>A wizard has Awakened a valley full of chickens
>the valley's now sentient chickens now ends meet by participating in prize fighting against each other for the amusement of tourists
What should be done about this state of affairs?
Time to set up the souvenir stands and get some of that tourism dosh.
Send the only child's of single mothers to collect as many as they can as a coming of age ritual.
>>46458606
Take 'em out of the fighting pen and into the fryer
>>46458606
Introduce masks so they can do this shit properly.
>>46458664
Poyo thread?
>>46458862
God damn if that isn't a noble looking bird.
>>46458922
That's it. Sorry for this shitty joke
>>46458862
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXuBmGNZkJo
>>46458606
Quail fighting >>>>>>>>> chicken fighting
I bet you guys don't even fuck slave boys in US army bases.
>>46458606
>the valley's now sentient chickens now ends meet by participating in prize fighting against each other for the amusement of tourists
they were smart enough to figure all that out?
look I realize these are sentient chickens but chickens are still not exactly known for being intelligent, or clever.
>>46458606
Investigate the fights for signs of fowl play.
I'm not even sorry,
>>46458606
KFC CIV?
>>46460228
Someone never told OP of the difference between sentience and sapience.
>>46458902
It looks like he's so angry his skeleton jumped out to attack.
>>46461109
They're smart but they lack the thumbs to weild saps.
Kill, pillage, murder and rape.
