So, which is more powerful. Hulkamania or a waaagh?
>>46528737
Whatamania? Why did you post a picture of a blurry crowd?
>>46528737
Orks didn't kill Gawker
Waaghs win wars
Pre NWO Hulkamania could destroy planets.
>>46528737
NEITHER! MACHO MADNESS IS THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE! OOOOOOO YEAH!
>>46528737
WELL LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER! IT DON’T MATTER JACK DUDE IF YOU’RE AN ORK ARMY OR IF YOU’RE ON A CYCLE OF ENDLESS WAAAGH OR IF WE'RE VASTLY OUTNUMBERED BY YOU BROTHER, ‘CAUSE WHATEVER YOUR PLAN IS MAN, IT’S GONNA FAIL! ME AND MY CREW AND THE MILLIONS OF HULKMANIACS ARE GONNA MAKE SURE OF THAT JACK, ‘CAUSE IN THE END YOU’RE NOT EVEN ALIVE! YOU’RE JUST A BIOLOGICAL KNOCK-OFF, BROTHER, AND KNOCK-OFFS CAN'T BEAT ORIGINALS! THIS SUNDAY, WHEN ME AND MY CREW AND THE MILLIONS OF HULKMANIACS AAAAALL AROUND THE GALAXY GET YOU RIGHT WHERE WE WANT YOU, WHEN I UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE 24-INCH PLASMA PYTHONS BROTHER, WHEN I GIVE YOU A SOUL-SHATTERING LEG DROP THAT WILL SHAKE THE VERY WARP, THEN AAAAALL THE GESTALT PSYCHIC FIELDS IN THE UNIVERSE ARE NOT GONNA BE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO ANSWER THE BIG QUESTION… WHATCHA GONNA DO, GREENSKINS?! WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN HULKMANIA, RUNS RENEGADE ON YOU?!
>>46529406
I don't like brothers, Brother
>>46529406
HE IS A REAL IMPERIAL
FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF MAN
FIGHT FOR HIS LIFE, FOR FOR WHAT'S RIGHT!
I'm fairly certain The Ultimate Warrior is a walking human WAAAAAAGH and Hogan beat him once....so Hogan.
Next question, Big Poppa Pump with all the roids he could ever want versus a marine out of his armor.....who can lift more?
>>46529663
>I'm fairly certain The Ultimate Warrior is a walking human WAAAAAAGH
I would think that he was more walking combat stims
>>46529257
BEST THERE IS PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE, YEAH
>>46528737
hogan is a cunt
>universe where Hulkamania is a potent virus that infects billions and allows Hulk and his Hulkmaniacs to conquer the milky way
Sign me up.
>>46530621
Go to bed Denton.
>>46530621
Gawker employee detected.
>>46530899
Conversions when?!
>>46529406
>>46529257
God damn it
I read them in their voices
>>46531020
yeah I know hah hah
>>46530899
If you don't catch hulkamania you'll probably come down with a case of macho madness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7SI_fLNo3c&nohtml5=False
>>46531100
ONE SHINING STAR IN THE NIGHT, BRIGHTER THAN ALL THE OTHER 1S!!
The Power of The Warrior >>>> ALL
>>46531100
In the Grim Darkness of the 41st millennium there is only war.....but the beat goes on.
Chaos, enough is ENOUGH. How much more do you want from me? First, you take away my planet.....then you bring out this idiot Abaddon. And let me tell ya....as I was sitting in that shower with the cold water flowing over my head and the blood circling the drain.....I started thinking a little bit about what Mankind was.
Well Mankind is an entertaining son-of-a-gun. Mankind is a pretty damn good author. Mankind is one tough SOB, and Mankind is one hell of a psyker. So it saddens me to say that after the beating you gave me on Cadia one thing Mankind is not......is ready to face you in a Apocalypse game on Monday night.
You are without a doubt gods, you are without a doubt the strongest faction in the game right now. And Mankind is in some ways, as you said, nothing more than a beaten up and pathetic fool. But I think the 40k fans deserve a substitute in that skirmish. What I'm gonna do, Chaos Undivided, is I'm gonna name that substitute. If fact I think you know the guy....
AND I THINK YOU KNOW HIM PRETTY DAMN WELL! His name is Cactus Jack! And his first official act as part of the Imperium is to kick your teeth all over the Eye of Terror!
>>46532030
>you will never be in a game with Mick Foley at the table
Seriously, he just seems like he'd be crazy fun to play with.
We already have VIDEO FOOTAGE on Hulkamania being stronger than a WAAAGH!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Nox4gwLBo
>>46529406
Hulk is too pure for our world
>>46532083
Human Barbarian with a +3 Vicious garbage can lid and a +5 Sock of Paralyzation, 17 CHA/22 CON/ 6 DEX
>>46532143
>using the Action Force version of the song instead of the REAL one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc8mVs2H4Vc
>>46528737
>hitting orks under the influence of a WAAAAAGH only makes them stronger
>hitting the Hulkster only makes him stronger
Hulk Hogan and the Warboss both become planet-sized and most of the galaxy is destroyed as collateral damage.
the fight ends when Hulk misses a shooting star press and accidentally body slams the Eye of Terror shut.
Emperor Hogan then reforms the Imperial Creed around the core tenets of Rigorous Training, Saying Prayers, Eating Vitamins and Believing In Yourself, ushering in a new age of prosperity and peace in the galaxy.
but in the Warp, the universe's most feared Tag-Team Champions hatch a cunning, brutal plan for a rematch...
Now, ya gotta make sho yore done ready fer uh hullabaloo thath gonna make da eye uh terrah look like a ballroom waltz. You kin lead uh ork tuh wata, but you ain't gonna make 'em drink, I tell you that fuh sho. I tell you what, that emprah uh mankind can't hold uh candle tuh the powah uh chaos. Ya got'cher Khorn and he wanth them blood....them....them bleed'n guys. Then Yuh got Sandals or whateva wit the weird boobie women doing thtuff to blow yo mind! There's otherth to, but who got time to lithen to all thith when you kin thee for yaself by give'n tuh chaos.
>>46533268
>Then Yuh got Sandals or whateva wit the weird boobie women
>>46530904
>>46530972
Hogan would bitch and moan to vince until he got his way and then he did this www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIuDTDymsSo
>>46533464
>video didn't even embed properly
HA
>defending hogan ever
Watching OSW Review opened my eyes to how much of a fucking asshole he was.
>>46529406
Read in his glorious voice.
>>46530621
How does it feel to be the wrongest person in wrong town?
>>46533652
IT'S NOW BECOME A CANCER CREEPIN INTO YOUR MIND YOU PHONY BALONEY JABRONI
>>46533701
how does it feel to like a man that never put anyone else over and hogged the spotlight?
>>46533701
Hogan is a cunt and will all ways be a fucking cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4FZZhGPmLE&nohtml5=False
>>46533792
Austin had the right idea
>>46532143
>>46533792
>>46533608
>>46533464
stop shitposting, Ultimate Warrior.
you're supposed to be dead
>>46534111
>>46534111
I can't wait for the day he dies.
>>46533732
>how does it feel to like a Champ
Damn good
Hulk Hogan has creative control so if he's in a fight, he's going to win it.
It's how the Horus Heresy ended. Horus beat Sanguinius, then Hulk Hogan came out and challenged Horus. Horus decided to accept for no real reason and Hogan squashed him.
Vince Russo becomes GW new Codex writer, how many months before it implodes?
Fools, Hulkmania IS a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGhhhh the greatest WAAAAGGHH ever known.
>>46534807
>Russo
NO FUCK NO NOPE NOPE NOPE!
>>46534799
why did Hogan have creative control?
>>46529045
This comment isn't appreciated enough.
>>46535214
Well, he was without a doubt the most famous and profitable wrestler ever for a while. Whatever he said, went, and Hogan didn't like to lose.
>>46529191
/thread
>>46528737
>hulkamania
>waaargh
>implying there's a difference
Da Hulkster proclaims this to now be a Warhammer Quest thread.
>>46532985
Now that's a Creed I would volunteer to be a Commissar for. Hulk-Emperor of Mankind when?
>>46535897
Fuck that. We're now going to make an entire wrestling fed out of 40k so we're going to need
>gimmicks
>stables
>signature moves
>intro music
>>46536157
NWO has to be the Chaos gods
relevant
>>46532030
You know, I read this in Mankind's voice.
>>46530621
>>46536734
STEVE, What BAR is Slaanesh?
>>46536767
Slaanesh is...
A bottle of Heinz EZ Squirt Funky Purple Ketchup!
>>46536862
Good one Steve I had...
Bubble bitz Grape Candy
BUT CAN THEY STAND UP THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH!?
>tfw Hogan fucked Gawker with literally cuck porn
>>46536175
D-generation X are Gork and Mork.
>>46537432
Whose Chyna or New Age OutlawzOr that other guy
>>46531751
This whole thread is making me imagine the entire 40k setting as a wrestling league storyline plus meta.
>>46537469
I think there is several wrestling leagues.
>>46537469
>heresy
...but I'll allow it.
>>46537469
Horus is Seth Rollins
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY ALL PRIMARCHES ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE-ON-ONE WITH ANOTHER PRIMARCH, YOU GOT A 50-50 CHANCE OF WINNIN'. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK, AND I'M NOT NORMAL, SO YOU GOT A 25% CHANCE AT BEST AT BEATIN' ME! AND THEN YOU ADD LORGAR TO THE MIX? YOUR CHANCES OF WINNIN' DRASTICALLY GO DOWN. SEE THE SIEGE, AT THE BATTLE OF TERRA, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNIN'. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, CAUSE LORGAR KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME, AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO, ROBOUTE, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNIN' AT THE BATTLE OF TERRA! BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75 PERCENT CHANCE AT WINNIN', IF WE WAS TO GO ONE-ON-ONE, AND TO ADD 66 2/3 CHANCE PERCENTS, I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNIN AT THE BATTLE OF TERRA! SEE ROBOUTE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE BATTLE OF TERRA!
>>46538329
>That time were Vulkan said the N-word in a prefight banter video
I thought he was a cool dude.
>>46538426
He did regret it immediately after, he just got worked into a shoot by Horus. Speaking of which, does anybody remember when Konrad Cruze had a surfer gimmick?
>>46529257
The material components are more expensive though. Where is the average party going to get a thousand dreamcasts?
>>46528737
the power of positivity
>>46533608
given how most interviews with guys from the 80s & early 90s seem to paint everyone but the undertaker & dusty as a dick i don't see your point
FFFFFFINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE CALIBAN SYSTEM
>>46530621
>>46533464
>>46533792
>>46533732
>>46533608
>that realization that smarks are really the SJWs of the pro wrestling fandom
