The elf king has sent your party on a quest to save his cousin's meth lab from the marauding police. He offers you a small amount of gold, along side with some of the meth you manage to save and a massive amount of moonshine in the back.
>>46415120
Elf King! Fuck that, not going to associate myself with that twat. Not going to lose my offsprings!
>>46415120
What are the going rates for genuine elven moonshine in the local communities?
So is this like a Shadowrun in the Confederated American States?
>>46415120
>Doing what a lowly elf tells me to do
>>46415378
>Elves ask me to do things
>Pic is response
If Elves are Southern Rednecks, what are dwarves?
>>46415525
Indians on H1-B's.
>Meth lab
>Moonshine
>Adventurers
Explosions imminent.
Make it a large amount of gold and you have a deal.
And the meth cooks better be there when we show up.
>>46415525
Drunk