>Felix and Gotrek are now dead
>>46539740
They're all dead OP
All of them
>>46539747
/thread
Sigmarine Felix when?
>be me
>be a part of secret English space program
>go into space in 2000s for testing of faster than light flight
>it takes ten years but only feels like a few months
>land here
>think I've landed in horrible parallel earth where college liberal women and sexual deviants run cartoons and most fantasy genres, the UK is a welfare state and warhammer 40k was the basis of a terrible fantasy game called "Age of Sigmar"
>decided that it might not be as good as WHFB but its all this universe has
>go on GW site and see the bretts are "no longer availiable"
>realize this is the same Earth
>mfw
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! IT WAS A FINE SYSTEM AND YOU BLEW IT UP
>>46539740
>Gotek never died
>he's now the ultra-symmetrical Gotrek Burnisson, Fyreslayer
>GOATrek fights an unending battle against the forces of chaos
go get 'em champ
>>46539740
Gondola RPG when?
>>46539815
Why...
>you will never hold Morathai's hand, cast away the taint of chaos from her, tell her everything is going to be ok, and be here new Aenorion
>>46539917
What would even be the objective? To observe?
>>46539936
>>46539740
>The single greatest rat-mage in history is no more
>Ikit never got any credit for his work on the Morrskitarr engine
>Skrolk never got to see Lustria fall
>Queek never got to see his clan take over the Dwarf Lands
>>46540126
To observe and walk the earth.
A walking simulator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
>>46539815
>Gotek didn't die
>is now immortal slayer god
What did he do to deserve such a bad end? Why did you have to have him fail in his quest?
>>46540179
So "Coming Home" but not about dykes?
ok
>>46540179
>>46540298
Just a big explorable area with a lot of enviromental variety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIQ4Jk63TKE&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCkwi7bHOak&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Yod8FFIZg&nohtml5=False
>>46540243
The smug cackle of Fate.
>>46540176
>we won and it sucks: the army
>>46539740
>a Mary Sue so big he even overshadowed the Grey Knights is dead
>this is a bad thing somehow
>>46540452
Still better than whats in warmachine
>>46540176
But we did it, we blew up the moon and sank Lustria... And overran the halls of the dwarf-things... R...right guys?
>>46539740
They were already dead to me when they revived the series after the franchise. Everything after the hiatus was fucking retarded.
Not only because of the cliffhanger they never touched again with the (not)reboot, but also because of the fucking time skip. You're telling me that this slayer who wants to die in battle, goes on for twenty more years killing boss monsters in the old world?
Also the new writer was shit.
>>46540176
I have no idea about AoS. Are you talking about Thanquol as the rat mage, or is he still around?
>>46540176
Ikit Claw suffered a fate worse than death.
This is Warpskreech, servant of Archaon.
>>46540575
>>46540531
>>46540434
>>46540176
>>46539936
It's just so bittersweet.OC do not steel
>>46540676Consider it stolen
>>46540676
>no third panel where the goggles explode
You fucked up.
>>46540176
>Ikit never got any credit for his work on the Morrskitarr engine
Shit-pooper, zingetail better
>>46540762
It is metaphorical for the fact that the sweet release of death would only free the Engineer from the nightmare, which is a blessing that will never come. i understand if this is 2deep5u
Also almost nothing can misfire or overheat in AoS and the few things that can barely suffer anything beyond a wound, all misfire charts and fun removed
>>46540575>yfw the 'named characters' in age of shitmar resemble pic related more than anything without a hint of irony
>>46540837FUCK OFF ZINGETAIL SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>46540176
>no more battles for the temples of lustria
I even miss you original pestiferous fuckers.
See you in total war
>>46540889
>No more battles or Izta
>mfw Lustria is dead
>Implying Skaven/lizardmen won't be late as fuck DLC years after the game is stagnant and shit
See you in hell Lizard-thing.
>>46540575
Wait so are they just renaming Ikit basically? except with shitty fluff since i guess he's Archeon's tech bitch
>>46540881
>likes:cheese
>>46540176
>Whole skaven ""plan"" gets shat on by a DEAD FROG
>Who LITERALLY wills himself into being alive
GET SHAT ON FURFAG.
>>46540889
>See you in total war
>lizardmen
>getting to a mainline game
>>46539740
4th omnibus is 200 bucks
>>46542627
CA pretty much said that they will be releasing all the 16 armies.
>>46542650
Proofs?Tomb kangs?
>>46543062
>About to release lizardmen
>"JK! It's amazons :D"
>About to release tomb kangs
>"JK! It's nippon :v)"
>>46543062
Tomb keks are under the "undead" umbrella, like how all the roman factions are one aspect of the same main faction, with minor differences.
>>46543081
>>"JK! It's nippon :v)"
FUCKING NORMIES
TABLETOP PLAYERS
ARE
NOT
ALWAYS
WEEEEEEEEEBS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>46543062
I saw the tweet screencapped on /twg/
>>46541961
Nope he's supposed to be a completely "New" character.
>>46540369
Gondola is the most beautifulest mene in history.
>>46539740
The stories were completely shit anyway.
>>46543632
Yes, the one with the sigmarines are superior
>>46539740
Geneviève Dieudonné too. Although at least a version of her survives in Kim Newman's other books.
That said, I still run my Warhammer Fantasy games in the aftermath of the Storm of Chaos and assume Archaon got spawned for his failure, so in my happy little world everyone who should still be still alive is fine.
>>46539795
The UK has been a welfare state since the 40s mate. Keep up, yeah?
>>46543651
Never said that, but Gotrek and Felix books sucked.
They had repeated the same joke over and over.
>>46539740
why are some books getting so fucking expensive.
why does black library not just reprint shit
>>46543784
Getting spawned is a reward though.
>>46545625
Why?
>>46545648
Chaos gods reward their followers with mutations, and when your body can't handle the mutations anymore, you turn into a spawn. That's why chaos warriors want to become daemon princes.
>>46543480
Wow, that is the worst writing I've seen in a long while. I'm not even talking about character mangling, I mean just on a fucking technical level. This is "bad YA novel you buy for $4" tier.
>>46545686
so its just chaos bantz?
>>46543784
>Geneviève Dieudonné
Jack Yeovitch wrote her so well, shes mah vampfu bruh. Also in her books he mentions a cat person bardtender who serves them spoiled wine on accident
