The bard starts singing the well-known anti-wizard song "Pockets Full of Bat Shit".
>>46435362
>mfw
>>46435380
Found the evoker.
>>46435362
Underground Elves complain about adventurer parties using the D-word.
Dafuq d'ye 'ave against wizards, m8? U wan' me to Cast Fist on yer gabba, m8?
>>46435417Digger?
>>46435362
Everyone knows wizards are batshit crazy.
>>46435362
If his beard smell like sweaty balls
If his clothes are garish and impractical
If he reeks of sulfur and pester halls
If he rants about theings mathematical
Oh, that's a wizard.
Pockets full of bat shit
Yeah, that's a wizard
Something something dimwit.
>>46435362
>Later that evening
The bard starts singing the well known anti-fighters song "Morden Melee Martial"
>>46435362
The Paladin insists that he knock it off, because we're a team. She asks the Dwarf to sing a happy song. The Dwarf tells her that that's a racist stereotype, and that Dwarfs do not sing except at very important cultural events that non-Dwarfs are not allowed at.
>>46435362
It is widely known that the Dwarven word for Barbarian literally translates to "axe idiot," but it is a lesser known, and possibly more amusing fact, that the Dwarven word for Paladin literally translates into "sword asshole."
>>46435720
>the Dwarven word for Paladin roughly translates into "tree-branch in anus."
FTFY
>>46435720
>And the Dwarven word for Bard literally means "sonic molestation in women's clothes".
>>46435679
Your standards are pretty low..
