>Take DnD Alignment test that also shows you your race and class.
>Get Chaotic Evil Dwarf Cleric.
How the fuck is this even possible?
>dwarfs can be of any alignment
>clerics can be of any alignment
>dwarfs can be of any class
It just goes to show how shitty Dwarves are, people can't even imagine one that isn't a Gimli clone.
>>46450812
But dwarves are jolly, booze-chugging, axe-throwing badasses. I am a weak, brittle bookworm who gets drunk after 3 drinks. I have the shortness and thick frame down pat, though.
>>46450853
answered your own question
>>46450780
Were is the test of which you speak?
>>46450780
>take the test
>get LG Fat Human Cleric
>mfw It's me, except for the cleric part.
>>46451168
>mfw I have no face
Here we go
>You Are A: Lawful Evil Human Paladin (2nd Level)
>>46450780
I'm a True Lawful level 3 Human Wizard with 13 Int, 14 Cha and 18 Wis.
I realy got the wrong end of the caster class stick there.
>>46450780
True neutral
Half-elf
Sorcerer
>>46450780
>You Are A: Neutral Evil Human Wizard
>mfw it's me, except for the wizard part
>mfw it's me in 5 years, including the wizard part
>>46450780
Being smart apparently makes me Chaotic Evil.
>>46450780
>Take the test
>TN Half-Elf Sorcerer
I have no strong feelings about this.
>You Are A: Lawful Good Human Paladin (3rd Level)
>High mental attributes
>Low physical
>"Lawful good is the best alignment you can be"
Sounds about right. I always knew I was better than everyone else.
>>46450780
I keep getting Lawful Neutral Ranger. I hate rangers.
>>46452776
Stop saying that you like nature
>get true neutral human fighter
>mfw I'm exactly that boring
>Chaotic Good Human Wizard
Why
The questions for these are always so obvious
>there is problem, how do you solve it?
A. Do rogue shit
B. Do wizard shit
C. Do fighter shit
Well what did you expect schlomo shekelstein?
>>46450780
I wanna take this test, now, where do I find it?
>>46452884
I love that guy to bits but jesus he looks like a fucking fish.
>>46450812
Dorves are always lawful.
Elfs are always chaotic.
Halfling are always neutral.
There is not evil/good axis.
Dorf, halfling and elf are classes.
>Neutral Good Human Paladin
O-ok
>>46450780
>DnD Alignment test
I answered this too, using myself.
I got neutral.
Seems pretty right. I don't donate to charity, but I dont steal from the poor.
>>46453573
I think most people are neutral. It's a pretty good survival strategy according to Richard Dawkins and his evolution simulations from the 70s.
>>46450780
>Chaotic Good sorceror
Well, that went better than expected.
>>46450780
>chaotic evil dwarf Cleric
Socially unadjusted neckbeard know-it-all.
It might be time to rethink your life.
>>46450780
link now op
True Neutral Human Monk (3rd Level)
it's true, I can't hit on girls for shit
or anything else for that matter
Where is this test? Found wizards.com official test, but it has no race and class. Gave me Neutral Good.
>>46450780
Because you're not a self deprecating cuck so that automatically makes you evil don't you know?
>Got neutral evil Halfling ranger.
>>46453573
I got true neutral, BUT
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
holy fuck that was close
True Neutral Human Paladin/Sorcerer (2nd/1st Level)
>>46453018
ADnD grognards pls go and stay go.
Lawful Good Gnome Wizard (2nd Level)
>neutral evil human sorcerer
I can't say that's blatantly incongruous with reality
