>The Guild is posing at you.
Roll 1d20 to see how well you pose back.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>46475818
Forgot my roll
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>46475818
I hope I get witnessed today
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>46475818
Let's do this
1d20
>>46475818
I will bedazzle them with my poses
Rolled 10 (1d20)
Eat shit.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>46475818
>>46475857
dice1d20
whoops
>>46475818
Rawlin'
>>46475874
How the fuck do i roll in Mimi?
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>46475818
*Pushes up weak skinny arm with a finger.*
How did i do?
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>46475871
Your rolling skills are weak.
>>46475857
>>46475871
>that one guy trying to pose but constantly falling on the floor
>>46475881
You did appropriately.
>>46475881
You somehow manage to offend the guild master's mother. Roll for diplomacy
Rolled 8 (1d20)
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>46475871in the e-mailfield buddy
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>46475902
Showcase how i didn't skip legday and run.
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 20 (20d1)
>>46475818
>posing with 1d20
>not with 20d1
PLUCK, NOT LUCK
Do your gods even pose, n'wah?
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>46475818
Rolled 5, 6, 7, 13, 8, 17 = 56 (6d20)
>>46475978
How does one roll a 1?
It's not even two-dimensional.
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>46475818
Rolling for JoJo shit to die a horrible death.
>>46476003
>1
JoJo's was here before you were born and it will remain long after you die.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
>>46476019
Rolling for JoJo shit to suffer a fate worse than death.
>>46476000
You write the letter 1 on your hand, punch the player who thought d1s were clever in the dick, and then open your hand and see what number's there.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>46475818
Well hello brothers
>>46476032
>Failed to even throw the dice
Anon, just admit that you love the posing.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
Oysterious guide me
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>46476051
No, posing is literally cancer.
>>46476003
Good job, faglord, now it will live forever.
>>46475910
>8
The Guild is not impressed with your posing.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>46475818
i see you are quite fabulous, i am quite fabulous myself.
>>46476290
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>46475818
Pose off!
>>46476063
>18 on a posing roll whilst calling posing rolls cancer
You die.
>>46475818
THIS IS FOR PART IV
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>46476702
>Now you're going to say "It goes in the email field."
>>46476725
>It goes into the e-mail field Huh ?!
Rolled 10 (1d20)
AWAKEN MY EMPRAH!
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>46475818
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JO
Rolled 9 (1d20)
You all suck at this.
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>46475818
Buddha poses with me faggots.
>>46477184
Buddha you lard ass.
I knew I should have asked Jesus to pose with me. That dude is ripped.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>46475818
I've trained for this occasion!
Rolled 11 (1d20)
But I'm unprepared!
Rolled 2 (1d20)
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>46475818
Back off, oiled ones.
Rolled 6 (1d20)
AI AI AI AI
[CMON]
[CMON]
[WHAT]
[WHAT]
Rolled 18 (1d20)
Back away, cucks.
>>46478418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sblR0eIRW-I
I got you bruh
Rolled 9 (1d20)
I'M FABULOUS.
Rolled 1 (1d20)
Bow down to the almighty pose!20 get
>>46479074
Well you got something alright
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>46475818
We're going posing
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>46475818
You cannot outpose me, for I am pose incarnate.
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>46479144
>I start flexing
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>46475818
Roll
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>46479272
fuck
>>46479290
Eat shit Guild, I just outposed you.
>>46479272
>>46479290
>fumbling your roll and winning at the same time
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>46475818
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>46475818
Rolled 15 (1d20)
Third try let's not fuck it up
Rolled 13, 12, 13, 16, 18, 20, 3, 5, 11, 14, 1, 2, 6, 5, 17, 12, 10, 11, 3, 17 = 209 (20d20)
Posing ounce is for gits.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
POOOOOOOOOSE OOOOOOOOVERDRIIIIVE!
Rolled 5 (1d20)
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
Rolled 13 (1d20)
AWAKEN MY EMPRAH!
Rolled 4 (1d20)
AWAKEN MY EMPEROR!
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>46475818
God-Emperor damnit not this again...
Rolled 16 (1d20)
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>46487863
OH SHIT NIGGA
Rolled 18 (1d20)
N'WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>46476000
Write a "1" on a marble.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>46475818
*falls over and cracks head on the ground.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
Rolled 11 (1d20)
Rolled 5 (1d20)
is this how?
>>46494895
UNIMPRESSIVE.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>46477194
jesusposing
Rolled 182 (1d200)
>>46495572
Shit.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>46475818
I rage pose back.
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>46475818
WITNESS POSING IN ITS MOST REFINED FORM
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>46475818
posing ain't easy
Rolled 18 (1d20)
AND YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK I'M A MECHANICAL MAN.
I'M A MECHANICAL I'M A MECHANICAL I'M A MECHANICAL MAN
>>46495709
>You fool!
>Posing is to act without moving!
>What you have done here is DANCING!
>>46495908
>How could this have happened??
>My rash style and impetuous grooves must have betrayed me!
http://www.gaiaonline.com/
>>46495574
Christ confirmed. Deus Vult.
>>46476000
Möbius Strip.
oh shit
>>46475818
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>46497094
Our hero inhales and snaps the best pose he can muster.
>>46496704
So you just fucking throw it and then declare that you rolled a one?
I like it.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
Fuck is this even the email field.
