Stat me, /tg/
>>46381168
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
>>46381168
Lawn ornament/10
>>46381168
-10 HP
>>46381168
Pick any system you like and stat up Hitler but slap an Orc template on him
>>46381362
Hitler was a fuccboi who had only 1 testicle and took the cowards way out when people were storming his city. Garrosh fought until the end to defend his vision. Hitler wishes he was Garrosh.
>>46381517
I'd bet Hitler wishes he could go back in time and to Mars to have his daddy fix everything
>>46381517
>Hitler was a fuccboi who had only 1 testicle and took the cowards way out when people were storming his city
After surviving WWI as an infantryman, surviving multiple assassination attempts (including a bomb that actually detonated for once in the history of explosive assassinations) and was able to yell a lot without hurting his throat.
Honestly, the only thing Hitler really had going for him is that he was actually really hard to kill.
>>46381801
Only to have Winston Churchill follow him back in time and kill him in a duel to the death.
>>46381826
He was even nice enough to do the job himself so someone else wouldn't have to!
>>46381851
New quest thread?
>>46381860
Exactly, wouldn't want the West to waste dozens of precious bullets without managing to hurt him.
Hitler was a class act, I tell ya hwat.
>>46381918
>Alternate universe where hitler surrenders and comes out of the bunker
>The western nations, up to this day are still trying to kill him, nothing at all works
>This is actually more expensive than the whole WWII by now, although was televised for a bit until it got boring (2 seasons, no renewal)
>>46381207
You're thinking of an owlbear.
30hp
>Heh, Greetings
HAPPY FEAST OF WINTERVEIL
>>46381860
>implying Hitler actually died in the bunker
>>46381168
+1 Brand Recognition
+1 Product Longevity
+2 Diverse Marketability
-4 Creative Effort
>>46381168
Like a warboss but faster. 'cause he's red.
>>46383636
>Makes game take 30 min, loses anyway.
>>46387341
>Game takes thirty minutes.
I have already won.
>>46381207
>Treasure: None
My WoD Heirloom begs to differ.
>>46387382
I've won Hunter vs Warrior at fatigue.I was playing Control Hunter.
>>46381168
SylvanasandVol'jinshouldhavejustkilledhimrightaway/10
