This is how I Lawful Evil
>>46383326
0/10
Nobody with that sweater and that warm smile can be evil.
>>46383326
This is how I dragon.
>>46383326
why does the red skull have a sweater tied around his neck?
>>46383326
Best fucking character to show up over the last couple seasons. Clancy Brown goddamn killed that finale.
>>46383570
First time since 2008 that the Taken quote actually gave me chills.
>>46383514
In case it gets chilly.
obligatory
This is how I lawful evil.
>>46383620
Fuckin' right. Hope he comes back.
Now, to be on topic this is how I chaotic neutral.
Filename
This is how I barbarian.
>>46383326
>On every level except physical, I am the Fuhrer.
>[Reichs]
This is how I Night Shift
>>46383326
How my early game villain torments the low level players.
How I make that guy earn his katana.
This is how I paladin
This is how I Charisma as a dump stat
This is how I Lawful Evil.
This is how I Lawful Evil Paladin
>>46383948
fuck you
This is how I trigger /tg/'s autism.
This is how I cyborg
This is how I PC
How I WIZARD!
>>46383918
>lawful evil
>>46383352
Clearly you have never met anyone who is real evil. Real evil is well dressed, well spoken and charismatic.
>>46384063
This is how I WIZARD!
>>46384063
dammit, Japan!
>>46384063
I don't know who this Tibetan animation character is, would you mind to explain?
>>46384185
read the name in the image
>>46384185
>1) read the text in the image
>2) remember how Japan has the habit of turning everyone into cute girls
>3) ???
>4) TRAUMA
This is how I Simulacrum
>>46384216
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?
>>46384340
Japan, man. Japan
>>46383352
Trump
>>46383326
What the OP means is Red Death is basically awesome.
> He has a supermodel wife
> He has a nice house
> He works one day a year
> He is basically the nicest guy ever
At the same time he is one of if not the most dangerous supervillian out there, when he arches he kills his nemesis on the first night always.
Red Death keeps his buisness sperate from his life, he really struggle to at times and gives terrible eyes of fire and utter hatred on an occasion when he is frustrated or someone tempts his wrath.
Red Death is one of the oldest and best villains who does his best to help educate his fellow villain kind and live by a strict code, of one day a year, he is going to kill someone.
He has to or else he would lose control of himself.
But beyond that he is the broest guy ever.
>>46384133
As a well-dressed and well-spoken charismatic evil person (government lawyer), I can assure you that barbaric evil is way scarier than people like me.
/pol/ may sperg out about me and my coworkers destroying society in ways so subtle it takes a conspiracy theorist to notice, but I'm unlikely to ever hurt anyone in particular in any particularly measurable way. Maybe a hundred years from now, a historian will note that something I've done has had a ruinous effect on the lives of millions, but a big guy with a knife confronting you in an alleyway will wreck your shit right then and there.
>>46384397
He doesn't have neither.
>>46384394
>Left to right
But this is western then, not Japanese
>>46384063
I'll see your Loli Alan Moore, and raise you one Anime Stan Lee
>>46384619
>>46384619
So he literally doesn't change from how he normally is.
Got it.
>>46384619
COFFEE?!?!
>>46384397
Trump can't wear a sweater because it would choke off his ever fattening head. Same reason he can't smile. His cheeks are getting too porky.
How I Lawful Evil
How the NPC helps the party's Face.
>>46383918
Sauce? This is satisfying my villain-complex.
How I Changeling the Lost.
How I plot hook for an impromptu game Friday night.
>>46385493
and I forgot my image
fitting, really
>>46383326
Red Death is a national goddamn treasure and makes me happy to wait for more seasons as long as he's in it somehow.
This is how I Bard
This is how I Ranger
This is how I Mutants and Masterminds Endgame
>>46387023
This is how I Mutants&Masterminds
>>46384435
/pol/ack here. You're bad if you're a black lawyer.
Well, that and joining the literal Jews career of choice, second only to banking.
>>46385509
Romance of the Three Kingdoms TV Show....Chinese of course.
T'sao T'sao (or Cao Cao depending on the translation) is on magnificent bastard.
>>46383933
Interesting. This is how I charisma as a dump stat.
>>46383326
HOLY FUCK WHY IS THE SEASON ALREADY OVER GODDAMMIT NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO WAIT THREE MORE YEARS THIS IS BULLSHIT
>>46384435
A big guy with a knife, I can brutally murder on the spot - as I too am a big guy, and probably armed. If you wreck my figurative shit, it'll probably be too late to brutally murder you.
This is how i revoke curse.
>>46390154
>Cindy Thompson
the fuck.
This is how I chaotic good
>>46383686
Next season when?
This is how I paladin.
This is how I Warforged
>>46383326
Red Death is a qt
>>46384063
>>46384455
It's left-to-right, but it's printed in Japanese. I'm guessing the left-to-right, top-to-bottom format was a stylistic choice, since it's a tribute book to a western cartoonist.
>>46390209
April fools, Eugene!
This is how I Paladin.
>>46384397
Yes, exactly: can't be evil.
This is how I Fighter.
This is how I chaotic neutral
>>46383918
The speech itself seems more neutral than evil.
what to do when the villain is a nicer guy than you
>>46383326
This is how I GM.
>>46383908
>Paladin
>New 52 Superman
>>46394019
>raw milk
>drinking milk contaminated with literal cow shit
How I assisted somatic components.
This is how I grim darkness.
I'm not very good at it...
>>46390244
wat
This is how I superhero
This is certainly how I do something.
>>46394105
Well Inez, That's what they wanted...
Hopefully an important lesson was learned, if not by them, then by the voters of West Virginia.
>>46392105
>Paladin
>The Batter
You can't be a Paladin if you're Lawful Evil, anon. I checked.
>>46384133
A man of wealth and taste I assume
I orc, I do zug right?
>>46394439
i can respect that, this is how i BBEG
>>46390662
My male basketball-American sibling.
This is how I Paladin.
>>46383918
>you will never unify the country for your lord cao cao
>>46384397
Are we allowed to tell people to go back to /pol/ if they're left wing? Seems unfair that only conservative viewpoints that get posted here get told to leave.
>>46399679
There is such a thing as /leftypol/, but it's communism instead of fascism. Hating Trump isn't /leftypol/ any more than hating Hillary is regular /pol/.
>>46388419
Wait what? That was the finale? Goddammit, I had no idea.
>>46390662
You. I like you.
>>46399845
Yup. Show is on hiatus again for another 2+years.
This is how I True Neutral Bard.
This is how I Chaotic Good Barbarian.
This is how I Druid.
This is how I Rogue Trader.
This is how I Warforged Paladin
>>46403969
This is how I Warforged paladin
>>46404083
Megatron is a hack fraud who is stealing from Tony Benn.
Tony Benn was a pussy who didn't ask those questions either time he was confronted with actual dictators, but still.
This is how I Chaotic Neutral.
>>46404115
Which is why I posted Optimus instead.
>>46404115
>>46390154
>deleting your social media is "going off the grid"
>>46404558
For some reason I feel like /pol/ would love this.
This is how I warforged familiar.
This is how i neutral evil
>>46383948
>fucking Vitiate
This is how I refuse to kneel.
>>46383948
Get the fuck out of my head. I can't have forbidden jedi on sith lesbian romance when I know you might be watching.
On a related note. This is how my paladin falls.
This is how I Artificer.
>>46406157
>darth Marr
Probably one of the best characters in that fucking game.
Fuck I'm almost feeling the desire to play SWTOR again, but the game itself is just so fucking boring.
>>46409183
I'm waiting till they release the whole expansion, then I'm going to play through all the story missions in one big sitting. That's the only good part of the game.
and it is gooood
This is how I Warforged.
This is how I tried not to Dark Heresy but ended up doing anyways.
>>46383918
>Cao Cao
>Evil
Next thing you are telling me that Liu "I only care about my sworn brothers, fuck everybody else" Bei is Lawful Good and Sun "I stab everybody in the back" Quan is neutral good.
>>46399679
Yes. This board is for discussing traditional games. /pol/ is for discussing politics. Unless you're specifically talking about a Donald Trump board game, or some card game made by Bernie Sanders, neither of those are /tg/ material.
>>46383326
This is how I lawful ???
>>46383918
I don't know what he's done or anything but
>Nice guys can be trampled over if you're a bastard like me
>The greatest lie is one that resembles the truth, therefore the greatest good resembles evil(by what logic?)
>This is just me being true to myself, I'm a huge dick
I've never thought that speech was all that great
This is how I merchant.
Lawful Good Paladin
>>46394394
nigga did you even try
>>46383326
If you think "It's a shame he's lawful evil: you sort of wish he'd use his powers to be lawful good instead", that that's a sign that they're doing lawful evil right.
>>46383918
Not evil, just pragmatic.
This is how I techpriest
>>46394516
Ask yourself how a paladin stuck in a demon world would behave.
>>46383948
Love that guy. Didn't give a fuck about Vitiate, but based Valkorion's honestly a pretty fun guy to be around (or have sharing your head). And yea, I know it's the same guy, but still
>>46392222
With crippling childhood trauma and emotional issues?
>>46404811
Only if you have friends.
>>46410980
You don't need them.
This is how I GM.
>>46411777
>asterix
Damn I feel old now.
this is how I disguise.
>>46383326
>Clancy Brown does the Kurgan voice
I came buckets.
>>46409834
What about Lu Bu? That asshole constnatly changes sides.
>>46383326
This is how I Chaotic Evil
>>46384397
>>>/leftypol/
This is how I torture elves female.
The males are beheaded without excessive violence.
>>46383326
This is how I Chaotic evil. How do you Lawful Good?
This is how I epic level bard.
http://youtu.be/ONRTzWy26Ko
>>46412619
Nigga do you even bard?
>>46412619
>>46412769
Funnily enough, this is how I necromancy
>>46410738
Even though one of the rulers was insane and I can't work out why the ghosts were being a nuisance in Zone 1, everything seemed pretty peaceful and "live and let live".
Demon worlds are usually a little more aggressive. They don't have free roller coasters.
This is how I neutral evil.
>>46412611
This is how I lawful good.
How do you healer/support mage?
Which one of these three are you?
http://strawpoll.me/7258677
This is how I...
What alignment would Rusty even be?
>>46413695
Neutral evil?
>>46413695
He dabbled in illegal clone research, took kidneys from Hank and Dean and countless other less than good things
>>46413737
I was thinking something similar. Possibly chaotic good because he means well but ultimately ends up fucking up so hard it becomes evil by accident. NE fits the whole lack of moral compass bit though.
>>46413741
That's just ethically evil.
If you take all the fucked up shit characters in VB done, Rusty gets a slap in the wrist.
>>46383781
>>46413741
You forgot the part where he tried to find and destroy the gay gene.
>>46413583
How can be Gregor be "Neutral".
He only sides with the chaotic evil side and only does evil crap with no regards for anyone but himself.
>>46413806
> implying that is evil
>>46413836It's not, but it was a funny as fuck one-off joke.
>>46413299
>one of the rulers was insane
Ils étaient tous fous.
>>46413806
So it's settled: lawfull good.
>>46383326
This is how I don't play because there's no one to play with in my podunk town.
>>46413811
He get to be neutral evil because reasons
Alright let me explain
> Neutral Evil
> Neutral
Neutral from two perspectives
1) Gregor doesn't really picks sides except based on the side that will give him more leeway to whatever the hell he wants. Gregor isn't really loyal to anyone, he just sticks to whomever lets him get away with murder ( literally) and showers him in gold in the process. Obviously as we see in the books Tywin Lannister doesn't really approve of Gregor's brutality, but he gives no fucks about letting Gregor kill, maim, burn and rape the countryside whenever he wants it. Any other families would've given him shit for it, so he sticks with the Lannisters who just let him do his thing. If the Starks where to suddently give him a great amount of territory, a great amount of wealth, promise him endless bloodletting and give him the ass of Sansa Stark in marriage, he would probably change sides in the blink of an eye.
continues
>>46383908
this is how i paladin of humanity
>>46414079
2) Gregor doesn't really does evil shit unless provoked. He is literally Neutral until someone makes him jump the gun. Don't get me wrong, he obviously enjoys murdering/killing and sticking his dick into every unwilling hole he sees, but every time we read about one of Gregor's nefarious acts, he is provoked into it by the actions of another character, even if that "provocation" isn't really a provocation.
> Gregor kills his horse then charges the gay flower guy
> Gay Flower Guy had ridden a mare in heat (cheating) just to make Gregor's horse mad
> Boy Gregor burns his brother's face
> His brother was playing with his favorite toy
> Gregor rapes the innkeeper daughter then murder's the innkeeper son
> The Innkeeper was annoying the crap out of Gregor while Gregor wanted to remain quiet and was sullen about losing to Gay Flower Guy and his tricks
> Innkeeper was stupid enough to have his daughter serve a bunch of drunken rapey looking motherfuckers and then complain to Gregor when she got smacked in the ass.
> Innkeeper son decided that the best course of action would be to charge the Khornate Berserker of the GOT universe with a bread knife.
> Gregor punches Pia the serving girl in the face and breaks all her teeth
> She kept yapping and yapping and yapping to Gregor when Gregor had a killer migrane and wanted to chill in peace
The only times he does violence without provocation is the times he kills in war or when he murdered Elia Martell and Oberyn YOU RAPED HER YOU KILLED HER! YOU KILLED HER CHlDREN Martell
> Evil
No brainer, he is evil because he likes doing evil crap.
This is how I Lawfull Evil
Am I doing it right?
>>46414145
Doing evil shit at extremely minor provocation is pretty chaotic, anon. He has almost no self control - that's textbook chaotic.
>>46414213
That why he gets to be Neutral Evil. He is chill and jumps to evil crap when provoked.
Chaotic Evil would be the guy that stabs you in the eye because he thought you had pretty eyes
>>46414213
The way that Gregor can restrain himself when appropriate and even gives advice to people occasionally as to how to not get their lives ended makes me think Neutral Evil too.
If you view alignment as what team you're on (as opposed to Lawful = works better in a team Chaotic = works worse in a team) then I'd definitely say he's on Team Chaotic Evil.
This is how I lawful evil.
>>46414287
Why is the Penguin such an insecure fuckwit?
>>46414323
He's a Batman villain. Their plans are generally stuff like "nuke myself to teach Gotham a lesson," "trick Batman into murdering me to teach Batman a lesson," "steal all the eggs in Gotham," and so forth.
>>46414323
Fucking look at him.
>>46414355
>trick Batman into murdering me to teach Batman a lesson
That would be the Joker.
>>46414366
My reflection in the mirror is even worse.
>>46414382
Well give yourself a moniker and start pulling super villain level tricks
>>46414355
>>46414382
> trick Batman into murdering me to teach Batman a lesson
The worst thing is, that when those plans work the actually fuck up Batman on an emotional level
> The Joker has nuked himself for no reason at all
> ALFRED, BRING ME ALL THE PAIN PILLS, I NEED TO GET HIGH THEN IMPREGNATE ONE OF MY FEMALE ARCH ENEMIES
>>46414458
> Right now Mastah Wayne
> Which cah will we be takin?
> Ah, dah Lambahghinih, then.
>>46414323
Batman villains are personifications of the Id or the Jungian Shadow, their attempts to be normies are always doomed to leave them more frustrated and alienated than before.
>>46383670
i've always hated this scene. the joker doesn't care how people die, the world is one big joke, the only reason he'd have a problem with nazis is because they're trying to accomplish something
>>46414536
That's really, really sad.
>>46414536
Batman himself is no different, which is what makes the stories a lot more interesting.
>>46414579
It's broken men all the way down, Jim.
>>46414587
You gotta remember that Bats himself is completely bonkers. He's just bonkers in a different direction.
>>46414671
>Bats himself is completely bonkers
Source needed.
>>46414671
A slightly more productive one at least.
>>46399568
Aw man, emotionally compelling paladins are the best, the feels flow like wine, reminds me of Oohgie the Honorary Dwarf.
>>46414684
I'm pretty sure it's like, half of the point of batman.
the other half being rich kid and dead parents.
>>46414684
He puts on a bat costume at night and goes out to beat people up.
>>46414587
I'd say he's very different, everyone has an Id or Shadow (and yes I acknowledge these are not at all synonyms) but we do what we can to keep it under control. For most people, I wouldn't think it'd be a difficult choice at all to kill yonder supervillains, but for Bats it would break the dividing line between them and us. I don't think Bats would be gruesomely horrified to know a cop killed a criminal (unless it was one he turned in), but I think that's symbolically his breaking point that would fill him with deep shame and a feeling of lowliness, in the sense of a personal taboo rather than actually believing the Joker's life has great value.
The Heat Legend Joker points out that Bats isn't very different from him, which is true, but he also points out that ordinary people aren't very different from him, either. I would absolutely say Bats is more like a normal person than he is like the Joker, morally or psychologically. He deals with his hangups in a bizarre fashion but its more productive than usual.
>people unironicially enjoy batman
>>46414710
The cops, most of the time, acknowledge Bats is VERY useful. If someone in law enforcement or the government is Anti-Batman, chances are its the public figure who is being stupid, crazy, or both, not the Bats.
>>46383352
He's always smiling, he's got no lips.
>>46414784
here of all places you should know grimdark reigns
>>46414684
He's an billionaire playboy who dresses up as a bat and punches people at night, to the point where Bruce Wayne is Batman's secret identity, not the other way around. That's why he and Supes get on so well; he "hero" side of both of them is who they are, not their mild-mannered alter egos.
Also Batman is canonically paranoid as fuck. He has a plan to kill everyone in the Justice League, just in case.
I mean, he has a pretty good excuse for being crazy, what with the dead parents thing, and then all the numerous other traumas he's experienced, but still.
>>46414805
Batman himself is just as, or very nearly, as crazy as his rogues. Hell he's even been the cause of some of his rogue's existence or the person who attracts them to Gotham. Which is something people notice sometimes.
The dude dresses up as a bat, beats people up, and completely refuses to kill people who absolutely be put down. Not to mention all his paranoia and contingencies for all his superfriends like >>46414854
pointed out.
>>46413741
Also that machine that was powered by the heart of some little orphan child.
>>46414854
>He has a plan to kill everyone in the Justice League, just in case
And that's bad because?
>>46414898
Sane people don't write up plans on how to kill all their friends.
>>46414930
>friends
>>46414898
Because Ra's Al Ghul got the plans and almost killed all the Justice League once.
>>46414955
If he failed, it means the plans were half-assed.
>>46414930
Most peoples' friends aren't walking nukes who can destroy the entire planet on a whim if they felt like it, either.
>>46414709
Okay, that story made me cry a little.
>>46414878
>Batman himself is just as, or very nearly, as crazy as his rogues.
Nah, he has psychological issues. Like *literally everyone* who has ever lived. Most people's flaws and passions lead them to failure or mediocrity, Batman's leads him to greatness.
> and completely refuses to kill people who absolutely be put down.
In no way is it Batman's job to kill people. If it would be Objectively Morally Superior (TM) to kill, say, the Joker, then Joe Schmoe the cop could do it, and say it was self defense. Or the state could in general do that job in an intentional fashion. He turns his incredible talent, skill, and artifice to help Gotham and public figures, in most franchises, are grateful for his help. Hell, the Bat signal is emblematic of it, and literally so (it has an emblem of him).
I don't see any reason to think Batman is paranoid. Compare Batman's actions to, say, a number of governments, which at any given time has contingency plans to cause WW3 and nuclear armageddon.
>The dude dresses up as a bat, beats people up
Its idiosyncratic, but not particularly crazy. If there is a consistent definition used in psychology for a mental illness, its something that is maladaptive, and Batman is adaption personified.
Virtually all human endeavor is about turning your Id to productive uses, no matter what hoops you have to jump through to do so.
>>46414421
What, he can't get work as a rodeo clown?
>>46388419
>>46400679
>>46399845
Are you fucking serious? That was the finale? I was wondering why there was no ep this week, I thought they were on break so football could be played or some shit.
That's fucking balls.
>>46414888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8aBP-JOZsU
Always love when Doc and Orpheus are talking.
>>46415033
i think it made everybody cry a little
>>46414930
If those friends are Superman etcetera, ie. ones capable of destroying a whole country, then people who aren't gullible retards should think about what to do the next time their friends turn evil. Because superfriends DO turn into superenemies, like, all the god damn time.
>>46415069
The bit where the ranger was still wearing the gloves, even as a god, got me the hardest.
That's love.
>>46415370
i think what hit me was the fact that after the end, i thought, they found him when they'd planned to kill him, and after the story ended he was a godlike being, really reminded me of the potential of random npcs, I still have a paladin that will always, always save the bbeg, just because he believes that much in redemption, that was inspired by oohgie
>>46384619
source?
this is how I seduce the Magos
>>46414684
grant morrison,frank miller, etc.
the madness may change, but the madness is always there
>>46416993
OH. STOP. IT. YOU.
MY. SERVOS. CAN. ONLY.GET.SO. ERECT.
COME. OVER. HERE! IT IS. TIME. FOR SOME. MACHINE-SPIRIT. APPEASING
>>46417476
BUT
BUT MAGOS
I THRUST FROM THERE
>>46417476
>>46416993
I actually found that webm very sexual
