CYOA thread for those who want to actually do CYOA
Does this count?
>>46499393
>>46499413
>>46499393
Anything is good
I like the coop cyoa
obligatory "how's your CYOA coming along, Anon?"I miss him. It was fun insulting him for being thirsty for OC
>>46499422
what kind of coop? chicken coop? little deuce coop? coop-a-cabra? coop from megas? coop Philippines political party? cooped up?
>>46499485
The one where someone else gets to choose a downside or what you get from your choices
It had "Gifted" where you could choose what they're good at
Is this allowed?
>>46499566
>>46499566
>>46499578
I'd say so, since it doesn't force you to be someone else's waifu.And the mystery box option is pretty clear that they're not your waifu.
There's something wrong with you if you're so childish you have to make a thread screaming "Don't post CYOA I don't like here!"
>>46499733
Its not about posting the CYOA its about the 80+ posts of bullshit and fetishes.
>>46499750
Also I didnt make this thread I just cant stand when CYOAG starts reminding me of Katawa Shugo thread 3948 (Inb4 they are at 5k by now)
lol
>>46499336
Choose platformer, become Basketball sensation.
>>46499843
>>46499843
>>46499881
I'd dump my whole waifu folder if my internet wasn't acting up, but it is so you'll just have to deal with this little bit of chocolate in your peanut butter.
>>46499843
If you're going to post it in spite of OP, at least post the newest version.
>>46499843
>>46499881
>>46499906
Wow, sure showed him XD
>>46499912
Thanks senpai
>>46499393
>>46499413
FULL NORDIC VIKING
+10 (13) MIGHT
BELLOW LUNGS
+3 (5) BUSHINESS
FLAGELATION (+3 Might)
SIGRID (+2 Bushiness)
A DOZEN FUCKBOYS, I WOULD TAKE MORE BUT I NEED SPACE ON MY BOAT FOR MEAD AND THE FUCKBOYS ARE WORTHLESS BEYOND LAUGHING AT THEIR PATHETIC EXISTENCE. 12 IS JUST ENOUGH SO I CAN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME.
VALHALLAS
THE WARP
CRAFTWORLD
310 POINTS
I'LL GO TO VALHALLA, THE REAL FUCKING PLACE, I WENT THE FIRST TIME JUST TO LET THEM KNOW I'M COMING. I HAD TO DESTROY A PLANET AND THE WARP BEFORE I WENT THERE BECAUSE IT WAS AN ITCH I HAD TO SCRATCH. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE JUST FUCKED AROUND IN VALHALLA.
>>46499336
>choose music
>make music with farts/burps/etc.
>people will refer to it as awesome and compare it to legends alike
I'm just living for the lulz
>>46499906
We dont care about waifus anon, we care about the 80 posts of fetish bullshit filling the thread.
>>46499975
But your OP said no waifus.
Now there are waifus.
>>46499862
>Post-Apo cyoa
>no Sixth Extinction apocalypse
>>46500045
Not OP
>>46499529
this one?
>>46500399
The infection! It's spreading!!
>>46500399
>>46500210
Yes exactly
>Immortality
>Wish: I wish I could shapeshift ino anything at will
>Gifted
>Gifted
>Magical Equipment: Ring of Imposing Will- Allows me to make someone do anything for me, but it can't make people commit crimes
>>46500451
You're immortal as long as you remain a living being.
You can shapeshift into anything at will, the form is chosen at random. If it's an unliving object you die.
You're gifted at arguing over the internet, but only when the argument is pointless pedantry.
You're gifted at always finding a way to derail a subject with the most inane topic change possible.
Your ring lets you make someone, chosen at random, to do anything for me. You still have to figure out who is under your control to give them your first order, though, and it could be anyone in the world.
>>46499770
I think it's boring, too, but you're literally going
>REEEEE STOP HAVING FUN HOW YOU WANT, HAVE FUN HOW *I* WANT
>>46500420
The ironic fact is that the infection was always there, as early as the first post, since the OP had a waifu option.
It's too bad this thread doesn't get shut down, it really shouldn't have been allowed with a perfectly serviceable one still going.
>>46500286
>>46499770
I have no idea what that means.
>>46500573
It's not ironic at all. Everyone knew this thread would do absolutely nothing. The OP was just throwing a tantrum and now we have two identical threads with the exact same people in them. Hopefully this gets deleted.
>>46500581
>>>/vg/137738972
Referring to that
>>46500373
>No Waifus edition
>>46500597
I know, I just don't know what you're trying to say with it.
>>46500596
Other thread is close to autosaging anyway. So this will become the real one and waifushitposting will be considered off topic.
>>46500617
I came back to 80 new posts and atleast 75 of them were fetish/waifu/etc bullshit and no actual CYOA or even choice discussion. So im comparing the other thread to KSG.
>>46500619
>>46500619
Mods don't respect an OP's autism sorry to tell you.
>>46500641
Waifu CYOAs are still actual CYOAs despite whatever the fuck neurotic fallacy you're trying to project here.
What you came to was a thread that you don't like. I don't like it particularly either, but I'm capable of filtering out things that don't interest me.
>>46500685
Oncemore for the umpteenth time im not OP, im just someone who hates /the off topic fetish shitposting/ i dont care if you're replying to a waifu cyoa and choosing a waifu, as long as you're actually choosing an adventure.
>>46500619
>and waifushitposting will be considered off topic.
Oh, dear innocent anon. :^)
>>46499661
Post that with the link to the image versions Dummy.
>>46500700
>Off topic
For the fiftieth time, people have been telling you that discussing a CYOA is NOT offtopic just because you don't like it.
>>46500700
So basically you're saying that many CYOAs are off topic. In the CYOA thread.
Nah, anon, just nah. You don't actually have any technicalities on your side here. You'll have to deal with it.
>>46500619
>So this will become the real one and waifushitposting will be considered off topic.
Ahahaha, NO. I've not seen that level of naivety in ages.
I'm sorry, but off topic would be if we weren't discussing a cyoa, and guess what?
The latest waifu shitfest cyoa is still a cyoa.
>>46500700
You really, really shouldn't frequent the cyoa threads if you feel that way.
>>46500711
They arent discussing the CYOA they are circlerjerking and touching themselves. No discussion of the options is happening. Just fapping anon. Hence the comparison to KSG.
>>46500700
anon, it's on-topic to discuss options in a CYOA.
These threads aren't JUST for posting the CYOA images, you're allowed to post what you picked and discuss why, too.
>>46500726
>Discussion of CYOA isn't discussion if I don't like it
Sorry anon, no.
This is a shitfest and you all need to stop falling for the bait. You had your fun filling last thread with discussion of that one CYOA, Can we keep it out of this thread now?
If we want to be 'technical' its not a CYOA at all. But in the same sense that VNs aren't videogames.
TLDR talk about CYOAs stop talking about fetishes. This isn't /d/.
>>46500759
It's a shitfest because you're being a retard and trying to tell people a CYOA isn't a CYOA if you don't like it and that CYOA discussion is offtopic if you don't like it. Don't be stupid and don't make stupid OPs if you don't want to be called out.
And no, I'm posting it once the other thread dies if this one is still around. Because fuck you.
>>46500759
>you all need to stop falling for the bait
You should start by not posting obvious bait.
>>46500759
>But in the same sense that VNs aren't videogames.
I think you're confusing Visual Novels (choices and multiple endings) with Kinetic Novels (click through to read the story).
>>46500784
Anon I cant be more clear than 'Talk about cyoas not fetishes'
Talking about who has a dick and whether or not your waifu would cuck you isnt on topic its just fetish baiting.
>>46500799
If its obvious why are there so many people responding to it and shitting up our /second thread/ made to avoid the shitposting?Can we make a third thread and all agree to stop shitposting, waifu and antiwaifu and anything inbetween for atleast the first hundred posts?
>>46500832
Again, it is on-topic because it's discussing the CYOA. You do not control what is or isn't on topic.
Less Bickering, more CYOA
I'm OP and I made this just so we can do stuff instead of bickering
>>46500210
>Combine
>Gifted
>Magical Equipment: Enchanted Panties that changes the sex of whoever wears them
>Magical Equipment: Glasses that allow anyone who wears it to see through people's clothes
>Magical Equipment: App on my phone that allows me to learn about anyone I take a picture of
>>46500832
Anon, if you won't take your own advice, you need to just stop pretending to be some righteous poster.
You're not.
Just like the previous shitfest cyoa, there will always be something that someone is griping about in cyoa. You don't get to have a neat, tidy, pretty cyoa thread.
Hell, that's not what 4chan is to begin with. I'm sorry, but grow a thicker skin.
>>46500872
You made a thread saying 'don't post CYOA I don't like' and expected no bickering?
>>46500876
>I'm sorry, but grow a thicker skin.
Actually, I take that back.
I'm not sorry.
Our threads, by nature, are always prone to discuss the latest posted cyoa. For better or worse, you get used to the discussion, or you find something more productive to do with your time.
If that's not acceptable, deal with it. It's always been how cyoa, as well as /tg/, roll.
>>46500876
>>46500865
I keep saying. I dont care about posting on topic and discussing the CYOA, the posts in that thread are NOT about the CYOA, the only relevent part is the names, everything else is just stroking and fetishizing. 'I bet this waifu would cuck me. hot.' and such
>>46500872
Combine: >>46499566
>Add baby
Gifted:
>At making bait threads
Panties:
>After taking them off, the person becomes transgendered/whatever it's called where you hate your dick. The longer you wear them, the more you want to cut off your dick
Glasses
>Everyone knows how they work
App
>You learn everything with no ability to filter the information, including the size of their last shit etc.
>>46500883
It's pejorative, want to punish me by fucking with my CYOA choices?
>>46500872
You didn't take Combine.
>>46500872
If your goal was to create less bickering then you're a fucking idiot without any sense for this community. You did pretty much the exact opposite of what you intended. Please don't create threads until you know what you're doing.
>>46500915
But they are. You don't get to decide posts you don't like don't count.
>>46500959
I dont understand where you're getting your opinion from, You're just putting words in my mouth.
>>46500915
> the posts in that thread are NOT about the CYOA, the only relevent part is the names, everything else is just stroking and fetishizing. 'I bet this waifu would cuck me. hot.' and such
That's what those CYOAs are about. They are about "stroking and fetishizing. 'I bet this waifu would cuck me. hot.' and such", as you put it.
>>46500210
>Wish: I wish there would be no arguing in CYOA threads
>Gifted
>Gifted
>Gifted
>Magical Equipment: Banhammer which can ban shitposters
>>46500986
The posts arent about the CYOAs themselves, just the fetishes involved. Aka /d/ stuff.
>>46500915
>the only relevent part is the names,
How is it not relevant that they are talking about the named characters?
You also seem unhealthily focused on stroking and fetishizing. I think that's mainly you that is stuck on that.
Just don't frequent the cyoa thread for awhile if it bothers you so much. This is, and always has been, how the cyoa thread works.
>>46501012
The CYOAs are /d/ stuff in the first place. Deal with it.
>>46500999
>Wish: I wish there would be no arguing in CYOA threads
Granted, there are no longer CYOA threads.
>Gifted
You're gifted at sucking old man penis.
>Gifted
You're gifted at hurting yourself.
>Gifted
You're gifted at septic tank cleaning.
>Banhammer
Granted. You are now permanently banned from all chans on all IPs. Trying to avoid this will get the new IP permanently banned.
>>46501012
The fetishes are part of the CYOA so they're relevant discussion. Get over it.
>>46501028
Such a lust for revenge
>>46501028
The banhammer is supposed to be equipment, not a wish effect
otherwise the wish is bad too, since you obviously didn't grant it
>>46501039
This is a worksafe board, if the fetishes are the relevent discussion >>>/d/
>>46501047
Wrong. The banhammer works, it just also bans you, and the wish was granted, as there is no longer any arguing in CYOA threads.
>>46501052
How old are you, anon?
>>46501052
The mods disagree. CYOA threads are allowed on /tg/ including discussion fetish ones as long as they have no NSFW images. All CYOA threads on /d/ are deleted.
>>46501052
CYOAs belong on /tg/ and only /tg/.
Non-worksafe on 4chan refers to porn and shock images. Even the most explicit written content is not moderated, and those CYOAs aren't explicitly pornographic in the first place.
>>46501063
You're bad at this you fucking dumbass
The wish's wording was twisted and the magic item's effect prevents him from using it
>>46501080
Then why was erpg banned?
>>46501092
Because it was decided that a thread about erp only wasn't on-topic. CYOA are innately on-topic.
>>46501092
Why was "Do you play girl characters?" deleted a few hundred times? Because the rules aren't explicit so mods enforce them subjectively.
>>46501108
Iunno, RP even of an erotic nature feels more on topic than whats going on in the other thread right now. Maybe its just me.
>>46501127
It's just you. Mods have made it clear CYOA are on-topic as is discussion of CYOA. All CYOA.
>stop liking things I don't like ;_;
Grow the fuck up.
>>46501091
How so? You can browse 4chan while banned, so he can witness shitposters to ban.
>>46500210
>Immortal Little Girl
>Magical Equipment: Wand of Loli, makes others into little girls too
>Magical Equipment: Cute Dress, a dress that fits me that can morph into different styles
>Magical Equipment: Ring of Purity, anyone who is wearing this ring is only cute, no lewds
>Gifted
>>46501195
>>46501063
It's still not an item.
The wish still wasn't granted.
Your answers suck ass.
>>46501222
>>Immortal Little Girl
You are immortal as long as people think you're an actual little girl and you are formally adopted into a family. If you're not, you start aging.
>>Magical Equipment: Wand of Loli, makes others into little girls too
Only works if they are already convinced that they are little girls. Not just wish to be, sincerely believe they are prepubescent females.
>>Magical Equipment: Cute Dress, a dress that fits me that can morph into different styles
These styles are restricted to the current trends.
>>Magical Equipment: Ring of Purity, anyone who is wearing this ring is only cute, no lewds
Its effects are permanent. No lewds ever.
>>Gifted
You are gifted at manipulation.
I tried not to make it too awful but also kinda sucky, not sure if I managed the balance.
>>46501303
>ANON DIDN'T GIVE ME EVERYTHING I WANTED STOP BEING SO MEAN
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
>>46501332
It wasn't my reply, anon. I'm just telling you as a third party that you didn't follow the rules on two items, so he can ignore your reply. Try to do better next time.
>>46501332
>Going literally against the CYOA
Ok anon, it's past your bedtime
>>46501303
Yes it was. You got your hammer.
Yes it was. There's no arguing.
>>46501398
He didn't get a banhammer as an item, he got the banhammer in the sense of the expression that someone gets banned. That's wrong, you failed to give a proper answer within the rules of the CYOA.
The wish also failed, since there are still CYOA threads, both of them in fact, and the other specific ones. Maybe you should have used your imagination when answering the wish, instead of going braindead over it.
>>46500210
>Wish: I wish that what I get, the replier gets too
>Gifted
>Magic Equipment: Wand of Transformation, can transform the person holding it into any other humanoid
>True Form
>>46501435
I granted his wish, anon. I'm telling you my intent was that he got the item, just that it automatically banned him too.
>There are still CYOA threads
You do know that we're not actual genies right?
I love this thread. There's been fewer CYOAs posted and much less discussion about CYOAs.
It's great.
>>46501483
Why couldn't you have wished for Little girl immortality + no objective?
We could've had so muchfuntogether...
>>46500210
>Immortality
>True Form
>Gifted
>Money
>>46501360
Pretty sure those all suck except the Hero.
Oh, what a thread! What a lovely thread!
>>46501509
>>46500210
>Wish: I wish any effect would happen to the replier too
>Immortal Girl, no objective
>Magical Equipment: Twins Rope, if 2 people hold an end of the rope, reality shifts so that they were always twins
>Magical Equipment: Ring of Cuteness, whoever wears the ring will be cute
>>46499336
>no waifu edition.
Can op actually do that?
>>46501586
>>46501590
give me like, ten-fifteen minutes
>>46501594
No. He's a fucking idiottwat
>>46501594
Nope!
>>46501586
>>46501596
>>46501594
Nope! :^>
>mfw reading the secret waifu reveals from last thread
>>46501612
>>46501606
>>46501604
OP here, currently sucking on a few dicks
I planned for this to avoid bickering, and look at all the CYOA going on :3
>>46501490
Intent is irrelevant, when you fail the answer it's customary to disregard your post
>>46501637
But I did answer, sweetie.
>>46501651
You betrayed the rules
>>46501632
Yup! Just the way you like them. Pointless image dumps, no discussions and plenty of waifu!
>>46501659
I make the rules. I am the law.
>>46501651
And failed.
>>46501668
No, that's the CYOA author.
Identical Twin CYOA should be done by tonight
>>46501686
How do you know that's not me?
>>46499336
>pick roleplaying
>be a bard
>play it absurdly safe/get friends with revival magic
>do shit tons of research
>gain clone, demiplane and plane shift
>make multiple clones in personal pocket universes
>live forever no phylactery required
(obviously you get all the other cool shit of being a vaguely competent person with class levels that avoids combat)
>>46501723
Because you're an idiot
>>46501737
So was the author.
>>46501715
ETA approximately how many hours? I'm asking because timezones.
>>46501749
Nuh-uh
>>46501666
Here is a quick discussion starter.
http://strawpoll.me/7296993
>>46501762
Anon please
>>46501751
Sometime within rhe next 10 hours
>>46501723
Because even if you are the same person you're not the author at the time of CYOA creation, which is what matters.
>>46501766
You can't post just the secrets. You're doing it wrong.
>>46501766
I wish I could report this because its clearly /d/ but I dont think the mod would actually look at it and the thumbnails are too small to tell they are porn
>>46501590
Wish granted. All other effects of your post are fulfilled when we're both asleep simultaneously.
Immortal girl: The wisher looks as they wish to and at the age they wish to be, but they must be either young enough or look young enough to be considered a "little girl".
Magical Twin rope: Granted, but it works for any two people who use it.
Of course, no one would ever know if anyone used it.
Magical Ring: You look so cute people can't help themselves; they must tell you how cute you are, and offer you candy.
Yes, those two drawbacks are as awful as the effects are good.
>>46501801
It's not porn.
>>46501801
SFW, butthurt anon. All CYOA are /tg/.
>>46501789
Poll only makes sense that way. But fine. Here is 1/3
Here is 3/3
>>46501821
Here is 2/3
>>46501766
Here is 1/3
>>46501821
Imaginary CYOA:
-Pick one-
1: This CYOA exists
2: It doesn't
One side is wrong
>>46501766
>average french woman
What happened to the days when french women were considered desirable?
>>46501935
They went out the window when it became fashionable for women to shave and shower instead of being stinky hairy beast women, and the French didn't catch on. They stayed awful, and so now they are perceived as awful.
>>46496113
>>46496125
>>46496127
>>46496138
>>46496159
>>46496159
Eidolon
Name: Jii, The Creator
Ordinary Life: Not So Ordinary Monster
>150 Points
Strength: 5
Toughness: 5
Agility: 5
Magic: 100
Elemental Egg
Humanoid: Djinn
Normal Size
>Magic
Water, Earth, Time, Space, Fauna, Flora, Electricity, Metal
>Perks
Cute/Attractive, Supernatural Sense
>Complications
Linked Pain, Public Enemy, Hunger of the Ages, Clingy, Obsession: Creation, Cheery
>Friends
Ardith Aldaine & Uriel
Raziel, The Keeper of Secrets
Desire
>Enemies
Bunbun
Jumeo & Roliet
Super Mecha Magnolia
Sir Ferdinand
Fuck this gay Earth, I'm taking my companions and setting off to space. Yes, even Raziel. Especially Raziel. Dude could use some traveling.
Using the power of MAGIC my monster will construct a spaceship. It will start off nothing more than an ecosystem inside giant wheel of enclosed metal spinning through space, but Ardith and her familiar can slowly turn it into a proper spaceship. Time is not an issue when we're immortal.
Eventually combine technology and magic to make FTL travel. Travel across the universe spreading the seeds of life wherever we go.
>>46501766
People really dont like poor hermaphrodite san huh? Poor girl didnt want to be born like that.
>>46501994
But she is and she's disgusting.
>>46501999
True. I just feel pity for her i guess. Not enough pity to get fucked in the ass though
>>46500210
>Wish: I wish someone else would pick for me
>>46501914
Obviously it does, or I wouldn't be picking
>>46501994
It's more a case of the creator going out of their way to make her nice, then throwing her on the futa trash heap because they wanted to pretend to be mysterious and clever.
That said, I found Murder-chan to be the worst, because any way you look at it, you're gonna end up dead either by her hand, or her secret. There's really no happily ever after with her.
>>46502020
>Gifted x4
>>46502062
>either by her hand
Only if you trigger her programing to protect the secrets of the institute. I am still reading as she blacks out and kills you, similar to the american dad and haley episode.
>her secret.
This seems more likely. Seems like a lot of people would go after you to get to her. Although it is stated she has a pretty firm network of contacts so she might be able to protect you.
>>46502121
>You are the best at taking dicks up the ass
>You are the best at being a trap
>You are the best at attracting guys attention
>You are the best at talking like a girl
>>46502123
>I am still reading as she blacks out and kills you
That's especially bad, because you have no idea how little is required to trigger it, and worse, she has zero control over it.
I'm reasonably sure the programming is of the "you're fucked" type.
>Although it is stated she has a pretty firm network of contacts so she might be able to protect you.
No government support, protection worthless. If anything, the network is probably compromised already.
It's more likely the government will be part of the secret, looking to erase all traces of a failed or terminated program.
>>46501513
Anyone?
>>46502183
It is fair. She is probably the most dangerous ti be with, but i at least think she would never consciously hurt you, and i am willing to take a chance on her
>>46502226
Consciously, sadly, will probably have little bearing on her killing you. The danger is what she will unconsciously do to you out of pure instinct, the moment she sees you as a threat - based on a secret she is keeping from you - except you already know it, and must avoid screwing up and letting the trained assassin realize you know.
I really wish she had been written differently. As written, she's a dead end for anons. I blame it on bad character design by the creator.
>>46501766
I wonder if it's possible to make one of these cyoas and not have it blossom into an autism firestorm?
I mean, for example, future loli in this one hasn't really upset anyone. There were a couple girls in the last one that everyone mostly agreed were okay too.
Could one not, in theory, just make a waifu-box without the hidden futas, unfaithful traps, and mentally dangerous waifus and have everyone more or less agree that it's okay?
>>46502280
Well the CYOA says that if you take it slow you should be fine.
Sp despite the danger of death she's my pick.
>>46501594
He could if people weren't shitstains but they are so he can't.
>>46501848
I'd picked Tabitha and the Nine card, since like many others I'd thought that was an extra pick. Which... actually works out OK for me. I have to leave town because, well, this place is going to trigger kaiju status in seconds and then it's only a question of whether the military or the Doctor get to me first. But that's OK. There's plenty of nice places away from the big cities, most of the real polluting industry's gone to China anyway.
Figure I'll settle out in the west of Ireland somewhere and live much the same kind of lifestyle she has done previously. Question, though; I mean, if I'm leaving town and settling in a rural area then I'm probably going to end up starting a family there. Just how heritable is the monster thing? Are my children likely to have this problem too?
>>46501513
To be immortal you must have sex with a woman.
Your true form is yourself, but with a vagina instead of a dick and balls.
You are the best at having sex with women
You get money from doing porn in your true form
>>46502308
Yes, but that's not the motivation of the people who make these. They want to put awful stuff in the boxes.
>>46502020
sorry anon, this is what you got: >>46502174>implying you didn't give yourself those gifts
>>46502308
You should try it out.
>>46502338
That went better then expected.
>>46502308
>I mean, for example, future loli in this one hasn't really upset anyone
Future loli is probably the best designed waifu of the bunch, in my opinion.
The problem is several of the trap (haha) options, where the creator screwed up and refused to learn from past errors.
As >>46502340 mentions, the cyoa creator in question LIKES putting awful things in their cyoa, boxes or otherwise.
So to answer your question, yes, it is possible to make a likable waifu-box without it being crap.
It's just we keep getting the cyoa we deserve, and not the cyoa we want.
>>46502280
I dont think she is gonna go out of the way to hunt you down per se. I think she is probably triggered by say, mentioning program x, and she automatically kills whomever mentioned it. Only later, when she has a knife in your stomach as you are hugging her bodu, does she realize what she just did.
>>46500707
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/43r0qdm4sm895/The_End_Approaches
Reposting
>>46499056
>>46499080
>>46499336
>greatest party of all time
>no alc or other drugs
yea, thats not how partys workunless you are 7 years old
i think i would go for city building
>>46502352
:^)
>>46502382
>I dont think she is gonna go out of the way to hunt you down per se
You really can't avoid it, she gets closest to her boyfriend, as it clearly states. Due to her secret, being with her is deadly in two ways - her, or the secret itself.
All it would take is for someone to try and take out a hit on her, and the moment you realize she's being shot at, she'd shank you as soon as you see her pull out her own weapons.
It's like playing potato with a live pressure-sensitive mine that is light sensitive as well.
Except it also goes off with sudden noises.
It also blows up if you look at it funny. Or if you touch the wrong spot on it. Or if you try to research...just about anything about it.
Or if a long list of undocumented things that you don't know about...happen.
Oh, and the maker of the deadly mine? They want to remove the mine from circulation, and if they realize you know what the mine is, you're likely on the removal list as well.
>>46500373
Psycho easily, as it doesnt effect me.
>>46499566
>baby modifiers
>spend points to feel even more miserable
this is even retarded for a fetish cyoa
>>46502501
In short, it's like playing Paranoia.
You lose, no matter what. It's just a question of how soon.
>>46502501
>All it would take is for someone to try and take out a hit on her, and the moment you realize she's being shot at, she'd shank you as soon as you see her pull out her own weapons.
I just dont think that is the case. I think the only thing that sets her off is the specific mentioning of the program she was a part of. Her being a trained killer is probably not the same.
It literally becomes a game of
>dont say x
And as long as you dont say x, she is gonna be a super loving waifu. Main problem comes from outside threats than her herself.
>>46502563
That anon has already decided you're wrong no matter what. It's what happens with cursed waifu CYOAs.
>>46502587
He is not necessarily wrong, she is dangerous, but not to the extent anon seems to think. Most major problems are probabky gonna come from people trying tk get at her through you, rather than her hurting you for mentioning program x.
>>46502378
I might, but I've never tried my hand at a waifu cyoa before so I don't really what types of girls /tg/ would go for. Beyond the usual standbys of amazoness, titty monster, and loli.
Perhaps I will think on it, and should I post it I will make sure to include your post so everyone knows who to blame.
>>46502613
Don't you not know the programs name?
>>46502563
>And as long as you dont say x,
Except it's more a case of, "Don't say x, y, z, and a bunch of other things you have no idea about."
I'm not saying it's impossible to avoid saying x.
I'm saying it's out of your hands, because the combination of saying those things and the troubles her secret brings leave you with nowhere to hide, and very, very dead.
>>46502634
k.
I'm waiting for this waifu CYOA to blow over so I can post mine.I think I'm starting to develop a fetish for anon actually making a CYOA, rather than him bitching that no one will make it for him.
>>46502634
Childhood friend is another common one.
>>46502670
Maybe anons have developed a fetish for you helping them, like you're their senpai
>>46502587
Eh, they're welcome to their interpretation.
I just think it's kinda...naive? Unrealistic? Avoiding what's pretty clearly written in the cyoa?
There's no safety zone with Roberta, unfortunately. I'd have liked her to be written differently.
>>46502613
>but not to the extent anon seems to think.
Yes, that is what I said. He has decided there is literally no way she won't kill you and that his pick is perfect in every way.
You can't argue with these people.
>>46502647
Yes, because of the witch.
>>46502657
You know very slecifically what triggers her. Just dont mention the program which is confidential
>guns
Fine to talk about
>governement programs
Fine tk talk about
>child soldiers
Fine to talk about
>specifically mentioning the top secret program
Not fine to talk about.
>>46500285
So how do I play this exactly? Can I say, choose the goblin, refuse her dowries then be able to save the human one and rinse repeat till I have all the princesses? What if I choose only one dowry?
>>46502530
Perhaps it's something that pregnancy fetish people get off to?
>>46502680
God, I hope not. I want them to stop begging others to do shit for them
>>46502690
And I think you're a shitposter who has decided his opinion is the only true one, as you keep shoving it down everyone's throat.
>>46502713
>>46502530
It is, generally in this kind of shit there's something like 'the kicking is erogenous instead of painful like it is in real life', but they neglected to mention it in the CYOA probably because they take that for granted at this point.
Does anyone have the old slave market cyoa?
>>46502691
>that his pick is perfect in every way.
Uh, no.
Saying one of them is designed the best of the bunch doesn't mean she's perfect.
They're ALL bad, in their own ways. It's just shades of "you lose", or "you lose, maybe".
>>46502705
>You know very slecifically what triggers her. Just dont mention the program which is confidential
Actually, it mentions her instinctual response is in response to the "possibility" of leaked information. She's still taking missions, which means anything could be a possible leak if you're unlucky.
You could talk about something as minor as Canada, and she might react. Notice that her writeup doesn't say WHERE she killed her previous four kills, nor her three subsequent ones.
Why would her boyfriend talk about the place she blew away her target? Sure, he's claiming it has to do with something on tv, but isn't that too...coincidental?
Or maybe you mention a funny story in the paper. Oops, turns out it relates to her previous mission...
>>46499566
>City Mods
Bazaarneither Bazarre nor Bazzare - How is one even this stupid to use two DIFFERENT wrong forms of writing in only one paragraph?
Accepting
Magical RealmI think the Creator of this doesent know what Magical Realm really means
>Personal Mods
Home
Choose Appearancenot Apearance
Attractive
>Transformation
Alter Ego (not a pregnant women so i dont have to be a pregnant women)
Change Face
Inhuman (give me more efficient organs and muscles that have (nearly) the same shape of human ones)
>Job
Adventurer
Dont need the rest of points.
God is this cyoa stupid
With 27 Options (-2 since two are free)of wich 4 are shit as pointed out in >>46502530and 18 Perk Points to spend it would be faster to just choose the Perks you dont want.
>>46502734
No, that's the OP with their No Waifu hardline.
I'm not much interested in shoving anything down your throat, anon.
Just here to spitball about the latest cyoa, since there's nothing else cyoa-related that's reeeeally new and interesting atm.
We should have 2 separate cyoa threads. One on /d/ for shitty fapbait ones with no substance like the ones that get posted here or on /b/ that people roll for, and one for typical fantasy/scifi settings, which is generally what this board is used for. That way both the degenerate autist shitposters AND the people who want new character ideas can win. And maybe just link the /d/ one from here so people dont get mad. Its a win-win in my book
>>46502945
>I'm not much interested in shoving anything down your throat, anon.
That's really hot, anon.
Well, I've written 157 words of the intro. I know the tone of the CYOA, I just need to figure out all the categories and avoid it being a complete copy of the one that inspired me
>>46503010
You should stop posting such poor bait. It's honestly pretty boring.
>>46503010
>One on /d/ for shitty fapbait ones
As was mentioned before, cyoa isn't allowed on /d/, this has been made clear and isn't practical.
Cyoa, for better or worse, is kept here.
>>46502903
Mentioning the country where she did a mission won't do much unless you force it on her.
If something that might trigger her reaction is on the tv or paper then she will realise there has been an information leak but won't have any reason to suspect you. Unless you bring it up to her a while after reading it on the TV or paper.
She's still is the most dangerous of the girls to have but really as long as you're wary it should be fine.
>>46503010
Nobody likes you. Nobody cares you're triggered. There's no reason to keep talking about this.
Even if people agreed with you it still wouldn't happen, since the board doesn't want us to have that many threads.
>>46503028
Wait, I misread. I thought you said something akin
>there are other things I'd rather shove down your throat
Way to crush my dreams.
>>46502926
Have to add one thing to my post>>46499566 AlcehmistAnon? really? ALCEMISTANON? you failed your fucking own name too?
>>46503031
>as long as you're wary
Um, how?
Look, I'm not trying to be an ass.
It just seems really unrealistic what you're saying, especially the longer you stay with her.
The only way it ends happily is if her secret goes away permanently, and that's pretty unlikely to happen.
>>46503031
Also, your reasoning only works if her kill switch is conscious.
It's not, it's involuntary. It's instinctual.
>>46501821
you went out of your way to say you'd made the dickgirl obvious, then the obvious dickgirl was a red herring. It isn't credible when you say you're trying to avoid shitstorms.
>>46499336
>no waifus
>can'ttellmewhattodo.avi
>>46502779
>>46503074
Well, i think me and anon think that you have to be REALLY freaking specific to get her to kill you. You seem to think mentioming anything may set her off. Just a disagreement on intepretation i guess. I firmly agree your life will be in danger, but not from her.
>>46503114
>>46503101
What? I am not the creator anon kun
>>46503119
All three of you will probably get your answers tomorrow when the CYOA maker answers questions.
>>46503138
>>46503074
>>46503094
Fair enough if the kill switch is instinctual then yeah you can be screwed by chance though it is very low.
But over the long term your main goal shouldn't be to hide info from her but rather do as recommended "play it cool and take it slowly". To prevent chances staking against you over time.
Plus the info for the trigger should be at least somewhat specific even if it instinctual as otherwise she could kill random people talking about it.
>>46501766
About Moon+Dae, can't you just cheese the whole thing by telling the truth, then convincing Dae to relay the information to the past, so that she knows without us ever telling her? Or is this time travel different?
>>46503010
Have a CYOA.
>>46503237
Nani?
>>46501766
Why do people hate bisexual immortal so much? Seems like she has least amount of problems
>>46503313
I don't know really. I think people might be suspicious she keeps all her fuckbuddies while you're dating, which is the kind of infidelity that pisses people off.
>>46503269
For the Moon card, you have to have your waifu kiss you willingly and sober. But you can't tell her anything, or the transformation's permanent.
However, Dae will get the ability to contact her past self from the future, so by telling her in one timeline, then having her relay the info to her past self, similar to the Freaky February situation, wouldn't her past self know about the deal without us telling her in the first place?
>>46503382
That depends on how time travel works. It might involve stable loops or causality retcons instead of multiple timelines.
Also her epileptic fits are said to result in patchy information because the traumatic experience destroys some of the new memories. Meaning you have no guarantee she'd get that information.
>>46503028
>>46503029
>>46503044
Well it doesnt seem like anybody but me and OP want more variety. I guess there's ebbs and flows to CYOAs and i'll just have to sit these out until people get bored of imagining cartoon gf's. This waifu invasion was always part of CYOA but it didnt start dominating this general completely until several months ago. at least im not a faggot like you cartoonfuckers i guess
>>46503437
>He says, as he posts on this anime imageboard.
>>46503437
Be the change you want to see and make some quality non-waifu CYOA.
I fucking hate the /d/ faggots who ruined these threads.
>>46503568
>>46499881
>>46499912
>>46499906
>>46503437
>want more variety
The only thing you're advocating is getting rid of things you don't like. That isn't wanting more variety, it's wanting less.
>>46503628
>>46503568
>>46501594
It's like the Supreme Court telling Jackson he can't take Injun lands. OP has made his decision, now let him enforce it.
imo, just let everyone do their own CYOA thing. Telling people what to do doesn't solve anything.
>>46503849
Kill all the /d/ faggots
>>46503900
SAD pls.
>>46503900
This isn't me, obviously.
>>46503953
Was >>46503568 you, dear SDA?
>>46499336
>didnt post last thread
>>46503568
Tsun
yo does anyone have the updated version of this Cyoa?
>>46501594
No, every man have the right to have a useless neet with an imaginary girlfriend isntead of having a real one and doing anything of meaning in his life.
>>46503967
Neither of them are.
>>46504018
>Being able to get an actual girfriend
>Laughing neckbear
>>46503437
You're a drama queen. Grow up and learn to ignore what you don't like. That or go to reddit where you can downvote all the posts that trigger you.
>>46504032
Stop that please.
I really don't know what people get from pretending to be me. They never even talk about my CYOAs.
>>46504057
Don't know SDA, I think people are currently mocking you for whining about fetishes with your track record.
>>46503999
That is perfect.
Expect the picture to be in my CYOAin like four months
