving these threads on sup/this/ or something? How come?
>>46580354
Shitposter destroyed the thread.
>>46575197
You are forgetting the glorious octoclurk, desu.
>>46578321
Spotmeel anon here.
I left for a couple of hours and when I come back some faggot killed the thread?
Fuck you, anons. You descended to /int/ levels of butthurt. This was doing very well, but now you killed it. You blew it up! You blew it up you bastards!
And the worst is that now I've got ~20 images in paint releted to this threads, of wich ~15 have the name "meel" in it.
>>46581262
the shitstorm has calmed, it can still be saved.
so have all the good players totally jumped ship to the other thread? I'm still hoping this one can be saved, though it's looking grim.
What did I miss? Why is there some much talk and so little evolving in this thread?
>>46575197
These guys are AircraftCarrierKlaws and float quite high up, they are looked after by BalloonKlaws and FloaterKlaws and the various JetKlaws are like gunships and fighter groups for the ACK units.
Also my Testicles are still in the water and live off radiation, and the forskinSneks are perfectly fine in toxic wasteland too.
>>46583921
Thread's dead, anon. Stop posting.
>>46583960
>thread's dead
Original OP here, what is this bullshit? Why would this thread be dead?
>>46583987
People bee-lining their own 'personal' creatures to the point of over-development and other people deciding to declare whatever species they don't like extinct, under the pretense of a vote.
In short, someone got pissed off by Snoks and Glovoroths and decided to nuke them both after tricking people into voting for it in a straw poll. Everyone else threw a shit fit when they realized they had authorized the extinction of these species and left.
>>46584045
Sad.
Oh well, it couldn't last forever.
>>46576466
fucking hell.
The Snok hoards and AirFleetKlaws battle it out for eternity, the main source of net gain of energy are those billions of tiny watermellons that float in the Sky is massive clouds.
Well, that's one main food supply for whoever the fuck.
MY KLAWS ARE LIVING!
>>46577087
extinction events destroyed 90% of the evo games I have participated in.
I am not part of this one, just a piece of advice
>mfw i gave glovers the adaptions to cause their eventual spiral into todays glovoroths
>mfw i turned soks into snoks in the first thread
>mfw i indirectly killed the thread
>>46585380
nah, it was just that arsehole early on in this thread.
>tfw I might have harmed the other thread with my french flag and TIE fighter
>mfw I have no remorse over having harmless fun that doesn't involve exterminating other people's species.
>>46585380
What a shame, it was a good thread.
What a rotten way to die.
How the fuck were gloveraths and snoks going extinct without an extinction event anyway? The same way every other species has gone extinct until now.
Jesus, what a fit of autism. I'd be embarrassed if I was that guy.
>>46575197
>>46577087
>>46577556
Could've sworn I adapted the Snowbuds to survive the tar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa8NREI_IPs
If anyone still here can I make a confession? I'm the guy who made >>46522010, and I'm the one who made everything that evolved from it. The only ones that I didn't make are >>46524286 and >>46545549. I even drew the bud girl.
>>46586826
At first I was just samefagging on my favorite species. But I slowed down because I wanted to to see what other people had for my creatures. Guess what?Nothing.
I thibk a new rule should be that you can't just work on one creatures evolution line repeatedly, if you wanna contribute you gotta evolve qa few different creatures each round so no one railroads a certain species
>>46586962
I loved the other species, but they were getting a bit complex for me. I couldn't keep up with what new part they slapped on the Jetklaws, or the fifty different kinds of Meel, or where the fuck the Glovs came from. But you want to know what I never did? I never called the more complex species cancer, and tricked people into voting them extinct. I kept my buds alive in hopes that someone would notice them. And personally, part of me thinks this nerd was trying to kill the thread. Because if you wanted the less popular species to evolve, why would you do anything other than evolve them?
So basically, good job ruining our fun faggot.
>>46586964
That's been a rule since the beginning of the game.
>>46577174
Bump
>>46583960
>>46583987
I mean, it really doesn't have to be? Why can't we just start posting again?
>>46519644
Let us remember this glorious thread, it's organisms, and it's glorious creators.
>>46587460
We archiving them on sup/tg/? We probably should.
>>46587490
Noone archivied an evoquest since 2014 (i think).
Because all liked them, want to see them, but noone is collecting them together, since its a hell of work.
:bumping:
>>46587095
Bumping for this. I only just got back from a weekend away with the gf, and haven't been able to post in this game yet, and then when I come back it's already dead? Fuck that, I don't care if certain species got overdone, I don't want them gone. Hell, why not just say they're safe until the next extinction event, but nobody's to work on them until after that event is posted?
Fuck, all I wanted to do was practice on drawing ('cause i'm shit), and create some nice, populous herbivores to provide food to the rest of the food chain (because we seem to be lacking in herbivores). Come on guys, it doesn't have to be dead.
>>46575809
Tarklaws make a return to their roots, their sacs holding water intstead of venom. The Tarklaw begin spraying water to put out fires to make navigating the burning hellscape easier.
>>46572689
FuzzyMeel slowly become smaller and smaller, allowing them to be much faster helping them avoid the predators of the skies. They begin producing significantly more seeds as well in attempt to prevent their extinction.
>>46576602
Glovoroths develop pockets of air, forming along their skin as puss filled skin mutations. These sacks of air alow them to go without inhaling for brief periods of time, opening up feeding from below the surface of the water, or even the poisonous forest of the treels.
>>46575149
The Gurks begin secreting a flamable liquid from their eyes, that with this new heat will often combust. They use this to scare away, or even severely burn predators.
>>46595551
>>46595407
>>46595201
>>46594767
It's dead anon, give up.
>>46577015
ShortMeels develop fancier horns. These are used to attract potential mates.
>>46595677
Only dead because people let it be. Where's the harm in posting a bit?
>>46595808
>>46595789
This isn't even a circlejerk. It's just masturbatory when you're doing it on your own.
>>46595677
Let him post damnit!
You go and evolve you magnificent bastard!
>>46595879
Well I was kinda hoping to just get one of those people who bumped this thread to jump in. Still ain't hurting nobody.
>>46595928
>>46595900
There's a new thread, with a new ecosystem:
>>46577174
Now leave this one alone. You're not bringing anyone back.
>>46596046
The OP of that thread here, I'm hoping this one picks up the players again forUNIVERSE MERGING
