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The sound of SecNav laughing is terror made manifest.
It starts abruptly; a single sharp snigger that snaps off from the vast bulk of Olympus. You feel it looming for long milliseconds, a chunk of cliff suspended in freefall - and then it slams into the rocky flanks with a hideous cacophony of rumbling rock as the earthslide begins. Something fell and terrible is breaking loose in SecNav's voice; years upon years of it, penned behind Professionalism and reinforced by Discipline, and now, at long last, it's freed. Shit rolls downhill, and the higher it starts, the faster it's moving when it hits the poor bastards below - and SecNav is second only to POTUS.
His laughter knows no cease nor pause - it simply thunders through your phone and around your office, echoing over the infinite miles. You sit, silent and frozen - to augur the meaning of this portent requires no tea leaves or pigeon guts.
Someone is *fucked.*
And that someone is quite likely *you.*
[ ] So now he can see what you've been putting up with? Right? RIGHT?
[ ] No. No no. It's okay. This can be salvaged. It's NOT AS BAD AS IT LOOKS.
[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>[ X ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
There is no escape.
>>46507628
[ X ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
inb4 planefag
>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46507628
>[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
If there is one thing I've leanred over my years it istha speaking in moments like these is usually a really bad idea.
[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>Hello Darkness, my old friend
>>46507628
>[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
I am under the impression that anything we say would only make it worse.
>>46507628
[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46507628
>[ ] So now he can see what you've been putting up with? Right? RIGHT?
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
We're going to take it, but we're going to take it VINDICATED.
>>46507628
>>[ X ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity
>>46507628
>Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
The captain goes down on his ship
>>46507628
It was a good run while it lasted, we're fucked.
[ x ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46507628
>[ ] No. No no. It's okay. This can be salvaged. It's NOT AS BAD AS IT LOOKS.
Settle is all about The Nile. He got it from his pet marine.
>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
Post inordinately pretty French boats.
>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
I want to go with the first option, but making excuses just doesn't seem very Settle. Even if they are in fact quite legitimate excuses.
>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46507810
Don't tell planefag how to run his wild ride.
>>46507628
>[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46507709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>46507813
What a showy slut.
>>46507628
>[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46507628
>[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>our soul when
hmm I can INDEED call it here.
>>46507628
>[ ] So now he can see what you've been putting up with? Right? RIGHT?
Time for the US Navy's specialty. "General Quarters, General Quarters, away all damage control parties!"
First for American Mogami when.
>>46507920
Fortuna glores miles?
>>46507936
>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity
>>46507957
whats with all these tripfags?
Big Mamie when?
>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
It will all be over soon enough.
>>46507936
c'mon step it up
>>46507984
I blame spacebattles.
>>46507957
Space Battles, please respect the board and take off the trip unless you're actively providing original content to the thread.
i.e. Don't be a asshole
>>46507628
[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46507984
That's what happens when you attract the attention of SB.
>>46507985
Big Mamie Beer when?
>>46507975
>>46507944
>comparing americans to dirty nips
I was going to be triggered, but then I saw you were mentioning a competent jap ship.
>>46508039
Well, that and it was literally the American response to the Mogami.
>>46507984
Fluf is an attention whore.
Armycorpsnursefag is a cool guy
and Warhound Is not ghostdivision so hes just a sb shitter
>>46508009
>>46508015
ahahahaha shit
>>46508031
nigga that beer is delicious
>>46508031
>USS Massachusetts has her own brand of beer
I don't....what
Will we have a fast posting thread again today? Faith in Planefag.
The April Fools one brought back a feeling I hadn't felt in ages in /tg/. Almost all the good quests have a glacial pace.
>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
votes called, by the way!
We gotta get us some of these.
>>46507628
>[x] So now he can see what you've been putting up with? Right? RIGHT?
"Welcome to my live."
>>46508099
Hey Neighbor! its tasty beer!
>>46508130
>Hey Neighbor
Mass. Please go.
>>46508115
>Strikers '89 panties on head
Why?
>>46508018
>>46508030
he's probably not from SB or at least doesn't post there frequently, I don't recognize his handle
>>46508118
What exactly are those, anyway?
>>46508184
Why not?
Fighter jets are for lewds anyway. Just like DDs.
>>46508195
Anti-aircraft rocket projectors
>>46508184
Because it's the only quest he's done.
>>46508254
Nope, shore bombardment rocket launchers.
>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>>46508204
Now I'm no fly boy but I've treated my fair share of them over the years and I'm pretty sure that if they could fighter pilots would marry their damn planes. It's actually kinda disturbing.
>>46508204
Except Merlin.
THIS IS THE END WE CHOSE.
>>46508031
>Big Mamie beer
>made by a Rhode Island brewing company
Heh.
Time for some guro.
>>46508317
Thanks Ron. You did warn us.
>>46508287
You do know what they call the "relief tube" piddle pack used for long flights, right?
If not, the AF term for it is "cocksucker."
Yeah, there's more than a LITTLE subtext there.
>>46508317
Dying for the Bongos.
It is a good pain.
Oh hey guys, sorry I'm late, what's going on in the threOHSHITNah, I fully expected a shitstorm today
>People want Massachusetts
You already have Bama and (maybe?) SoDak, you can't have the entire fucking class.
>>46508383
>Settle on a good day
If you mean after therebellion against the Neue Reichthen yes. We lack a glass of whisky though.
>>46507628
SECNAV huh? You should fuckin hang up.
>>46508335
You sick fuck.
got any more?
>>46508449
It is already too late.
It was always too late.
So we're going to bake cupcakes with Arizona.
I would have liked to fuck Christmas cakes, but this is fine too.
>>46508427
Well, there's always a good shot of torpedo juice on-base.
>>46508449
too late for that
>>46508418
>that fucking implied massive stern on Lexington
uuuuuuuunf
>Settle.png
>>46508418
EDSALL A CUTE! CUTE!
>>46508479
>wanting Ashigara
She's taken, mate.
>>46508418
Pacific and Warship Girls have the best designs.
>>46508462
Got a couple more somewhere from previous threads.
>>46508499
Tremendous displacement.
So's Kongou made a joke about Goto being a sharp-dessed man yet?
>>46508508
... This is oddly appropriate.
>>46508550
I'll drink to that.
>>46508557
40 plus thousand of it.
>>46508541
She is? I thought her thing was being alone, forever.
>>46508517
>>46508418
EDSALL IS CUTE!
SUPER CUTE!
CUTEST IN THE WORLD!
>>46508561
If he's sharply dressed, where's his Nanosuit?
>>46508478
Aw fuck
So, Shigure is on our list of ships to work on once we get the upgrade program up and running, right?
>>46508584
>lewding the Clemsons
worse than lewding Fletchers desu senpai
>>46508611
>>46508550
>>46508418
>>46508563
Case in point.
>>46508611
Why? We already have Ushio.
We just have to run her through a Iku training program.
>>46508611
>>46508580
see story of the Shiba Dog Admiral: http://safebooru.donmai.us/pools/7512
The story is SFW, though it being booru I still don't recommend opening at work.
>>46508541
If anyone deserves her, it's Yonehara.
>>46508684
This is what phones are for! I'll check it on that.
>Yonehara
That remains one of my favorite Rules.
>>46508615
NO LEWD. ONLY CUTE.
TOO CUTE.
>>46508383
Settle is more of a Yang type with some so-stupid-it's-brilliant Bittenfeld moments.
http://www.strawpoll.me/7300543
AKA, wow anon, didn't you try this already, and "check it out mom, I'm lying on the internet."
>>46508740
>That remains one of my favorite Rules.
Either I'm brainfarting or I missed something. What rule?
>>46508684
I'm glad you understand, mate.
>>46508580
Yonehara is the hero we need, Colonel
>>46508765
>Seducing fleet commanders for dummies
So THAT'S where Kongou left it.
Daily reminder.
>>46508638
Neater picture.
>>46508851
>I'm glad you understand, mate.
Shame she wasn't there to see him sword a goddamn Re. That show would have kicked her right in the hormones.
>refits
pic related.
>>46508924
Needs more donuts.
And does Ari have her tripod masts yet? Or is she still in her cage-mast build?
>>46508870
>>46508765
Wait a minute.
Yang was shot in the leg, and if it wasn't an artery shot, he might've been limp for the rest of the series.
It fits.
>>46508955
>still posting worst drawfag
>>46508947
Are you mad? If she saw that she'd never let Yosuke live it down. Just imagine how their daughter would've been; she's already hyped up as it is.
>>46508988
That's Catte?
>>46508820
It is entirely possible we are talking about two completely different things. Or, more likely, what I'm talking about has pulled it's Captain Yonehara from what you're talking about.
>Captcha, a stop sign is not a street name.
>>46508955
Doesn't' look like cage masts to me
>>46509052
yeah, I think
>>46508963
Damnit
I know the series is litterally twice as old as me, but spoilers man. I was most of the way thruu
>>46508811
>>46509052
>>46509069
No, that is not.
This is catte
>>46509106
Eh, if you don't know how he really died it doesn't count.
>>46509106
Then you haven't been spoiled that much. The series itself spoils it a couple episodes before.
There's another spoiler in this thread just as serious, don't look too much into it.
Why is it that my interpretation of the SecNav laughing is more along the lines of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHHwf7eAH0I
If I'm right, we just might get off with only a slap on the wrist.
>>46509176
>If I'm right, we just might get off with only a slap on the wrist.
Ha, HA.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
No.
>>46509176
Oh, my sweet summer child...you really have no idea, do you?
>>46509176
Well I know one thing is certain: we're not getting fired.
We're not getting the easy way out.
>>46509214
No, I don't. But a man can dream, can't he?
Whatever happened to that big mamie drawfag?
>>46509176
>If I'm right, we just might get off with only a slap on the wrist.
>>46509176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7edeOEuXdMU
>>46509131
catte is better desu
>>46509176
>If I'm right, we just might get off with only a slap on the wrist.
When the landslide has started, it's far too late for the pebbles to vote. There's no deflecting or dodging this, and you both know it. All you can do is wait - on pins and needles - for your fate to land. And SecNav KNOWS you know. When his wicked laughter finally ceases, no subsidiary chuckles follow in its wake. No aftershocks ruffle the dead, deep silence that follows. He simply sits there for almost a minute (as measured by your wall clock,) letting you sweat and sweat and sweat.
Without warning, there's a bright electronic beep, and then - “Mister Secretary?”
You start - the voice is new, and has a slight Chinese accent, of all things.
“Ambassador Tiankai!” SecNav says cheerfully. “How nice of *you* to call *me*! How can I help you?”
“Secretary, the public relations event your new ship is putting on is MOST irregular!” Tiankai objects. “I've had the PLAN ringing my phones off the hook for ten minutes, demanding I present a formal objection!”
“Oh, dear,” SecNav says in a trite tone. “What can I do to help?”
“In the face of our common enemy,” Tiankai says, as composed as possible, “a formal complaint would be damaging to the close alliance so vital to protecting the peoples of both our nations. Out of respect for your recent efforts, we'd like to offer you a chance to handle things quietly.”
>>46509247
New Macross, I am so disappointed in it, and it's only been going for 1 fucking episode.
>>46509176
No one encounters SecNav and emerges unscarred.
No one
“Handle what?” SecNav says innocently. “I mean, what, exactly, is 'irregular'?”
Your eyes wander away from the wall clock and back to your screen, where Essex is currently blushing redder than a fire engine and halfway through winding herself from head to toe in the drapes to shield herself from prying eyes as the comments fill with ever more ribald commentary. She works one hand out of her impromptu cocoon to point threateningly at the monitor with sharp little jabs as she sputters and fumes.
“-entirely undermines the confidence of the public in their ability to professionally execute their duties!” Tiankai is saying.
“Oh,” SecNav says, not hiding the disinterest in his voice. “So the Chinese public has a vested interest in the performance of American warships?”
To his credit, Tiankai's pause is barley longer than a hiccup. “The public's faith in the effectiveness of our joint operations-”
“The *public?*” SecNav cuts him off. “I was unaware the Party's policies were significantly concerned with the people's opinion.”
Tiankai audibly bristles, his voice singing like vibrating steel: “This buffoonery is doing real and tangible harm to our efforts to keep the domestic peace-”
“I don't see how that affects me,” SecNav replies, his voice almost thrumming with unholy glee. “It sounds like a domestic issue.”
“It affects YOU,” Tiankai snaps, “because YOUR ship is within a stone's throw of OUR coast!”
“So?” SecNav replies. “We've never entered Chinese territorial waters - we leave that to your own Coast Guard. What are you worried about?”
Well, let's remember that America has had shipgirls under its command for a grand total of three weeks, less than one of which was actually deployed. Sure SecNav totally has access to all the super-classified shit like the full story of LA from every angle and so on, but the sheer -crazy- of shipgirls is something that, until now,uncle sam has been able to shove off onto Goto's delicious broad shoulders.
>>46509274
But colonel, it's Ace Combat Zero in SPACE
>>46509267
... well this just got a lot worse.
>>46509293
Oh fuck are we about to be saved by way of "Fuck China"?
>>46509324
I think we are.
“This mockery will have repercussions,” he hisses, voice hot - he knows damn well he's being made a fool of. “It's not YOUR place to offer insults that your own President will have to take back!”
“Well,” SecNav says dismissively. “I guess it's a good thing this isn't a *formal* complaint, then.” With another crisp little beep! the call is terminated.
And then SecNav starts to giggle. *Giggle.* Like an evil little troll. You can almost see him rubbing his hands together, feet pulled up onto his chair.
[ ] CNO. Help. HELP. SAY SOMETHING.
[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509274
BREAKDANCE-FIGHTING MECHA.
>>46509293
>Navy trolling China
SecNav pls
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
ITS VISION IS BASED ON MOVEMENT
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509293
>Your eyes wander away from the wall clock and back to your screen, where Essex is currently blushing redder than a fire engine and halfway through winding herself from head to toe in the drapes to shield herself from prying eyes as the comments fill with ever more ribald commentary. She works one hand out of her impromptu cocoon to point threateningly at the monitor with sharp little jabs as she sputters and fumes.
She's like some kind of PR angel.
>>46509337
>[X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509337
>[X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509298
As much as I am appreciating that. I am not liking the fact that the music seems to have become less of a supporting thing and more of a "magical girl" thing bothers me, maybe more than it should but it's really bothering me.
>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
Play solitaire or some shit.
>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
I'm not YUUSHA enough for this
>>46509337
>[x] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
I think our little shitshow set something in motion in the background and SecNav is just THAT excited. I HOPE.
>>46509337
> [X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
Mmmm, those delicious Mainlander tears.
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
oh jesus.
I'm terrified but also laughing my ass off because fuck china
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
Well... we fucked.
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
Inhale the madness.
We're so low in SAN, every point of Navy Mythos we gain is a pure win.
>>46509337
>[X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
MAYBE IF WE PRETEND WE'RE NOT HERE IT'LL GO AWAY
>>46509337
>[ x ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509370
But Macross has always used the magical properties of song. Look at 7.
>>46509337
>[X] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
>Implying SecNav doesn't have active sonar
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509337
[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509370
Well, you can also say that it's Symphogear with Valkyries, but then you have to remember that the Macross PS1 game uses the same mechanic of an idol group (The Milky Dolls) as a counter-xenos weapon.
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509337
>[X] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN (respecfully)
SecNav is a fellow troll. Let's defer to his wisdom.
>>46509337
[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509267
>When the landslide has started, it's far too late for the pebbles to vote.
>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
>>46509337
>[x] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
Let's cut the chase.
>>46509337
[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
When
>>46509337
[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509398
Yeah it has. It just seems like it's being thrown in my face this time. Also, the last time I saw Macross was when Frontier was releasing and that was a while ago now. I may need to go look back at 7 and see if it jogs my memory.
>>46509411
That is exactly what I feel like, and for some reason that really bothers me.
>>46509337
>[X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509466
Air burst? What?
>>46509451
RIP UND TEAR
>>46509337
>[ X ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
Maybe if we're vewwy vewwy kwiet, the big scary naval secretariat will go away.
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
What was the title of that book by Ned Beach? Oh, yeah: RUN SILENT, RUN DEEP
>>46509496
>Air burst? What?
Hit the energy shield actually.
>Captcha is waffles and now I'm hungry, god damn it.
>>46509337
>[X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509496
>Air burst? What?
It's hitting the AyyLMAO!Fletcher's shield.
>>46509053
Both are equally likely, just not sure what rule you're talking about.
>>46509496
Klein shields.
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
We might as well roll for anal circumference right now.
>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM
>>46509476
>I may need to go look back at 7 and see if it jogs my memory.
7 does not 'jog' memory. It fires a missile through it's face and blasts JRock into memory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deu-i1C5t_A
>>46509466
I don't recognize that scene. Is that from the OVAs?
>>46509518
>>46509525
>>46509536
>energy shield
>>46509533
A KC story I stumbled across a long while back. "Things Involving Shipgirls That Are No Longer Allowed" each chapter is a different "Rule"
>>46509545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1bmM7Ihv0Y
>>46509337
>[ ] CNO. Help. HELP. SAY SOMETHING.
>>46509496
>Air burst? What?
No, no. It just impacted on the surface.
So are we done pretending Planefag is going to put any serious consequences on us for our actions, or are we still keeping up the charades?
>>46509574
Is there any way you can find a link? That sounds golden.
>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
Incoming shipsloots
>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
ITS JUDGEMENT IS BASED ON NOISES
>>46509575
I feel this one is more relevant with SECNAV's laughter.
post lewds
>>46509599
Imma warn you, it's updated daily and it is a LONG bastard.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11576577/1/Things-Involving-Shipgirls-That-Are-No-Longer-Allowed
>>46509599
Not him, but here's the link:
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11576577/1/
>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
>>46509565
The Arpeggio fags will defend it's "MYSTERIOUS FOES BRING HUMANITY TO THE BRINK OF DEFEAT WITH ULTRA COOL POWERFUL WEAPONS THAT CAN'T BE BEATEN BY NORMAL HUMAN WEAPONS" by saying that humans develop new shit, but it's still a shitty show.
And, y'know, crappy CGI.
>>46509626
Thanks, colonel.
>>46509598
To be fair, there was no escaping the Kongou. We only made the stream last longer that it would have otherwise.
Improved the hostess too.
>>46509598
>last week
>OMG PLANEFAG THIS ISN'T FAIR YOU RAILROADED US OUT OF BEING ABLE TO STOP ESSEX OMG
>this week
>WHAT THE FUCK HE PULLED THE PUNCH OMG WHAT A PUSSY
stay mad brohiem
>>46509650
>watching the show
Well THERE'S your problem.
>>46509598
You act like Essex becoming our second armed escort besides Arizona isn't a serious consequence. We will never get away from Essex. We will have to deal with her all the friggin' time now. We'll never be able to surprise people anymore or go unnoticed because screamer girl will be shadowing our every move.
We are about to be thrown into hell, anon.
>>46509664
How does it feel that an Admiral is aware of what you write?
>>46509680
The manga is better. But not by much.
>>46509664
Or to put it in your own words
>SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND ENJOY YOUR FUCKING COMEDIC RELIEF, YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>46509565
the arpeggios aren't botes
they're wet spaceships
>>46509686
I suspect it both terrifies and arouses him.
WeW
>>46509664
>Actually did do both of those things
>When he pulled the first, he could've had the decency of providing reasonable consequences during the second
>LEL UR JUST MAD
Is salt all you can fucking think about or something?
>>46509575
Wow...she managed the one thing that no one in the Justice League has managed, and they dedicate a day every year to trying.
Quite fitting indeed.
>>46509672
>superior
>not delivered via a fuckoff-huge missile
You're doing it wrong, anon.
>>46509553
>not using superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTiD-bGVpwg
>>46509574
Ah, yes, then I can confirm that it is in fact the very same Yonehara.
>>46509712
Why would I want to read about wet spaceships when I wanna read about botes
>>46509721
>Decency
Oh look, it's *this* guy again.
>>46509721
yes
yes
>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
>>46509721
The only salty one here is you, anon.
>>46509747
>**
>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
>>46509736
That's kinda what I suspected.
>>46509784
* * for emphasis is permited, anon.
It's actions that are verboten.
>>46509337
huh. He dont actually sound that fuckin mad. He was a lot more pissed off after- wait naw fuck that you on ya fuckin own
>>46509718
Aw yeah!
We need more ships meeting the ones who sank them.
Are we the dildo to fuck China with? I'm reading that fairly heavily.
>>46509737
if you want bote try submarine 707R.
but not blue submarine no.6, that's a show about fish tits.
>>46509866
Superior Iowa in my opinion, the other one just looks like some random lady in a blue dress.
>>46509870
No, we're going to send Essex on a 'tour' of the south china sea.
>>46509866
>>46509896
>>46509721
>Is salt all you can fucking think about or something?
>Actually asking this.
You must be new here.
>>46509915
Good riddance.
