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Montréal-3 is currently experiencing a heat wave. Residents advised to stay out of the sun and visit air-conditioned public cooling centres.
[Anna] Wow! Her house is so big! There's even a pool!
[Rachel] Maybe we should skip the dinner and go straight for the pool, what do you think Major?
It's been a while since I last since Elizabeth. I hope she's doing okay.
I wonder why they invited you though, you'll be the only guy there.
>>46524055
And skip the wine? Where's your manners?
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>Angel rolling
YAY! Angels coming.
>>46524173
In a tone that isn't quite sure whether it's happy or sarcastic, "Lucky me."
>>46524173
Do we know who was invited?
Why don't we knock to see if it's the case.
>>46524055
Now now Anna, Elizabeth and her sister worked hard on our meal, I think it would be quite rude to blow them off as it were.
>>46524173
Yeah, same here.
>Though, I think I have an idea as to why.
>>46524055
But...I didn't bring swimming trunks! Can't we just do regular stuff?
>>46524173
Must be my charming personality. I'm honestly surprised; I'm going to stand out like a sore thumb.
>Left the Eileens during a critical time of existential crisis to go hang out at the pool
I know I'm not the only one with second thoughts about this.
>>46524173
I think Sophie wants to keep an eye on me until the paperwork is done.
>>46524296
It'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. She's in one of the most secure places in Montreal-3, guarded by top of the line security and a sassy black psychiatrist.
Like, really, what could go wrong?
>>46524345
Its not everyone else I'm worried about; its her. Also, while the psych does appear to be black, she does not seem to be sassy.
On a third note
>trip
Literally why.
>>46524296
I really don't think we had a choice. Besides, what's the major going to do during their meeting, shout "I better not roll a 1. Head pats for everyone!" while the Eileens figure out who they are to each other?
>>46524384
Judging by her reactions when we broke the news to her, she already felt betrayed and like we didn;t care about her. Fucking off for a party isn't the best way to reaffirm her confidence in us as a parent-figure.
But the die's already cast, so we'll see what happens. At least Anna won;t be pissed off that we missed her party.
>>46524380
I'm sure Nerv's response teams are fast enough to act if something goes wrong. Not gonna lie though, the Psych Head seems beyond sensible and professional considering where she's working at.
Also, I am going to namefag I might as well go all the way it it.
>>46524182
Oh! You're right, never skip alcohol.
>>46524217
>>46524244
>>46524288
Yeah, we should stop speculating and knock. As our french ancestors once said ''Omelette, rinser abondement jusqu'à ce que l'eau soit claire.''
[Anna]
>What does it mean?
[Rachel]
You'll understand when you grow older, you'll see.
>>46524485
I speak french and i don't understand either anna, don't worry.
>>46524485
ooc:
>Omelette, employer contribution rinse until the water runs clear
Will I understand this when I grow older?
>>46524485
OOC:
>Omelette, rinser abondement jusqu'à ce que l'eau soit claire.
Translations anyone?
[As soon as you reach the porch Sophie opens the door looking somewhat mad.]
Can't you be on time for once in you life Major? We're all waiting for you.
Hey Rachel.
[She smiles]
Hey Anna! You're looking cute today.
>>46524485
Anyone fluent in French ITT? I'm learning it, but aside from something being abandoned due to water I've not a clue. Probably a google translate attempt at something like "drop everything and go for the alcohol", but idk.
>>46524610
>>46524586
you were not far,
Omelette, rinse until the water runs clear.
If it's an expression i've never heard it before.
>>46524631
Haha, yeah sorry about that. I'll apologize to Elizabeth as soon as I get in.
I got the wine though, it should go perfect with your chicken.
>>46524631
Nice clothes by the way,it's the first time i see you without your uniform.
>>46524710And I wouldn't mind seeing you out of it a little more often.
How's Elizabeth been?
Je ne comprends pas parce que mon francais est merde.
>Passage allagedly in french
>No french speakers ITT understand it
Is this another ARG segment?
>>46524631
Oh Sophie, you know the business. There's always something to look after. I'm glad to be here though, thanks for hosting. Here's some wine.
>>46524746
i think cag is just bad with french, it really doesnt mean anything...
>>46524631
(See through? Oh my, thats lewd. Sophies so cute and she spends more than half the time pissed off at major anon)
>>46524631
Hi Sophie, you look really different without your uniform, in a good way. Sorry about the tardiness. I really wish I could have gotten here earlier, but here's some wine to make up for it. Premium stuff!
Reminder we left both Eileen's behind.
>>46524845
I think they needed some time alone, and the psy will call us if there is anything.
But we should make a call during the evening just to be sure.
>>46524678
>>46524761
>>46524828
[She takes both of you wine bottles]
Thank you. Though I'm not surprised you wouldn't forget the alcohol.
>>46524710
...
You can come in. Don't break anything.
>>46524810
This. I think the earlier dialouge is only because the QM secretly only knows how to write Sophie when she's pissed off by our shenanigans.
>>46524887
Just as long as neither of them go full-blown "1-800 Choke-dat-Ho", then I'm fine with that
>>46524845
>>46524887
We can leave early.
>>46524924
>Thank you. Though I'm not surprised you wouldn't forget the alcohol.
"Uhh... You're welcome?
>>46524924
>Thank you. Though I'm not surprised you wouldn't forget the alcohol.
>You can come in. Don't break anything.
Oh, she got bantz. Lets go in and see who else is there already.
>>46524924>Black under whitePoor Sohpie, she will never have a chance with Rachel around.
>>46524924
Only thing I'll break is the bank.
Still probably a good idea you're taking both bottles from me.
>>46524924
Well, it is a good occasion for it.
Hey now, I may be a drunkard half of the week but that doesn't mean I'm completely irresponsible.
>>46524975
Its swimwear. She 'aint out of the Major Anonb Owl yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puTri1dQq5c
[You all enter Sophie's house. It's comfy, with a rustic feeling. Elizabeth is in the kitchen cooking the meal and the computer scientist which you don't remember the name there too.]
>>46525153
Well, at least we're not the only guy.
>>46525153
now this is home!
light years ahead of mine
>>46525153
The male computer tech? I don't think we ever got his name.
>say hello
>especially to Elizabeth
Nice place, Sophie.
>also, is Florence showing up? She and Anna are kind of friends now, right?
>>46524924
>>46524956
>>46525153
To Rachel: I am not the only guy here. Now I feel cheated.
Major! I'm so happy to see you!
It's been too long. How have you been?
>>46525153
[quietly feel guilty about leaving Eileens]
>>46525255
Busy saving the world and misbehaving. I don't think Sophie approves.
How about you? How are you doing?
>>46525255
>>46525259Do not mention angels or the dead
>>46525255>the smiling face of a woman who lost everything because of usWe ate before we got here, right?
>>46525255
Oh, Elisabeth! It's been far to long.
I've been great, especially since expedition. How's life been treating you as of late?
>>46525255
I've been about as you might expect. Work takes up a lot of my time, and I can't visit friends too often. It's great to see you though.
Nice place, a lot more comfy than mine. Poor Eileen has to put up with a lot of emptiness at my home.
>>46525255
protocol, indescriably horrifing protocol everywhere
we are all good though
>>46525332
OOC:I suddenly feel pretty uncomfortable being here for a variety of reasons, all related to Elizabeth.
>>46525429
>[guilt intensifies]
>>46525429
I don't think it's our fault her husband died, but it's partly our fault David died yeah.
>>46525259
Yeah it was our father's house. There's lot of memories here.
>>46525306
>>46525363
Well... let's say I've been better. But I've got my sister with me and she's helping me a lot go through this.
>>46525386
>>46525389
I know, I feel really guilty being here while you all work so hard.
Why are you so late? Did something happen?
>>46525526
work is a harsh mistress...
the last battle made a meter and half mountain of paperwork, no joke!
>>46525526
It's nothing you need to worry about, things are just uncomfortable with Eileen. I think I said something I shouldn't have. She said she wanted some time for herself.
>>46525526
>Why are you so late? Did something happen?
Don't worry about it. Just boring paperwork stuff.Avoid talking about the Eileens for now.
>>46525526If she know
The vice-commander decide that Both Eileen should know about each other this morning.
I had to arrange that before coming.
It's fine to tell her why we were late as long as we don't spill the secrets guys.
Hey Major. It's the first time we see each other outside of work, right?
>>46525526
I had an unpleasant talk with Eileen. I handled it poorly.
Our vice-commander is a dick, by the way.
>>46525526
A slight emergency came up. We had an introduction forced on us...but that can wait until later.
Well, you look well. Is there anything we can do to help or should we stay out of the way in the kitchen?
[to computer tech]
I don't think we've actually met met outside of the job.
>>46525680
yeah, then again, when they let us go?
>>46525680
Heyyyy ... computer gu- Mhh hmm
Yes, it's the first time. Let's hope it's not the last!
>>46525680
Yeah, I guess so. But you know how hard it can be to get off the bridge sometimes.
>hold out hand to shake
We're all off duty; you don't have to address me my rank if you don;t want to. Just call meMajor.
>>46525680>Computer tech 2
>We never gave him a name
>It should be fine since we don't have a name either.Looks like his name is Seth
Hey Seth, glad I won't be the only guy here. Thank you for your hard work every day.
>>46525680
H-hey Seth.
Huh, Sophie where's the bathroom?
>In that corridor, last door to the right
Okay I'll be real quick.
[And she's really quick, she almost ran.]
>>46525813
well, shit
something aint right
>>46525813Whats with Rachel?
>>46525630
No, she does not know. Stop that.
>>46525813
Brace yourselves, plot incoming
>>46525680
Good to actually meet you when we're not sweating profusely
>>46525813
[sweat produsely]
>>46525813
[Standing incomfortably next to the other guy intensifies.]
>>46525813
That look of disgust
>>46525813
>>46525813
HOW ABOUT SOME WINE
>>46525915
Maybe she is just feeling a little sick? She isn't healthy enough to go back to her duties afterall.
>>46525957
We can't start drinking already Major! We are among our subordinates here!
Daily reminder that Evangelion VS Godzilla is apparantly happening.
http://shin-godzilla.jp/gvse/
>>46525813
morning sickness?
>>46525813Does Rachel have hots for Seth? Please no, QM, please no!
>>46525991
will shinji get bight-slapped or prebight-slapped?
>>46526050That's not the look a woman throws to a guy she has the hots for. Quite the contrary actually.
Now go forth and conquer the ladies with that newfound knowledge!
Are we going to decide on a name at last?
Option 1: Major
Option 2: major
Option 3: M____ajor
>>46526050
>>46525813
>>46525915
She is probably just not feeling well, she was beat up pretty badly in that crash and is still recovering.If she takes a while just have Anna knock on the door
>>46525813
PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT
>>46525889
>>46526113
She's not THAT stacked.
>>46524634
Literally starting to learn French next week.
>>46525991
Japan leads to the weirdest and best crossovers
>>46526104
How about Maj. Bismark?
>>46526104
Jokes aside, it wouldn't be right to go by anything other than Major Anon. This is 4chan, after all.
>>46526148
No, not THAT plot you dunce!
Plot as in "Shit's about to start happening"
>>46526164
That's a pretty weighty name, I don't think we deserve it.
[Elizabeth]
>>46525600
I have no trouble believing you. You should see the R&D offices sometimes, it's a fire hazard having so much paper around.
>>46525630
>>46525601
>>46525725
Kids, right? Even if we fought sometimes, David always came back to apologize. [After a small, uncomfortable silence, she returns to the kitchen. You're pretty sure she was holding her tears back.]
[Seth]
>>46525813
Hey Rachel! You look gorge-- There she goes. It seems this girl is always running. [He laughs]
>>46525739
You're right! I've been working for 2 weeks straight. This is my first day off for Christ's sake!
>[Anna] Hey don't swear!
Oh right. Sorry.
>>46525777
[He shakes your hand] You can call me Seth, by the way.
>>46525800
Yeah I was afraid I'd be stuck with all these beautiful ladies all for myself! Ahaha!
>>46524634
It doesn't mean anything. It's certainly not an actual French saying.
"Omelet, rinse abundantly until the water is clear."
>>46526198
>>46525680>tfw that dude is gorgeous
He's evil right? cuz I found my husbando.
>>46526198
R&D? sorry to bring work but all going well there? i mean had you all coped up with thos plug upgrades
>>46526164
>>46526104
We are The Major. Nothing else.
>>46526198
>mentions david like is nothing
i dont like him at all
>>46526306
That was Elizabeth talking. She left after for the kitchen after bringing it up.
>>46526306
That was Elizabeth mentioning him.
No talk about kids, EVAs, Angels, Dead people, and limited talk about work around Elizabeth.
>>46526198
[Small talk mode engaged]
Ahaha, in that case, sorry for ruining your good luck. This place really is something though, the sisters are lucky. With this heat recently maybe I should spread some funding towards better housing.
Anna, could you check on Rachel real quick for me?
>>46526306That was Elizabeth talking, look for the brackets.
>>46526198
He is connected to Dave somehow.
>>46526346
I like everything you said.
>>46526344
>>46526346
>>46526327
following this quest as an eurofag is suffering
>>46526381
I know your pain, but its worth it.
>>46526346
>>46526198
Don't let Sophie hear I said that though, she doesn't take my jokes too well.
>>46526198
Hey, I heard a rumor that some of the Magi maintenance staff left the job suddenly. Have you heard anything about it?Checking if us offing the maintenance chief was covered up.
>>46526381
It's not that late yet.Unless you're an East Eurofag, you fuckin Slav
>>46526401
sleep is for the weak, brother
>>46526346
Why don't YOU go check on her? I've got LOTS of things to talk about with Seth.
Seth! Can you explain to me how we can hear you so clearly when we're in the Eva? It's really amazing how- [She's really working her hardest to sound interested, but you know better.]
>>46526530
Ugh, uh, okay. Fine.
>>46526530
Headpat and play with her hair as we head off to rach~
>>46526530
Sigh and go check on her ourselves.>>46526561
Stop posting
>>46526530
Was thinking it might be the lady trouble, which is awkward to talk about as a man... which am I doing right now... nevermind, I will get us some snacks or something.
>>46526561
Stop that shit, motherfucker.
>>46526561
>>46526530
Rachel? Are you okay?
>>46526561
No.
>>46526530
We'll leave you to it then.
[we need to do right by her via beer]
>>46526530
In the bathroom? That's kind of inappropriate. I'll just knock instead.
>>46526561
NO
>>46526530
"You're my hero."
>>46526561
[For a brief instant you look each other in the eyes. You understand quite clearly that with this gesture, you've declared the hostilities open.]
>>46526703
OOC:wat
>>46526703
Well, fuck.
>>46526703
The evening will be fun...oh well, lets go to the bathroom...
>>46526703
OH NO!
>>46526703
Fine then Anna.
>>46526703
"We're getting you a beer later, so don't get feisty."
>>46526552
>>46526561
>>46526577
>>46526588
>>46526645
>>46526648
>>46526657
>>46526699
>>46526757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFu2Au36Gmk&
[You head to the bathroom. After saying Rachel's name a couple of times, you softly knock on the door. Since it wasn't totally closed, it opens and slowly reveals Rachel halfway out the window.]
>>46526819
"What"
Close the door behind us.
>>46526819
what the hell?!
>>46526819
Woah, woah, what the fuck! Get back there!
>>46526819
Cough audibly.
>>46526819
That eager to head to the pool?
>>46526703
>>46526561
Motherfucker.
>>46526819
"Oh come on, you're not gonna leave me alone here are you?"
>>46526819
You're still recovering. I'm not sure this is the best idea.
>>46526819
...
...
...
We can go swimming later Rachel.
>>46526703
GODDAMN AUTIST HEADPATS
>>46526819
You always dash before you dine?
>>46526530
[distant choo choo]
>>46526836
>>46526842
>>46526843
>>46526849
>>46526854
>>46526857
>>46526861
>>46526866
Shush! They'll hear you! [She locks the door.]
Look I know this look bad, let me explain. It's this guy, Seth. I can't stand him.
[She looks away]
Okay. We slept together. Once! It was bad. I never called him back but he did, several times. Even though I told him it was a one-night thing! Can you believe it? I think he's in love with me.
>>46527006
OOC:GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!
>>46527006
so thats what happening
>>46527006
And unrequited love makes you flee through windows?
Good thing we have a whole psychology dept!
>>46527006
"That's it? I was worried it was something really bad. Look, I wouldn't worry about it. Just stick close. He won't bother you if you're with me. Its Guy Code."
>>46527031Yes, women have sex. I know, shocking.
>>46527006
You've flown against monsters from space in UN funded rust buckets and are afraid to deal with Seth? Come on back to dinner, I'll get your six.
>>46527006
That's not something you have to worry about. Just don't freak out so much. Keep your cool. And if he can't take a 'no' then he's got another thing coming. I can't have my people spooked by schoolyard drama. Pull yourself together.
And give me a ring when you feel troubled like this. It's my job to keep you going. And I will do anything I can to make sure you can feel safe, in the field, and on base.
>>46527031>Being surprised that someone like CAG has slept with other people before.
Sophie on the other hand is pure beyond a doubt.
>>46527099
Goddamnit autism
>>46527149inb4 Sophie has 3 kids
>>46527006
Look, you don't need to chat him up. Just bear with it.
>>46527149
maybe that's why she's angry all the time...
>>46526286
>Och
Oh, shit, I forgot I said I'd do a list for the Angels.http://pastebin.com/fkS0napj
Did this one mostly off of memory. Did I forget anything? Should anything else be added?
>>46527191
Sounds like we've got work to do.
>>46527060Maybe i'm delusional to automatically assume the resident fan favorite girl was a virgin. Maybe its just wishful thinking.
>>46527006
You want me to call our other computer tech and have her cook up some pretext for Seth to come back urgently?
>>46527222plus, i think we actually did it with her
>>46527006
I've slept with everyone in that room, and I'm fine. That's a joke, by the way.
>>46527259
OOC: it was a dream.
>>46527233
>sending another guy back to work on his off day with a bullshit excuse because it makes your gif uncomfortable to be around him
ISHIGGY
>>46527099
>Pull yourself together.
This is sort of a humorous thing, we don't need to get serious on her.
>>46527006
>maybe you should use this evening to show him that you're not interested? it will be awkward when you come back on the team if it stays that way.
>>46527222/r9k/->
Joking aside this is Eva quest. And she's probably closest to Kaji or Misato.
>>46527282
Hey, being in Eva fiction is suffering.
>>46527039
Yeah I have trouble dealing with this stuff. I'm sure you have your share of problems too.
>>46527034
>>46527049
>>46527099
Oh my! My knight in shining armour. Do I need to give you a used tissue or something? But seriously, I know. I'm being childish right now.
You're right we should get back.
>>46527233
Oh no that's alright. The poor guy didn't have any day off for weeks, you heard him.
>>46527262
Really? Both sisters at the same time? Why didn't you call me?
>>46527306
Being an adult and solve my problems the right way? Who do you take me for, Major?
>>46527318Is it so wrong to believe there is at least ONE adult NERV agent that hasn't slept with at least three separate people?
>>46527397
sheesh, allright
here a idea get all clingy on me like all girlfriend thing! if he doesnt get the idea we actually recruited a neutron star
>>46527397
Let's just get back. I don't want everyone to think I killed you and hid your body.
Oh wow, I finally got to read one of these threads in progress! Shame I have to leave in an hour.
I made some fanart! Sort of!
>>46527470No, seriously, is Major literally the ONLY virgin in all of NERV?
>>46527397
I'm no relationship expert, but I imagine he won't bring it up if you won't bring it up.
In other news I might have managed to alienated Anna in past five minutes.
>>46527547
is the major virgin?
>>46527517
And this!
>>46527573
He is the collective will of every anon here. This should be a given
>>46527438Most people have had sex Major.
>>46527397
I'd rather deal with the awkwardness between you two than trying to get Anna and Sophie to trust me when I say I didn't ruin things.
>>46527471Why do you think this is a good thing to say?
>>46527547The Major is not a virgin. What are you on about?
>>46527517
>>46527574
gud work anon
>>46527552
And we worked so hard to get our points back up with her.
Fuck you, headpat anon.
>>46527517
>>46527574Dat's nice, maen.
>>46527397
>Why didn't you call me?
*waggles eyebrows*
>>46524008
I was nice last time, not this time, put quest in the title so my filter catches you asshole.
>>46527397
>Oh no that's alright. The poor guy didn't have any day off for weeks, you heard him.
You're a better person than I am.
I can at least sit next to you. If Anna takes the other side, you'll have at least one person between you and him at all times, if that helps.
>>46527611
>>46527552
No, she wants to get us and Rachel together and is trying her tricks. We responded to her being annoying by being annoying. No need to over-analyze things.
>>46527665
We treated her as a child in front of the man she tries to get, well, friendly with. Hell has no fury ...
>>46527640
Oh, c'mon, can't blame her, Seth is kind of hot.
>>46527652
Is your hobby checking the catalog regularly for any threads you don't like?
>>46527705
I use the catalog all the time, not just to look for quest threads that dont put quest in the title.
[You both head back to the dining room. Everyone is seated making small talk.]
>>46527700
>"She's really working her hardest to sound interested, but you know better"
>Cat face
>OP using a unpopular response in a humorous way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFu2Au36Gmk
>>46527652
>>46527734
>not just taking two seconds to add another filter for "nerv bridge simulator"
In the time it took you to shitpost, you could have filtered this thread and never have to see another one ever again.
>>46527574
It's the "Système" which "principal", so it doesn't take an E.
"Normal" doesn't need translation, it's the same in French.
Also, it's not "en coursant" but "en course" or more likely just "course". Unless it's some kind of strange Québecois talk.
I'm sorry.
>>46527776
>not just taking two seconds to add "quest" to the title
It would not only save me time, but other anons who have a quest filter.
Honestly, I don't know why you guys don't just keep asking for a /quest/ board. It would keep people like me out of your hair, and you out of mine.
>>46527735
Just to tease cag i say we let her sit next to seth.
>>46527735
Sit next to Seth there, let Rachel sit on our other side. Give Seth a look if he notices the two of us come back together.
>>46527839
That's just mean, anon.
>>46527735
Sit between Rachel and Seth and distract him with small talk. Possibly >>46526441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdsmzzfb3Yo
You're finally back!
What happened? I can't find out why both of you would lock the bathroom door and stay there for a while...
Is everything okay? Huh, Major?
>>46527779
Not at all, I did very poorly in French and was expecting to be corrected within 30 seconds, haha.
I could have sworn système was feminine, that was always a huge issue with me in high school. I still have the xcf so I'll probably fix it, not like I have anything better to do.
>"Normal" doesn't need translation, it's the same in French.
I know, but when you grow up in Anglophone Canada you get the impression that French often just makes things difficult for the sake of being difficult. So I had to change it to something different from the English, it's kind of meant to be a joke.
>Also, it's not "en coursant" but "en course" or more likely just "course". Unless it's some kind of strange Québecois talk.
Really? I thought the present participle/gerondif was the most appropriate analog to English gerund 'racing'.
>>46527877
Give her a grin. "You'll know when you're older."
>>46527877
Rachel blocked the toilet and she wanted to keep it secret, but i guess she's busted. right rachel?
>>46527877
Maybe Rachel will tell you later.
>>46527853
Giving looks is way unnecessary. Don't be hostile Major.
>>46527877
"Don't worry about it. Rachel was feeling a bit sick, she just needed to wash her face."
>>46527890
...
[She takes her sister's wine glass and quickly drinks it all.]
>>46527877
I had a *cough* fashion emergency. I cried in front of a mirror for a while, but I'm better now. Hey, did you make a birthday wish yet?
>>46527970
Oh boy.
>>46527970
"Im joking, She was just a little under the weather and needed to wash her face."
>>46527970
Wait, SHE'S ANNA'S SISTER?!
>>46528011
Elizabeth's sister.
>>46527970
Joking!
>>46528011
Elizabeth's.
>>46528011
No
She's the sister of our former R&D head.
>>46528011
Sophie and Elizabeth are sisters. Sophie has been taking care of Elizabeth.
>>46528025
>>46528010
It's rude to acknowledge secret love Major!
>>46527970
She said she doesn't drink at all.
Hoooo boy.
>>46528052
If everyone's an alcholic, than no-one is an alcoholic, only drinking the socially accepted amount.
>>46528025
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>>46528027
I am a moron. Sorry.
Stay strong comrads. Sophie may be cute, but pity for friendzoning is not a basis for true love.
>>46527879
>Really? I thought the present participle/gerondif was the most appropriate analog to English gerund 'racing'.
It would be "en courant
>>46528076
OOC: Hush, we're on the threesome route if I have anything to say about it. We gotta let Sophie get some serious sexual frustration as we wine and dine CAG, then bring up the idea of a threesome.
>>46527970
>Snatches liquor like Major
>Talks shit like major
>Dat see-through shirt
That's it. I'm caving.
>>46528088
That was my first choice, but I was told 'en coursant' was a more literal translation.
>>46528076
I'll never stop playing the Finance game.
>>46528102
>EVA
>Threesome
>>46527879
It would be "en courant", but it's more of a feeling I get as a native French speaker: it just looks strange. Even "lent" looks kinda strange as a translation, but I don't have a better idea and I'm missing context, so, yeah.
>>46528134
Everyone knows you have to masturbate over there comatose body first. Anna is further along the CAG route than us.
>>46528102
>threesome
Sophie is pure. Pure!
>>46528128
NOT BY A FRENCH SPEAKER YOU DIDN'T
[You're all having a good time, the food is great and wine keeps flowing until a power outage happens.]
[Elizabeth]
What's happening?
>>46528076
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>>46528161
Waifufags, please calm down.
>>46528174
"Don't say it. Don't say it. It's not what we all think it must be. It's not, it's not, godamnit, why is it happening every time I want to get drunk?!"
>>46528174
The power's gone out. No reason to worry, the back up generators will kick in any minute now.
>>46528174
I guess we should check the circuit breaker.Lets hope it's not an angel. We haven't even done the finance sheet yet.
>>46528174
"Did R&D try to re-enact Op. Yashima without me AGAIN?"
>>46528174
Adults, now would be a good time to secure arms, just as a precaution.
>>46528174
[Look out the window. If the blackout affects a large area, call HQ and request sitrep]
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>46528174
>Angel rolling
>>46528260
and it might be a good time to hit the deck.
>>46528174
Do you see light out there? Maybe it's the whole neighborhood?
Someone want to come with me to check the fuses?
>>46528260
This.
>>46528268
and we're dead
>>46528268
FOR
FUCK'S
SAKE
GO BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>46528174
These: >>46528260 >>46528275 just to be safe.
>>46528260That what I'm thinking, we should really buy a bullet-proof vest
>>46528268
ramiel is best girl
No need to get guns, we are just relaxing.
>>46528260
Is it bad that it took looking at the replies for me to realise that you meant getting weaponry and not linking arms and following the yellow brick road to Central Dogma?
>>46528369
>follow the path indicated in yellow
>follow the path indicated in yellow
>we're off to see the mainframe
>>46528464
Assuming we are Dorothy, and the wicked witch is the Vice-commander, who is the scarecrow?
>>46528464
>not going off to make canada okay again
>not paying attention to the Ophelia in the test tube
>>46528489
>Implying that Eileen isn't the witch
>>46528174
>dark
Since I'm going full Misato in real life let's do that in game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaXHdhRjA78
>>46528199
>>46528260
N- No need to panic yet, Maaajor. Power outages can happen without Angels you know??
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>>46528279
[Seth]
I can see lights outside. A whole bunch of them. But you're right, maybe we should check the circuit breakers anyway.
[Sophie]
Come, Maaajor. I'll show you where those damn circuit breakers are.
>>46528174
Did we bring a gun?
I hope we brought a gun.
>>46528645
Right, let's check 'em out.
>You have your gun handy right Sophie? In case something comes up?
OOC: Thank god nothing awful happened when I was out this time.
>>46528645
"I'm not alright with this. Rachel, stay with Anne, make sure she's alright. Sophie, take me to the breaker. Everybody else, stay alert, stay low, stay quiet."
>>46528645
This is going to be an adventure, I can tell.
>>46528704And now we reveal how paranoiac we are if there's nothing. But yeah, generally breakers don't generally toggle for nothing like that.
