>Walking through a strange marketplace
>Feel a small pat and notice your bag of coins is gone
>Turn to see this
What do you do?
perform seppuku for being in a shitty world
Jokes on him, that's a pouch of pebbles and my real coin pouch is in the backpack, next to the alchemist's fire flasks.
What am I playing as?
>>46489133
wonder how it can smile with a beak
>>46489133
MAG DUMP
BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG CLICK
>>46489133
Proceed to run after the tief, catch and perform punishment rape.
like every gay furry comic.
>>46489176
in these threads its usually your current/most recent character
>>46489133
>Finger of Death intensifies
Don't fuck with the power-mage, lvl 3 rogue bitch
>>46489133
Breath a sigh of relief as the cursed coins are finally gone and my torment will be over soon.
>>46489162
Are they shiny pebbles? Because that might be a win for him anyway.
>>46489250
So either I unload two autopistols into his back, or laugh all the way to the bank as I realize I played DH1e scum and I never had any money in the first place, and probably couldn't even afford to replace the bullets.
Roast fowl for dinner, if my dogs don't ruin the meat.
>>46489294
No, but they're multicolored and arranged such that a color-blind person wont know that they're multicolored.
>>46489133
Transmute his pants to stone.
>>46489133
Smite him. For he deserves it for stealing from someone wearing his god's symbol openly as only a cleric would.
>>46489396
what god does a thieving magpie worship
https://youtu.be/3qOkSb4N--M?t=3m24s
>>46489430
Go find a necromancer to ask him, I don't give a shit.
>>46489133
I smite him.
>>46489133
>Take chase
>Catch him and get back my money
>Smile at him suggestively
>Murder him
>Harvest his organs
>Continue on my way
>>46489502
What are you going to do with a bunch of fucking bird organs?
EXTERMINATE XENO SCUM
MURDER DEATH KILL
PURGE
>>46489529
i'm sure something will eat them.
>>46489529
Make dinner.
>>46489133
Pull out my bow as a reaction and shoot an arrow to slow him down
>>46489250
He gets his upper torso blown the hell up by an explosive shotgun shell and I walk home with more clink
Go find Aladdin and beat his ass.
>>46489207
>he uses a 1911
>>46489430
The God-Emperor, of course.
>>46489133
Curse myself for keeping the gem that makes everyone look human in the same bag as my gold.
(Unrelatedly, the llama dude making a purchase in the background is pretty cool. I wouldn't mind those showing up in non-furshit worlds.)
>>46489133
>Stand up
>Leave the table
>Open the door
>Exit DM's magical furry realm
>Close door
>Do not look back
>>46489592
You missed the dinosaur
>>46489577
Maybe he Israeli-draws with a Makarov
>>46489133
Jokes on him, I'm a wizard and I've got a scrying beacon in that too-obvious bulging coin pouch hanging within easy cutting/snatching distance with nothing around it. 50 coppers to deal with that bastard thief who stole my other coin purse before is worth it.
I give chase on foot, and he obviously escapes because wizardry does not an athlete make. He's probably feeling smug about it, too, the cunt.
After he's gone, I go back home and scry on my bag. Two weeks later, a courier delivers a letter with what looks like the local lord's wax seal on it. Halfway through the first paragraph is an explosive rune activated by reading. Scrying the area again to watch. This is the first time I've eaten popcorn in sixty years.
Petty revenge complete, I change my crystal ball to the Lichloved channel. My satisfaction is ruined because I could have sworn I swore that vampire to secrecy.
I start writing a letter...
>>46489529
Marinate them in magical preservatives, and stitch them into something else.
See what happens.
I'm not playing a fucking Vivisectionist for nothing.
>>46489582
son of a bitch
>>46489133
In the words of DMX
>Empty out, reload, and throw mo slugs
>>46489133
beg the sorcerer to do something about it
>>46489222
This is the exact thing that popped into my head. You even got trips. But yeah, i am gonna rape that birds cloaca so hard.
>>46489133
Charm him, have him tell me everything he knows, have him hand over all his coin, have him commit sudoku.
>>46490596
his what?
>>46489133
Bust out mah gat an' blat blat blat
>>46489133
>bag of coins
Look dude, if you really need those quarters so badly, you can keep em. I'm not chasing you down for $10 in loose change.
>>46490642
Female birds have a vagina asshole combo.
>>46489133
Urinate on him to assert my dominance.
>>46489133
Cry. Because im a little boy and he just stole the money i sold my body for to get my sisters medicine.
>>46489346
What? Why?
>>46490766
Cry because I am a little boy and he just stole my entire family who were transfigured into coins and if I don't find a cure by sunset they'll stay that way forever.
>>46490746
Correction, avians and reptilians have combo package between their legs
>>46491082
This sounds like the plot of some children's movie I saw a bajillion years ago.
>>46491082
How tragic.
>>46489133
I don't know why but that art really makes me think the artist is a gay furfag.
It's just something in the eyes that makes me think "whoever drew this wanted to fuck it"
>>46489133
Shoot him in the legs. Or if I'm in a bad mood the lower spine with the intent of of severing his spinal cord
>>46491086
avians are reptiles
>>46491815
This but with throwing axes
>>46489133
I give chase, something happens in the middle of it, and afterwards the thief joins the party.
>>46491082
>HFW you do find the cure, your family turns back to normal in the middle of his hideout, bushwhacks and beats the crap out of him, and takes all his stolen wealth home with them
>>46491988
Considering this bastard stole from two little boys, he deserves a lot worse than that.
>>46489133
FUS RO DAH DA DA DAA DA DA DAA DA DA DAA DAA
I kill it by yelling
>>46489261
>high-level magician vs low-level thief
>not just preventing the thief from running
>not making him sit down for dinner with you
>not calmly asking him to explain in detail why he took the money
>not just giving him the money anyway if his cause was reasonable
Step up your fairytale game, anon.
>>46491086
Except almost all male reptiles have between one and two penises, and most birds have no penis at all except for some waterfowl.
>>46492160
>Is a bird in a clearly mammal-dominated town
>Had two eggs with another kenku before she disappeared
>Human guards refuse to help, say "non-human sluts like that always fly off"
>Can't feed his children because nobody will hire a dirty plumeskin
>Steals so he can feed his children
>Desperately tries to hide it from them so they'll grow up to be decent, law-abiding citizens even though he knows he is damned
>>46491086
They have cloacas. Geese have penises, but they're an exception.
>>46492204
Why not just whore himself out? As a rich noble, i would buy him for a silver coin an hour.
>>46492236
ducks also have penies, and they're terrifying.
>>46492260
He has two young sons.
>>46492274
A silver and a few bronze coins? Much more than most whores make.
>>46492274
I'm sure he could pimp them out as well.
>>46492299
Gross. Imagine a ten-year-old boy's scrawny little body with, like, downy black feathers and a beak. Who would fuck that?
>>46492364
Me. I would make him call me daddy. As his father watches.
>>46492204
There we go. Now you can do something with that.
>magician sees the thief's plight
>realizes that he's desperate, quick, and doesn't have close ties to his community
>offers the thief a job as an assistant
And now you've got a bird-man who's also a single father running errands he doesn't understand for a mysterious but seemingly-beneficent magician.
>>46492204
I kinda regret smiting him now. Even a LE character like the sort I play would be pissed about the law not helping out when it's supposed to.
>>46492380
>>46492364
>>46492299
>>46489178
It's the eyes, mostly.
>>46492450
I doubt the guards will care about a beastman. Worst comes to worst i have the father arrwsted and take his sons as payment for his crimes against me.
>>46492382
Came here expecting rape, got that and a nice reasonable response with a happy ending.
gotta love /tg/
>>46492204
Tough shit. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Do we look like a charity here?
>>46492380
Is there an alignment more chaotic evil than chaotic evil?
>>46492491
I thought that white thing there was teeth? So he can either move his beak like lips... or he has like, retractable teeth and a very elaborate muscle setup so he can open just that part of his beak and pushed the teeth out a little like that to look like he is smiling.
>>46489631
>>46492507
Your 'payment' has to be fed and house so enjoy your child support.
>>46492574
Oh, huh... I thought his beak just didn't close all the way, since the shade of the bit in the middle there is the same as the sky behind him. Now that you mention it, though, it could have been meant as teeth as well.
>>46492621
Well yes, but i think a slave is worth it
>he doesnt own a high elf loli.
Poor boy.
>>46492651
>high elf loli
Okay fine but what the fuck are you going to do with kenku shotas?
>>46489133
Shoot him with my poisoned crossbow, restrain him while he is paralyzed, and turn him over to the proper authorities.
>>46492204
This changes nothing. I have no mercy or compassion for aggressors, only the innocent.
>>46492542
>Came here expecting rape, got that and a nice reasonable response with a happy ending.
>gotta love /tg/
Well, this thread gave us rape too, but I do what I can.
And the 'single dad birdman working for magician' thing could easily lead into more adventure, whether for the birdman or his kids. Loads of hooks could come from magical shenanigans (including the magician teaching magic to the birdman or his kids), the dad being caught in a web of conspiracy between the magician and his enemies, the beastfolks' suspicions regarding a foreign birdman-thief working for a wizard, or even something happening with the runaway mom.
Now isn't that a lot more interesting than having another furry fetish-thread?
>>46492690
You trade them for the elf lolis in the child baazar.
>>46492794
Who the fuck is going to trade elf lolis for kenku shotas?
>>46492690
I own all of them of course. My elf loli slave is for pampering like a doll. My crow boys are for rough treatment.
>>46492794
Why? Why not have a loli or shota from every fuckable race? I for one want a cute orc loli to warm my bed.
>>46492811
Someone who is into /ss/ or /gs/. Or someone who is just playing the market.
>>46492811
The kind of freaks that go to the child baazar.
>>46492833
>rough treatment
Go on.
He just stole my bag of coins.
That bag is also one of my pet battle constructs.
I wish him luck, and cast Major Creation to materialize some popped corn and a wooden chair to watch the show.
>>46492842
>freaks
I prefer gentleman of refined taste thank you.
>Playing Mouse Guard
>GIANT BIRD
FUCKIN RUN
RUN AND NEVER STOP WE'RE FUCKED
>>46492842
NObody is going to fuck a male bird child. Even if they didn't have a gross cloaca their asshole would be covered in feathers and their cock would be, like, stupidly thin and red and probably not even able to squirt anything except thin clear infertile jizz.
>>46493404
What do i need his penis for? I'm fucking him. But yeah, on the list of child sex slave races, they are not at the top of the list.
>>46493440I know they're not, but if you give me a sufficiently detailed, hot, well-written post about it I'll paypal you dosh if you give me an address.[/sub]
>>46493528
I'm afraid i'm not that good of a writer. Hopefully another anon will come along and fufil your request.
>>46493650
I hope too, but even for my offer of 70 canabux I don't think I'll find a good writer.
>>46489133
>Bag
That's a bag of devouring.
I track the fellow and wait till he looses a hand.
Purge the mutant, obviously
>>46489133
Any of: Grease, Hold Person, Tentacles of Forced Intrusion, Disintegrate.
Alternatively, crush the black gem and laugh as the red ones go off.
>>46489250
>Skeleton Paladin
I summon my steed, ride after him, then give him a stern talking to about stealing while directing him to prison.
Is this guy is correct >>46489222
I point out that I don't have a boner, because I'm a skeleton.
HOHOHOHOHOHOH skull joke!
>>46489133
>Scorpio+Libra=60 feet long whipblade
Don't even need to run after him.
Draw my revolver and plug him with 3 bullets in the back.
PIck up my coins.
Mutter under my breath that it wasn't anything personal.
Continue.
>>46489133
draw my gun. shoot him
>taunting a magical girl sociopath
bird is fucked
Gun down the mutant scum, or throw my hammer at him with my retarded strength bonus, no way my gimpy servitor legs are gonna catch up to shit.
>>46489250
>>46489133
Uh... well...
I guess the marketplace is on fire now.
>>46489133
My crotchety old alchemist does what he did when literally this happened.
Toss a bomb at it.
>>46489133
i pull my pistol and shoot him in the fucking chest
those fuckers eat human flesh, likely trying to lead me into a trap.
Jesus Christ, you people need to learn about measured responses.
>Oil flask or grease spell at his feet
>Even if he can fly, he's on foot for now, so it'll take him by surprise
>He slips and stumbles, giving me time to catch up
>Take my coin purse back and pin him, then ask for a full explanation
>If he's stealing out of necessity, give him a gold piece and send him on his way with some words of advice
>If he's stealing for the thrill, box his ears(?) and give him a lecture
>If he's a rude little prick, someone's getting turned over to the city watch and can think about what he did in a cell
LMAO LE QUIRKY VIOLENT CHARACTER AMIRITE
I KILL LE THIEF BECAUSE MY CHARACTER RESPONDS TO EVERYTHING WITH VIOLENCE XDDDDD
IM SUCH A BADASS
I love players like you. Killing a petty thief is still murder, so your EPIC BADASS LMAO is going to jail.
>fucking with druids
that's how you get brambles.
>>46496359
but how can your character be an EPIC BADASS like that?
Remember, the only model for D&D characters is Lina Inverse
>teleport behind him, unsheathing my coldsteel desert eagle with hanzo steel bayonet
>heh... looks like you made two mistakes... fucking with me... and being born
>nothing personnel... kid... but anyone who gazes upon a shinigami like me doesn't live to see another sunrise
>shoot him gangsta style curving the bullet like in Wanted to shoot him in the dick and head simultaneously
>i have slain another worthless thing... my blade has tasted blood and for this day its darkness is slaked with cold vengeance
>>46496371
>killing a petty thief is murder
yeah duh.but only if there are any remains and any witness willing to testify that there used to be a thief there.
>>46489133
I leave the gaming table because the DM didn't tell me it was going to be a furry campaign.
>>46496381
>every setting is D&D
>>46489529
Didn't you get it from the OPs image? He's going to fuck those fucking bird organs,
>>46489133
Maximized Fireball
>>46496359
> Jesus Christ, you people need to learn about measured responses.
I see furries around. There will be no collaterial damage: it's a target-rich environment.
>>46489133
>Bird fuck is flightless
>Character grew up in a port town doing what that bird fuck did
>Character is a literal and figurative son of shepherd
>Character knows some magic due to bond with a nature spirit
Oh, it's on, motherfucker.
>>46496517
>I see furries around. There will be no collaterial damage: it's a target-rich environment.
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
KILL IT WITH LE FIRE XDDDDD SO EBIN
>>46489133
Ritual magic is a bitch, especially if you mix in a little bit of blood.
I'll get my money back, eventually, there's no rush. You have to learn to slow down and enjoy life, really listen to the screams and try to make something beautiful with your time.
>ITT
>>46496534
Stop sucking off your dog.
>>46496534
Fuck you.
I've been playing D&D and I tolerate only actual intelligent animals, or slightly animalistic (cat-girl tier) humanoids. The only exception are DiTerlizzi kobolds.
>>46496537
Hey, some responses here are sensible.
It's D&D and 40gay fags who ruin everything for everyone, eveywhere.
There. The only exception.
>>46489133
>Wonder why on earth a loyal Astartes is carrying a coin purse
> turn around
> See a filthy mutant running away from me
>OHSHIT.jpg everyone is a filthy mutant
>The Emperor is punishing me for not being vigilant enough, chaos has corrupted everyone in this world
>I have failed these citizens of the Imperium
>Tears start to roll down my cheeks as holy promethium fires from my flamer
>Purge everything while commending their souls to the Emperor
>For the Emperor
>>46496563
>>46496571
this is acceptable. This doesn't look like a shortstack with lizard head, but is kinda cute, in a pug way.
But
>catgirls
Anon, i like catgirls myself, but let's be honest with ourselves here, they're not that different from furry stuff.
>>46489133
Use magic to start boiling his blood, instantly killing the thief.
I'm busy man, and I don't have time to waste on sub human creature.
>>46496596
Well, IMO human with a tail is still human. Either way, the question here is will I or will I not deem it necessary to fireball them on sight.
The answer is "no".
>>46496580
How is the 40k response amongst the less edgy posts here?
>>46489133
My druid doesn't have any coins (nor small coin bags-like containers), so he looks puzzled at the situation
May track later the thief just for curiosity, but now he'll mostly be slightly happy to be out of that bullshit time reversal murder dungeon.
>>46496565
Well, that and the furries and vorefags why try to post.
But I thought we were just supposed to put how our current character would play out.
I'm currently playing a Conan style game using DH rules/setting with a dress on. My character is a Malefic scholar.
I don't know what you want from me here. A disturbingly inhuman creature who is ALSO stupid enough to steal from me? Fuck him.
But still, best to make sure that this isn't Enemy Action so he'll be under observation and if he does appear to be useful I might press him into service. As a trap detector or to find roads into this cities' underworld.
I just hope our Guardsman/"Barbarian" or SoB/"Eye Candy" (obligatory in Conan world) doesn't see this happening because they are having trouble enough with this strange magical city we're apparently in and will probably be of the opinion that if we get out with only losing our gold then we're ahead of the game.
>>46489250
>wonder why I had a bag of coins
>wonder why I had any money at all
>where the hell am I, this doesn't look like Ohio
>what the fuck is with all of these animal things
>where is my car?
>where the hell am I?
>how am I going to get back?
>WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAR?
Would probably make an interesting mini-adventure/hallucination desu.
>>46489133
fuck you furfag
>>46489133
MY TEEEEEEEF!
Nob sized ork kommando gives chase. Emperor
help that tiny little bird person.
>>46489133
I always carry coins in the same bag with a bomb. Just for this scenario.
>>46496756
>how am I going to get back?
I doubt this question would ever cross my mind.
>>46489133
Apply bolter fire to the head of perpetrator in broad daylight and shout challenging for more perpetrators.
Burn the corpse and carry on like nothing ever happened.
You shall not. I shall.
>>46489133
Cast magic missle once or twice, then raise his corpse as a skeleton. Hones honestly don't need the money but to don't have a bird man skeleton.
>>46489133
Chase the criminal hoping this will end up in an ambush with murderour thugs, instead of that cat-people orgy that happened last time.
>please be a murder, please be a murder
>>46498207
But what about bis two young sons you just ophaned? Will you make them into skellingtons as well?
>>46498226
Duh, they make a nice set.
>>46498226
>>46498244
Well either skeletons, or turn them into something similar to pinwheel from dark souls.
>>46489261
Finger of death? Really? That's what you want to go with?
> weak, poor constitution wizard feebly huffing and puffing as they try to keep up with an acrobat thief that makes their living by running away from things and has a head start
> "If I - huff- if I touch you -gasp- you are soooo dead. Just... give me 15 minutes to catch my breath."
That would just be sad as fuck to watch.
>>46489207
>not BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PING
>>46498464
>just casts spectral hand and let's it do the moving for him
Can't outrun magic bitch
>>46489133
Roll eyes, continue on, have the party rogue that my character is married to give me back my coin purse five seconds later.
>>46493956
Accursed skelepuns.
>>46489133
>hmmm no that was rude but oh well, I am just a mendicant priest.
> Who has the favor of about a hundred local gods.
>I hope you enjoy the 2 gold and godly wrath
>>46498244
"Skeleton Collector" is a pretty good necromancer character concept.
>>46489133
>The coin is cursed
>Any living beings who carry it are driven to distance themselves from society and live as a hermit
>The curse also compels them to pass the coin on before they kick it
>My phylactery is now untraceable
Just as planned.
>>46489133
swift action quicksilver motion
Full round action attack with unlethal damage
???
Take my coins back
Blaster-based incineration ensues.
The reason I carry a gun this big is precisely because I don't need to chase you with it.what the fuck is a sathari doing this far from home anyway
>>46489133
Oi! Get yer aris back teh room before I down room bloody dragon through your gob you downing cunt! I curvy on room tum I will!
For teh early, nice aris. Call room some rosemary.
>>46498499
>tfw I had to check the clip size from wikipedia
Im ashamed for doubting you good sir.
>>46489133
Hah jokes on him I don't carry money i take what I need and kill anything that tries to stop me though I suppose it is his fault for trying to rob the Necromancer who happens to be a Lich
>>46489133
>NEW PARTY MEMBER SIGHTED.
>COMMENCE INTRODUCTORY SCENE.
>ACQUIRE FEATHERY ROGUE TO REPLACE PRIOR FURRY ROGUE.
(R.I.P. in pieces Mrs. Snugglewhiskers. Your player's new character looks fun, though.)
>>46489133
>Cast fire ball in that narrow street.
>everyone is burned as the echoes of their screams feel the city
>even some of the party got really burned
>guards show up
>who did this citizens?
>party points to me and pretends they don't know me
>guards take me to prison
>going to be publicly executed
>player group shows up
>they're obviously here to save me at the last moment all dramatic like.
>get hanged
>the player parter cheers
>roll up a new character
This actually happened
>>46489133
>swear loudly
>inwardly bitch that most of my paladin powers are melee range
>ineffectually chase after someone with heavy armor and shield
>lose track of target
>go to bank and take out some more spending money
>secure it better than before, not just in my belt pouch
>wonder what that thief is going to do with the few gold that I had on me
>wait shit he also stole the address and time that tavern server slipped me
>she's going to think I didn't turn up
>swear loudly
>>46489133
Purge the xeno
>>46489133
Body-puppet him with magic to give the money back, plus all his valuables, and probably arrange for a nasty accident later on. This character doesn't take kindly to being stolen from.
>>46489133
I roll perception and find him, I go after him roll fumble on track and find the tent where he entered fumble perception and hear him counting the money proceed to enter the tent to watch the chief of the guard receiving an blowjob from a fatura prostitute and run away as the guard junta for me
>>46489133
Turn the goddamn tank around, George!
We're goin' on a hunt for whatever that is!
>>46502901
NOT DEAD YET!
Prussians Never die
>>46489133
This guy just messed with a super-fast, large, and known to be able to 'Kool Aid Man' through the walls , beastman.
Either he's giving up on the thing soon, or he's going to be filled with spears and possibly crushed.
>>46489133
Light it on fire, and while it's trying to extinguish the burning pitch, put two explosive crossbow bolts in it.
>>46489133
FUCKING FURRIES!
>>46489250
Cool, I'll trip him with an arrow and skip over to threaten him if he's not dead from the damage.
Scream, and apply Shuriken Pistol.
>>46496563
>>46498117
Well, you're probably not from best state in the union, then, or you'd know.
>>46508356
>flyover state
>best state
>>46499244
your group sounds cool
No survivors.
>>46498464
finger of death has a range of 60ft.
>>46489133
use my prepared quickened hold monster, pick it up, have the fighter drag his pathetic ass to the guard.
Fire two rockets, thieves get fucked. Of course, only the second rocket hits, the first one misses and destroys something completely unrelated.
>>46489133
He takes a few steps before his pants fall down because when he stole my pouch I stole his belt.
This turns into a game of one upmanship that only ends after I steal his shadow and he stealsmy heart
>>46489250
>"Get 'im, Satch!"
>Coinpurse is actually a mimic.
Use my porté magic to steal it back. If you think I'd wander near the common rabble without my coin purse bloodied then you must think me a fool.
Also take more hallucinogenics, because they're clearly working like a charm.
>>46489133
Empty my nine into the crowd and rape the survivors.
CE bitch
Catch him most likely, I got pretty high athletics. Take my dosh back but get some food with him and teach him how to take shit without getting noticed, become best bros.
Also ask him how are you smiling with a beak Why do you have a beak and also teeth?
>>46495389
>Not using Cancer/Gemini for Puppetmaster-a-go-go
Seriously, have you seen the panic on a cutpurse's face when a Lagor Marionette chases him into a web of mono-filament wires.
Priceless.
>>46498464
Ok, I also know implode. If you prefer to watch him explode like a ketchup packet, that could be arranged. I just like to make a minimal mess with my death spells...
>>46508356
Dude I'm from ohio, we aren't the best state. Well, except during election years...
>>46489133
Shrug and mutter "What a world" because I didn't have a pouch of coins to begin with.
>>46489133
I send my wight who had been trailing me from the rooftops after him while I continue to barter on mummified rat organs.
>>46489133
Kneecap and sell "crowo, the magic Bird that smiles with the beak" to the Black market
>>46496517
I didn't laugh at this until I really looked at the picture. I can only imagine that wizard making that face and saying that exact phrase to the party.
>>46509465
Cute necro dude
>>46509556
So uhh, if im gonna fuck him, its in the bird clocoa right?
>>46489133
>SorcLock would scream "At least have the good sense to spend it on drugs!"
>Then I would look at the GM and implore him to NOT have another goddamned BirdDude NPC that'll inevitably steal the show.
>And I remind him that our Rogue will probably try to murder it if it joins up. Though if the last game was any indication, that bastard has meter-thick plot armor.
>>46489133
Shoot it in the leg with my wrist crossbow
>>46489133
*thk*
Crossbow bolt in the back of his skull.
>>46489133
You guys are all pretty over the top and cruel. I'd just use a non-lethal merciful disintergrate and pick up the pouch.
>>46489133
Destroy the city block with earthquake for being filled with disgusting furfag abominations. Then wild shape into a bird and escape before the town guard comes. Regret my choice in career then immediately remember I love it for being a tier 1 class.
D&D is awful please kill me.
>>46489250
Five coldiron arrows sink into the faggot bird.
>>46492811
A farmer who had found a cart overturned on the road with no owner in sight, filled to the brim with high elf lolis, and is trying to unload them in exchange for servants to take care of his fields
>>46489133
Feel bad for him honestly. I put as much coins in the bag as I could for him because I could see that with this big a score he'd spend it on something that would slowly lead to him stopping all of this. I'm only glad I could he- FUCK THE FOX IS RUSSET NOT BROWN. SHIT. THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT FUTURE. FUCK I GOTTA CHASE AFTER HIM I MAY HAVE CONDEMNED THE SAVOIR OF OUR WORLD TO DEATH!
>monk in an edition where they're useful
OUTRUN THIEF
I DON'T SEE ANY WINGS ON THAT ASSHAT EITHER
