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Eldritch Moon has been title-dropped, as an unknown, unseen Object descending on the plane. Also,Jace seems to have finally caught the madness.
First for Emrakul.
>>46499682
" How many legs on the moon shrew—?"
FUCKING MOON SHREWS
>>46499772
at this point is it anything else?
This article confirmed that some large celestial body is being pulled to innistrad. All the ocean stuff is just where it happens to be landing, not actually coming out of the ocean itself.
>>46499942
Well, uh, it could be Liliana or something. There are zombies and angels getting fucked over.
>>46500239
You know, as much as he's being driven by madness instead of logic, and she actually didn't do anything this time, I still feel like wrecking his shit with the Chain Veil is a bit of an overreaction.
>>46500239
Liliana's not fat enough to alter the tides
>>46500239
considering they mention she is waiting for them, she is a large celestial body thats altering the tides.
being pulled in by the cryptoliths
![58947[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XkxFksx.jpg "58947[1].jpg")
>>46499798
"...Where does the eye stare? How many eyes? How many legs on the moon shrew—?"
FIVE
>>46499772
>>46499942
>>46500460
I desperately want Eldritch Moon to reveal that it's not actually Emrakul but it's literally a giant world-eating five legged shrew.
>>46500239
Remember, nothing corrupts angels better than_____Oil__________
>>46500504
except the article mentions its the cryptoliths doing it?
>>46499682
>Jace is going insane
Sure hope he dies. A shame that Tamiyo saves his dumb ass from Avacyn.
>>46500504
That's not actually true. Pure black mana has always been better at it than oil. Hell, Serra Angels were some of the most valuable forces against Yawgmoth, and the only one that aligned herself with Phyrexia...had already been cursed.
>>46500716
>wanting Jace to die
>not wanting him to be literally blinded as a result of his actions while insane
>not wanting him to, unable to see through his own eyes, be forced to telepathically look through the eyes of others in order to perceive the world around him
>not wanting the madness to return in fits and spurts, granting him eldritch insights and useless flashes of the future that he can't interpret until they're already come to pass
>>46500747
I thought Oil was a manifestation of black mana? maybe I was mistaken.
>>46500806
>Making Jace an interesting character
I think you're expecting a bit much from the story team.
>>46500826
To be fair, they already managed a hell of a lot in that direction since Origins.
>>46500933
Yeah true, I will admit that even though I still kind of hate Jace because of how he was previously portrayed, he's actually become a kind of decent character since Origins. Ditto Gideon as long as you always keep in mind that he's probably constantly thinking about what happens when he fucks up and gets too arrogant (everyone around him explodes into gore).
>>46499942
It could be something like
I don't know, something original or a new threat
>Taken in total, the findings presented in this work support the presence of an object of significant mass. Most likely a new astral body, an eldritch moon of sufficient size as to provide a GRAVITATIONAL PULL able to disrupt the normal patterns of both the tides and magical energy.
I want a fucking 5 colour planeswalker with a Tier 1 Power Level
Power Levels, lore wise:
1.
>Nicol Bolas
>Ugin
>Karn
2.
>Sorin
>Nahiri
3.
everyone else
4.
shit tier
>Tibalt
>>46499942
>yfw the large celestial body is literally an artificial plane made by yawg
So, nothing happens?Again?
>>46501187
Exposition and lots of revelations, even if this one is a red herring.
>tfw Wizards shat on Garruk
>I'm fucking tired of ancient world ending threats
>I'd love a set focused on Garruk vs Leliana
;_;
if all this shit is only caused by nahiri or liliana i will be fucking pissed , i want a fucking big ass eldritch monster or demon
EYES ON THE INSIDE
>>46501244
i don't give a shit about him anymore
>>46500239
Post made me laugh because this is literally the only thing that could make Jace think Liliana has anything to do with this.
>>46501244
>>I'd love a set focused on Garruk vs Leliana
We already had that set, it was called Innistrad.
>>46501244
>set focused on Garruk vs Leliana
It would be extremely one-sided with Garruk getting his ass handed to him. Otherwise wymyn would scream rape and WotC can't have that.
>>46501302
And again this exactly what we already got in Innistrad.
>>46501296
literally 2 enchantmens
>>46501325
Garruk now is the ultimate planeswalker hunter.
>>46501330
And Liliana of the Veil, and Garruk Relentless, and one or two comics on the mothership... It was literally the plot of Innistrad the set.
>>46501375
And I'm the ultimate pussy hunter.
>>46501232
>a red heron
ftfy
>>46501511
a bloodmoon reprint?
>>46499942
>>46499772
Well Thing in the Ice got us all hyped up for this piece of shit but knowing the hacks who write for Wizards, it's probably Emrakul.
![8FrbFiR[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RyjboWk.jpg "8FrbFiR[1].jpg")
>>46499942A paleblood moon
>>46501566
Nothing about Emrakul is bad writing. It's like saying comic books are bad writing because they continue the plot from the last issue. They're bad writing but not because of serialized storytelling. No one thought Tarkir block was bad writing even though it was a direct set up for the following block just like BFZ was a set up for SOI.
>this had Jace turning into a cute bunny girl
>>46501610
>Tarkir block was bad writing even though it was a direct set up for the following block
Ok, just to cover my ass, no one thought it was bad writing BECAUSE it was set up for BFZ is more specifically what I meant and not that no one thought KTK block had a bad story which is obviously wrong.
LET'S SUMMON AN ELDRAZI TITAN
AND CHAOS DUNK IT STRAIGHT ON TOP OF NEPHALIA
So when do we get back to New Phyrexia?
>>46500747
That's weird considering Black supposedly has trouble asserting its power over magical constructs, and angels are physical manifestations of White mana.
>It's the five legged shrew
>All the eldraziFags are turbo mad
>creative is laughing its ass off
>>46501566
>got us hype
Speak for yourself, faggot. You and 2 other anons believed it was MUHRIT LAGE when since the begining it was clearly Emrakul.
You fuckers are worst than Nornfags.
>>46501583
GRANT US EYES
>>46501657
I want it so bad. So bad. But who knows. There should be set up at the end of Eldritch Moon for some other enemy.
>>46501661
It's hard to exactly match up flavor with the color's mechanical identities all the time. It doesn't make much sense that red madness would be having an impact over magical constructs (i.e. enchantments) like angels either.
Marit Lage is literally a meme. How could anyone possibly think that Marit Lage was important enough to be the driving force behind a set?
>>46501690
B-but Doug Beyer said she was interesting once...
>>46501611
i don't even know how to feel about this
>>46501684
>Green mana involves turning humans into broccoli
Real talk, I like how it turns out that being a cosmic horror protagonist is the ultimate way to troll Jace.
>>46501687
Red angels are passion elementals, duh.
>>46501690
They're just casual lorefags who don't know shit about the Mending and played one time during Time Spiral.
Marit fags on suicide watch
>>46501687
To be fair, throwing Phyrexia at something pretty much fucks that plane up bigtime. Innistrad can potentially recover from whatever is going on. but it couldn't 'stand up' against New Phyrexia I think, not unless they had some serious advencements between sets. And they wouldn't want to make Ravinca vs New Phyrexia either.I'm just curious about what happened with Urabask, I thought he was the most interesting.
i fucking bet that tumbrlinas will start to ship Jace and tamiyo
>>46501772
>Implying they won't ship Jace/Sorin especially since Sorin just killed his child basically and needs comfort
Do you even fujoshi?
>>46501757
The Eldrazi are and probably really should have been a much bigger threat than Phyrexians. If they could come up with a way to eradicate two titans until they decide they want to come up with a reason for them to show up again, they can come up with a way for them to beat Phyrexians.
>>46501772
we been shipping them long before them, tumblrfags ship jace with anything with a dick.
>>46501772
I know, they'll be muscling in our turf.
>>46501772
>B-plot to Shadows involves making Jace an anime harem protagonist
IT
FUCKING
WRITES
ITSELF
>>46501796
Phyrexia is meant to be one of those ramping up threats. They're a danger if they can find a bunch of weaker planes to dominate and compleat, and then they can use the combined forces of multiple planes to invade bigger planes and threats. But as it is, between the color division and just one plane, I think they won't be as major a player as old Phyrexia.
Besides, there's still the Jacetice league.
>>46501832
Return to Kamigawa
Jace and Tamiyo go there for a Vacation
Chandra, Nissa, Liliana, and Gideon follow them to make sure Jace doesn't try anything
>>46501889
>Return to Kamigawa
Over Maro's dead body
>>46501928
Ok then.
Waifus of Weeabooia
>>46501889
>Return to Kamigawa
never ever happening
Kamigawa was a mistake
>>46501859
Return to New Phyrexia - Urabrask's campaign for universal healthcare on Mirrodin
>LOOK, BEING A METAL UBERMENSCH IS GREAT, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO FORCE IT ON YOU
>BUT SERIOUSLY IT'S AWESOME, AND YOU'LL LOVE IT, HERE'S MY CARD, IF YOU LOSE A LIMB FIGHTING THOSE OTHER PRAETOR ASSHOLES YOU KNOW WHO HAS YOUR BACK
>>46501798
at least 4chan is still straight
how do we feel about nissa/chandra
>>46501960
>Urabrask is actually a really nice guy
>The Mirran are terrified because he can speak Phyrexian gibberish
>>46502172
>Urbrask's furnace was for making cookies.
>His card art is of him getting an apron and gloves to take them out so they don't burn.
>>46502287
>"BBBZTRTBaRTXVJHAWGTADHVAJYSFDJHVAJDHVFKAJDFYHVYAXVHSVDFHV!:"
>Translation: Hey bro, wanna grab some beer and watch a football game?"
Jace and Liliana make-up sex when?
Liliana joining the Jacestice League just so she can bang him some more when?
>>46502153
>>46499682
Cryptoliths kinda look likeSliver heads
What if Nahiri is summoninga huge-ass Sliver hive
>>46502405
>>46501889
more like
>jace and tamiyo go there for a vacation
>suddenly the diven twins appear
>PLANESWALKERS GET OUT
>"but we..."
>OUT
>OUT
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>46502405
>Implying Nahiri isn't prepping the plane for a Phyrexian invasion to fuck with Sorin
>>46502731
>Constantly pushing the 'muh phyrexia' angle
You guys are annoying as fuck, holy shit.
Bringing them back at all was a mistake
>>46502749
>making Elesh Norn at all was a mistake
Found the heretic
>>46502749
>Literally the plan from the beginning was to bring them back
>A mistake
Better than The Edrazi
>Oh no, it's impossible to kill these things. It also takes hundreds of years of prep work just to trap them
>Oops, my bad. i guess all it takes is 5 Walkers and friendship to kill them with fire
>>46502778
>he thinks Ula and Cosi were anything but decoys for the almighty Emmy
>>46502844
"The lowliest of gods shall tower over the mightiest of men" or something like that.
>>46502778
>Literally the plan from the beginning was to bring them back
>A mistake
just because it was thought out well in advance doesn't make it a better idea.
>>46502778
You say that like I prefer the eldrazi instead.
I dislike multiplanar threats in general unless they're shit like Ob Nixilis or Bolas once he finds his fucking coffee and starts doing shit. Just people with big egos that think being a planeswalker makes them more important than everyone else.
>Planned to come back
That doesn't make that shit a good idea. It turned the entire fucking weatherlight saga into a joke. It's no longer a story about how Urza defeated phyrexia it becomes a footnote. A really skippable footnote.
The entire story is now relegated to one of those "Thousands of years ago, a group of heroes banded together and saved the multiverse from the phyrexians, but they are returning" anime backstory bullshit. Fuck these stupid "muh hypnotizing oil" monsters. It's fucking old. New Phyrexia was interesting for all of that set but you fucks just beat the dead horse so much I wish the block ended with Karn dropping the white, red, and green suns on the plane and just artifact destructioning the entire thing.
>>46502153
Bueno
>>46502405
Yes
Give me this
I don't even care how dumb it is
>>46502907
>Karn drops Obliterate on an entire plane
I would enjoy seeing this.
Why did Jace decline Lili's sex dungeon offer
Why did Gideon come and ruin their date
Why aren't Jace and Lili fucking yet
>>46502428
>turning the humans into nu-slivers
>>46503066
>tfw Garruk cuck Jace
it is a shame that magic is only a card game for children , the lore and the worldbuilding could have been better if used for videogame , RPG or comics
This is how the shit should happens:
>Jace finds Sorin
>Sorin finds Nahiri and are about to fight
>in that moment, Ob Nixilis appears and stops Sorin cuz he wants to kill Nahiri himself
>after a very close fight, both realizar that they could just kill her together.
>but just killing Nahiri is not enough, so they decide to forcefully give her vampiric and demonic D, but is what she really wanted from the beginning
>hot threesome sex
>Nahiri gets pregnant and her daugther becomes new avacyn
>then Ob Nixilis kill her and the daugther
>Sorin joins the Jacetice League
That's all
>>46503199
I give it fanfiction out of ten.
>>46503199
Nobody has sex in the multiverse
>>46503304
What surprise me more is the lack of mtg writefaggotry
>>46503374
It's all bad because there are no stories where I can self insert
>>46503066
Because she's a necrophiliac huge bitch, and though she doesn't look it anymore, once an old hag, always an old hag.
>>46500376
Not yet, anyways.
>>46503418
H I G H T E S T
>>46503418
I like how she's eating an apple. It makes her look even more like an asshole.
>>46503418
DELETE THIS
>>46503374
There's some. Most kinda dull SI stuff that falls apart quickly, because it had no idea what it wanted to do.
There's a quest over on anonkun, with decent writing - but it's cursed by players that want to get lewd stuff happening.
>>46502907
I think seeing phyrexia through the lense of each color was neat.
>>46503632
I liked seeing Urabrask being a not-godawful person
>>46503632
Yup, like I said: It was interesting for that block, but Phyrexia coming back as a full threat was a mistake. If they treated Mirrodin, Karn, and Venser as loose ends, a sort of epilogue to the phyrexia threat that was somehow growing into other colors, then it would have been amazing writing.
>>46503649
And that's part of it. Phyrexia brought out the best of red, by highlighting it as a color of freedom and individuality, being against everything phyrexia is. Urabrask is one conflicted dude.
>>46503701
Is he dead? I hope he's not dead. Fuck Elesh Norn if he is
>>46503757
>fuck elesh norn
This is all I ever wanted desu
>>46503845
I hate waifufags like you
>>46503845
Urabrask > Norn
>>46501928
Is that a promise?
>>46504063
I was wondering when someone was going to say something like this.
>>46503861
What about me?
>>46501772
>Implying Jace could love anyone who wasn't at least 200 years older than him.
>>46501798
>Bolstered then outlasted
I choked on my water
>>46502778
Khans was supposed to be fucked from the get go and look how that turned out.
>>46503649
I'm convinced Urabrask's entire plan was to make compleation a choice, not a mandate.
>>46504691
>Urabrask leads a Phyrexian invasion of Ravnica
>Just drops pampleths all over the planet
>"All will be one.....or not, do what you want"
>>46504691
>implying that he cares about that
>implying Urabrask wasn't 100% focused on his passion for forging
>implying he doesn't just want to go back to his crib so he can supe up a Wurmcoil Engine with a Forge Dragon's lungs.
>>46504425
>when Jace mindfucked himself to beat alhammeret he accidentally wedged the sphynx's libido into his own mind, alhammeret had a thing for younger girls, so now jace is super into bicentennials.
>jace has yet to meet a girl with both fur and feathers, but when he does his penis is going to go crazy
>>46504779
>too busy with forging to be an asshole
>just goes YEAH WHATEVER HAVE SOME ROBO LIMBS whenever someone asks him to fuck their shit up real quicklike
>>46504819
I can only imagine that's why Jace had a massive hardon for Lili.
>>46503393
>and though she doesn't look it anymore, once an old hag, always an old hag.
You say that as if it was a bad thing
All of the advantages of old age such as experience and being down for anything while still retaining her beauty of youth.
>necrophiliac
Again, you say that as if it was a bad thing.
>>46503348
>implying
>>46503958
Norn > Urabrask > Sheoldred >>>> Meminclex >>>>> Shit Jitaxias
>>46504966
jet dragon > silly hat
Who was it who called the next set just being in Jace's mind with all the planeswalkers being aspects of his mind? Because it seems like they were actually on to someting.
>>46504966
Urabrask>Vorinclex>>Sheoldred>>>Jin>>>>>Norn
>>46504981
Shadows Over Innistrad - the Mystery of the Egg on Jace's Face.
>>46505015
>being this much of a heretic
It's like you are asking to be incorporated or something
>>46505038
>laughing_phyrexians.jpeg
He doesn't even know the wordIt's compleated
I don't get why Jace acts like an average 20-something nerdy white dude that fumbles with women. When one's surname is the Mind fucking Sculptor, you'd expect them to have enough reasonable insights into human nature so as to be perfectly at ease in any social situation ever, right? Most of the social anxiety comes from not being afraid of what other people think, and guys' shyness comes from not knowing if a girl likes them. This should completely disappear if you can read everyone's mind AND MANIPULATE THEM AS WELL.
>>46505134
Sounds like Norn's facebook relationship status
>It's Compleated
>>46505136
But he's not a horrible person, he tires to keep mind reading to a minimum but he didn't always he used to mind read his way through life before it almost killed him.
>>46505136
Because otherwise how could MTG's core demographic identify with him?
>>46505136
He's actually kinda a megadork who's just really good at fucking with people's minds and doing jedi mindtrick hoohah all over the place.
He's a little kid now exploring a plane tailor fit to fuck with him for being himself; ask too many questions, and you drown yourself in the unknowable.
>>46505179
>he used to mind read his way through life before it almost killed him
I don't know the lore about this, could you elaborate Anon?
>>46505238
He read a Sphinx's mind, Sphinx was doing some bad shit, then he got into a mind battle with said Sphinx, had to drop his defenses to get at him, and a side effect was having his memories blanked hh
>>46505238
He used his mind reading to get a good life by blackmailing people with their secrets. That can't go wrong, and it didn't until Liliana used him to take the Infinite Consortium from Tezzeret. Leading to Jace fighting against Bolas and getting the high praise of knowing the only creature post mending to last longer in a fight against Bolas was Ajani. The issue was that the fight wasn't even Bolas trying Jace tried to read his mind while he should have been distracted by Tezzeret and got shit on.
>>46505336
Why would you read a Sphinx's mind when they are known to be the among most mindfucking creatures in the multiverse
>>46505334
Why didn't he read Liliana's mind to check if she wasn't abusing him
>>46505434
>Why would you read a Sphinx's mind when they are known to be the among most mindfucking creatures in the multiverse
It makes sense in context.
Mind you Jace gets neuralyzed a lot in his Origin story because he inevitably starts asking the wrong kinds of questions to that sphinx.
>>46505434
Liliana was given protection magic by Bolas just for that reason. That's part of why Jace was so interested in her because he couldn't read her mind. The point is it was all a plan by Bolas and Liliana to gain control over the last multiverse spanning group.
>>46505434
The sphinx was his trusted mentor and teacher, and was explicitly training him in his mind magic.
>>46505434
Bolas can prevent people from invading his and other people's minds. In fact this happens a lot to Jace explicitly to help with the fact that telepathy is a pretty busted power and many things that would be an issue or conflict is minimized when you can just read people's minds to solve the problem.
>>46502405
>implying the one turning armies of humans into traits-sharing slivers aint actuallyOdric
>>46505469
>>46505522
>>46505552
Okay thanks Anons.
>>46501610
>No one thought Tarkir block was bad writing
Are you kidding me? Were you not on the internet when
>>46501629
Oh. Carry on.
>>46505136
>This should completely disappear if you can read everyone's mind AND MANIPULATE THEM AS WELL.
If you're willing to. Not if you have the capacity.
If you spent the early part of your life constantly and uncontrollably hearing the thoughts of everyone around you, then matured in isolation while honing your psychic abilities so as to have control over them, and finally realized that there are moral and ethical issues with reading others' thoughts and manipulating their minds, you'd be incredibly socially awkward. You missed your major socialization period, AND you spent your early life without any uncertainty. That means you're even less suited to dealing with the not knowing than most people.
>>46506065
then on top of that, forget your entire adolescence and teenage years completely.
>>46505836
I thought some of the Khans stories were pretty good, most notably Anafenza getting her revenge.
Fuck Dragons.
>>46506189
Yeah, a lot of the Khans stories were great. DTK was absolute dogshit.
>>46506276
I thought the DTK Khan stories were pretty good.
When
>>46506643
Chandra x Nissa is canon now
Where the fuck is Thalia? From her lieutenant it looks like she's not corrupted.
>>46506699
Source?
>>46506869
He's reading a lot into the post-credits scene of Jacetice League: Age of Eldrazi, where they're rather friendly.
>>46506643
The only interesting thing that liliana could do
Shadows Over Innistrad is my first entry into modern magic lore. My last venture was the Ravnica novels, featuring Agrus Kos.
I've seen nothing objectionable so far. Do I have low standards, or is the writing team behaving themselves right now?
>>46507189
They're not doing too badly at the moment. Most of the flagrancy over the BFZ block can be attributed to the shock of having to crank out the story over two sets, which even kicked the creative team in the ghoulies.
>>46507269
I think people were mostly assblasted about BFZ because of the low power level, lottery bullshit and the general disappointment when compared to ZEN didn't put them in a receptive state of mind.
>>46501798
I can't stop giggling.
>>46507325
>low power level
>lottery bullshit
Wait, what?
The Eldrazi were killed because of random chance?
>>46504463
So did a whole bunch of people at Nephalia.
>>46507413
I would guess he meant the expeditions
>>46507189
No, aside from a couple of shaky choices, they've been doing a decent job so far.
>Jace hallucinates himself, himself but a rabbit, and himself but Liliana
>There will never be lewds of Liliana Jace domming regular Jace while cooler Jace and bunny Jace look at rocks and compliment each other
>Jace will never have a mental orgy with himselves
>>46503393
>muh husbando
>>46501798
Man, love me some Gideon interactions
>Sorin needs to consume human blood to survive
>Sorin = consumption = Ulamog
>Ugin has transcended color identity and broken the multiverse's rules for time travel
>Ugin = distortion = Kozilek
>Nahiri rek'd Innistrad and turned the angels evil for no real reason
>Nahiri = corruption = Emrakul
>mfw the original Eldrazi sealing team were in fact the three Titans
For an anon who begun with BfZ, what's the best way to get the TLDR versions of the stories I've missed out on?
For example, Gideon
>>46510052
Do you want to know just Gideon's backstory? Or was there more you forgot to type?
Who's your least favorite planeswalker and why is it this asshole?
>>46510142
He's honestly not as bad as some. Sure he's an idiot that ruins most things he touches, but at least his autism occasionally does some good.
Unlike Nissa, who just fucks up everything ever.
>>46510142
Sarkhan really isn't that bad. This bitch on the other hand...
>>46510133
Just forgot to type "what's his deal? Did he kill everyone close to him?"
>>46508229
Given how summoning works, I'd be surprised if most wizards hadn't experimented a little.
In fact, the whole "lonely wizard" thing is probably inverted - the common folk would instead be suspicious that every wizard has a summoned sex dungeon.
>>46510142
Nissa, Koth and Tibalt are all douchebags.
Tezzeret is as well, but Test of Metal is basically non-canon, and that whole Phyrexian infiltration thing is very poorly explained.
>>46510199
In typical Greek fashion, he did something stupid and all of the guys with him suffered for it.
>>46510199
>Did he kill everyone close to him?yes
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/uncharted-realms/gideons-origin-kytheon-iora-akros-2015-07-01
>>46510199
Turns out all the animes are wrong and you can't be a teenage god-killer.
>>46506943
Anon, you don't need to read into what is blatantly on display.
>Nissa looked up, meeting Chandra's eyes. They were wide, amber pools of sincerity, and in that moment Nissa felt they could see straight into her soul. She was unused to others being able to grasp her perception of things, let alone understand how she was feeling. Chandra had done both in a matter of moments.
And then
>Chandra had stepped in at the moment that Nissa had felt the world coming apart. Chandra had reached out to Nissa and they had connected in a way Nissa had never connected to another being, not even to the soul of Zendikar.
>>46506699
>>46506869
>>46506943
It's not canon, but it is teased quite heavily.
>>46505522
If I'm remembering correctly, it was actually worse than that. He DID try to read her mind eventually and found nothing unusual--turned out he simply hadn't been able to read the bits he needed to. Now there's a solid way to induce paranoia in a mind mage.
>>46512061
>>46512160
Let's be fair, it's not even a representation thing if Chandra's bi.
She's the face of Red, and Red's stance on sex is "more, please."
>>46512160
I could get into a little bit of hot lesbian RG action. And then Lili jumps in and we have JUND.
>>46508229
>Jace gets mind fucked and one of his illusions is turned into a bunny girl
Are we being prepared for the lord of Magical Realms writing next week?
>>46510142
>You get back into Magic with a new group
>Build Dragon EDH decks because dragons have always been your jam
>Friends start calling you Sarkhan
Yeah okay.
>>46513213
>Jace is never quite the same after Innistrad. His friends are respectful and supportive, assuming unimaginable horrors left scars on their blue buddy's mind
>Jace actually recovered from most of the scary shit, he just knows he's not 100% again because he is still stuck with the illusion of himself as a bunny girl as the world's most embarrassing spirit animal
>>46513362
>Jace is back on Ravnica
>Trying to concentrate on Guildpact duties
>It gets hard to the Selesnya representative and Boros representative arguing over a potted plants' role in robbing a Rakdos diner when Bunny Jace and Lili Jace are making out in the corner.
>>46513461
>The time has come for Jace to finally battle Bolas
>The dragon summons a torrent of cosmic horrors and ancient magics
>Jace holds off the assault just long enough to prepare a massive spell
>He attempts to overwhelm Bolas' defenses with his strongest psychic projection ever
>His focus breaks for just half a second
>Rabbit butt, rabbit butt everywhere
>Why are it's hips so wide?
>What's Liliana doing with that carro-
>Oh.
>OH.
>OH!
>Bolas and Jace avoid eye contact and promptly walk awa
>>46513573
>Jace and Ashiok have a psychic battle
>Ashiok sees bunny jace and lili jace
>Ashiok gives up, citing that Ashiok is too old for this shit
>Planeswalks away
>Victory?
>>46513740
>Next block is just Jace vs Ashiok in a mindscape battle.
>Other characters just showing up as illusory duplicates of Jace
>Jace is under the assumption that Ashiok is trying to escape to do something really evil, so he's desprately holding the dreamscape together
>Ashiok just wants to leave because Jace's thoughts are really messed up.
>>46513798
>Ashiok finally escapes, but is never the same
>Tries to summon nightmares to torment some people
>Accidentally summons bunny Jace and bunny Ashiok
>Now Ashiok is known as that one walker who is a creepy pervert.
>Bolas is making a league of evil planeswalkers, passes over Ashiok for Tibalt.
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>>46513798
>Ashiok attempts to drive Jace insane
>Diggs deep into his subconscious
>From the darkness a voice appears
OH UGIN-SAMA, WHIP ME HAARDER!
>Whatthefuck
FILL MY BUNNY CUNNY WITH YOUR GHOSTFIRE DADDY~
>Nope
>Uh-uh
>Fuck this
>I'm out
>Gets crossbow, tries to blow head off
>mfw Ashiok has no head
>JACE ME UP INSIDE
>(CAN'T JACE UP)
>>46513917
I can never stop reading that cardname as 'Glimpse, the Unthinkable', like it's the name of a legendary creature or something.
>>46513954
The less popular brother of Mike, The Unspeakable?
>>46513994
Neither is as popular as Victor.
>>46513994
does that thing have a big ol' vagina on its gut?
>>46514015
Although Gary, the happy Merchant of Asphodel, is almost up there.
>>46514024
Do you not?
>>46514056
I don't have a gut.
>>46514085
faggot
>>46500996
Ha.
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>>46514036
I think Warren is a lot more fun at parties.
>>46514217
Cammy is best girl
Did everyone just forget about Shelly and her Mouth Belly?
>>46514311
She's kill
>>46514374
So is Khemba, Ska Agent, but she's still saxy.
>>46514374
Do we know for sure she is kill? Can I have sauce plox?
>>46508229
>>46513213
>>46513362
>>46513461
>>46513573
>>46513740
>>46513916
>>46513798
>>46513917
>Jace finally breaks down and asks a Simic mage to make his waifu a reality
>Shit happens because Simics have yet to improve their waifu magic and makes a fem Jace with rabbit legs (like a satyr) instead of the moon rabbit fuccboi Jace wanted
>He just sighs, wipes the dude's memory again, and adds satyr bunny femJace to his ever growing harem of bunny hybrid Jaces.
>>46514647
>Day after day he returns, whittling down his stack of syphoned funds attempting to make his furry fuckboi fantasy real
>Thousands of rabbit-Jace hybrids have been made, so many that they now infest the Undercity
>The Golgari have been forced out of their colonies by the rampant overbreeding of the lusty hybrids
>The horrors get caught in the middle of the lust-crazed monstrosities, their various holes horrifically exploited
>Not even the Rakdos are safe from the slew of snogging, although they at least have a way to deal with the rabbitwalkers
>Coming Soon to the Juri Revue - 50,000 rabit fuckmonsters vs. the Cannable Clowns of Kalivasta!
>It's the bloodiest act at Rix Maadi by a strech
Well the story at least confirms the cryptoliths are directly causing Avacyn's madness (and other angels).
>>46514886
Well, being lustful and fecund are R/G traits. So Chandra and Nissa will probably get along great with Jace's legion of Soratamisonas.
>>46515280
Mm, I also noticed that the drownyard structure is growing in size - the Nephalia Drownyard card has the ring be at sea level, and the Revelations card has it rising up.
Though, that could be... actually, that's probably low tide - allowing the cultists to walk in to the exposed ring.
Most importantly, it proves that Tamiyo is the best female planeswalker, just from her being a renaissance woman - skilled at drawing, anatomy, geology and something like late 19th century physics.
>>46515319
Chandra x Nissa x Mutantrabbitwhores OTP
>>46515280
I did like the point they made that fucking with the plane's mana is going to have a strong effect on things that are made entirely of mana, like angels and demons.
Innistrad's demon population is probably going batshit, too, it's just they were already so horrible nobody noticed the difference.
>>46515376
I'd also venture to say Tamiyo is the best Blue planeswalker. I'm going to be very disappointed if Jace tries to take credit for solving this mystery.
>>46501244
>only green walker is an elf
fuck elves
stompy best green
http://imgur.com/a/Xq6YK
Images from Magic Duels - apparently missing a slide where Jace meets Tamiyo for reals.
Fills in some of the plot up until Sorin murks Avacyn.
But I'm kinda peeved that this fancy entrance of Sorin's isn't a card.
>>46515376
>>46515411
I'd say Tamiyo is best walker, especially since Elspeth is trapped/dead.
>>46515499
Well, at least that explains why Jace didn't try and mentally fix Avacyn if he was insane at the time.
>>46515499
I can't wait to get a fat pack for the player's guide story stuff.
>>46500990
>as long as you always keep in mind that he's probably constantly thinking about what happens when he fucks up and gets too arrogant
ha ha ha
>>46515499
Why couldn't they have had Avacyn and Sorin actually treat each other like family? It's so much better than robot Avacyn.
>>46515595
>Gideon is playing magic
>swings in with all of his tokens
>Jace overloads cyclonic rift
>OH HELIOD, NOT AGAIN!
>>46515634
Avacyn as the dutiful daughter who pays the price when the "sister" she never knew pays her a visit to get revenge on Sorin is a much more compelling angle than "Nahiri breaks Sorin's robot to hurt him," I agree.
>>46515634
Avacyn is a robot though.
>>46515750
>Red and white
>Lack of hope for humanity
>Neglected and forgotten by their creator
It all fits now.
>>46515634
Yeah, they kindof failed to give any evidence that Sorin gave a fuck about Avacyn.
I liked her characterization in the brief moment before she was corrupted though. I didn't think it was very robotic, she seemed rather nice.
I suppose there's a possibility that she could be resurrected, as that's a feature of angels, just without that fixing the oldwalker-tier planar protections.
Plus legendary summons are basically copies of the real thing, and as Sorin created her in the first place, it could be that would pretty much count as a resurrection.
>>46515745
I think they might do a story section on Sorin and Avacyn's past. It'd make sense to establish their bond, let them slip in more worldbuilding for Innistrad's past and perhaps bring up the WB angel again.
>>46515784
I really do hope there is some way for the angels and humans to trust in each other again after this rather than "Innistrad's fucked, but hey, fucking ZENDIKAR will be OK! Yay!"
It might be interesting at least if Nahiri's changing the rules of mana on Innistrad actually disables the "infinite lives cheat" the demons were using, or makes it possible for angels to do it as well.
>>46515821
>disables the "infinite lives cheat"
That's an interesting thought!
Or if the whole supernatural playing field was wiped clean, leaving humans to enter an Age of Reason! (and Mad Science!)...
But from the sounds of the "Avacyn's death breaks the last wards protecting the plane" it sounds like things are going to go really badly for humanity. They might have been the last things preventing the emergence of the Eldritch Moon - Nahiri might have needed to drive Avacyn mad to force Sorin to kill her himself and break the warding.
Oh, also - from the talk of gravity as a thing that means anything to the heron moon, it seems that Innistrad is an actual planet rather than just a chunk of country and ocean floating in the void. Otherwise I don't think Tamiyo's calculations would be functional.
>>46515921
Egh. Sorry about how rambling that sounds. Too much coffee.
>>46507325
I'm still upset over colored eldrazi. There should have been just a few big, colorless ones instead of a bunch of meaningless ones.
>>46515921
We've gotten confirmation of other continents on Innistrad, as well as a bit of detail on the composition of planes. Some of them are just weird disks, some of them are just planets with the planar boundary being the top of the atmosphere. Some are a small section of actual space-like space with a planet and moon(s), and hypothetically you could have one that was solar-system sized or even larger.
>>46506189
>Fuck Dragons
Heard you were talking shit, like I wouldn't find out.
>>46506507
I liked the ones with the dragons being alive.
>>46515950
>We've gotten confirmation of other continents on Innistrad
Really? I missed it then - my headcanon for Blacula was a mysterious Dark Continent, glad that's kinda supported.
>>46515984
Yep, no detail on what exactly they are, but it is probably where all these non-european people came from.
Of course, those continents are probably somehow even worse, since people are still living in the Europe full of werewolves, vampires, and other horrible things.
I seem to recall a bit of fluff that other continents get were-tigers instead of werewolves, though I'm not sure where I heard that.
>>46516027
I could totally see Solomon Kane the Cathar, plumbing the depths of blood-stained jungles filled with the mad drumming of witch doctors and demon-summoning cannibal kingdoms.
>>46516070
Yep. Too bad we'll never see it ever
>>46509988
Well, it wouldn't be the first time that poweful walkers were called titans
So why did jace give the oath if he went to innistrad? is he a liar?
>>46517308
He believes Sorin is able to help them or inform them about the next threat they need to face ("Remember, they came as three"), so he heads of to the place where he believes he can find him.
Far more dubious is the fact that, despite being the magically elected administrative head of Ravnica, he insists on ignoring the entire plane for at least a couple of months by now. I think it is only a matter of time before Ral comes to fetch Jace to haul his ass back to office.
>>46517634
It probably hasn't even been a month, I'd say Zendiakar 2 probably took 2 weeks in total, and he's been on Innistrad for all of 2-3 days now.
>>46517668
Yeah PW sparks are VERY convenient teleportation devices.
>>46517715
I've never thought about this before. Can you Walk from one area on a plane to another? When you Walk from one plane to a different one and then back to the first, does it dump you back where you started, or relative to your location on plane #2, or random, or can you choose?
>>46517743
Jace talked about it to the merfolk he was travelling with for a while, you can leave the plane and then go back to a place as long as you remember where it is. Or you can make it the luck of the draw and end up wherever. But Jace doesn't really like doing that because he's pretty bad at planeswalking for him it feels like dying. Whereas Garruk feels like he's bursting through a door and Ajani feels like he's falling but never hits the ground.
>>46517743
The way they treat Planeswalking in the stories its like they can just be anywhere at any time but they DON'T abuse it for...reasons.
>>46512061
RG babbies when?
>>46515499
>beloved creation
>daughteru replacement for Nahiri confirmed
>>46513094
And then they make babbies...somehow.
>>46517743
Yes. Jace does it in Dragon's Maze to escape a cell he was locked inside with a very hungry vampire, goes to Zendikar, then comes right back to Emmara's doorstep.
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