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You stretch leisurely in your office chair, groaning as your spine crinkles and pops alarmingly. You're used to being far more active during your daily work - even more than you tend to be on base, chasing around psychotic little ship-dog-things - so this desk jockey thing doesn't come natural.
It's not because you're getting older by the second. No sir.
Glancing at your computer, you see it's almost noon. Turning your wrist over, you see it's actually half-past one, because Windows is a blight upon humanity. You'd think the Navy would've learned after a blue-screen bricked an entire *ship,* but alas, the spirit of BeauOrds lives on in the wretched halls of IT. At least The War wiped out the budget limitations - every Burke in the fleet finally had their old mainframes ripped out and COTS servers crammed into them many months ago. A single tear was wept as the crews waved goodbye to the elderly COBOL programmers, riding into the sunset for the last time.
Thirty seconds of wandering thoughts. Yep, you're getting old. You heave a miserable sigh and kick your desk chair back - it's time for some goddamned lunch.
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>>46550570
YEAH GET SOME
first for hate needs to fuck yams
Instead of rousting a pair of bored-looking MPs or setting yourself up for another hour of long, sarcastic sipping sounds from Hamp, you just call Hate to pick you up. You pin your phone against your ear to enjoy his running monologue of bitching, a whole chorus of corgis offering soulful counterpoint to his smooth jazz griping for the entire short drive across base. After helping you clear a spot on the passenger seat (which consists of frantically shoveling a constant stream of corgis out of the open space till you manage to squeeze in,) he screams towards the officer's mess with his typical grace. This time, however, he pulls to the curb as the pretty flashing lights in your rearview alert you to trouble. Hate yawns as the MP slowly approaches the SUV, a dour look and a citation book in his hand. He reaches the driver's window and promptly recoils before he's lost to view behind a solid wall of frantically barking dogs. Hate just tips his cover down, letting the brim shield his eyes from the whapwhapwhap of several little tails at high WPM.
The dogs calm down after thirty seconds or so, because their own breath has fogged up the air-conditioned class enough to block their view of the interloper. As they slink back to prowl and growl around your lap, Hate cracks the window an inch.
“Hello officer,” he says cheerfully.
The MP's eyes appear at the gap, regarding Hate sorrowfully.
“God has punished you enough,” he says, and waves him on.
The officer's mess is the same story as ever; aside from the strange, boxy truck-mounted missile launcher parked outside it, surrounded by a loud argument. The marines guarding the door look like they'd be more amused by it, if they weren't standing in the summer heat in full body armor - with overly-heavy rifles, to boot. Hate is held up as he disembarks by a sudden rush of corgis trying to exit with him; the whole doggone mess getting jammed in the door for a second. Unperturbed by his plight, you limp your way towards the door - slowly. The vicodin is wearing off already. You wonder if they gave you your usual dose at the hospital, or just enough to get you out the door. One of the door guards has found a good place to lean, where the shadow of a nearby decorative shrub casts a scraggly shadow. You get close enough to see he's working frantically with some small handheld device before he catches a flash of scrambled egg from the corner of his eye and snaps upright, all vim and vigor and fooling absofuckinglutely nobody.
You teeter to a stop in front of him and lean on your cane heavily.
“Sir?” the marine inquires politely as you trade salutes.
You just stare at him, waiting. To his credit, he doesn't break; waiting patiently for a verbal order.
“Out with it,” you demand.
Smothering a sigh deep in his breast, he slowly produces a portable game console from his pocket. You study it.
“Oh. I see,” you say curiously, turning it around in your hands. “A game... game... game-thingy.”
“Yes, sir,” he says flatly, intelligently deciding not to dig himself deeper by explaining the device's robust multimedia capabilities.
“Well. This kind of thing could land your ass in hot water.”
“Yes, sir,” he says, voice growing fainter.
“Could...” you tuck the console into a convenient pouch on the marine's chest rig, taking the opportunity to lean close. “But we both know the Vita has no games.”
Hate catches up to you inside, just as you're heaping your plate with leftover french toast strips from the breakfast buffet. “The hell did you do to that guy outside?”
“Nothing.”
Hate sighs as his little army gathers around his feet, their panting blending together into one big doggy-sounding susurration. “You meme'd him, didn't you.”
“I did no such thing.”
“Yes. Yes, you fucking did,” Hate grouses as he picks up the entire pan of cheese-stuffed mushrooms and carries it off. “Don't even try to bullshit me. You always get that little dipshit grin-”
“Now who's memeing who?”
“DUDE,” he says, jerking his head at the pack of dogs tailing him towards your chosen table.
You just give him that little grin again. “An admiral? On 4chan? Please.”
>>46550620
>doggone
stahp
Halfway to your seats, you espy Naka and Harder - they're both waving you over energetically. Hate just keeps on trucking till you lift your cane and press against the side of his head, steering him towards your friends. After his entourage lands, pan and all, you poke a pathway through the doggy hordes with your cane till you can perch on one of the hard little plastic chairs.
“Hello, Settle,” Naka says - no faux cheer, but no sad song in her voice, either. “How've you been?”
“Cinnabuns,” you reply, looking up at the ceiling as if spotting divine revelation.
“Pardon me?”
“Cccccccinnabuns,” Hate purrs, gliding out of his chair like a wraith, his escort flotilla close behind.
Naka blinks. “But... there aren't any-”
“Indeed.”
“... ah.” You have a few minutes sarcasm-free. How to use them?
[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
[ ] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!
[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
>>46550650
>“An admiral? On 4chan? Please.”
fap angel.
fap angel pls.
>>46550673
>[X] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
>>46550673
>[X] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
Help Hate, Settle cannot into ship-girl.
>>46550620
>The MP's eyes appear at the gap, regarding Hate sorrowfully.
>“God has punished you enough,” he says, and waves him on.
IT'S ONLY JUST BEGUN!
>>46550673
>>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550673
>[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
Yeah, we're not P-San.
>>46550673
>[X] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550673
HahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>imoutos birthday
give er da digg
>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
The best part about this answer is that Hate hasn't heard that yet either, so he'll probably choke on his bacon
>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550673
>[x] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!
>“But we both know the Vita has no games.”
And my scouter exploded.
>>46550570
[x] Introduce Kaga and Hornet to Spam musubi
>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
Also, fun video I found on Youtube showing Iowa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW83U4bkC_k
>>46550744
Didn't we make a bet with you about that concert, and Settle's involvement? I think it involved you and Harder.
>>46550735
>Yeah, we're not P-San.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>46550673
>>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550597
>Police princess
OH GOD NO
NOT HER AGAIN
PLEASE MAKE HER STOP
>[X] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
So, Re-reading through the archives after the last few threads, and something caught my eye.
If Hornet would of stabbed Kaga with the arrow, the Chinese would of had an absolute field day. And us not so much.
>>46550673
>[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
>>46550780
I bet her... something? Yeah. I bet her that Harder would come running up to her like an excited puppy when he found out about that ben-hur bullshit she pulled, squealing about how it was super hardcore.
How'd that turn out, anyways?
>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550673
> [X] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!
>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
It's not like there aren't ten ship girls within earshot that will spread it to the rest of the base in minutes.
Also, I always wondered whether some of the shenanigans (I'm aware that at least some of it is true) were real, then I found this picture and it silenced all doubts.
>>46550815
...I'll grant you one free--no, one full HOUR--free of snappy comebacks and glib remarks--if you drop the bet.
>>46550815
hahaha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFN9nvFYHmk
>>46550570
Windows is actually one of the better ones about handling time zones.
I know this because they actually bother to email me about changes in my local timezone before I hear about it in the news.
Meanwhile all the *nix systems I've seen were woefully outdated in timezone shenanigans. I blame the tz database.
>>46550843
I always wondered if that was a real picture or photoshop.
>>46550673
[X] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550673
>[X] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!
>>46550843
War.
War, never changes.
>>46550673
[ ] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!
With a side of
[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
Last we know about her is that she went full Abyssal, let's inquire about that a bit first.
>>46550859
I have absolutely zero doubt that two young men gallivanting about in a foreign land with a license to kill and a rocket launcher would make dick jokes
>>46550673
[ x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
[x] Also how confess love for Goto and DANGEROUS RELATIONSHIP
>>46550829
I love that this is Canon Aya art.
>>46550782
I dun fucked up, didn't I?
>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550597
KOTOHIME BEST 2HU
>>46550673
>[X] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550852
Dohoho. I remember my penalty was to sing onstage with you, but what did you wager, again?
[X] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Make 'em bigger. MAKE 'EM BIGGER
>>46550885
>Last we know about her is that she went full Abyssal, let's inquire about that a bit first.
Actually this is a good point, does Naka look 'normal' right now? Or are there a few bulk orders for cosmetics being filed right now.
>>46550673
>[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
>>46550673
[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550829
This.
We keep forgetting about the ship's hidrophone abilities. Especially the DDs. But they are discreet so everything's alright, right?
>>46550911
>kotohime policewoman art, the rarest thing in all the land
I love you so much. Kotohime is the best. The absolute best. Batshit. Fucking. INSANE. In the BEST way.
>>46550881
Or does it? The war has changed. Did it? The answer is no. Unless it is yes. No of course it is, is war.
[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
Whatever it is, we will have no part in it.
>>46550673
>“Cinnabuns,” you reply, looking up at the ceiling as if spotting divine revelation.
Please explain to the ESL dude.
>>46550911
Kotohime is an upper-class twit who thinks she can be a copper, you mean. Can't trust those kinds of blokes, mate.
>>46550673
[o] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550951
I am an enemy.
[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
>>46550673
>[ ] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!
>>46550957
>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
we are so very unprepared
>>46550896
>confess love for Goto
But our true husbando is Hamp. We even made out.
>>46550919
Duet with Harder onstage.You sure I can't convince you to come up on stage, where it's safe, with clear sight lines, and I can grease any Yakuza who even twitch at you?
ERRY AND TERRY ARE FOR BEING TAKEN OUT TO ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETS, AND THEN TAKEN HOME TO WATCH OLD EPISODES OF DUE SOUTH WHILE ENJOYING LOT'S OF ICE CREAM SUNDAES
[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
No. Enough being trolled. We have to troll Hate still I think. It is our turn to troll right now
>>46550965
>Kotohime is an upper-class twit who thinks she can be a copper, you mean. Can't trust those kinds of blokes, mate.
That's what makes it so great. She is *explicitly* described as so bent, that other people who are bent *themselves* consider her bent. Ten times as interesting as Miss Perfect NEET.
[X] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
>>46550982
They're delicious, and sort of look like Naka's hair things, but I dun get it
>[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
>>46550951
>>46550993
Convince him anyway, Naka.
Under his current orders, he has to give you girls ANYTHING you desire. Like a performance onstage or a couple more boxes of shades.
>>46550993
This will end in tearsof the boke-tsukkomi kind
>>46550673
>[ ] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for
>>46550993
Oooh, you're a good one. I think we're gonna have a chat about that in just a second, in fact. But aside from that? I think I'll take you up on that stage performance anyways.
You know not with whom you have meme'd, darling.
>>46550982
For fuck's sake don't fucking meme something to somebody whom the meme is completely meaningless.
I know what a fucking cinnabon is because I can fucking google and that they resemble Naka's hair buns but unless you're literally saying that's the extent of the reference then you're gonna have to elaborate.
Unless, of course, it's one of the myriad urban dictionary explanations.
>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46551008
Meiling could also fit in there pretty well.
>>46551036
An idol concert turns into a manzai comedy act?!
But how does that change the wotagei?
[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
What happened to Hate's wonderful gift?
>>46550999
AIDF plz go and stay go
>>46550673
>[ ] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!
>>46551049
I accept it.
Threadly reminder that we are in the fleet route.
>>46551049
She probably hasn't seen the livestream yet.
She knows not the rapport you have with her people.
>>46551071
It doesn't, because the fans are also in on the joke.
>>46551092
OH SHIT NIGGA SHE ON NOW
>>46551077
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of mah waifu's cuteness.
>>46551050
>I know what a fucking cinnabon is because I can fucking google and that they resemble Naka's hair buns but unless you're literally saying that's the extent of the reference then you're gonna have to elaborate.
Okay. FIRST. "VOTES CALLED."
Second. I used to do debate in high school. I was good at it, and so was my best RL friend, but we weren't super devoted to it, like the good little autists with their square-framed glasses who would print out new evidence cards from a small printer, laptop and wireless broadband card they brought with them. These events ran all day, so they usually served a cheap lunch on-site. The lines were long.
Now they called the schedules that showed which team was up against which team "schematics." So my friend, he catches on quick. He walks up to the line and yells, "SCHEMATICS!" And all the good little autistic scramble away to see which team they're up against so they can start forming their strategy.
By the time they realized there WERE no schematics yet, he'd already bought his bagels and scrammed.
See where I'm going with this?
>>46550673
>[X] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!
So did anyone happen to nab Catte's pic from the last thread before it was taken down? Because I feel that is something we should bring up again.
>>46550673
[X] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
>>46551095
Threadly reminder that HOPE RIDES ALONE.
Also interpreting "Keep Arizona, in particular, happy" as "fuck people who aren't Arizona" is pretty dumb m8
>>46551049
You guys can do that on a webcam, just ask I-19
>>46551135
It's already on fucking danbooru.
>>46551127
Oh. Now Hate's actions make sense.
>>46551127
Oh, we just cleared all the destroyers in the vicinity away to go check for sweets while we talk honestly.
Clever.
>>46551127
Ah. I guess even a slim, slim possibility of a delicious cinnamon bun is enough to get Hate out of our hair for a few moments
>>46551164
There is a significant chance that it will not be approved, as it has already been 48+ hrs since it was uploaded. Images that aren't approved within ~72hrs by a mod get deleted.
Bama when
>>46551135
search fap_angel , admiral_thomas ,or kant-o-celle_quest
>>46551127
>>46551171
It's probably sad that I've gotten so used to just skimming over the bits I don't get because it's jargon or some kind of stupid inside joke that I didn't even try to piece together what is rather obvious in hindsight.
>>46551164
Now you will know why you fear the night.
>>46551198
Also the whole 'artist requested deletion' thing
>>46551198
I've had plenty of good images approved on the last day, but I doubt this one will pass muster.
Doesn't matter to me because I can see deleted images anyways.
>>46551219
The artist requested deletion was for the pic of his Essex that was colored by someone else (not neco)
>>46550794
>would of
would have, you fucking moron
>>46551127
...not really, no.
>>46551198
Nope. Just checked, it's still there.
>>46551237
I can too, not like I care because neco's art-style is kinda shitI did delete it from Gelbooru, though.
>>46551261
He's calling Cinnabons as a distraction.
>>46551263
Of *course* its still there, it hasn't been deleted (or approved to stay) yet, it's in limbo right now. If it's not approved within 72hrs of upload, it will be deleted.
>>46551049
aren't your 1990s meems incredibly stale in 20X6? but practically nobody can tell you to stfu.
christ it would be awful to be your subordinate.
>>46551271
You mean Neco-trace?
Wow I just checked danbooru and somebody broke a 9-year silent streak just to upload Catte's picture. Impressive.
And that guy seems to have used the wrong artist tag, unless Catte really likes to post yaoi pairings in pixiv.
>>46551284
And it actually worked? Against *Naka*?
Shit, way to go Harder.
>>46551315
Yeah that's him
>>46551271
IMO his style is fine except he can't draw eyes that look alive.
>>46551324
Still not it. Try again.
>>46551324
No, you misread. It worked against Hate. From Settle
I wonder what HMAS Armidale would be like, considering Eddie Sheean.
>>46551340
His faces/eyes look alien.
>>46551324
No, against Hate.
Naka's still there, so is Harder.
Which is why the the options involve talking to them
>>46551324
Nope, cinnabuns was probably to clear the surrounding tables of people who could potentially eavesdrop.
>>46550919
Hey. Fuck you. Aint no fucking cinnabuns over here. Fucking bamboozled
>>46551324
No. Settle mentioned Cinnabons to get Hate to leave in his pastry-trance, giving him a few minutes of Hate-free conversation with Naka and Harder.
>>46551324
no, he used them against Hate, and it worked, since he shuffled off to look for the phantom cinnabuns, letting us talk to Naka without him meme'ing at us all the way
>>46551249
Is he ever coloring it himself?
>>46551373
You know how you can fake out a dog by pretending to throw something, but never letting it leave your hand?
So is Naka re-makeup'd given she carried Harder through the base to the hospital without any cover, or is she just Abyssal-looking and nobody's willing to say anything, or...?
>>46551426
That's incredibly cruel
>>46551426
Oh sure. Know those stories you see about people getting viciously mauled by their fucking dogs?
>>46551451
gettin to that~
>>46551426
Lots of dogs learn to know better, though.
>>46551127Given how things have been going you could just as easily be making a reference to "icing" in Naka's hair.
>>46551451
Honestly her current appearance is a big question in general (both made up and not) as i get the feeling she isn't fully doing the CL hime look.
>>46551451
Also, I wonder if we'll notice that she isn't breathing.
Maybe something nice happened and she's managed to shake it off.
>>46551466
It's cool bro I just hide behind a clean glass door. If it works on you, it ought to work fine on the dogs!
>>46551451
Probably re-makeup'd.
>>46551470
>Lots of dogs learn to know better, though.
I guess lots of dogs are smarter than Hate
>>46551426
you monster
>>46551480
GET
OUT
>>46551507
Dogs don't carry fucking pistols. Or axes
>>46551480
First I thought you mean it as in Naka is abyssal cold right now.
Then I realised.
>>46551544
My dog does
>>46551480
>>46551581
How the hell does Iku deal with this shit literally all the time?
...never mind. I just remembered how the hell Iku deals with this shit literally all the time.
So where are we right now?
>>46551611
>>46550949
I had to dig through the deep bowls of tumblr and deviantart to find it.
I'm pretty sure I got more lying around in my mess of a folder.
Just something I'm wondering. Could the first abyssal attacks have been plague ships in 542?
>>46551506
if she's speaking she's breathing
unless we've gone off the deep end of spoopy
>>46551645
Officer's mess.
>>46551535
Why Planefag, why would you let us know something makes you angry when you you know how much we will taunt you with it?
>>46551631
Naka, how are you going to deal with the inevitable conversation with Iku when she interrogates you about Harder penetrating the depths of your marinas trench?
>>46551631
So quick question and let's see if you'll dodge it again: If the rest of you turned CL Oni-ish, does that include the chest.
>>46551645
We're at HERO OF JUSTICE right now
>>46551656
I'm gonna say no, that's dumb
>>46551661
Ships have got radios and crew, don't they? Girls need to use their lungs to speak, but I don't figrure a ship does.
>>46551645
Right above "Fuck it, I'll burn this whole motherfucker down"
>>46551669
Aerogay, I think you missed the big picture.
>>46551652
>Kotohime: The Cowboy
>Eiki: The Methodical One
Watch as two of Gensokyo's finest police officers lay down the law in
GENSOKYO VICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEjXPY9jOx8
>>46551691
Well at the least, biological warfare is one of the potential weapons in the Abyssal playbook.
>>46551631
Do you have any other talent performing at your concert?
>>46550787
I...
What?
>>46551699
Thats how to fuckin be, blood.
>>46551709
But if he zoomed further out it might be difficult to see places of interest
>>46551689
>Why was I the only one who survived that fire?
>Swords
>Old injury
>unlimited fleet works
>Surrounded by cute girls who could murder him pretty handily
>The titty monster waifu is objectively inferior to the flatter one
>>46550881
Is it bad that I am wondering what the other marine in the background is doing pointing at him?
>>46551738
Kotohime is a character from the PC-98 Touhou era. She's a princess who's got a chuunibyou fixation with being a POLICE OFFICER WHO FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE
>>46551748
Go back into the image Shirou.
>>46551761
But there is no titty monster waifu in this. That only applies to Hate and Batlead.
>>46551761
>The titty monster waifu is objectively inferior to the flatter one
>>46551761
The best waifu in Fate is, of course, Taiga, though Illya is a close second
>>46550999
With or without maple syrup?
>>46551825
>>46551761
>The titty monster waifu is objectively inferior to the flatter one
You have good tastebut Rider is the best of the best
>>46551800
She's like Steven Heck from Alpha protocol. She decided to become a police office through the sheer power of insanity and bullshit
>>46551761
So Settle is Shirou now?Makes sense, because planefag is the Nasu of questing.
>The titty monster waifu is objectively inferior to the flatter one
But Medusa is the best waifu.
>>46550999
>>46551837
...Have you ever considered that at their age and history of service they might need, I dunno, something less insipid?
>>46551838
Please. she's only average compared to the real Titty Carriers
>>46551853
>>46551849
>>46551835
Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED THE POWER OF ROME~
>>46551784
I think he's showing that other guy to his new room. The despair on his face is telling.
>>46551669
Was your birthday present to your sister your D?
Because it had better have been your D.
>>46551825
Shoucucku
>>46551680
Okay, seriously, I know she's the bellwether for nighttime boarding actions, but do you really think that's going to happen?
>So, the guy you replaced me with
>How's he handle in rough seas?
>Don't mind me, typing onehanded and blind as I shlick while crying
>>46551684
While we're at it, can you guys imagine for a minute I might be somewhat quietly horrified if my tits DID suddenly grow three sizes like the Grinch's heart when he got his second star? I'm a fucking nightmare factory.
And I see you chucklefucks who think I look better that way. That feels real good, people saying they prefer you painted in bleached bone white and funeral black, since you bounce when you walk.
>>46551882
>Best Fate Girl
>Not Rin and or Jeanne
NIGGA PLS
>>46551902
>Don't mind me, typing onehanded and blind as I shlick while crying
I mean, I'd give it a 50-50 chance of happening yeah. Poor girl.
>>46551882
Spin-offs don't count
>>46551887
Oh fuck you're right.
This is ten times as funny now.
>>46551902
Hey, seeing that you're connected to the fucking abyss inside, does that mean that your other half is also getting screwed by Harder?
>>46551853
>But Medusa is the best waifu.
Medusa a slut. She's the biggest slut in the local dimensional cluster.
>>46551931
Why not both?
>>46551914
>Rin
Dude.
Pls.
>>46551902
agano chestburster is somewhat disturbing image yes
but tits are tits. the internet is lonely place.
>>46551952
She exists in the same house as Sakura, so that is entirely untrue
>>46551800
Ahhh thanks anon.
>>46551969
SABER A SHIT, CATTE
>>46551902
I'm sorry, Naka, I didn't think of how much it'd suck for you.
>>46551902
Not really? It's just bigger tits.
And lots of people are into the white and black look. It's a whole thing, you know. S'not just the boobs.
Plus, the long hair look nice.
>>46551902
But white and black looks great. Also, why wouldn't you want three sizes more? That's the best part of the package.
We're only looking at the... bright... side of life, honey.
>>46551952
You best back down son.
>>46551969
Because Taiga a best
>>46551887
Perfect.
>>46551914
>not Scathach.
>>46551980
Catte is banned nigga.
>>46551979
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
>>46551986
This. Long hair is justice.
>>46551978
Low blow, man.
>>46551902
>painted in bleached bone white and funeral black, since you bounce when you walk.
You misunderstand. That is an AND statement. Bleached bone white, AND funeral black _AND_ since you bounce...
Each fetish adds to the others.
>>46551902
Ignore the small-head thinkers.
They forget the DD version is part Agano, not all just you.
>>46551902
Some people are really fixated on that, though for a nightmare factory it certainly doesn't disaude Harder much.
I personally would rather see you in a form you're happy with.
>>46552015
>Catte is banned nigga.
he was unbanned after about 15 minutes.
>>46552037
>I personally would rather see you in a form you're happy with.
inb4 fat, obese, with piecings and rainbow dyed hair.
>>46551800
She also put Remiu in jail. Where the dirty shrine maiden belongs.
>>46551902
>>46551928
>Iku teasing Harder as usual
>he lets out that he and Naka had a night battle
>There's an audible crack as her expression breaks and she sulks off, dejected
>>46551980
>Catte
>posting Nero
nah bruh
>>46552053
That would be the temp posting stop to halt shitposting. The temp ban goes away but the ban is immediately reapplied once a mod looks over it in the queue. So yea, still banned.
>>46551980
Catte hates Nero, though.
>>46552005
Taiga is cute but she's no Nero~
>>46552076
ENJOY YOUR B& MATE
>>46552059
>fat, obese, with piecings and rainbow dyed hair.
'Lost in self-delusion' and 'happy' are two different things
>>46552076
Damn Catte, Thomas is STACKED
>>46551978
Modern people are lesser in all ways when compared to those of antiquity. Therefore, Medusa, as a someone born in the Age of Gods, is a greater slut than Sakura.
>>46552076
Here we go again
I wonder what happened to those poor saps that send that picture to the admiral guy?
>>46551902
>bleached bone white and funeral black
when you stop asking whyboner, you open the pathway to inner peace
>>46552076
Do you even understand what happened last time, or are you just retarded?
>>46552100
You're here, aren't you?
>>46552097
>>46552106
>>46552113
Thanks niggas. I wanted it up for the 4chanX guys in here but now people can get to it through your replies.
>>46552123
They got yelled at by the Colonel.
Have you lewded your destroyers today?
>>46552123
Ones on frontdesk duty for the foreseeable future.
>>46552132
Who said I was happy?
>>46552123
THEY WERE NEVER SEEN AGAIN
>>46552171
Yes.
Crab be jelly
>>46552154
>They got meme'd at by the Colonel.
This is what I read and I'm sticking to it.
>>46552154
Totally worth it.
When you are in the military medical branch, they can't find anyone to replace you so they won't fire you.
Imagine telling the trial judge - Your Honor, I would apply for termination of duty for this lady for sending a genderbent image of myself fornicating with a shit poster on a site called 4chan.
>>46552154
I bet that one guy that did do that got the shit beat out of him for getting all of them in trouble.
>>46552171
NO DD BOY, NO DD
>>46552171
>>46552192
It does not work that way.
And those guys are nurses. They'd be booted instantly.
>>46552198
>>46552192
I hear that particular nurse had it coming for the longest time. Colonel was just waiting to give him a reason to be btfo'd.
>still no Big 7
shit quest desu
>>46552171
Yes.
>>46552202
: ^ )
>>46552171
Eh, Crix, this is best shipslut, not a DD.
>>46552176
Is Front desk that bad?
>>46552227
storytiem pls
>>46552171
>>46552243
You're first in line to deal with cocks and idiots.
Also. Front Desk in a military installation. Where Military Intelligence is an oxymoron.
>>46552242
thanks shirou
Hate is looking for sweets, post Hotel.
>>46552228
>posts worst 16" battleship
Britannia coming through, outta my way American shits.
>>46552224
>>46552227
Do you know how hard it is to find a nurse to recruit? There are tons of job for them everywhere outside the military.
>>46552243
No
It's worse
