Let's go /tg/ on this April Fool's thing
Make up a character based on the name from the previous post
>>46389995
>Gabriel Sloan
Fallen angel who know works as a private detective.
>>46389995
>Gabriel Sloan
No-nonsense detective with a heart of gold. Lost his wife and is out for revenge. Ends up getting pulled into destroying a coven trying to summon the Old Gods.
>>46389995
Wew lad. Thanks for reminding me that it's April Fools Day, I thought this shit would be permanent.
It is awful.
>>46390015
>Margie Mccarty
Broken-nosed Irish barmaid with links to paramilitary groups who keeps a wooden spoon under the bar and slaps anyone who swears in her presence
>>46390023
>Elizabeth Daniel
A happy housewife who oneday gets sucked into a mystical realm through the end of her vacuum cleaner and immediately starts cleaning
>>46390028
>Irish barmaid
>picture of a bar with aussie / new zealand beers on draught
Yikes.
>>46390046
>Bobby Gilbert
Pedantic arsehole.
>>46390055
>Jose Horn
Clearly a half Spaniard/Nord
>>46390038
>Barry Rocha
Retired forest ranger living in a small cottage near the park he used to work at. Still occasionally hunts skinwalkers in his spare time.
>>46390063
American track sprinter with huge mustache beginning to question his sexuality after twenty years of marriage
>>46390038
>sucked in via vacuum cleaner
>the entrance she came in via is now a portable leafblower due to the vacuum still being on, on the other side
>woman enters mystical realm
>starts cleaning stuff by blowing it
>>46390086
>Fred Terrell
A midwestern american factory worker
>>46390086
>Fred Terrell
Janitor who cut himself with a strange glowing rock and now has the power of soap energy on his side. He must clean the streets of the scum that walks the earth.
>>46390086
>Fred Terrell
One half of an infamous bank robbing duo. Lost his partner in a shootout with the police and is now preparing to bomb city hall.
>>46390101
>Johnnie Mccann
A train hopping hobo desperate to track down the man who stole his bindle
>>46390109
>Alyssa Salinas
Prostitute with a heart of crack rock
>>46390116
>Darryl Kent
An alias for an up and coming forensic scientist who discovers something he shouldn't and starts to unravel the threads of a conspiracy.
>>46390104
>Eileen Schwartz
>Victorian lady, became a ghost waiting for his husband, who was already dead, to come back from some war.
>>46390121
Lisa Suarez
The pedantic always right girl on the mexican version of The Simpsons.
>>46390127
>Desiree Maxwell
A succubus of the lowest planes, accidentally turned catholic due to shenanigans involving a cursed helm of alignment-change...
>>46390116
>Darryl Kent
Local community leader and head of a cult. Lost his left arm in a raid.
Roll for cool name.
>>46390159
>Angel of War
that's pretty fucking cool
>>46390159
>Angel Guerra
>War Angel
Yeah, that's a cool as fuck name, motherfucker.You are a sigmarine
>>46390159
That worked.
>>46390136
>Neil Black
Son of an Irish born pirate. Settled down on one of the Carribbean islands, owner of a moderately large tobacco farm.
>>46390136
>Neil Black
A man with a cursed name that makes whomever speak it be accused of racism.
>>46390170
>Cassie Lee
Plus size model that moonlights as a contract killer
>>46390174
>Marcella Roberson
A former prostitute with a heart of gold who recently came into a large sum of money, she uses most of it to fund a small time criminal empire, using the profits to create a home for wayward women.
>>46390172
Lorraine Huang
Life ain't easy in the whitetrash caravan park. Specially if you are the only half-chinese girl.
>>46390177
Does she eat her targets?
>>46390159
>Angel Guerra
Coked up Brujah on a mission to fuck with the Masquerade.
can I join in?
>>46390172
>Lorraine Huang
The spoiled daughter of a rich tycoon, owns a poodle with a doghouse worth more than the monthly wages of a white-collar worker.
>>46390194
>Maria Shaw.
Gothic lolita anime character that fights with a chainsaw and a circular saw.
>>46390194
>Maria Shaw
Principal at an elementary school who is already on thin ice after rumors of a monster in the nearby woods scared some of the parents.
>This thread
Thanks Hiroshima for these presents
>>46390241
>Patricia Conway
Steampunk inventor from once rich family.
>>46390241
>Patricia Conway
Patricia "Pat" Conway was a crossdressing spree killer during the Victorian Era. Ended up falling in love with one of her marks.
>>46389995
Rolling for decent name.
>>46390250
>Ian McCoy
Rough and tumble Arctic seaman, nearly lost his eyes to a polar bear
>>46390254
>Ivan Rios
A villain in a futuristic anime. Was either childhood friend or a brother of the protagonist. Body packed with augmentations.
>>46390254
Ivan Rios
Russian - Brazilian scientist with a knack for tapping into "places" "close" to here, pulling out all sorts of strange and nasty things from parallel universes and the darkness between them. More of a BBEG than a player character
>>46390283
>Micheal Russo
A jobless painter mooching off his friends while trying to invent his own revolutionary art style and get famous.
>>46390283
>Micheal Russo
Totally not a KGB agent infiltrated in the USA.
Why do normies love April 1st so much anyway?
>>46390305
>charles pratt
Blind vaudevillian character whose shtick is tripping and falling constantly and increasingly improbably as other characters try to have a conversation and he keeps distracting them. Also has a hitler 'stache.
>>46390300
>Wilson Armstrong
A charismatic man posessing techniques passed through his family for generations.
>>46390315
>Christy Boyd
A pedantic soccer mom in a failing marriage with a husband who is definitely seeing other women, but she refuses to file for divorce for the sake of her kids. Probably ends up killing her husband.
>>46390304
Ouch... That one hit close to home.
>>46390305
That one... Also... hit close to MY home.
>>46390319
>Abraham Dennis
An antagonist-type army general considers violence to be the best response to the situation.
>>46390319
>Abraham Dennis
Jewish reptilian who is strugglinng to come to terms with his families expectations of enslaving the world and his desire for a simple life as an accountant.
>>46390319
PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS
Anyways,
>Abraham Dennis
An old street mage that spends his elder years doing little acts of kindness for people, who will never know it was him. (Mage the Ascension?)
Have no fear, _____ is here!
>>46390360
I'm still scared desu
>>46390359
> Christine Blair
A wholesome teen heroine of a slasher movie.
>>46390383
>Rachel Goodwin
A kindly old British aristocrate linked to a murder case.
>>46390360
>Pick a god and pray evildoers, the hero has arrived!
>>46390367
>Brent Avila
A space fighter mercenary pilot who operates in the scum- and alien-infested lawless regions of the galaxy.
>>46390424
>Gilberto Berg
A demon having a hard time blending in with life on Earth.
>>46390427
>Nathaniel Bowman
An ordinary businessman, insists that his odd first name is a result of baby-naming arguments going on for far too long.
>>46390300
>Wilson Armstrong
The MAN who will MAGA.
>>46390427
>Nathaniel Bowman
Main character in a young adults series involving magic.
>>46390427
>Nathaniel Bowman
An indie wrestler just living his dream. Knees completely destroyed but refuses to give up this early.
>>46390571
>Olivia Frazier
Hardbitten FBI profiler who sacrificed family for career
>>46390633
>Austin Houston
The Spirit of Texas. Hero in a series of slightly racist comic books about fighting back all things that would ruin the Texan way.
>>46390654
Holocaust survivor adopted by a mexican family. She hunts former nazi's while being so unbelievable mexican it's borderline offensive.
>>46390571
>Olivia Frazier
A hurried and sarcastic doctor who has trouble with relationships.
>>46390692
>Gustavo Lam
A grizzled freedom fighter with a heart of gold, fabulous moustache and a machinegun.
literally come to /tg to create this thread. based OP
>>46390699
>Betty Wong
Sassy divorce lawyer whose motto is "I Do Things The Wong Way!"
>>46390716
>Kent Cherry
a hard bitten detective that was a former porn star.
Rolling for dankest name.
>>46390733
>Israel Wilcox
Vampire hunter in 1870's Wyoming
>>46390738
>Garrett Douglas
A palyboy with a convertible and no manners at all.
But the one thing I have to ask is... how will we tell the namefags apart from the regular users? They could be any one of us. They could be you. They could be me. They could even be the poster above me.
>>46390811
I think this image expresses all of our feelings on the matter.
>>46390811
I must recognize the namefags said anon.
No anon you are the namefags said Hiroshima.
And then anon was
>Derek Davila
A small-time weapon smuggler with a big ego.
>>46390850
Says Susan Ballard, weirdo who gets aroused by car crashes and causes them to get off.
>>46390848
>Ricardo Horton
A frivolous fencer from a muskateer family. He also has a pet mouse that runs up people's sleeves and pant legs as a distraction while fighting. He like's grooming his chesthairs and pouncing on woman that are either much younger, or much older than himself.
>>46390850
>Susan Ballard
A travelling bard/musician who's main instrument is a fiddle. The fiddle's handle is detachable and connected to her father's handed down dagger. She lures unsuspecting wanderers along the road to a night of music and drinks only to steal their belongings and cut their horses loose.
I bet i will get the coolest name.
>>46391061
>Max Dean
Like dean from supernatural, but to the max...
>>46391044
>Angie Perkins
A social worker accidentally drawn into the secret world of magic and weirdness when she looks too closely into the life of a deceased client.
>>46391061
>Max Dean
A Male Pornstar living in a Dieslepunk world of Future Australia. Between surviving off the scraps of former civilization and getting drunk, he makes home movies of himself and attractive women that he meets in return for oil from valley mutants and ganglords.
>>46391084
>Debra Lin
An Assassin from the Eastern Nations. She prefers using a long chain weapon with a claw attached to the front of it. She grabs her enemies and drags them towards her where she kills them with a kiss from her poisoned lips. She has a thing for other women, preferably submissive.
>>46391088
>Tyler Collier
A wandering witch-hunter that uses only his fists. His fists have been tatooed with daemonic wards and seals. With each punch he delivers holy KO's to the unnatural and heretical. He likes hanging out at museums and has his own underground fightclub of witch hunters.
>>46391091
>Dallas Sawyer
The 'orniest, Southern-iest, shootiest, and toughest son-of-a-bitch south of the Mason-Dixie line. The son of Tom Sawyer, he's quicker on the draw than a rattler, can run through the desert for miles on a single sip of whiskey, spits iron instead of snuff, and killed more men than Jessie James and Butch Cassidy put together.
>>46391142
>Guy Petersen
A Dutch Lawyer that is a man of the law by day, but a warrior of the Viking Cults by night. He roams the streets of Sweden killing refugees and saving the blonde womens. The Hero Sweden doesn't deserve, but desperately needs.
>>46391168
>Sophia Santana
A white witch who worships Santa Muerte and defends the backstreets of Ciudad Juárez from threats both mundane and infernal.
>>46391168
Sophia Santana, intrepid reporter by day, Super Heroine by night! Fights crime using the magic she gained from the King of the Dead, and is tasked with keeping souls from escaping the underworld every Day of the Dead.
>>46391223
Archie Cross, christian boy adventurer, solves biblical mysteries 6 days of the week, as long as his homework gets done.
>>46391229
>Travis Zhang
Half white, half Chinese office worker discovers he has the blood of a long dead Chinese general running through is veins, leads an army of dissatisfied workers and global businessmen to create the super-state of Eurasia.
>hovering over the post ID says "+(you) this post"
Hiroshimoot pls, my sides.
>>46391229
>Travis Zhang
Professor at a local university who in his off time is deeply embroiled in the occult. May or may not be the head of his own cult.
>>46391264
Tough girl street merc in a soft Cyberpunk setting. Latino descent, but she doesn't really see any of her family and only deal with whities and asians in her everyday interactions
>>46391274
>Jennie Manning
A tuff n gruff marine who got dishonorably discharged the army due hearing too many "Manning the station" jokes and assaulting her superior.
>>46391264
An intrepid mecha pilot slated to die in the middle of the season.
>>46391295
>Leonard Jimenez
A bespectacled mad scientist who discovered cosmic truths while searching for aliens with a radiotelescope.
Rolled 41 (1d100)
rolling
>>46391295
Leonard Jimenez is an infamous gambler and conman operating on Neptune. He is from a family of accomplished acrobats.
>>46391305
Andy Arellano is a spear wielding psycho mobster who dreams of becoming an ace pilot.
>>46391356
>John Owen
A respectable cattle rancher who likes to grumble about current generation over a drink.
>>46391393
Jodi Gibson is a miserable pencil-pusher with frumpy breasts and artificially curled hair. You have terrible fashion but like to keep up with the latest fragrances, probably to hide the musk of your unshaven armpits.
Remember when /tg/ did shit like Dungeons the Dragoning instead of this shit?
>Jenifer Dudley
A country girl who made it in the big city but still can't get people to spell her name correctly.
>>46391405
Jenifer Dudley is the daughter of a durdling and ineffective small town sheriff. She ends up taking on a life of vigilantism to solve the problems her father puts off for another donut.
>>46391426
>Wendell Mercado
A renowned trader, privateer and conquistador in the grim dark future where there is only war. Has a nice hat.
>>46391433
> Laverne Owens
A middle-aged chubby widowed owner of your friendly neighborhood fantasy tavern. Constantly worried about her daughter flirting with visiting adventurers.
>>46391486
>Ana Murphy
Elderly but still intimidating grumpy Irish grandmother.
>>46391449
>Arlene Harrison
A world-travelling lover of extreme sports.
>>46391662
>DAMON ENGLISH
WORLD RENOWNED DAREDEVIL, HOLDS WORLD RECORD FOR HIGHEST "SKYDIVE", SURVIVES ENTERING ATMOSPHERE DUE TO A DEAL HE MADE WITH THE DEVIL FOR IMMORTALITY (UNTIL HE'S 150 YEARS OLD)
CURRENTLY WORKS AS DEALMAKER WITH RANDOM PEOPLE OF INTEREST HE ENCOUNTERS
>>46391721
>Carla Mahoney
An undercover assassin working as a high-class escort for nobles and rich merchants. Uses every tool available to help her make the kill, including her body.
>>46392565
A sheriff's daughter turned bank robber.
>>46392581
An upper class lady in early 19 century london. She's a cocaine addict and a renowed pharmacist
>>46392611
>Gregg Christensen
A failed RPG designer spends his days on an imageboard complaining about the success of others
>>46392611
A mild mannered and peaceful priest of a rural english parish who unbeknowst to himself is the direct ancestor to Harald Hårdråde. Recently he have started to remember less and less of his daily activities and sometimes forget what just happened and what brought him to the place his currently in, all he knows is that he suddenly longs for the sea.
>>46392756
A young cross-fit go-getter, preaching the good word as he travels the country.
>>46392797
Not so rich Gates. Always gets requests for money from everyone after they hear his name.
Is plotting a run with some deckers against Gates Industries.
>>46392797
A ruthless and young corp manager in the year 2029, rising to prominence through illegal trafficking and a judicious use of assassination
>>46392862
The last living member of the Pruitt clan of scissor manufacturers. Since the company is on the verge of bankruptcy, Tracy is putting her principles to the test by considering an offer from a young upstart from the Schneider conglomerate, who is willing to bail her out in exchange for a shady property deal.
>>46392998
Todd Roach, grade A sleazebag, he's going to be your ticket into the human trafficking higher ups' circle. Works as a simple bagman, utter fodder, this Roach guy. But, get in his good graces, show that you're a useful lot, he'll let you into the business, and then, you work your way up.
Here's a tip, he likes Thai, and women who aren't really women.
>>46393140
Janelle Nichols, a mid-level manager at a nondescript company that doesn't actually seem to do anything when you start thinking about it. And yet, she's always busy with some "big project"...
>>46392756
A young college student, not really sure where he wants to be in life.
His best friend belongs to the local cult of Hastur, which he is reluctantly joining out of peer-pressure.
>>46393359
Carlton Escobar, known as 'The Kneecapper' feared and resented cartel enforcer, who keeps his turf scared and cowering.
Secretly writes poetry.
>>46393395
Rudolph Rice, an older scientist of German descent, currently trying to recreate a wonder weapon of the Third Reich, who's plans he found when visiting his deceased grandfather's mansion.
>>46391044
>Angie Perkins
Normally the "Girl Friday" to the city's most hard-boiled detective, after her boss' sudden disappearance while on the biggest case of his career this your secretary must use all her moxie to solve the mystery herself and rescue the wayward gumshoe.
>>46393624
>bonnie hodge
The daughter of a crime lord and a junk food conglomerate
Kinda pudgy
>>46393714
>Lorenzo Mitchell
Well that obviously calls up magnetic superpowers in the name of Lorentz.
>>46395702
A shady carny who travels the land with his magic freaks.
>>46396499
Sounds like the name of an inquisitor.
>>46396527
Eccentric and enthusiastic man with ambitions of becoming a professional wrestler.
>>46396579
A housewife with a dark secret. She's really an ex-magical girl who's working to uncover a conspiracy surrounding the suspicious death of her teammates.
>>46396499
Stodgy professor in a Call of Cthulhu game. Motivated by curiosity he writes a florid tome that contains a few too many things man's not meant to know.
>>46396687
A WW1 veteran turned bootlegger in 30's Chicago to support his family.
