>a young man with thick-rimmed glasses closes his MacBook and approaches you

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>it is a weeb cafe

>>46434756
>meido café

Fixed.

>>46434618
>you all meth in a cafe

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>>46434787
>implying

The players all meet in a coffee house in the quasi-Ottoman Empire.

>I sit in the corner and look brooding

>>46434720
>>46434871

>he's the owner, and wants you to clear some Dire Hipsters out of his basement

>>46435031
>the twist is that he was leader of the hipsters all along

>>46434618
>>46434720
This is literally how my last game of Shadowrun started.

>>46434991
>We server breakfast till 10, what'cha want, darling?

>>46434618
>you catch sight of Janet, an old friend from college
>you wanted to be more than friends, she didn't
>it's been 5 years and she still looks just the same

Go.

>>46434618
>But then suddenly a group of gains goblins smash in the front door and start bench pressing everyone.

>>46435031
What would a dire hipster even be like?

>>46435392
A crust-punk who's ripped, and is a high level bard with a banjo or sitar.

>>46435392
Like a normal hipster but with sillier facial hair, more anachronistic technology and more obscure indie band t-shirts.

>>46435253
I get nervous. I try to pretend I hadn't noticed, hoping I succeed. Words that I'm not even trying to say are getting caught in my throat. Why is my coffee taking so long to get here!?

>>46435253
Serial killer campaign?

>It's the 17th Century and you're all living on the bleeding edge of society by doing coffee. Suddenly a gang of Puritans burst in!

>>46436572
BUST OUT THE REVOLVERS ONE SIDE ISN'T WALKING AWAY FROM THIS ONE

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>>46435139
WHY THE FUCK DO ESTABLISHMETS DO THIS?!
10:01 AND THEY DON'T WANT MY FUCKING MONEY ANYMORE!
Sorry just had to get that out.

>>46436703
>17th century
>revolvers

>>46436955
Because all their shit is arranged for efficient access and prep, and at 9:55 they put the breakfast shit away to make room for the lunch and dinner shit.

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>>46437075

>>46436572
>Rapier dace fight!!

>>46437181
not that anon but i found it interesting, thanks!

>>46434618
We Reservoir Dogs now?

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>>46437217
>1580
>using turret revolvers