What are your favorite cursed magical items?
>>46383505
A flagon that will never spill it's contents.
Ever. This includes drinking out of it.
A sword that's all glowy and magical and shiny and shit, but breaks the first time you try to hit someone with it.
>>46383505
A cursed ring of water walking.
The sorcerer gets a ring, defects it is magical, and puts it on right then and there.
The good news is that he is always under the effect of water walking. The bad part is that it more or less laminated him forever. When water touches him, it beads up along his skin/clothes and just runs off. He can't get wet in any way. Damage from water based attacks are changed to bludgeoning damage, he hits bodies of water as if it was dirt, it has a bit of give but he can't go under it or break the surface tension.
For the rest of his life, he used magic to replace water in all uses in his life, from drinking to bathing.
A sword that bursts into fire whenever it's master gets an erection, for as long as the erection lasts. Doesn't matter if the master is holding it, or it's thousands of miles away, the sword is always connected to the penis.
>>46384939
...this would literally be the best item ever to give an adventurer "on loan"
"sword of periodic eruption."
>>46383505
I think my favorite thematically is shit like the -2 sword
It looks really well-crafted but it's actually a piece of shit, but the person that picks it up thinks it's hot shit
>>46383530
What happens once it's filled past its capacity?
X of Gender Switching
Especially if it's a seemingly normal practical armor that changes into bikini chainmail or boob plate when worn
Arrows of healing
does 1d8 of piercing damage and heals for 1d6
Bracer of Groping Grass - Typical "cannot be removed once put on" item. Nearby plans will bend to wrap around the wearer. Grass will entangle them, making any open field into difficult terrain. Bushes and trees will be much more dangerous, distorting and twisting to grapple the wearer, pinning them in place completely. I gave this to a player once & they actually found a useful application for it as instant-camo.
Bottle of Water from the Spring of the Drowned Panda - exactly what it says on the tin.
>>46383505
Monocle of the schemer
This monocle, upon wearing it, changes the alignment of the wearer to any evil
On top of this, the user gains a +4 insight bonus to dungeoneering, engineering and architecture and use magic device and a +2 insight bonus to all crafts skill, Profession skills, perform (oratory), and intimidation
The user gains a level in Dungeon Lord even if he does not meet the requirements. The user also becomes obsessed with creating his own dungeon and will do anything to do so. The monocle also urges the user also will unnaturally grow a twirling mustache and a goatee and will be seeking to dress himself in the fanciest refined clothes worth at least 50gp and wear and top hat, cape and a mask
>>46385396
A massive singularity immune to the effects of Hawking radiation.
>>46383505
The Fool Cap. It appears to be a magical hat of +2 INT. This hat was made by a magic school student who intended to imbue it with great knowledge as a fast-track to exceeding in his education. Unfortunately he messed up the spell, and now when you wear it it imbues you with all the intellect of the material used to create it. It's a hat that makes you as smart as cloth.
>>46385733
You are boring.
