Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages Guild! Well, it seems we have run into a issue once again due to a certain individual touchcing a ancient artifact they shouldn't have. Now, as I understand it, due to this person touching the artifact, all guild members will be genderswapped for the next twelve hours, but that's the least of my concerns. The last time someone touched a ancient artifact, a department was blown out of existence so long ago that we all forgot about which department it was. So, to make sure there are no more incidents like such, we all must begin cataloging the ancient artifacts and making sure not to activate them while doing so, starting now. Now stop complaining about your genders being switched and get to work.Welcome to the Mages' Guild. Pick a name and join in! Conflicts are resolved with d20s when needed, or with playing it out. When the thread dies on /tg/, we keep it going on desustorage.org (Because 4plebs disabled Ghostposting.) For additional resources, please visit http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Mage%27s_guild
>>46502095
just as planned
>are all now screaming muscular girls with chainsaws
WHAT ARE THESE BIG MASTS OF SKIN?!
>>46502095
But i have plans!
>>46502168
those are tits.
>>46502199
HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
YOU'R A BOY.
>>46502214
its called gender swaping for a reason dingus. now quick i need to sleep off my national witch day hang over
...This is utterly ridiculous.
>>46502233
FUCK WITCHES!
you wanna fuck witches?
NO, THEY'RE BITCHES!
THAT RHYMES!
>They start angrily kicking down closets and shit
well this just will not do
>>46502251
You know techiclly you are the bitches
Personally I don't see what all the fuss is about. As for magical items, all of my devices are already catalogued and listed in my office, and I can assure everyone that none of them will be causing the rest of you any trouble.
>>46502307
if you say so...
>gets starts cataloging
All right people, I want everyone with personal artefacts to start brining them forward for cataloguing. I want the name of the artefact, what it does, and how likely it is to destroy whatever department it's being stored in.
>>46502307
Quin, how often does this happen? And also, what happens to all of your department now?
This can't end well.
Ah! I have breasts..I think!
This is the work of the darkest magic! The Great Protector's light has dimmed!
...This actually does not change much.
>>46502401
You look like a good test subject.
>>46502321
I do say so, I haven't had a device related incident that spread out of my department since I took over. And before anyone brings up that incident with the lighthouse, that was not the device's fault, it was a lapse of judgement on my part. Also, I'm very much enjoying this moustache.
>>46502397
Gender swapping incidents? More often than you might think, some people enjoy doing it as a prank. Of course, most of those who do enjoy such pranks are apprentices.
>>46502248
>Appears completely normal
Isn't it? You'd think more of us would be able to muster a passing illusion to cover up the change.
>>46502393
NOT ON YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU SENTIENT SACK OF SHIT!
>>46502393
What, like my personal items?
>>46502478
>blinks at him
For a millisecond I thought you weren't affected by the spell.
>his gurl image >>46502466
>also fucking cyrus >>46502401
>>46502510
Also, belt of gender reversal. "Hurrrrr, Pierre why do you keep things like that?" For exactly this situation.
>>46502466
You're moving in on my turf. scaring the rats is my thing.
>>46502473
>Sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.
At least my parents already left for their trip.
>>46502478
I didn't prepare any this morning, and Carol says that she's not "feeling illusions today," whatever that means.
>>46502095
Uh, like, hi dudes. So I woke up and I guess I have boobs now? I mean, it's not, really, a big deal or anything. But I've kind of got a whole *style* going, yeah? And it's totally fu- effing with it. My skinny jeans are *way* too baggy!
...Aren't you going to...ask...where I've? You don't even remember? Oh.
WELL I'VE BEEN TRAINING IN SOLITUDE WITH THE SOULS OF MY PARENTS IF YOU CARE SO MUCH OKAY? no they're not dead but you have souls when you're alive right
>>46502393
Does this macuihuatlkatana count? It'd be a real dick move to take it, man. It's...it's sentimental. Yeah. It's like SUPER dangerous though and it's made of the tortured souls of a million baby murderers -- babies who murder people, yeah -- and it turns whoever wields it into a DEMON KING but it's okay because only I can use i-- you know what? Forget it. You wouldn't get it, old man. But put it down as real dangerous.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>46502542
It means she has a sense of humor. Much like I do.
>ATTEMPTING TO CAST A SENDING TO ADAM'S PARENTS
>is quietly sitting in his quarters
>comfortably studying the finer points of metallurgical pyromancy
>accompanied by a massive keg of ale to keep his violent, bellowing alter ego in checkJust stopping in to say I'm not dead, yall. I'll stay around if I'm able.
>>46502525
That is quite useful, considering the insanity that occurs here on a periodic basis.
>>46502533
>nice dubs
Why do you scare rats for amusement, bunnycat?
>>46502558
It could be worse. It could always be worse.
>Heavy breathing on the line.
>>46502478
Don't be so difficult now, we need to make sure you don't accidentally blow up half the guild.
>>46502495
Yes! Now show them so we can get them catalogued.
>>46502550
I'm not going to take it, I just need to see it so I can catalogue it. One macuihuatlkatana, boosts owner's powers... it won't make you go out of control I hope?
>>46502401
Dawwwwww
>>46502473
what about your other one?
>>46502558
Oh hello pirrie! remember me? i was secrutes's other apprentice. maybe you don't becuase i was to busy being dual apprenticed by the arch wizard himself. and becuase im a boy now.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>46502602
>Shit, wrong number
>REDIAL
Yes, 16-C could have gotten loose again. You literally didn't know what hit you last time.
>>46502599
Isn't it though?
>>46502609
I'll tell you paper-pushers again what I told you last time. That information is classified and I will do horrid and incomprehensible things to protect it.
>>46502609
Well I mean maybe if you make me mad ;).
...
No. No it won't, okay? Stop looking at me like that. It was just a joke. Like I said, only I use it and...ugh...I'm a "Witch-King" already so it doesn't exactly change much. Geez.
>>46502627
Not going to ask not going to ask not going to ask.
>Tessa Allard here.
>>46502542
Yes, that was probably a good thing. I don't think Cunabula is ready for this level of confusion.
>>46502599
Because, I'm a bunnyCAT, it's just in my nature. Also, they see me as their god, and I'm enjoying the attention.
>>46502620
Which other one? If you are referring to the Green Source incident that ended in demonic summoning that incident didn't reach outside of my department. It was contained, and stopped, before it bothered anyone else.
>>46502609
lets see. my clothing is made from the softest silk and protects me from all damage and my sword can kill anything in 1 hit, never misses, glows in the dark, does my taxes, repairs your car, walks the dog, mows the lawn and serves those tiny little hotdogs when i get hungry. i also have several others but a girl cant reveil all her secrets now can she?
>>46502620
...SOUND THE ALARMS, 16-C HAS ESCAPED AGAIN!
>>46502649
>Pierre here, bit of a complicated situation at the guild right now.
>femaleadam.jpg
>>46502658
no your other mustache silly.
Why in the nine hells am I not surprised that you guys have some artifact hidden away that can swap genders... I thought the Guild's Safety and Traps Act of 1267 prevented all such artifacts from being kept intact?
Well, what a jolly coincidence, ain't it? Just when I join the order an unnamed person casually forces a genderswap on all of us. Geez, guys/gals, if you REALLY felt like playing a prank on the newbie maybe you should first learn a bit about creativity
>>46502620
Cyrus: I am not a dawwwing subject of matter, I am a Rattus, boy named sue!
>>46502627
>nods
So are we to begin catalouging artifacts now? Because all you're doing is calling other individuals.
>>46502658
I see.
And, they have a pantheon?
Cyrus: Wait a second, you! You killed thirty citizens of Arcadia!
Farax: ...So those constructs made of milk cartons and such.
>>46502674
don't worry I'll take care of them! it. what ever.
>>46502658
Though isn't she able to tell who everyone is? That would help. I think.
>>46502674
>...and you felt the need to let me know. I hope it's not permanent?
>>46502703
No sense of right and wrong. Why are you even here?
>>46502627
And I'm telling you, that excuse isn't good enough! Now show something or we'll track down your stash ourselves!
>>46502646
Right, going to put that down as "not a problem" for now then. Thank you for your cooperation. Do you have any other items to declare?
>>46502661
Right, I knew I recognized you from somewhere. So you're Miss Marry Sure then?
>>46502703
little matty is that you? oh gosh its been so long how have you been? I haven't seen you sense you where thiiiiiiiiis tall.
>seems about the same age or younger then you
>>46502726
Same reason as usual. Something stupid is happening at the Adventurers' Guild... Though in the guilds' defense we're airing the place out after having finished our annual Spring Cleaving. Also I wanted to see my younger brother.
>>46502726
oh gosh thats right, how could you tell?
>>46502706
and a cute one at that
>>46502726
Well...Imightsortahaveasuitofgreatdragonarmour. It summons dragons and also is a dragon.
And a neckla-- pendant of reaving. It reaves.
And a sewing machine.
>>46502707
GET BACK IN THE CAGE, MARY! I SWEAR BY ALL THE GODS IF I HAVE TO REDACT ANOTHER SOLID WEEK BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP INSERTING YOURSELF INTO EVERYTHING I WILL USE YOUR VERY SOUL TO GIVE AN ENEMA TO ATROPUS' DISEASED AND ROTTED SHIT-CHUTE!
>>46502706
That, right there. That's an artifact. Just shove it in a cage and forget about it.
>>46502724
>Well, I was hoping to get a bit of assistance from Edison.
>>46502726
The Boy Named Sue. Artifact 16-C. True name, Mary. Have fun.
>>46502393
Does a semi sentient floor buffing golem count as an artifact? what about Broom golems? Self cleaning buckets? y'know, maybe just take this here supply closet inventory it might make more sense that way
>>46502741
>He'd tilt his head towards you, a confused look upon Marths' face
Sorry, I'm having a little bit of trouble remembering you... Are you sure you don't mean my younger brother Matthius Wyvern?
>>46502676
I don't know what you're talking about, this is my ONLY moustache.
>>46502706
Yes, a pantheon consisting of people connected to their great protector. I became part of it by two degrees of separation.
>>46502724
That she is. But I'm not sure she is ready for looking that different from how she is used to. She might have interest in transformations but I think she should try such things in baby steps.
>>46502784
I don't think those count as artifacts... At least, as long as they aren't over a thousand years of age
>>46502771
By the gods man, calm down just a little...
>>46502771
Oh come on pierre
>hugs
We both know you cant stop me.i can't stop laughing
>>46502756
So something idiotic is occuring at your guild, so you come to this guild and find something equally or even more idiotic.
>>46502764
Cyrus: I am not this "Cute"!
>>46502771
>blinks and then pushes it into a cage
>>46502805
Interesting.
>>46502764
Let's just say that your reputation precedes you.
>>46502765
Dragon summoning dragon armour, pendant of reaving... and a sewing machine? How fast is it?
>>46502771
...
>notes it down
Well played Pierre, well played.
>>46502833
>He'd simply shrug
I never said It was a good idea... It's just that the air in here doesn't kill local plant and animal life.
>>46502820
I. DON'T. DO. THAT!
>>46502822
>FREEZES
>>46502833
Not that, you fool. The gir-boy. The boy.
>>46502860
Get it off of me.
>>46502820
Its a very good floor buffing golem. And Skuffy sure didn't make it. Found it in the closet. Used it. Buffed the floors. And walls. And ceilings.
its very good at buffing most surfaces. How else does anyone think i keep this place clean? prestidigitation? thats a shallow clean.
>>46502860
It takes like TWELVE HOURS to do anything. And that was when it was working. My STUPID MUM took away the instruction papers and now it just sits there.
It was really cool before MUM ruined it. I executed loads of people on it.
>>46502785
Nope!
>smiles
>>46502805
oh don't play coy, you know, the one i bought for you so you could join me at the thieves guild?
>>46502833
>cheek pinch
yes it is. yes it is. yes it is. whos a cutie patotie? you are, thats who!
>>46502860
Yes it certinally does? here have an autograph copy of the worlds best selling book, my auto biography
>>46502771
>I'll put him on the line.
>Edison here, what do you need Pierre?
>>46502805
Fair enough.
>>46502871
>tries to ignore the hollering and quaffs another tankard
>>46502875
I wish we had someone like you over at the Adventurers' Guild yesterday... I think we killed over 30 different goblin tribes that were living in the refuse on the main floor alone.Also just realized that your name is a play on scruffy the janitor XD
>>46502784
Give me the a list once you're done with the inventory. They might not be artefact level, but I'm going to do this job right damn it.
>>46502820
Artefact or not, I'm cataloguing it. YOU! What items of great power have your brought with you on you visit to the guild?
>>46502871
I've already catalogued it, it's no longer my problem.
>>46502902
>pauses with his mouth open
>shakes his head and scratches something off his list
So your sewing machine executes people?
>>46502863
You have no idea.
>>46502871
......
That's not a artifact, Pierre.
>>46502910
Cyrus: AH! SAPIEN HANDS, SAPIEN HANDS!
>She runs off
>>46502914
>unfortunate, seeing hrolfnir is now a girl
>>46502913
>Two things:
>He sends the image of Adam
>Hah! Second thing, containment on a sentient self-insertion artifact failed. It's hugging me. This could be problematic for a number of reasons, especially for Sigil.
>>46502914
STOP IGNORING ME!
>>46502933
YES IT IS YOU FOOL! Gods no, it's gotten to you hasn't it?
>>46502925
Just my family sword? And before you ask; NO you may NOT Catalog it. Everything else I left at the Guild
>>46502871
whats wrong kitty, can't explode?
>>46502933
bye
oh hia farax!
>>46502833
If you want to know more then I could probably write a report on it for you. Could be fun to do.
>>46502910
As I said, this is my ONLY moustache.
>>46502913
So, how are you handling your new situation? Disorienting?
>>46502953
>ATTEMPTING TO SELF-DESTRUCT
GET OFF OF ME YOU CRETIN!
Why don't we just touch it again? Shouldn't that reverse the "gender polarity" or somthing?
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>46502939
>Hm...sending over a few things that might help.
>PACKAGE INBOUND
>Rolling for how far away it is.
>>46502970
I can honestly say I've had worse.
I just hope Diana's all right.
>>46502933
Honestly... The air in the main guild hall is so bad that the grass within TWENTY miles REFUSES to grow... At least, that's what the guild druids keep telling us.
>>46502939
......
>>46502953
Who are you?
>>46502970
I think that could work.
Would be interesting seeing if I can make a disease that can kill a entire city of rats.
>>46503007
it's worse.
>>46502910
Ah, right, thank you.
>>46502948
Why must everyone be so difficult, it's not like I'm hoarding your items, I just need them noted down so we know what we got at hand. Now, is this family sword of any danger to its surroundings beyond whatever you might swing it at?
>>46502925
Yeah. You put them in it, then put the instructions in and they get an embroidering on their shirt. Permanent. It's always REALLY bad too, like the kind of thing your granny would make, yours specifically -- no offence... -- it's so bad that it's basically social execution. Which is basically worse than a real execution anyway?
I kind of think mum changed it before she gave it to me, though. I never found a use for the blood gutters...
>>46502933
What in the name of...?! Oh those damned gendermancers...
>says a reversal spell and places a strong warding incantation
>>46502939
>chugs the rest of the keg
>really doesn't want his alter ego to get out and cause another disturbance like his arrival
>>46502970
>smug grin
ahhh well keep your little secret then. ahhh your so much like me when i was the head of the magical girl department.
>>46502973
hmmmm maybe matter.
>>46503033
Im Sue. yes i am a boy, dont worry, it'll pass
>>46503043
anytime dear!
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>46502999
>TOO LATE IT'S GONE BAD
>>46503067
>REDOUBLING EXPLOSION ATTEMPT
>>46502923
Skuffy works for a nominal fee. or a scroll of time stop. one of the two. gotta be able to catch all my shows. All work and no play makes skuffy a boring wizard.
>>46502973
try to explode in a way that makes no mess. skuffy got a strict "no wizard giblets" policy
>>46503043
You're not gonna give up on this are you...
>He'd let out an exasperated sigh
No... It's no danger to anyone unless I'm cleaving it through someone.
>>46503033
Really? I thought It couldn't get any worse then the local monsters sending us messages both terribly written and telepathic asking us to clean up.
>>46502987
Seriously guys, can we try to focus on this? My new breasts aren't flat like the rest of me, the just stick out awkwardly
>>46502987
What would be the fun in that? Besides, with how these things go our culprit probably ran off with the artefact in question. Or worse, tossed it out the window. Do you have any idea how cold it is where we have the guild parked right now? We would have trouble finding a colder place in this plane if we tried.
>>46502999
She'll be fine, she's a grown woman.
>>46503033
Please don't use it on my rats, I'm having too much fun with them.
>>46503067
I'll take that as a compliment.
>>46503089
>Steps away and lets you explode
>>46503100
shall i cut them off? dont worrk im a licened plastic sturgeon
>>46503057
>The Lady Plague Doctor gives him a glance
>>46503067
I still have no idea who you are. Besides the fact that Pierre wants me to take you off him, and that I could possibly turn you into a abomination, I have no use knowing anything about you.
>>46503095
You really thought that was the worst?
>>46503095
Skuffy recommends Elfen Glade (tm). Makes the air smell like princesses and lilacs.
>>46503100
Skuffy dont mind the new equipment. consider it a chance to explore the outer reaches of your psyche.
dont look at skuffy like that. skuffy reads.
>>46503133
>hands you her biography
here, read chapter 17 when we learned magic together and had wacky adventures
>>46503095
Right, so Marth Wyvern's family sword, only cleaves. Thank you for your cooperation.
>>46503100
You! Do you have any artefacts or objects of power to declare? I need to note them all down so we don't have another incident like this.
Does anyone have any Lich-bone starch?
I am making some blighted pumpernickel's and it seems i have ran out.
I want to be a mage too
>>46503244
>sets down a box
good for rubbing demon blood out of tapestry
>>46503268
I mean...
>>46503273
You waste it at such an activity? Do you know how many stale baguette golems you can make with this amount?
I can capture the northern waste with this.
>>46503121
The temptation is heavy.
>>46503198
...
>the biography sets on fire
>and her hair sets on fire as well
>>46503181
Yeah, we tried that already... But like a holy symbol in-front of Asmodus, the damn things simply burned up once we opened the door.
>>46503230
It does more then cleave, but whatever.
>>46503133
I mean I've about the shit you guys do in here, but for a guild like ours it doesn't get much worse.
Wizard > Mage
you faggots will argue over anything
>>46503328
Well please restrain yourself, my daughter would be devastated if they all died.
>>46503328
oooh wow, this is just like that time I tried to end my torrid love afair with noel
>the fire doesn't seem to hurt him or mess up his hair
>>46503334
...
Mhm.
>>46503361
Your daughter?
>>46503363
I can now see why Pierre wanted you away from him.
>>46503312
skuffy declines to make stale bread golems because skuffy has to sweep up the crumbs. do you know the volume of crumbs a bread golem makes?
skuffy knows.
skuffy doesnt care for it.captcha: pick pictures with bread
>>46503361
and how is little cunabula? ahh i remember her creation just like it was 1 year and 1 day ago.
>>46503405
oh thats just a little joke we have, he actually very much in love with me.
>>46503131
No, I'd rather just wait out the remaining time, even though getting a surgery from somone who had to clarify they were a surgeon sounds like tons of fun.
>>46503230
Two actually. A cat that's always on fire and an amulet of hypothetical sexual prowess. Neither of them do me any good anymore, so have them by all means.
H-hello sirs (Ma'ams?), I seem to be in a spot of trouble here. I was in the level 19.5 basement and I found this little totem thingy, it was unlabeled so I figured I 'd bring it in here for cataloguing. But when I touched it it made a sort of... chattering noise. And now it keeps disappearing and reappearing in unusual places, I think it's following me? If one of you could help me I'd greatly appreciate it, the thing is kind of humming ominously.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>A flick of lightening spreads on the ceiling
>A portal forms
>Out falls Mordin
>Falls flat on his faceRolling for injuries
>>46503406
There are very little! And most of the thing you need to pick up are bread flakes. Even then you can use those to make some rejuvenation pudding.
>>46503405
Technically my eldest daughter. Here, I have a picture, isn't she just adorable?
>shows a picture of Cunabula
She is closer to the rat's Great Protector than I am, he is her brother, on their father's side.
>>46503438
Well, yes, that is how long she's been alive. And she's doing very well, left on a trip to see the planes a few hours ago.
>>46503458
call me if you change your mind.
>>46503465
my i see it?
>>46503334
If you want me to add anything about it then feel free to elaborate.
>>46503458
I don't need to have them, I only need to write them down. Though if you want us to take care of them then we can do that as well. We'll have top men looking after them.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>46503472
>Broken bones
>Sawed off leg
>Bloodied face
"....Fucking.....Daemons..."
>rolling to get up
>>46503495
Yessir, you might want to wear gloves though, it seems to be exuding some sort of slime.
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>46503438
>slowly turns his head away
>>46503491
She really is not adorable in my eyes.
But, this information can be of use.
>>46503528
>teams of medicasters run over to heal him
>Rollling for healing
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>46503528
>Gets up
>Stands on one leg
>Cracks back
"Im gonna show.......That fucking......Fuck..."
>Looks at portal
>Tries to close it
>>46503551
"Where did you get youre degree from?"
>>46503569
>Portal closes
>>46503569
>Degrees*
>>46503491
Oh i know, i saw her off.
>>46503528
>giggles
need a hand?
>>46503534
oh please my clothes can protect me from anything. even nothing.
>>46503588
>daintily tosses him the thingamajig
>it starts humming at a higher pitch
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>46503585
>Sighs in relief when portal closes
>>46503588
"No thanks, kid."
>Tries to heal self while cursing from the pain
>>46503569
>his sawed off leg is back
>..his broken bones are not really fixed
>his face is still bloody
>>46503635
Ohhh its a cursed tiki god, just what noone needs for his plan.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>46503647
"Thanks."
>>46503646
>Gets angry
"When I get my hands on that fucking daemon, im gonna murder the shit out of his soul!"
>Tries to heal again with renewed vulgarity
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>46503685
>Bones still broken
>Face has been partially fixed
>Whispers under his breath
"Shit cunt mother fucking hell, these old bones better start healing...."
>Tries one more time
>>46503716
>>46503685
>raises a eyebrow under her mask
Your cursing gives you magical abilities?
>>46503551
>frowns
You must have a different idea of what's adorable.
>>46503716
PRAISE CRITICUS!
>>46503716
>His words immediately get to work, as they encircle and wrap around his face and insides
>With a tug and a flash of light, his wounds heal as if they were never injured in the first place
"Thank the makers.."
>>46503735
"Yes. Why so surprised?"
>>46503761
>Raises hands in the air
"AMEN!"
YES! I have finally achieved... True happiness! Oh what a day! My transformation is complete!
>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1457644708226.webm
>>46503835
WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT
>>46503761
Apparently.
>>46503831
It's interesting, have not seen that done before-
>>46503835
....................
>Even Farax, who makes fucked up experiments daily, has no words for this
>>46503896
"Then I guess you havent...."
>>46503835
"......................"
>>46503959
>Was supposed to be mordin.
>plays the gituar
>>46503959
...
>is still absolutely disgusted at the fleshwarper
>>46504059
>Shares sentiment
".............Is anyone here an exorcist?"
>Trips into the room.
>>46504097
Oh hello Hal
>>46503495
Don't worry. Why would a mage need to know how to preform plastic surgery anyway?
>>46503521
I would like that very much. You'll have to catch the cat first though, I had it powering my castle's boiler, but it escaped. I think it's currently writhing in agony in the hall of mirrors.
>>46504093
I hope so.
>>46504097
>redirect your attention at >>46503835
>>46504137
Im not just a mage. In fact could be here all day telling you what class i have but frankly I have better things to do
>>46503835
No, fuck that, I'm out of here on a level you people can't comprehend.
>>46504175
Like what?
W-What are we doing t-today?
>>46504223
talk to you later Pie!
>>46504235
Fire fighter, doctor, thief, samurai, chef, mystic thuerg, bard, elf, halfling, half elf, clock repair man, gnome exterminator-
>he just keeps going
...
>looks around
>>46504368
"I dont think there is any holy books nearby, if that is what youre looking for."
>>46504309
I would ask how you could be multiple species at once, but at this point I shouldn't have assumed anyone here would be logical.
>>46504390
I'm just acting as if that never occurred.
>>46504368
-stant car driver, stunt horse drawn carrage driver, sea captain, gnome, Lolimancer-
>keeps listing off her classes
>>46504457
"Well, I doubt I will be able to forget about that for a long time. Anyhow, I will take my leave. Sleep well."
>Heads to the exit
>>46504506
have a good fucking day you piece of shit
I guess I'll just leave as well. Everyone else has pretty much gone
>tries to slide through crack in wall
>breasts get stuck
>sigh
>uses door like a 3Dfag
>>46504581
"And have a happy fucking night, you little cunt."
>Gives the finger as he leaves
>plays on Harmonica
Crawling in my skin~
>>46504678
>>46504684
>giggles
>>46504709
>sings with you
>>46504790
get the fuck out of here you little cunt.
>>46504812
hmmmmmmmmmmmm make me.
>smiles
but seeing as how you are just text on an anonymous image board i find it rather unlikely that you can. oh look at me breaking the 4th wall. lol im so crazy.
>>46504874
w-what.
>>46504945
hey did you realize that my name tag matches the popular johnnycash song?
>>46504994
..
>shoots himself
>>46505030
>catches the bullet
oh no, you didn't think you'd escape that easily did you?
>>46505067
>is dead
>just like the thread
>>46505120
well foo on you
>Well that died quick.
>Probably cause not many anons are on.
>Either way
>Get out and go to the archives.
>http://desustorage.org/tg/thread/46502095/
>http://desustorage.org/tg/last/50/46502095/
>http://desustorage.org/tg/last/100/46502095/
What are the rules on shadow weaving? Does the library have any tomes I can borrow on the subject?
>>46505291
>oh, apparently thread isnt dead
You don't know? There are tons of tomes on it.
>>46505291
>>46505325
>THE THREAD IS SAGING
>GET THE FUCK OUT
>>46505344
>no it isnt
>its on the 1st page
>fag
>>46505386
>GO TO THE ARCHIVES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>46505397
>nyat.
>>46502095
What did I miss?
>>46508775
>You're a bit late friend.
>We've all gone to the archives now.
>here's the link if you wanna come in
>http://desustorage.org/tg/last/50/46502095/#q46506201_60
