“Are you feeling up for it, though?” you ask. “You *have* been through a lot, and fighting the damn war takes precedence over some song-and-dance bullshit.”
She brushes a stray strand of hair out of her face - her hairbuns are temporarily absent - and shakes her head. “I'm fine. I can pick up the songs fast enough, and...” a small smile. “For once, I won't be up there strutting a lie. It'll be... well, pretty much *me.*”
“Ah, good. That's all set, then? Don't need any illegal pyrotechnics or shutter shades?”
She fixes you with a serious look. “Don't come.”
“... what?”
“Watch it on TV, but don't come.”
“And why is that?”
“Hey, so, you know,” Harder interjects casually. “This is just, like, a crazy idea that just, you know, kinda popped in there, heh, but maybe just a tiny teensy bit has to do with the whole you know SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL YOU, BRO!”
“... bro?”
“Brotherfromanothamutha?” he amends.
“We seriously have to monitor your internet usage.”
“He's right,” Naka cuts you both off hastily. “You *do* have to start worrying about yourself more. There's going to be a big crowd; jam-packed - there's no way anyone can keep attackers at a distance. A single knife comes out and-”
“I'm going to tell you what I already told Arizona,” you reply brusquely. “I'm a grown-ass man.”
She folds her arms over her chest and glowers at you. “I'm starting to see why she smacked you.”
“Ditto.”
>>46554343
>her hairbuns are temporarily absent
>Hair-down Naka
CUTE
Naka's expression crumples for a moment. “We both deserved HIIIIIIII!” her reply rises into a pinched-off yip, eyes popping wide. Harder braces himself on the table, absorbing her sharp little elbow without complaint. “Harder!”
“Naka?” Harder says. “I know you love to talk about duty and service and the debts a ship owes her country and all, but lets see if I can get you to understand something.” He leans against her, wrapping an arm around her shoulder and pointing at you, emulating your own gesture from earlier. “He'd die for you.”
She tightens her folded arms as she hugs herself again, leaning into Harder's embrace. Looking small, huddled and defeated, she stares off into the distance.
“Yeah,” she admits. You remember her question, the rhetorical statement she proffered while she sat in the rear of the C-5 with Harder's bloodied head cradled in her lap.
Harder turns to nuzzle Naka's ear with his nose, talking low and rough. “I shouldn't have snuck onto that plane. Did anyway. And that's why I'm not an Admiral.”
You open your mouth-
“And he shouldn't have gotten into a fucking drunk thug-stabbing contest like a fucking Carribean swashbuckling Errol-Flynning fuckwit,” Harder continues glibly, “so I probably would've tripped over him on my way in, but he can't turn into a goddamn warship, so, you know.”
You close your mouth.
Naka lifts her eyes to yours, questioning. The burden of command she knew about, but this-
- you spear some french toast on your fork and study it. “It's technically a brevet rank, anyways,” you say quietly. “Nobody makes Admiral at my age - well, when there's not a war on, anyways. There's a reason for that.” You spin your toast around idly. “And when there *is* a war on, you promote someone expendable to stand on cruiser bridges when eight-inch shells start flying.” A shrug. “I'm still a Captain. The Powers That Be said, that's good enough. I've got my orders.” You stuff the toast into your mouth to shut yourself up.
Before Naka can reply, a commotion a dozen feet away draws your attention. Hate has been halted in his aimless amble towards your table, his posse of dogs circling and barking and farting around the feet of Kaga, who's currently pinning Hate to the floor with her gaze. You're not sure how such a stonefaced woman manages to be so expressive, but the Look she's giving Hate can't be described any other way. The tight line of the mouth, the half-lidded eyes that compress her disdain into a slight downward slant (despite Hate being an inch or two taller than her,) even the slight backwards tilt of her head, as if keeping her nose clear of the 'MERICA fumes.
“Ironic,” she seethes. “You're the one with a presumed mother, and yet I'm the one with a rudimentary grasp of table manners.”
“Hmmmmm?” Hate mumurs through a mouthful of donut. The other soggy half droops off the bayonet. He catches it with his carafe. The corner of Kaga's mouth twitches as the splash splatters her sleeve with a few stray drops.
“I'd call you a pig, but even they know to keep it in the feeding trough.” Her high-class disdain drips from every syllable.
>>46554396
>Kaga getting snobby on Hate.
And the night's entertainment has arrived...
“I'd call you a pig, but their tails are too short to tuck between their legs,” he responds with a roll of his shoulders that passes for a shrug when he can't be arsed.
“And-” her eyes rise - “a cover? Indoors? Officer and a gentleman is forever beyond your reach, but even the damned dogs know better.”
“Oh,” Hate says as he rolls his eyes. “Yeah, that's real o-”
Kaga snaps her fingers and points at the corgis. They're sitting in a little ring around her legs, not quite whining and not quite growling, ready for any trouble but not wanting it. Naturally, they've summoned their teeny little outfits for immediate action - and every one of them is holding their little white caps in their teeth with studious propriety.
Hate blinks. “Oh.”
“Yes,” Kaga says, her smoldering gaze even narrower.
>>46554396
well isn't she a fucking ray of sunshine
>>46554472
>and every one of them is holding their little white caps in their teeth with studious propriety.
Ahahahahaha that's beautiful
“Fine,” Hate says. He pinches the brim of his cover and lifts it with incredible reluctance, the hat climbing one inch at a time.
“At least you can follow ooooOOOOHHHHAHAAAAA-” Kaga's voice races for the rafters as she catches sight of the full-sized fucking *tarantula* sitting atop Hate's close-cropped hair, its forelimbs gyrating furiously. The only thing missing is the [ANGRY ARACHNID NOISES] subtitle.
The cool, composed Kaga, pride of the 1st Carrier division emits the loudest, girliest shriek you've ever heard - and you've seen Hate's “meet the camel spider” videos from his deployment. Her hands come up to her chest, fingers twitching as she does a horrified little dance backwards - then she turns and flees, her face white, eyes squeezed closed lest the horrors of Cthulu damage her sanity even further.
Hate hooks out a chair and plops into it as his corgis slink into a defensive ring around him. “Sup?”
“... you have a tarantula on your head,” Harder says.
“... Jintsuu?” Naka guesses.
“Yep!” Hate says. “Funniest thing. She just walked right up to me with her hands closed. Admired her balls so much I accepted the head-on challenge. She just looks me dead in the eye, and says, 'To you, I give most honorable fuck.' And then she drops tHenry into my hands.”
Harder's expression warps a bit. He shifts a little closer to Naka.
“...Henry?” she asks dubiously.
Hate saws a bit of Harder's sausage off and spears on it a toothpick. Holding it over his head, he waits till the tarantula plucks it off to consume it. “I tried to check his equipment, but I'm not up to speed on spiders, you know?”
kk, lemme finish update
>>46554496
>>46554514
NO. U POST NOW FAGGOT.
>>46554496
>
The cool, composed Kaga, pride of the 1st Carrier division emits the loudest, girliest shriek you've ever heard - and you've seen Hate's “meet the camel spider” videos from his deployment. Her hands come up to her chest, fingers twitching as she does a horrified little dance backwards - then she turns and flees, her face white, eyes squeezed closed lest the horrors of Cthulu damage her sanity even further.
Is this gap moe?
>>46554496
>Affinity with bugs and corgis
Yep, totally not one of the fae
>>46554496
SPIDER-HATE, SPIDER-HATE,
DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS.
>>46554551
Pretty fucking much!
>>46554551
LOOK OUT. *Spit a web on some random ship girl*
>>46554551
Sounds about right
>>46554589
The good Lieutenant hasn't been spitting webs on girls since he arrived here, or so I hear.
>>46554610
Not on.
Never fucking on.
>>46554472
hate outclassed by the pups
he'll never live it down
>>46554610
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
>>46554616
In then
>>46554616
Lieutenant, I'm not sure anyone has ever even received visual confirmation of your spinnerets. You know where spiders keep those, right?
>>46554610
Yamato certainly wants a web though.
>>46554616
Looks like he wants baby BB's too!
>>46554610
Ikr.
He should be spitting webs in.
>>46554654
Nope!
CV on CV action when
>>46554686
Same place your stories of conquests come from.
>>46554686
Just a reminder that some Spiders eat their webs. So who's eating the Lt's web?
Jintsuu a cute.
How much fun has she been having bringing Sendai up to speed on the world?
>>46554690
>filename
>>46554703
Those who steal his ranger undies.
>>46554697
Do you always fucking talk in goddamn riddles?
Jesus fucking christ I shoulda never let them talk me into going to the Higgins and just taken the fucking court martial. At least fucking shit would still make sense then.
sendai a cute
>>46554717
A lot.
A LOT.
>>46554743
Court martial? Do tell.
>>46554743
You would have never met Yams and Iowa~
>>46554738
That reminds me, when's the last time we saw Hornet?
>>46554743
>just taken the fucking court martial
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, MARINE.
>>46554743
Damned if you do, damned if you don't eh?
>>46554718
I've got a lot more where that came from
>>46554690
If Essex was there on the practice range when the CVs bullied our Indian princess, what would she have done?
>>46554743
Well, if you had never gone on the Higgins, you never would have become a battleship fairy and shot Yammy's guns at the straits.
>>46554690
This would be Essex having her way with Kaga or the other way around?
>>46554752
>Filename
With WHO, though?
>>46554782
>This would be Essex having her way with Kaga or the other way around?
yes
>>46554797
'Whom'.
>>46554778
Everything, yet Nothing at the same time.
>>46554752
Didn't figure Sendai to have that much of a forehead.
![90fa4e1d4e34bb07c03e06a422b3d666[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mDcv2yt.png "90fa4e1d4e34bb07c03e06a422b3d666[1].png")
'ere Hate, just for you.
>>46554762
Oh damn. Oh *DAMN*.
>>46554782
>>46554778
See that image? That's what would have happened.
>>46554782
Should be obvious.
I've never seen a tarantula eat bits of sausages offered to it on a toothpick, and as a violent arachnophobic I'm conflicted about wanting to, considering my reaction to average spiders is to attempt to exceed the land speed record on foot.
It's the word "consume" that really gets me.
>>46554752
Does Jinstuu actually like Hate?
>>46554801
Surely this could be bait enough to get feelthy back to writing lewds for KCQ
>>46554778
Fired her pistol into the air while shouting, stabbed Kaga in the cunt
>>46554805
>>46554778
We can be sure no one will bully the American ships now. Essex will even defend Willie.
>>46554811
No post the gorn version.
>>46554817
Absolutely.
>>46554831
eh?
>>46554817
Only one with the absolute, greatest respect would offer a Marine a goddamn tarantula to spread chaos and anarchy with.
>>46554752
>>46554817
>>46554838
Trolling works both ways.
Naka, set Jintsuu up on a date with hate.
>>46554781
I'm not a fucking battleship fairy, fuck off with that.
>>46554754
I know. But shit would have still made fucking sense.
>>46554811
Damn, son.
>>46554857
He wants you to post a version of the same picture now showing their recent battle damage.
>>46554860
actually she dumped a whole bucket of spiders on him.
>>46554883
So do you identify as a missile destroyer fairy? I can understand that, what with being on the Higgins and all.
>>46554893
That was the first time. Henry was given alone
>>46554883
Where you go you don't need eyes. Sanity is for the weak anyways and YOU, in particular, were never sane in the first place.
>>46554862
But she's not Hate's type, too dainty/girly.
>>46554893
She dumped a bucket on him BEFORE. NOW she's given him a tarantula. I imagine that next will be a bucket of tarantulas, followed by an even larger type of spider.
>>46554797
You know that one ensign?
Poor bastard knew to run.
>>46554817
God help me, I think she does. I hope it's not a crush, but if it is... well, I guess I'd be an even bigger hypocrite if I gave her any shit for it, wouldn't I?
>>46554885
Oh, pff. Fuck that.
>>46554883
Glad it's well-received.
>>46554941
Nah, m8, she'll just hand him a bucket of spiders and say "have fun marine~*"
>>46554817
>>46554862
>tfw Jintsuu is actually hot and bothered when she sees Hate
>>46554945
>You know that one ensign?
>mfw
>>46554945
Her banter with Wayne was also pretty cute, to be fair.
Why is you whole class so damn adorable dammit
>>46554945
Set her up~
Set Hate up~
Give both of them shit~
So which girl was it that has a hard on for our sword?
>>46554862
>>46554817
>Jintsuu liking hate
Is she a masochist?
>>46554816
Tarantulas are pretty cute, though.
It's the small ones that spook me, because they're not "oh god" enough to warrant getting up but I can't smush them because they'll leave bits behind.
>>46554996
Sendai
Tenryuu
Maya
probably others
>>46555003
Maybe it's the female verison of guys who go after bitchy tsunderes who don't get better.
>>46555003
Nah, that's Kashima and Katori.
>>46554996
Hayashimo.
>>46555006
Really? That's the same reason I like the bigger ones. If it's big enough to leave a corpse and not just juice it's a pain in the ass.
>>46555020
I think it's just that she's just as much of a smartass as he is
>>46554976
I never really knew she had such a weird sense of humor. It was like finding a diamond under a pillow loaded with slaps.
>>46554986
Tempting.
>>46555003
I... maybe?
>>46555031
Ahhh thanks anon.
Have we seen her in a while?
>>46555044
>Naka-chan plays cupid
Settle x Arizona double date with Hate x Jinstuu
>>46555048
No. We haven't seen her since she gave us the blushing stare from across the room.
>>46555044
>file
What is this.
AOBA. WHEN DID YOU PERV ON GOTO AND NAKA.
>>46555044
How about fucking no.
Arashi when?
So how does Yamato feel about Settle? Will she finally get some payback for WW2 and ride Settle til he limps even more?
>>46555066
Hayashimo love.
Hayashimo when FAP ANGEL.
>>46555044
Come to think of it, I know she was teasing you about Harder but she hasn't heard yet, has she?
>>46555014
>Maya
Maya doesn't have a thing for hate, she just teased Tenryuu for liking hate. Maya's into Yankeetoku.
“So CNO ordered skipper to fuck Arizona,” Harder says instantly. Hate chokes on his coffee - with laughter. He surfaces sputtering like a moron, thumping his chest hard. “Oh. Oh. Oh, WOW.”
“Ha. Ha,” you state, clipping the words off crisply.
“Ah, don't worry, skipper,” Hate says, that big shit-eating grin crawling across his face. “I can walk you through it, step by step.”
“Lewd,” Naka titters.
“I'm not offering to crank-start it for him, but I think he lost his manual a decade ago, you know? Like that remote you lose under the couch and never go looking for because you sold your TV anyways.” He sips his coffee. “Except the TV is sex, and Settle never has any.”
You leeeean back in your chair, favoring Hate with a jaundiced look. “Uh. Huh. And... you... do?”
“Compared to you?” He snorts into his next donut.
“Yeah, it's real easy to flood'em when the rain hits a desert,” you yawn.
“Seriously. We've been over this. You've got TWO gorgeous women throwing themselves at you and you can't figure out what to do with either one of them?”
“You've got-” you cough, searching for a pseudonym “- Miss Massive Yams literally *stealing your undrewear* and taking you shopping, and you're gonna give me *that* bullshit?”
Hate rolls his eyes. “ME OSSIFER. ME SEE TEETZ. MUST FUK TITTAY. HOO,” he finishes, scrunching up his brow-ridge and pushing his lips forward like a hooting ape. “She treats me like her older brother. When they wanna fuck you, they tell you.”
“Yeah, when she starts hanging out in your room, *wearing your fucking underwear,* I think she's telling you something.”
“That she trusts me not to make a move,” Hate retorts. “The whole gentleman part of being a not-shitbag. Difference is, I can play White Night *and* get some goddamn tail when I want some.”
>>46555075
Yurikuma
>>46555074
You have no say~
Go on your bantz date.
>>46555084
No. Yamato has the hots for Hate, not Settle. Shokaku is the one who wants to get cucked by Ari, remember.
>>46555088
>So which girl was it that has a hard on for our sword?
>>46555099
Hate is literally retarded.
>>46555044
>>46555099
>Hate's doing it again
Right. Give him the tail. Do it.
>>46555044
Wouldn't that be hard to do (for Harder) considering your hands' current state?
>>46555088
Didn't she sort of admit that she's way behind Shoukaku and Arizona (and rooting for the former)?
>>46555099
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaateeee
Stooooooooooooooooop
“Hate,” you snort, “you fit the profile of Gay Best Friend to a god-damned T.”
“Blah blah Mens Department fuck you,” he murmurs around his donuts.
“This is a safe space,” you tell Hate. “You don't have to be ashamed about dressing in bejazzled high heels before you lick your NCO sword all night.”
“Least I know how to lick,” Hate returns levelly. “You'd be like a dog that finally caught the car it was chasing and doesn't know what to do with it.”
“There was a place,” you tell Hate. “A Land. A nirvana. Called Subic Bay. Where women are women, not very quiet aliens who lie as still as possible. I've forgotten more than you ever knew, chum.”
Hate's about to reply when the scraping of chair legs on carpet interrupt you. Harder has risen from his meal, a solemn, composed look on his face. He waits till he's got your full attention, then gives you both a serious look in turn.
“Gentlemen,” he says formally. “*Handlebuns.*”
He spins on his heel and strolls away.
>>46555099
Dammit, Hate
>>46555127
>Didn't she sort of admit that she's way behind Shoukaku and Arizona (and rooting for the former)?
Yes and yes. She's got five hundred yen riding on it.
>>46555149
>Handlebuns
oh god harder why
>>46555149
...
...He can be, erm. Very persuasive.
>>46555099
Hate you dense motherfucker
>Thread title is Arirachnoophobia
We've covered the spiders, all that's left is the BB.
She's behind us right now, isn't she.
>>46555149
>*Handlebuns.*
KEK
>>46554996
we were just some yankee admiral
but swording the shit out of two dudes turned us into the horizon-staring hunk straight off their recruitment posters.
>>46555149
>“Gentlemen,” he says formally. “*Handlebuns.*”
>>46555149
>Handlebuns
>>46555167
Oh, you love it, don't you?
>all of these people insisting on Hate trying to be a playa when Iowa clearly wanted him after LA
You and Hate both stare at the empty tablespace where the bombshell hit. Then you pan towards Naka, who's downturned face has vanished behind her long hair. Naka said it herself - the kanmusu are creatures of spirit. They've a presence that's like a hum in the room - you don't really notice it till its gone. Naka's fleshmetal form has no blood left to blush with, but that presence falls off sharply, like it's hiked up its skirts and ran.
The silence stretches to the breaking point.
“.... he can be very persuasive,” Naka says in a very, very small little voice.
[ ] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
[ ] Take the rest of the day off. Get a nap and a shower or whatnot before your, uh, baking session. You just won a major battle and pulled everyone out alive (if only barely) which is one hell of an accomplishment. You DO have A Staff, after all!
>>46555149
>“*Handlebuns.*”
Cheeky fucker.
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555149
Just a week ago, he was begging us, on his knees to teach him how to girls.
I have never been so proud of a young man in my life.
>>46555202
>[x] Take the rest of the day off. Get a nap and a shower or whatnot before your, uh, baking session. You just won a major battle and pulled everyone out alive (if only barely) which is one hell of an accomplishment. You DO have A Staff, after all!
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555149
>“Gentlemen,” he says formally. “*Handlebuns.*”
i dont get it.
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
On one hand, i know you're planning amazing things for Perth.
On the other, PLOT.
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
>[x] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
>[X] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
So many important options, but...
>[ ] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
>[ ] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
PERTH
AND
HOUSTON
>filename
OH NAKA~
How was the uhpimp juice
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
HAHA TIME FOR THE BETTER MARINE
>>46555213
They grow up so fast.
Goddamnit, it's snowing again. Snow's melting on my face.
>>46555222
Sexual pet name.
>>46555202
>[ ] Take the rest of the day off. Get a nap and a shower or whatnot before your, uh, baking session. You just won a major battle and pulled everyone out alive (if only barely) which is one hell of an accomplishment. You DO have A Staff, after all!
'cuz goddamn, Settle almost hasn't had a single break for the past two weeks.
>>46555222
OH, NAKA? HE DOESN'T GET IT. WOULD YOU KINDLY EXPLAIN IT TO HIM?
>>46555202
[x] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
Willie time.
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
Have we looked into getting the Chuuni boats some where on land for full repairs? Not a dry dock just a flat place since they can walk back to sea style of thing.
>>46555202
>[ ] Take the rest of the day off. Get a nap and a shower or whatnot before your, uh, baking session. You just won a major battle and pulled everyone out alive (if only barely) which is one hell of an accomplishment. You DO have A Staff, after all!
>>46555202
[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>[ ] Take the rest of the day off. Get a nap and a shower or whatnot before your, uh, baking session. You just won a major battle and pulled everyone out alive (if only barely) which is one hell of an accomplishment. You DO have A Staff, after all!
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555245
Its raining where I am.
Definitely raining.
And allergies.
>>46555222
He used Naka's hair-buns as handlebars while he fucked her. Hence Handle-Buns.
>>46555202
>[x] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
My sides
>>46555222
Seriously? You're on 4chan and don't know what he meant?
>>46555222RIDE THAT COWBOY-STYLE
>>46555202
>[X] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
New arrivals.
>>46555202
[X ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
As much as I would like to meet new people, the chuunibotes potential future well being comes first
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
>[x] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555253
We tossed off a 'hey what if' email to mare island along with our phone number
>>46555202
[x] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555253
Last Wednesday; after the Mare Island email, replied with one checking for details and availability. Mare Island isn't military anymore so could be available.
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
>[x] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555167
Have you tried the mind control sex yet?
You know, where you just make him do something subconciously?
>>46555202
>[x] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555168
in a row?
>>46555202
>[X] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
>>46555167
Needs Urakaze version of this
>>46555149
>“*Handlebuns.*”
>mfw
>>46555202
>[x] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
responsibilities and shit
>>46555202
>[x] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555202
>[X] Take the rest of the day off. Get a nap and a shower or whatnot before your, uh, baking session. You just won a major battle and pulled everyone out alive (if only barely) which is one hell of an accomplishment. You DO have A Staff, after all!
>>46555099
>“- Miss Massive Yams literally *stealing your undrewear* and taking you shopping, and you're gonna give me *that* bullshit?”
To be fucking fair, there's like, three of them that jack my fucking shit now. APPARENTLY THE CORPS MAKES COMFORTABLE SKIVVIES WHO THE FUCK KNEW.
Also we only went shopping that one fucking time and that's cos she needed an escort off base and I was the only swinging dick qualified and available.
Yes, this is last update of the night, I'm sure you all saw that coming. But, on the plus side, we have another thread coming up tomorrow, AND we have writeups tonight!
I'm going to call voting at 12:00 eastern time, so even if I'm not here, uh, consider the vote called at that time. Because I'm gonna fight my way through the horde of imoutofriends to score me some goddamn cake, woo hoo.
Also! Really looking forward to tomorrow. A reveal I've been itching to spring for so god damned long now, you have no idea. And, also? That whole handlebuns thing? That was Nakawriter's idea. Came up with it months and months ago and we've both been itching to use it. Of course he won't take credit for his own idea because he's like Depression Jesus or something.
WHAT WOULD DEPRESSION JESUS DO? Piss on it while contemplating the distant stars, with hope!
>>46555202
>[ ] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
[X] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555339
Wait, three? Hornet, Yams, and... who else?
>>46555149
>Hate's about to reply when the scraping of chair legs on carpet interrupt you. Harder has risen from his meal, a solemn, composed look on his face. He waits till he's got your full attention, then gives you both a serious look in turn.
>“Gentlemen,” he says formally. “*Handlebuns.*”
You may as well stop here. I dunno if you're gonna be able to come up with a greater line then that.
>>46555202
>[ ] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
>>46555202
[o] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555343
cheers, boss
>>46555360
One of the damn corgies.
>>46555343
>the horde of imoutofriends
You should see if any of them want to date a large greek NEET.
>>46555343
Nah, Depression Jesus would throw some Cashews of Chaos and call it a day.
Lol, pickups
>>46555086
Don't tell her! I want to kick open my door with Harder in my arms and scream "get the fuck out!"
>>46555127
I managed.
Twice.
>>46555307
ALL of my nope.
>>46555193
>>46555249
I plead the fifth.
I plead the shit out of the fifth.
>>46555343
Cheers boss, fun as always
>A reveal I've been itching to spring for so god damned long now, you have no idea
Ok yeah there's no way it's not at least Higgins-related
>Handlebuns origin
haw
>>46555202
>[X] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555343
And I have a story to tell. Thank you Lt. Hate for reminding me of this.
>>46555343
>some goddamn cake
Good fucking luck with that, boss.
where's the shimakaze writefag's pastebin
>>46555202
>[ ] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
Also have Hamp meet his younger sister.
>>46555382
They're a bunch of filthy D&D geeks. Maybe one or two of those deviant fuckers DO, but I don't want to date THEM. Hghrrgbhrrrrr.
>>46555202
PoiPoi and Willie Dee are pretty high priority. We just lost Destroyers, and we could use all the help we could get with that.
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555382
>You should see if any of them want to date a large greek NEET.
THE CATTE
WOULD.
>>46555202
>[ ] Take the rest of the day off. Get a nap and a shower or whatnot before your, uh, baking session. You just won a major battle and pulled everyone out alive (if only barely) which is one hell of an accomplishment. You DO have A Staff, after all!
Time to prepare for this... and all that is going to come with it.
>>46555402
thats not a good file name, this implies that pf has women crushing on him as opposed to other greek men
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
At last, the promised Titanic & Anne! Nakaposter and I compiled our first few bits into a Gdoc (the first one linked below) for ease of access. There's going to be some formatting issues for a bit while we get used to working with one another; we're working on it.
THE UNSINKABLE QUEEN OF THE CAPE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GX-AGiv0T15teAo1eXQFQR7nDjo4UoqvfJjTvAAxih0/edit?usp=sharing
THE UNSINKABLE QUEEN OF THE CAPE - FOLK HEROES: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HqfIBXGG6lxy01tlTVsNgfItGfwAlV5tJ7LlpqrAhpk/edit?usp=sharing
>>46555396
BUT YOU'RE NOT AMERICANYET
>>46555343
I swear to god if you pull some bs like Settle has been dead, and its actually Higgins, Imma drive out there. In this goddamn spring snowstorm.
>>46555396
>I plead the fifth.
>I plead the shit out of the fifth.
Looks like you've had AMERICA already fucked into you.
>>46555421
Why not.
>>46555421
Tell imouto to invite hotter/smarter friends over.
>>46555343
Night Demetrious.
Also, Depression Jesus would ask God "WHYYYY?!" in many more words.
Much as he did in Gethsemane.
I think my sense of humour died a few hours ago due to lack of sleep.
>>46555396
There's nothing to be ashamed of...
You're a young woman in love. A wonderful moment in your life, I'm told.
I wish I'd experienced it, but I haven't.
>>46555401
... Story Time from the Colonel?!
Oh hell yes.
>>46555343
Well, since the thread is done, get ready for the first installment of DESTROYER DAD. It's a long one so this'll be pastebin only!
http://pastebin.com/f4gz3sH6
Hope you enjoy it!
>>46555202
>[ ] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
>>46555409
>Also have Hamp meet his younger sister.
>>46555421
>a bunch of filthy D&D geeks.
Says the man who created WIZARD.
Get down there and cast Charm Person.
>>46555421
>Not giving cute nerds the rod of wonders
Literally hitler.
It's not like they'll be any more crazy than whatever else you would be interested in
dumb question but will Arizona even want this. I mean sure she wants Settle but under these circumstances it feels forced and might not appeal to her.
>>46555473
>DESTROYER DAD
This is your self insert isn't it?
>>46555421
>>46555202
[X] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555343
Thanks! Looking forward to tomorrow night!
So I'm gonna put this up real quick before the write up starts.
On Wednsday Hate was asking for "a box of condoms and 3 days libo." which had me thinking, back to the days when I was still in school. going for my masters.
>>46555490
Considering Settle wants it, he was just making excuses as to why he couldn't do it-
Yeah, it's all good.
>>46555494
>Ashigara
>Forever alone
Yonehara says FUCK THAT, mate.
>>46554551
slain
i am fucking slain
STOLEN
>>46555202
>[X] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
>>46555202
[o] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555490
CNO just kicked away Settle's last excuses. If something does happen it will because Settle has feelings for her too, not cause he was ordered.
>>46555490
>Arizona and Admiral meet with Pennsylvania.jpg
>>46555533
Or because hes basically ordered to service her~
....Yea she might not like it.
[X] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
Votes called
>>46555542
Fuck forgot my image.
>>46555515
Pictures of cake.
Pictures of Imouto friends.
Oh snap, thread's over!
Oh well, I guess I'll just say I have a bit of a one-shot waiting in the wings that will have to wait until tomorrow.
>>46555549
That's not why-
Anon she is smarter and more perceptive then you give her credit for. It'll be fine.
>>46555515
HE LOOKED AT ME!
So Hate's comment combined with a discussion that was happening here at the hospital about how crazy my endurance is for someone my age had me thinking. Gather around folks, it’s story time!
I'm sure a couple or three of you reading this will be able to relate to what I'm about to say. Greek Gods ain't got shit on a nympho. The woman I dated before my wife, back when I was still taking classes for my nursing degree, was a nymphomaniac. It was not at all uncommon to come back to our apartment and be greeted by the sound of her knocking one out in the bedroom. When we first started having sex she was very... disappointed that my runners endurance translated so poorly to the bedroom. I was usually good for 3 rounds, maybe 4 if I was feeling really frisky. She was usually good for about 15, then an hours break and 10-11 more. It was insanity and at first I fucking hated it.
>>46555202
>[ ] Right, okay, that was lunch. Let's go check up on the new arrivals, they should be patched up and settled in by now, right?
>>46555202
>[ ] Check up on Poi and Willie - the results of the Poi Experiment are pretty important for the chuunibotes, and it's just not wise to leave Willie unattended for too long. To say nothing of Sammy. Especially now that Sammy's got a license to, er, train.
>>46555549
Again, what's more relevant is that all of the reasons he's held up as "No, I can't, not saying that I wouldn't but dammit I can't" are what was pulled out from under him.
It's been a minute, and I feel rusty as hell.
Here's some more Bama, y'all.
http://pastebin.com/Gcgryx30
>>46555593
Yea but what if he goes the otherway around.
"I was ordered to keep you happy"
>>46555576
>She was usually good for about 15, then an hours break and 10-11 more
>>46555066
Don't worry.She's seen you.
>>46555576
>She was usually good for about 15, then an hours break and 10-11 more. It was insanity and at first I fucking hated it.
How are you not a dehydrated mummy
>>46555609
We have control over that ya dunce. Enough of your 'what ifs'.
“How can someone have that much stamina? How can you want to have that much sex?!”
She educated me in a hurry.
When she discovered that I didn't have the endurance she had hoped for she decided to “fix” that, by having sex with me almost constantly. Woman had the ability to just get fucked for days on end and be quite happy, like seriously bloody HOW?! I mean I loved every minute of it but I was still taking Masters level courses at the time and can I tell you just how difficult it was to study for a 600s level Physical Therapy exam when you have a woman under the table on you? Cause it makes it pretty fucking difficult. Though it did open up all kinds of interesting experiences. Anyone here ever had casual sex? Not like friends with benefits stuff but like you're having sex and are just casually talking with each other while you do it. Cause that's when I learned to do that.
>>46555609
Well if we vote to say something that retarded straight-out without elaborating we'll deserve all the horrible things we get.
>>46555576
what... what *are* you?
>>46555617
>Hayashimo
>with an Eggplant
>Has seen Settle
RUN IT'S PLASMA-CHAN 2.0
>>46555603
OOOOOOH MANNNNN
Look at that gunslinger yo.
>>46555617
She's been stalking us?
That explains why we haven't seen her.
>>46555617
BETTER CHECK THE CEILING
>>46555643
Jesus CHRIST
>>46555617
That sneaky devil.
... She used the Box to spy on us, didn't she?
Alright, we need to write-in votes to check every Cardboard Box we come across.
>>46555642
Oh, yeah... Like the last time we had a "simple" apology to deliver to Arizona.
Remember how that turned out?
>>46555643
>Anyone here ever had casual sex? Not like friends with benefits stuff but like you're having sex and are just casually talking with each other while you do it. Cause that's when I learned to do that.
>>46555643
>med school
>constant sex
it's like heaven and hell were playing a game of chicken with freight trains and you were standing smack dab on ground zero holy SHIT
>>46555647
I know right. It's amazing for you who can barely go one without suffering an asthma attack.
>>46555647
A GOD.
And an Army Nurse Colonel, which is close enough to Divinity to matter.
>>46555603
And a little something else
>>46555641
That's what the break was for, water. She wasn't actually tired.
>>46555647
Now adays? Greek God.
I remember that at the time it was getting close to the end of the semester and I was supposed to take a couple final exams and then present my thesis paper for debate. And she had the brilliant idea that the Sunday before my finals we should have a “final exam” of our own.
Has anyone here had sex for a full 24 hours?
Cause I have.
It was amazing, up until the next morning when I need to go to my finals and all my limbs were like “what the fuck do you mean we need to move? We ain't going nowhere bitch.” It fucking sucked. Managed to roll out of bed, ooze myself into clothes and then on to class. Almost fell asleep during that first final to. Definitely got a large number of strange looks cause I know I smelled like sex.
>>46555642
>>46555646
We have control to a certain extend. Considering how Planefag has sometimes railroaded with the basis of how Settle has chosen in the past (case in point, yakuza). Yea it might happen.
>>46555693
>Still no BB-57
Fuck ;w;
>>46555693
