>There are things that the church cannot absorb nor destroy. These things must be locked away and the key must be destroyed.
>They do these great feats by ... employing autistic paladins
You ever read a setting detail that just blows your brain so hard you can't take the rest of the (otherwise good) setting seriously?
>>46493981
I'm sorry, what?
>>46494005
Excerpt of this:
http://goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2016/02/sleeping-priests.html?m=0
>>46493981
So I have a chance to become a paladin?
>>46494042
One specifically employed in fighting rogue gods, apparently.
>>46494037
>They are tended to by the youngest monks, who only sleep 6 hours a night because they are so busy spitting pre-chewed food into the mouths of sleeping old men.
BUT WHO WIPES THE PRIESTS' ASSES
>>46494489
Their mothers.
>>46493981
Maybe in the future they'll switch to cucked Paladins. That could be you.
>>46494655
More cucked I become the stronger I get!
>>46494838
WORST SUPERPOWER EVER.
>>46494489
>only sleep 6 hours a night
I call that sleeping in, who ever wrote all this is shit, SHIIIIIITTTTT
>>46494266
But what of the Rouge Gods?
>>46494838
Nah, just hang out withblack Jimmy Olsenand you're undedable.
