Hey guys what is your favourite Whoreammer race? Mine is Dark Eldar they are dark, twisted and sadistic just like me I love listening to Papa Roach while painting my Sasuke Corps.
DA ORKZ ARE DA BIGGEST AN DA GREENEST
Orks are the very definition of alpha and only Space Marines and Khorne are 'ard enough to take the boys on.
OP, that is some truly awful trolling. For shame.
>>46481146
But wot if dere iz anotha bunch ov alienz 'oo wuz just like us but dey're eyez woz green too. Den dey would be greener.
>>46481550
But there aren't enee ova spechiez Ike dat now are dere? Evun iv there were un like dat den u cud jus paint yer eyes green or get sum technil...technilogik...digitul eyez frum yer pain boy.
>>46481623
Why iz our eyez red anyway? So dat we can see fast? Oi thinkz we should 'ave blue eyez, so dat we'z lucky enuff ta look in da right place instead.
>>46481682
Datz not 'ow blu works ya git. It jus meanz ew won't get shot az much an ew mite get a few killz ew mite not 'ave normally. Red makez fings fasta. Iv blu made erryfing bettur frew luk den dat'd be stoopid.
>>46481769
But blue doz make everythin' bettah, iz just dat odda kolourz do da roight stuff bettah. Ah bloo bike iz bettah den ah grey bike but ah red wun iz even bettah coz it goes fastah.
>>46481077
edgy 14yo
>>46482129
Considering you posted Marine and a fucking Scar at that I asume you're introducing yourself?
>>46481956
Obviouzlee. That'z 'ow it workz. Da way you were sounden it it sounded like ew were sayin "blu iz bettah den all uvva colurz Liz it technikully improvez erryfing". Technikully ew r rite. Blu does make erryfing bettah but it has to fokus on multipul fings at once. It reprezentz luk as a whole ya git. Red only reprezentz speed so it is better at improving speed. Grey jus suks.
>>46482209
An' daz why Oi'm sayin' dot eyez should be blue, 'coz Oi thinkz iz good to be lucky enuff ta be lookin' in da right place at da right time.
>>46482402
Ew ain't gettin it. Luk haz to fokuz on more dan one fing. Luk has to lessen your chance or yer eyez explodin, lessen da chance of yer eyez poppin out uv ya ead afta everry hit ya take, and manny uvva fings. Since luk has to fokuz on so manny finks it does all of deze fings relly terrible. Date why luk only happens sometimes by da way. Red only has to focus on one thing, make da fing fasta, so it doez it lot bettah
>>46482129
Gee Sergeant, Why does the chapter master let you have four knives?
>>46482536
Iz no point ta havin' fastah eyez.
>>46482639
'Ave ew nevuh fout eldar?
>>46482639
an wut if wez had sum yella eyez? wud 'r 'eads slopde?
>>46482763
If dot'z da pointy-ear'd twigs den Oi can tell you dot da problem wuzn't mah eyez, it wuz dat dey wuz nevah still when Oi tried ta krump 'em.
>>46481077
Death consuls are shit
>>46482769
Oi dunno. Maybe youz can try it?
>>46482843
Ew gotta shoot where deyre gunna be ya git. If yer eyez are red enuf ew can see where deyre gunna be. So ew shoot dere. And if the see dat and change dere mind den you shoot behind em too!
>>46482905 Oi pained me eyez yella, eyed meself a grot, 'is 'ead sploded....iz i uh wyrdboy now?
>>46482960
Iz no way Oi'm waitin' around ta find out!
>>46483069
'erything i see splodes. oi think im ready for a good WAAAAAAGGGHHHH.........if oi cloze me eyez, will me eyelidz slpode? i don wanna find out.
>>46483131
Wit appenz when ew blink?
>>46483205
Tryd blinkin. Diskoffered new 'ay ta fly
>>46483492
>Can fly wiffout any mechboyz'z help
>Splodes headz jus by lookin at em
Put on a blindfold and id join yer WAAAAAGGGGHHHH!
>>46483557
Yeah, I got me blindfold. The WAAAGH of Booma 'ead is ready to Krump sum Pointy-ears and sum 'oomies.
>>46481077
Vampires, because they're like me: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>46483631
Wait wait wait a sekund boss. Ew know how when ew look at ovverz des esplode? An ew know ow when ew look in a spoon eur ead gets bigger? Whit if we built a stompa WIFF huge eyez? Ew cud stay in the ead and look frew the eyes krumpin any UMIE ya meet boss!
>>46482171
Scars are edgy? The laugh and have a grand old time during battle and mock overly broody chapters
>>46483772
....BY GORK, WUT ARE YA WAITIN FO? GET ON IT. I'D LIKE TO SEE ANY 'UMIE GET IN DA WAY OF ME SPLODA STOMPA!
>>46483867
DIS GUNNA BE A PROPPA WAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH
I like this thread
>>46483827
>le I enjoy bloodshed xD
edgy as fuck
>>46483937
>>46482129
the entirety of 40k is written for edgy 14 year olds
>>46483924
OF COURSE IT IZ YA GIT, IT GOT ORKZ! WAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
>>46483827
Anon this is neo-/tg/, anything involving Warhammer or badass warrior men doing badass warrior things is the Facebook Funny Edge Picture for these people, the majority of who don't even play tabletop.
>>46484034
and entirety of 40k is shit
Necrons. I'm pretty happy with the current balance that's been struck between new and old Cron fluff.
>>46484065
That's true for everything post-Ward era.
>>46481077
Humanity
The universe is stacked against us. Everything wants us to die, even the things spawned from our own dreams and nightmares in the Immaterium. Xenos circle our civilization like starving vultures, waiting to swoop in and devour our carcass. Everything seems lost- but there yet remains that flicker of hope. That one chance that mankind will find the power to rise up once more and bind all to its will- to make man supreme. That we may do what no other race has done before, and birth a Warp God with zeal alone.
The manifest destiny of humanity cannot be denied. We will overcome all odds and claim our divine right to rule the materium and immaterium. Man will bind all to its will.
>>46481077
>they are dark, twisted, and sadistic just like me
Slow day at mom's house, fatboy?
>>46484219
shut up you autistic faggot, you are fat efedora hat neckebard NERD. tabletop CRINGE. warhammer CRINGE. rp CRINGE. d&d? CRINGEEEEEEE. tg for quest quest QUEST go go GOOOOOOO
>>46484219
>humanity
>posts a mutant
Marines are not humans.
>>46484219
mankind is shit and deserves everything it's happening to it
>murder each other for centuries
>oh fug aliens are about to bulldozer us
>hey guise we are friends now rite?
pathetic once alien threat is gone they will all lash out on each other again
Chaos Marines
>>46484293
>not human
>genetically human
>>46484316
You are mistaken. It is our diversity and warring that makes us strong. By fighting ourselves when there is no great foe, we temper ourselves and strengthen our species overall. Peace is stagnation. Stagnation is death.
>2016
>his favourites aren't Ultramarines
How does it feel to have such shittaste?
