>A crafty skeleton has seduced the queen
So you are say he boned her?
>>46513552
"From where I'm sitting, I can see you have ten fingers and a tongue. All the rest is gravy."
--Mary Callahan
>>46513570
>>46513552
>1 min between thread and reply.
>>46513552
I fail to see a problem here.
The queen was bound to take a lover sooner or later, and if she's boning a skeleton, there's no risk of bastards being produced.
>>46513552
Hope you skelebros enjoy your new Undead King being a total cuck. How can skeletons even COMPETE against BMC?
>>46513701
You obvious haven't been around the Skeleton Kings I've been around.
>>46513648
Check the unique poster count.
Skeletons keep getting past the gate guards. No one knows how the are doing it.
>>46513552
>tfw the skeleton belongs to the king
>at night the king's skeleton shakes off the mortal coil
>free of his fleshy prison, the king visits his wife
>the queen believes that she's cheating on the king with a charming skeleton
>that means she's much more excited than she ever would be for her husband
>the king keeps up the lie so he can satisfy his wife
>>46513734
Post pics.
I'm curious now.
>>46513767
Just passing through.
When he said it this was accurate. Figured I'd screencap it before it changed.
>>46513972
Here you go friend.
>>46514335
This is some pretty dank SkeleKing imagery.
Where is this from anon?
>>46514482
Dead King Quest.
Was pretty good, was pretty ballin with the descriptions, became the most beloved and effective ruler a the duchy of Tautila ever saw, even as a Skeleton, but sadly it died because Mors had some shit going on and couldn't continue or something.