Do you guys want to hear my story of two bros who took over a kingdom and messed up world politics?
>>46479614
Is this from a campaign
>>46479614
who could say no with cover art like that.
So where da story at?
>D&D 3.5
>Jerganz is a half giant fighter and Dasgi is a half orc rogue
>Meet in small town
>Dasgi was a thug
>Jerganz was on a personal crusade to bring justice to the world
>Jerganz chooses a big orc guy to go on an adventure with
>Dasgi agrees not wanting to have to try and fight this huge man
>The crash a political meeting and sign off on a document that made a portion of a kingdom into an independant state
>The pair go off on an adventure to the kingdom of “Clight”
>On their way there the stop a caravan and steal it
>They reach a port town and ditch the caravan
>There is a massive warship in the waters just sitting there being menacing
>They gather up a militia and attack the ship from a fishing boat
>They blow it to kingdom come and sail off to Clight
>They make it there without any sailors or knowledge of sailing some how
>They see that Clight sucks ass and decide to deal with it
>They want to see the king but he’s out at war so they decide to just break into his castle
He’s at war because of different character I might get into later
>They attack some guards and make them get all the other guards to leave
>Once almost all the guards leave they break the lock so that it won’t open
>They go further into the castle and find a few elite guards
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>They attack them through the smoke screen and kill the guards
>They start climbing the stairs the guards were at to go find the king’s family
> Suddenly a baby dragon
>They fight and Dasgi almost dies
>They burst into the room the dragon was guarding and there’s the queen, two boys, a girl, and a baby
>Dasgi invokes a coup and says to the children
>They decide to keep the daughter alive and let the queen chose one of her kids
>>46480421
>She choses her oldest son and they kill the other two
>This is when Dasgi punches the baby
We called the facebook chat we used “J & D Baby Punching Enterprises Ltd.”
>They take over Clight and Jerganz becomes the king
>They bro around doing small ruling stuff
>Another kingdom got screwed over and is demanding we pay a debt that the previous king made
>They call them a hagfish and tell her to fuck off
>They find out that the some of the king’s brothers are really pissed off about it and start a civil war
>They start having to deal with people who actually know what they’re doing and have an actual navy
>Dasgi goes off on a solo mission to an island that the younger of the two brothers who declared war on them and just steals the largest boat they have and a few other smaller boats
>They get together with the new addition to their fleet
>They go try and deal with a port town they have that’s being blockaded and steal a bunch of their ships
>They send letters to their home clans to call for support
>They get a response from an orc leader by getting a letter in a head
>A powerful wizard shows up and they throw a party
>He asks for our help but we decide to go see the orcs first
>They sail off to the island the orcs are home to
>They meet up with the big head orc chief that’s trying to unite the clans
>He tells us that we need to help him hold a keep then he will help them
>They set up a fuck ton of traps to mess up the other guys coming to try and take the fort
>Surprise it’s a kingdom that is backing one of the kings we’re at war with and they have some PCs with them
>Dasgi is a sneaky orc and flies out of left field and smashes into the forces that got to the fort with a stealth group
>Dasgi almost kill a PC
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>Demon guy shows up and most of the mooks die
>He gives Jerganz the option of getting killed outright or join him and be stronger
>Joins demon guy and disappears
>Session ends
>>46480439
>Dasgi does a solo session and goes back to Clight with Jerganz’s helmet as a keepsake
>The prince of Clight ran off
>Dasgi offers the princess to come with her to be safer
>Dasgi steals a crapton of gold and puts it on his boat
>He set up a powder supply under the castle really early and blows it up
>He sails off with piles of gold, a princess, and some kids who he is going to train into assassins
>He gets stopped by an advisor we had that was a super bro and ends up having to kill her
>Session ends as Dasgi sails off with a princess and the blood of a friend on his hands
>>46480421
>>There is a massive warship in the waters just sitting there being menacing
>>They gather up a militia and attack the ship from a fishing boat
Was the warship hostile or did they just blow up a random ship.
>>46480656
It was sitting there and scaring the townsfolk
>>46480421
goddamnit you just had to do it
moar. I need moar.
>>46481508
Sorry pal, I don't have any more. Jerganz is off in a spooky place and Dasgi has some kids to train to kill. If more happens I'll make sure to update you guys.
