Congratulations are to be given, men, we've recovered inquisitor Jackson, albeit the fact that to do it made us fight other inquisitors has given me doubts if we did the right thing... this regiment is attached to the Ordo Xenos, not Hereticus...
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FAQ:
>What the fuck is this?
Somewhat a campaign of crack-infused free-form roleplay in the grim darkness of the far future.
>When do you guys make these threads?
Usually mondays at 2PM GMT, but they sometimes extend to Tuesdays if we got caught in the middle of something when the thread died and it was too late to make another one the same day.
>Can I join in?
Sure, just think of a character and have fun, you can find most info in 1d4chan albeit it's ussually a little bit out of date in comparison to where the threads are.
>Is there any requirement in character creation.
Not really, we've had Xeno infiltrators, Chaos infiltrators, Villains, Heroes, Normal Guardsmen, Crazed Guardsmen, Assassins, Psykers, Space Marines, Inquisitors, Squats... just think whathever and join the fun.
>Is it allowed to have more than a single character?
Yes as long as you don't use it to powerplay.
>So how you guys do the playan'?
We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, but nothing is set in stone.
We tend to use greentexts for describing a character's actions, but again nothing is set in stone.
Use d20s for combat checks and d100s for other things you want to roll, higher Is better.
It's important to know that the regiment is now in the employ of a radical Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, with influence from an Ordo Malleus Inquisitor and under the watch of an Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor. Yes we've been through a lot of shit.
>>46454476
So it is ok only when the Minoaturs do it? Bullshit!
>>46454483
No that's not what I meant, sir! It's just...
>Shutting up.exe
>lights blip.
>the machine that goes "ping" pings.
>a slow and steady ticking sound ticks away.
>The hulking figure breathes heavily in the near empty ward.
>>46454476
Shooting xenos is better then shooting .......what ever we shot at when with the ordo hereticus
>>46454483
>>46454508
morining
>>46454476
Do not worry, corporal. The ordos are not set in stone, and to fight enemies of man, we should be fluid in our actions.
>>46454522
>leaning against the wall eating cereal he nods at the Ratling
morning, anybody seen the toaster?
>>46454508
I'm sick of this, I am not going to paint a shark on my pauldrons every time I feel like doing some old fashioned fratricide.
Compeltely justified, anyway.
>>46454522
Let's see, guard... Lucky? Damn son, your name's a joke. Where were you when we were enacting the most fabulous daring rescue the imperium has ever seen in 10000 years? Wrong answer will result in a short but significative face to face with a plasma pistol!
>>46454544
It's just that I don't want to be deleted from all records of existence and then be terminated by 'ork snipers'...
>>46454553
N-no! Didn't we space that evil thing?
>>46454562
On overwatch?
>nervous sweating
So......what are you all even doing?
>>46454594
What is there left to do?
>>46454568
... You still exist in Imperial records?
>Cuddles up to Alice in their quarters.
Hey lass, time to wake up, you've been sleeping for a whole day...
>>46454589Fuck BlizzardIt was a running in-and-out guns balzing, vermin! You have still 2 chances, hope you get luckier with the next! Where were you?
>>46454594
>raging
>>46454602
...
You don't...?
>>46454600
Far as I know, transfer the Tynnus wounded back to their Estate then make preparations to depart.
>>46454589
I don't think we did
>>46454594
cereal!
>the guardsman has a stupid grin on his face as a small bit of milk drips down his chin.
>>46454625
And what is our next destination?
>>46454609
>mumbles tiredly.
Bugger off......I'm comfy....and tired.
>>46454476
Good morning chaps, what's going on?sorry I missed last week's thread, I was away
>>46454610
>Sighs
Fine, I was being used as a living stuffed animal by an ogryn
>>46454639
No idea Mi'Lord, you'd need to ask our Captain, or Central Officer Bradford.
>stepping swiftly down the empty hallways the new chrome plating of his arms and leg glint in the low light.
oh what a beautiful mooooorning, oh what a beautiful daaay
>>46454634
>Is currently getting some face time with a plasma pistol and is unable to say "Emperor damn it" at this time
>>46454670
Errmm...hello?
I don't believe we've met
>mutters under breath
First orcs, now eldar, what sort of penal regiment is this?
>>46454652
...
... I didn't sign in with the big =][= for this...
can you get on steam Jo?
>>46454620
I have officially died....
>ponders for a moment
27 times? No, the last case was just presumed dead... 26 officially confirmed deaths, not to speak of disappearances or "never simply existed" cases.
>>46454643
>Cuddles up more.
Come on the ship needs you awake to be ordered to take off... We're done with this hell-hole of scum and villany.
>>46454692
Why Lieutenant, it's the fun kind! Look on the bright side, least the Spooks actually care here.
>>46454692
>grinning widely he shakes his hand
good day and no you can't shoot me.
>>46454701
F-fine......no rest for the....the wicked.
>pushes herself out of bed and into the uniform.
What even happened? I feel......horrible.
>>46454694
neather did I ma'am.I'm at work so sadly no. also, only got about 35 minutes left
>>46454705
> mutters again with a clearly often repeated phrase
I was meant to join the Enochian Second Sons, this is all a mistake
>>46454731
You didn't sign in you 3-feet-tall scum, this is a penal regiment!oh ok. Later then
>>46454711
Oh by this stage nothing in this regiment would surprise me anymore
>>46454748
>His eyes widen as if he's just realizing this fact
It is? Well gosh I must have gotten on the wrong spaceship.
>>46454734
Chin up lad, don't do anything stupid and you'll get through alright.....in theory.
>>46454752
>nods solemnly
on the bright side you won't be dealing with me for long.
>>46454697
In the official records I show up as Moved to a Penal Regiment...
...at least that's what the commissar said they'd show...
>>46454785
Well, on the recent operation I was shot in the chest fairly promptly after disembarking, "alright" is up to interpretation
>beneath his uniform you see the outlines of thick bandaging across his chest and thigh
>>46454729
>knocks on the door
Interrogator? A moment, please.
>>46454779
That's a crime, capital crime, ratling! I hereby assign you to this penal regiment!
See, it is easy.
>>46454794
Well I got on well enough with Bob, I'm sure I can get along with another filthy xen.... ahem, another not-so-human servant of the Imperium.
>>46454806
True, but on the other hand you're alive because the 'Captain' kept you alive. So at least one 'Officer' cares.
>gestures vaguely in the direction of the Officers Quarters.
>>46454729
You... uhm... shone... and healed up everyone... and started firing mindbullets.
>>46454805
Ah Corporal!! A pleasure to see you again, I understand that you gave the cads who shot me a damned good roasting with your flamer.
>>46454818
so you met the Ogryn with the skin condition?
>a mechanical eye winks as the Eldar slips past.
>>46454806
Sir, I'm glad to see you've recovered.
>>46454820
Yes...I suppose there is that. Although, between the two options of death, and being alive in this regiment, I'm not entirely sure which is worse.
>>46454810
>Grumbles
I didn't realize you where part of the adeptis arbiters
>>46454809
Mhm? Yes, a moment, I'll be right ou-
>>46454823
I did what?! That's not good is it....
>>46454835
Yes, sir!
I roasted them good... then held my position at the medic evac to protect the wounded.
>>46454846
Yes, that Lieutenant Rex isn't anywhere about is he? I can't let him see me with...well...
>vaguely gestures to the laspistol on his waste
>>46454858
Everyone saw you...
Probably isn't, no.
>>46454858
>waits
>>46454805
Good for you. It's Warp-damned annoying to learn your new name, in addition to getting a new job and friends, not to speak of making new information networks every year or two.
>>46454873*waist
>>46454873
Heh, knowing that piece of scum he's probably drunk somewhere in the barracks.
I'll gladly help you find him, sir, he's shot too many crotches...
>>46454855
I am part of those with a plasma pistol at your head, boy. it is a very reserved club.
>>46454877
>>46454878
I hate my job sometimes.......
>grumbles, but grabs a datapad and opens the door.
Ah Sergeant Behrend, good afternoon, what do you require?
>flicks through said datapad idly.
>>46454865
Good man, excellent job!
>>46454883
No. It is bad, it is a dishonor for my lineage.
If I still had any...
>>46454896
I believe that we are nearly finished with our business on Beshk, yes?
>>46454891
He did what? Wait, no, don't answer that, I don't want to know. Do I?
>>46454893
....okay fair enough. anyway I could convince you to point it else where?
>Could totally use a little help here guys
>>46454896
>Goes to the bathroom to get on her gear
>>46454916
"Disciplinary" Low-power lasgun crotch shots, sir.
I'm surprised that with all the alcohol he ingests daily he can still aim that gun perfectly to where it hurts.
>>46454893
>eyes her up, looking at the plasma pistol and her face then to >>46454920
do I know you, I think we met when my left side got blasted.
>steps closer
good kisser springs to mind.
>>46454920
>waves the pistol around
>you realize she's actually blind, but it doesn't seem to stop her from finding your head again
Nah, it is comfortable here, plasma pistols are heavy and your head is at the perfect height.
>>46454893
>>46454920
Excuse me Miss Borgia, if you perhaps removed the pistol from the ratling's face, he might be a little more well inclined to joining us?
>>46454943
Another stpe and we will have a merry evening analizing how eldar brains look like, space casanova.
>>46454951
What? He is already with us, I am just using him as a support.
>>46454909
Affirmative, just need to talk to Captain Tynnus and transfer his injured, then we'll be leaving. That reminds me....
>flicks through the frequencies on her com gear.
>"CO Bradford, have the ship prepared for imminent departure, restrict all personnel to ship."
>After a brief confirmation, she lowers the handset and turns back to Behrend.
You're welcome to accompany us to the meeting if you wish, but there won't be any conflict.
>>46454924
Come along lass! Work to do!
>>46454937
If it wasn't for the fact that his ridiculous ideas of "officers using firearms" seems to work, I would call that fellow out for a duel for being a disgrace to his rank.
>>46454951
>Whispering.
Sir it is not a good idea to mess with the psyker's Modus Operandi, she tends to be...
...aggressive.
>>46454966
All the same, plasma pistols are renowned for their ability to go off at inopportune moments, so maybe if you point it somewhere else, perhaps the floor?
>>46454943
man I really hope you're talking to her.
>>46454948
It's uncomfortably hot. I can smell burnt hair.
>>46454951
>Mouths "thank you"
>>46454966
who?
>looks confused at the statement but backs away none the less.
how about we put the gun down.
>>46454907
Dishonor... That may be true. Not a common word for Inquisitorial acolytes, but for a guardsman... Duty and honor, eh?
>>46454985
>whispers.
Best to quit while you're ahead lad, you're not winning this one.
>>46454980
Nonsense, she seems like a reasonable woman, after all we're all in the same boat/starship/hellhole.
>>46454971
>Comes out, she's actually wearing actual armor over her jumpsuit... and that red scarf she bought on Praetoria.
No rest for the wicked as you said, huh?
>Follows
>>46454998
Excuse me Adept, I don't think we've met, who exactly do you work for?
>>46455004
>looks her over appreciatively.
While I like the view lass, I meant 'work' work, not -work- work.
But you're right, we're very wicked, and we'll never get to rest.
>>46454998
Duty and Performance sir. Some tasks I might do might be dishonorable, but only to my name, not to my family's.
>>46455003
Sir... she's uh... she's an inquisitorial agent, she's not in the same boat, she's on another league.
>>46455026Kill me now senpai. This is way too early to screw up the names
>>46455026
You need Eliza's twin, I get it it's just...
>There's no trace of her using any assassinorum gear on her actual clothing.
I want to thank Tray on my family's name for his aid on the... bug problems.
>>46454966
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4
>>46454985
I am renowed for firing on incompetent smart aleck officials, if it is the same for you call me Miss Plasma.
>>46454992
>lights a lho with a short blast of plasma
Huh?
>>46455034
Oh...OH
>his face is a picture of dawning comprehension
Excuse me, I think that man over there wants to talk to me.
>walks up to the man, walks past him, walks round a corner in the corridor, footsteps recede into distance...quickly
>>46455039
I will accompany you to the drop off point.
>>46455060
..........
>Good lord she used a gun that could blow up in her hand as a lighter
>Im so fucked.....
>>46455051
Hrmh, fair enough then. And you're wearing real armour too......miracles will never cease apparently.
>>46455064
Thank you Sergeant, very well then, both of you come along.
>heads to the nearest launch bay and climbs aboard a Valkyrie.
>>46455061
>Sees him leave.
>Looks back at Anna.
>Looks at Lucky.
>Shrugs.
>Begins walking out.
He must have done something to have an officer aiming on his head...
>>46455082
>notices the look on his face
Hey hey, wait to cry, ok? You can do that when I need to estinguish the lho.
>>46455096
Well...
>Playful
I can go back into the bodyglove gear if you want to...
>>46455082
>>46455115
>steps between the two of them
I think we need to cool it, no one is going to get shot, so can we please just put away the gun.
>>46455096
>follows
Where is our next destination? I will need to take a small hiatus in order to bring Brother Hans back to the strike cruiser.
>>46455142
I'm sorry about your battle brother, Sergeant.
>>46455115
>>46455136
>Uses the distraction to high tail it out of there
So long suckers!but mostly cause it's time to actually start working. have a nice day guys
>>46455034
Very well. That is quite close to what I do, as well.
>>46455017
I work for the Calixian Conclave, lieutenant.
>>46455136
... you are trooper Navier, right?
>>46455157
>throws the lho behind him
Umph.see you jo.
>>46455163
yes I am
>salutes with a smile, the guitar slung over his back.
>>46455161
>The lieutenant unfortunately can't reply, as he has walked off to take refuge from the insanity which is Anna Borgia
>>46455179
>the plasma pistol moves to your chin
You are the fucker who keeps miranda hidden in his room?
>>46455130
You try to put that back on and I'll rip the damned thing off......
>sets herself in a seat and pulls a headset on.
>"Tynnus Traffic Control, one Valkyrie inbound from Lord-Captain Wellesley's Cruiser."
>>46455142
A Brief stop-off over Gospyria before we head on to....Othellan. Speaking of Brother Hans, I hope my Medics managed to save him?
>Alice does actually have a hopeful tone to her voice.
>>46455157Have a nice day yourself senpai.
>>46455193sorry to bother, are we meant to be coming with you on the valkyrie?
>>46455193
He will be fine, it is simply the policy of the Kosmosknechts to return all wounded for a full recovery. We are not space wolves, we do not have brothers to spare.
>>46455212Not a bother mate, and not this one. It's just a quick trip to talk with someone then the ship is leaving the System.
>>46455190
>nods
that I am.
>he moves to eat another bite of cereal but sighs, it''s gone soggy.
>>46455226cheers, thanks very much
>>46455228
If you EVER talk to her again. EVER. I will make sure to find myself a new servitor with your exact face. That is you, you idiot. I will persoanlly hollow your skull if needed, it won't be difficult since it is already almost empty.
>>46455193
My, you really want me out of that thing...
>>46455250
>gulps
no offense but, I'm more scared of her than I am of you.
>steps away
have a nice day.
>>46455185
Hm. That was a... Short conversation.
>starts reading another old book
>>46455193
Roger that, Achilles, we'll preppare a landing pat for your shuttle.
>>46455281
She grabs your arm
She is a rabid dog with no power, and I am an inquisitorial agent.
Moreover, she is now in her cell, where she SHOULD be. And Only I ahve the key. Have fun. retard.
>>46455284
Hm... I think the new liutenant doesn't enjoy the company of the inquisition.
>>46455297
>stops dead in his tracks.
you... locked her up...
>turns to face her
I lied to her...
>>46455220
I'm glad he survived, hrmh, you might want to have one of your Battle Brothers ask the Astropath to transmit a Message to the Poison Star, so that we'll be able to meet....unless you've already done so....
>>46455253
Who wouldn't luv'? Besides, only fair.
>>46455291
>The Valkyrie leaves the Bay at a decent speed, and soon arrives at the Tynnus Estate, on the assigned landing pad.
>Alice waits with the Valk to see whether Tray will be coming to her, or herself going to Tray.
>>46455314
Very plausible. He most likely thinks we are the all-seeing eye of the Emperor's wrath like the propaganda suggests.
>>46455323
Fuck off. I did you a favor, she would have backstabbed you and eaten your corpse, and I need her alive, not blammed for killing another trooper. AGAIN.
>>46455350
>he ignores her as he walks away.
>>46455339
>He's not wearing any clothing to hide the suit that's keeping him alive this time, probably because it's his bloody house and the armor is in for repairs.
>For most of the men it is the first time they see him out of the armor.
>He stops before the Valkyrie's ramp, waiting to welcome the Rogue Trader.
>>46455348
I had never seen an inquisitor before being assigned to this regiment, back on Tyberia we were His ever seeing wrath.
>>46455359
>considers shooting
... why bother, he probably has what? Six days to live?
>>46455379
>Alice shows no adverse reaction to Tray's appearance, instead stepping forward to meet him.
Good to meet you again Tray, how are things going now that it's....hopefully calmed down?
>>46455396
Better, I still have a lot to rebuild... a lot to accomplish, but the revolts are slowly starting to fade, the Genestealers running over the streets made them scared of coming out.
>He doesn't sound happy.
I still can't believe... that it had been the Kents all this time. They were good people, once, at least, they held so much promise, helping to reform the lower hives into something good, something better...
Now I'll have to do it myself... under Commander Farsight's directives... I almost feel sorry for the Sororitas Order of the planet, I won't wipe them out, but I will have to demolish the building a build a health center in its place, nothing must be left of the old order, O'Shovah's orders.
>>46455390
I wish there were more planets like that.
>>46455469
Indeed. I still miss Tyberia dearly every day of my life.
>>46455392
>moves to his room, throwing the guitar to the ground.
fucking shit!
>>46455511
>knock on the door
>>46455457
I wish I could stay to help, but......duty calls eh? Oh by the way, all of your men pulled through, I'll have them shuttled over.
Hrmh......I might have a solution to your Sister 'problem'. If they came with me, they'd still be allowed to practice the Faith openly, if you agree.
Also.....
>Alice puts her hand around LIX's shoulders and nudges her forward.
My friend here wished to say something to you.
>>46455537
yes!?
>>46455539
I... thank you greatly for that, Rogue Trader, me and my men owe our lives to you.
And... I do agree, but in the end it is the sister hospitalliers themselves those who have the last word.
>Looks at Delta
Oh?
>>46455558
I'm sorry to intrude, I heard some shouting, is everything alright in there?
>>46455539
Eeep!
>Nervousness intensifies.
>Being someone else? Sure no problem.
>Being herself publicaly? Eeeh not really.
>>46455571
I-I-I...
>>46455574
no, no it isn't, they have her locked up and I made a promise.
>>46455574
>>46455598
>Moving through vents.
>Stops by.
>Looks through the Vents' bars.
>>46455598
Sorry old chap, I've been in the medicae for the last few days, I don't really know what you're talking about.
>>46455571
Aye, I'll go see them after we're done here.
>flicks her Vox on and orders the Achilles to transport the injured to Tynnus, which they rapidly do.
>>46455589
You can do it lass, it's alright.
>puts her arm around her shoulders again.
Apologies Mi'Lord, she's just a bit shy.
>>46455539
>>46455589
>>46455637
>Looks at Alice.
Quite a nervous one, isn't she?
>Back at Delta.
Go on, I won't bite.
>>46455636
the death world sniper, I'll do anything to get her back.
>>46455637
>>46455644
>Feels a bit more reassurred with Alice's hand on her shoulder.
I'd... like to thank you in the name of my house, Captain. My name is Samantha... Samantha Kent, I... I have been a passenger on lady Wellesley's Vessel for a long time... me and my cousing Marcus are the last of us left that were not infected.
>She bows down.
I am in eternal debt, mylord.
>>46455666
Slow down, who's the deathworld sniper, where is she, and who's stopping you from getting her back?
>>46455666
>Still on the Vents.
>Gets out of them.
>It speaks with a voice obviously modified to not be recognized.
Anything?
>>46455693
Miranda, they have her locked up somewhere in the lower decks and that bitch psyker has the key.
>>46455708
anything.
>>46455708sorry, what does it mean?
>>46455708oh shit it's satan
>>46455687
>Surprised, looks at Alice as if asking if this is true.
>>46455721
>>46455666of course I reply to the wrong onr.
>>46455718It means the servoskull came out of the vents.
>>46455716
Meet me at meeting room #3, lower decks, I'll be waiting.
>The servoskull returns to the vents.
>>46455727
>Alice nods once.
Praetorian's Honour Mi'Lord.
>The Valks with the injured arrive and file into a Bay to offload the wounded.
>>46455716
>>46455754
I'll come along with you, that Borgia woman is a disgrace to the Imperium.
>>46455766
>looks at him in confusion
worth a punt...
>getting up he makes his way to the lower deck.
>shambles into the room looking a little tipsy with a whiskey bottle in his hand
Wh-
Who-*hic* among you....
grox lockerss... *hic* lovers...
dhrank my whisshkey?!!
>>46455780
>follows him
>>46455716
Why is she locked up again?
>>46455784
>Studiously avoids his gaze, due to the fact that Hubert is now sporting a laspistol on his waste as well as a powersword
>>46455805*waist goddamit second time I've done that
>>46455804
they're scared of her for some daft reason.
>>46455756
>Nods
>>46455687
>Puts hand on her shoulder.
You're in no debt with me, child. You're in debt with her.
>Signals Captain "Eliza"
If it wasn't for her I would have never seen the Genestealer infestation before it was too late. She is the one who saved your house... and mine.
You and your family... both of your families, Kents and Wellesleys will always be welcome here. Today, this planet is in debt of your actions, lady Wellesley, my family won't forget that.
>>46455756
>Sees to the wounded.
>Returns with a briefcase a few moments later.
I know this is not much, but it is for you... and for your astartes, mylady.
>It contains a master-crafted chainsword and bolter.
>>46455820
da ....
Duhh...
The fuck are yeh talking about? I just ordered miranda to rehphort for.. *hic*
for shanitary duty yeshterday!
>>46455805
>steadies his gaze
You....
>>46455780
>>46455794
>Is sitting in a chair, caressing something made of metal beneath the table.
I've been waiting...
>>46455859
>realises he is being watched, and springs to life
Ah Lieutenant! What a...pleasure it is to see you, if you come along with us, we're on a little expedition to free Miranda as it happens, and on the way we might find some more alcohol, or failing that, a chance to kill someone.
>>46455877
>walks in alone and locks the door.
hello.
>>46455881
>places his hand on the face of the Lieutenant
shhh.....
>>46455877
YOU!!!
>>46455838
>Alice temporarily has the expression of some sort of antlered four legged creature caught in Headlights, before accepting the case with a nod and a bow.
I thank you My'Lord. They will serve us well.
Err.....
>'Eliza' looks somewhat sheepish.
You.....you wouldn't happen to have the co-ordinates of the Sisters on hand would you?
I do not seem to have them....
>>46455877
They have Demon worshippers in this regiment. Why on earth...no, there is no point questioning anything in this regiment, it's better not knowing.
going off for a bit I have medical shit needs doing
>>46455904
So Lieutenant, what do you think, do we stab it, shoot it, or talk to it?
>>46455881
Well, I will come with you. Maybe I find some heresy that I can rip into pieces.
>>46455902
>>46455914
>>46455904
>What he had been caressing is a small feline-like robotic pet
>It slowly walks up to the door once it's locked, as if standing guard and avoiding anyone to exit.
So... you want your little friend free, I have heard?
>>46455964
No this is definatley heresy. I should have taken the power armour with me.
>>46455951
I..
I....
i.......
*vomits*
ughh...
*looks at the puddle*
Do not touch puddle! That's regimental property!
*draws his chainsword*
And I am gonna tear that cretin to pieces! I've got several ribs that needs avenging.
>>46455996
>>46455964
Heresy you say? You mean this person isn't with the regiment? In that case...
>draws laspistol and power sword
>meanwhile, on Othellan
>the planetary defense force is on a manhunt for Amelia, told that there is an unsanctioned psyker on the loose
>>46456016
>Meanwhile over that there Gospyria, Alan Wellesley attempts to hail the Necrons on the ground.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>46455964
>throws his bottle at the feline machine
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING CAT!!!
>>46455996
Not that it would have helped you.
>He relaxes on the chair he's sitting, clearly doesn't feel afraid about the Quartermaster.
>>46456007
>>46456013
Put down your weapons, gentlemen, I am not the enemy, I abhor Daemons as much as any of you would. Besides, I'm doing bussiness with your co-worker here, you'd not want to interrupt him, would you?
>>46456036
Yes?
>>46456016
>barricaded in the church, paying attention not to get near any window, just to be sure
>>46456048
>It hisses as the bottle breaks on it, unscarred.
>It's about to attack.
Stand down, Tesk!
>It stops, goes back to the door.
I won't stop him next time, trooper. You wouldn't be the first human he kills...
>Coughs.
>>46456053
"Uh....hello down there, chap.....my Niece, Alice Wellesley said I was to talk to you about....something, she didn't say what it was, just it's identity wasn't to be mentioned....and that you know what it is?"
>Alan sounds confused about whatever the 'thing' is.
>>46456049
No! You get off!
I just been cooked by the higher-ups for having xenos inside the ship! I don't need another session for a chaos infiltration.
>>46455905
I'm afraid not, mylady, it's been a long revolution and the archives were damaged on the conflict, we're recovering the data, but we're out on the black for now...
>>46456049
Yet you are clearly a damned foul servant of Chaos.
*draws his power sword*
>>46456082
Get your fucking cat in order before i give it several variations of "the boot".
Rolled 12, 17 = 29 (2d20)
>>46456049
The lies of the impure shall not corrupt me foul demon!
>fires a burst of shots at the cat (first roll), attempts to stab depherion with power sword (second roll)
>>46456117
Hmmm, I can't say that I do. Do you have any more specifics?
>>46456128
Ah, that would indeed be a problem.
I suppose I'll ask the Recon Pilots about it, they might know where they are.
>sets the Suitcase down to use the Dataslate, closing the reports to send an Info request.
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>46456059
>a servo skull hovers up to the window and a scanning beam shoots through the room
>>46456159
"Umm.....it was to do with some sort of business involving a Necron Space Station? Overlord Nyzart knows of it, I was told. I'm as confused as you are honestly, she was -very- secretive about it."
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>46456119
>>46456130
>>46456152
You're both free to leave if you wish, gentlemen. I have nothing to hide.
>Tesk moves out of the doorway.
>>46456158
>The bullet ricochets out of Tesk's hull.
>You stab Depherion succesfully, he simply stays there looking at you.
>His mechadentrides holding your arm still.
What did you hope to accomplish? Break an organ?
>It's starting to enforce some pressure to try and break the arm
I'm 99% machine by now...
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>46456180
>tries to hide behind a lead sheet
>>46456174
Very well. Could I be of assistance in any way, mylady?
>>46456190
Ah, yes. Your primitive technological package will be sent to you shortly.
>a few moments later, an item resembling a reinforced imperial guard munitions crate with a screen and keyboard appears on Alan's bridge with a flash of green light
Rolled 19, 11 = 30 (2d20)
>>46456207
>Hubert manages to wrench his arm out of the mechandrites
> fires a burst at depherions head (first roll), attempts to behead depherion with sword (second roll)
A little help here would be appreciated Rex!
>violently sits up in bed
I'm awake!! I'm not dead!
>looks around realizing I'm back on the ship
This isn't good...
>>46456207
And that is why all always say that a spaceships needs fortifications. Than things like this wouldn't get into our ship. But NO. Everytime somebody says "You can't dig trenches throug the hull" or "Putting a minefield around the gellar field generator is dumb". And now we are here. Some Cyborg Chaos Lord is on the ship and I have no AT weapons with me.
>>46456234
>after a few minutes, there is a knock on the door
>>46456260
"Uh.....thank you....um......sir...."
>Alan taps a command into the box and then abruptly carries it off the bridge and into a Reinforced Storage bay, one with all sorts of fantastical defensive equipment.
>Teleportation Jammers and Meters of Warded Bulkheads being the least of it.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>46456207
>>46456266
wait what?
>looks at the scene
Oh yeah!
>charges in chainsword roaring
>>46456266
>The burst sends him a few steps backwards.
>His head plate's hull deformed, showing the marks of lasgun fire.
>The sword is stopped by his chainsword-implemented arm.
Last warning, stop this mess or I won't help your friend.
>Tesk is ready to attack.
>>46456302
>fuck off
>there is no one inside.
>Amelia starts looking for another way out
>>46456320
Why don't you have your damned melta? I thought you said it made everything disappear with a pull of a trigger?
>>46456252
Um.....
>Alice offers the Dataslate displaying a pieced together map to Tray.
>points at a highlighted point on the map.
Would -that- be the Hospitaller 'camp' there? I've had a few reports of Sisters sighted there.
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>46456207
The we have to dismantle you.
*takes a crowbar*
For the Emperor! Death to all his enemies!
*charges*
Rolled 17, 6 = 23 (2d20)
>>46456329
In the name of the Emperor, death to wicked!
>blasts tesk with laspistol fire (first roll), expending his entire charge pack, while hacking at the chainsaw mechandrite of Depherion (second roll)
>>46456343
Indeed, it houses only sister hospitalliers though, when the elders came... the battle-sisters were pushed out.
>>46456339
>roll?
>>46456341
I gave it to the techpriest for upgrades! Its the second time I've faced this asshole without it!
>whips out his laspistol
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>46456389
>for finding doors?
>>46456379
It's better that we help them regardless. Thank you Captain, you've been a great help. I wish we could stay longer, but.....no rest for the wicked I'm afraid. Take care of yourself, and uh....good luck with that 'business' you've got coming up.
>'Eliza' salutes, then picks up the case and turns to go reembark the Valkyrie.
>The Pilot also has Co-Ords for the Sisters.
>>46456409
>after a pause you hear the men at the door grumble something about a false alarm and walk away
>>46456288
>gets dressed and starts walking to the cargo hold
Serena! Get me into the ships systems I need to find some data on Talos vehicles.
>salutes the men guarding the door as he enters
>the ships speakers make a small barely audible pop
>>46456374
>>46456350
>>46456320
You had your chance, you've let the death worlder to rot.
>Looks at Mot and nods.
Trooper.
>Teleports out.
>Tesk teleports a few seconds after as it's about to jump into Hubert's neck, the las charge has breached its hull.
>>46456409I'd say you just found about every door you currently want to find. That's just me, though.
>>46456447
Emperor dammit! Rex, who on earth is he?
>>46456465that's like when Mirand arolled 20 on looting the magus.
I looted the WHOLE magus. It is stuffed now in Mot's room.
>>46456447
he got away again......
>starts kicking the wall
Emperor!
>*kicks*
fucking!
>*kicks*
Damn it!
>*kicks*
For the third
>*kicks*
fucking
>*kicks*
time!
>*kicks*
>>46456447
He either teleported to another vessel or he's still on the ship. We should order the troops to search for him in the entire ship and have the captain scan the space for signatures of other ships or hideouts.
>>46456505Amelia knows every way out of the Church, even the hidden tunnels and passages that only the designers knew about.
>>46456509
Have you met that chap before Lieutenant?
>>46456480
He's a chaos fiddling coward who always runs away and never finishes a fight.
I've got him marked for death.
>>46456430
So uh... where are we taking these sisters?
>finishing up his latest experiments
>remembers the weapons and ammunition his master sent
>goes open the container
>>46456505proppa orky lootin' I sez.
>>46456545
>>46456568
Perhaps we could go and ask the adept if he's got anything to find him with? Don't inquisitors do that sort of thing?
>>46456554
>With the trio aboard(Alice, LIX and Behrend), the Valkyrie takes off and heads for the Sisters.
Uncle Alan'll take 'em in. I also have a plan that might require borrowing them later though....
>>46456445
>starts pushing furniture against the door, just in case
Oh emperor, I know your way is mysterious and all... but sometimes I would prefer it wasn't.
How long is it taking, Alice?
>>46456542
First time i've met him we dueled and flattened me in a wall. I went into a coma and he ran away
Second time he fired rockets me, and broke 3 of my ribs and a kneecap. Then he ran away again!
So you can say i've got more than a few bones to pick with him.
>>46456603
A plan?
What kind of plan?
>Interest is picked
>>46456609
Cowardice is the only way for heretics to avoid the Emperor's wrath, although perhaps we need some...better equipment to deal with him next time.
>>46456613
Nothing that's complete enough to talk about right now, lets just be ready to pick the Sisters up.
>Five extra Valkyries from the Med Transport Flight have fallen in behind the Trio's own Valk.
>>46456606
Hey LIX, there anything you need brought over from the Penance that isn't with our possessions?
Gospyria is on the direct path from here to Othellan and we'll need to make a twenty minute stopover there.
And don't worry, 'puppers' will already be on the Vult.
>>46456638
>A suit of black Inquisitoral light power armor walks past headed for the cargo hold
Anna -
There are some serious issues I must attend to on Gospyria. Until I return, you are hereby an acting throne agent. This letter should act as proof. Try not to get everyone killed.
Ave Imperator,
Throne Agent Oliver GreelySorry I don't have much time, still keeping an eye on things here when I can.
>>46456677
Excuse me? I say? Your inquisitorialness, we've just encountered a vile heretic, I don't suppose you could point us in the direction of some tracking equipment, or failing that, a very large gun?
>>46456589
He shouldn't got in this ship! They should know about this things.
Seriously i mean no disrespect, but the inquisitors we got in this ship lacks tad a bit in terms of competence!
>>46456638
*sigh*
I agree. I do not want to take a traitor marine again, only armed with a laspistol, a couple of grenades and a piece of brick.
>>46456675
I... no, Willson already gave me the only thing I'd need to bring with me from this hell... I just want to forget I've ever been here...
>>46456446
>A blinking light on Bradford's console attracts his attention.
>A few button presses have the cause of the light identified.
>He orders security doubled at all key points. And for the Armsmen to be issued their weapons.
>>46456681
>anna is blind
>she finds the nearest gurad, orders him to read it, and then orders him to forget everything at gun's point
Stupid greely, I'll show him that I can do this better than he does!
>>46456681Hope you can come back to us soon, yeh smuggin' Arbitrator, we need our Throne Agent here too.
>>46456709
Lass, I said from the Penance, not from here.
You know the Troop Ship?
>Alice looks slightly concerned.
>The flight of Valks gets closer to the location the Sisters are camped at.
>>46456706
>>46456677
>half talking to himself
Incompetent inquisitors, of course, because I have not offended the Emperor enough and must be punished more.
Well perhaps this chap knows the way to some heavier hitting gear - and some tracking equipment.
>>46456743
Wait what...? We're... we're really going out without them? We're really going on a vacation?!
>She sounds happy.
>>46456703
>>46456762
>it looks around to see who you talking to seemingly forgetting about it's status before realizing your talking to it
>the voice speakers crackle to life as it speaks in a deep slightly mechanical voice
Uh.. A heretic on this vessel? Where is this vile evil creature...
>>46456681hope you come back soon. I need my partner in crime.
>>46456762
Wait a minute
>grabs the man by the shoulder
Hey!
>>46456743
>The sisters greet you in silence.
>>46456793
>>46456796
>murmurs
Do you want to get shot? For throne's sake man, show some respect!
>to the inquisitor
He teleported away sir! We hoped you might know a way to track him down!
>>46456843
>Walks in, carrying a Recaff cup.
>His Gasmask is still on, yet the mug is half-empty...
>>46456589
>picks up a massive rifle and a box of ammunition
>turns around and walks towards his mobile lab
>>46456792
Well, not exactly, we're just going to be taking a separate ship to Othellan.
Then we might have some business for the 'Hammer' to take care of.
-Then- we might get some vacation time, even if 'vacation' only means less stressful work than usual.
>>46456810
My Ladies, I am an agent in the employ of the Emperor, it is the wishes of our Imperium that you come with us, 'my superior' feels that you will be able to do more good with us than here.
>Alice bows respectfully, then gestures to the Valkyries.
>>46456860
Ah Corporal! Excellent, how much heavy weaponry do you have on at this exact moment?
>>46456882
Need help carrying that weapon, Adept?
>>46456796
Jackie.... We just got you back. You're not planning on going anywhere unannounced, are you?
I'm really fucking sick of doing you medical paperwork's.
And where the hell are the other higher ups? We just got a Traitor Astartes in the ship, why weren't we informed?
>>46456843
>Internal panic. Does not know how to respond
Uh. the ship will be scanned and you will be notified if the Warpsmith is found...
