I punch him.
>>46367125
Pretty sure that's called the "Technical Knock" skill, and a successful attempt un-jams my car, allowing it to fire again without spending a full action to un-jam the weapon.
>>46367125
Ask him to change the battery. It's dead and I don't have time to go out and get another one.
>>46367125
I ask him to take a look at my computer and to appease it's machine spirit. Maybe do a little upgrading to it.
Well on one hand I feel like he'd tune up my car without me really paying him if I left them alone for long enough
On the other there would probably be a bunch of useless tubes, wax seals, and incense burning shit on it, so I should probably go with >>46367365 and just take it to a mechanic instead
>>46367125
I thank him for fixing that horrible rattling.
I wiggle my eyebrows and give a thumbs up. "She's all your lad! Have fun, and bring her back before ten."
>>46367125
>mfw dry carbon GT wing precariously fitted on a dry carbon trunk, still haven't found a decent way to attach it and reinforce trunk to withstand downforce without adding weight
>cracks both my $2000 wing and $1000 trunk lid
Why.
>>46367125
Lick his feet and beg him to ask the machine spirit to fix my shitty car
>>46367777
>would rather lick feet than get a decent job and buy a nice car
I bet you buy chinaman.
>>46367125
Thank him for taking the time to examine my machine.
>>46367566
Because you didn't love your car enough
>>46367795
>40k
>getting a stable job to acquire material goods
Nigger, surviving each day in the lower hive is harsh enough, let alone risking being corrupted by the ruinous powers by gathering wealth. I'll even suck the tech-priest's tentacles to get corrupt-free shits
>>46367868
You amuse me.
>>46367125
Thank him for making sure the Machine Spirits in my car were appeased properly.
>>46367868
Mechanical anus and nanomachine gut flora.
>>46367868
>he lives in hive
>not in Agri-World
>not in Pleasure World
>not in Civilised World
Stay pleb,pleb
>>46367125
Well, shit. He's a regular so i'll cut him a deal at $500 an hour but he better not go bragging about it to his buddies. I AM running a business after all.
>>46367996
>>46367926
>>46367966
Enjoy getting raided by xenos, heretics and mutants you fucking snobs
>>46368001
VRRRT VRRRT
>>46368035
Oh anon. We're a gentlemens club. $500 is the entry fee for frequent members but we only do stripshows on the showroom floor. We have some tact, more...."exotic" acts are available in the VIP room however.
>>46367868
>corrupt-free shits
>he doesn't want a fully-pimped out chaos car
>>46368029
Well in all fairness I'm pretty sure most guardsman come from hive worlds, so one way or another everybody gets to enjoy it
>>46367365
Enjoy your broken hand.
>>46367125
Thank him for pleasing the vehicle's machine spirit.
>>46367125
Beat the cosplayer senseless for trespassing.
Ask him to bless my blender, too.
>>46367125
Toll the Trunk of my car thrice and praise the Omnissiah
>>46368338
See you in court. :^)
>>46367125
I don't care.
>>46368029
>Enjoy getting raided by xenos, heretics and mutants
Why would we,we have you and those War World cattle to protect our asses.
>>46367125
I can kinda understand his reasoning.
the '01 Camry IS like the last good year for those before Toyota went full moneygrab and downgraded their work.
So, I'd give him a hearty pat on the back and compliment his taste in midsize sedans.
So a techpriest who fixes thing with a simple slap, pleasing the machine spirit?
>>46370301
>no incense
>no sacred wax
>no warding words
>no prayers before and after
>no protection
>weak squishy body
He's like a tech priests worst nightmare. Also couldn't he only do that with jukeboxes?
>>46370828
>worst nightmare
>not being seen as one of the pioneers of techpriesthood
>doesn'teven need to replace flesh with metal to get closer to the omnissiah
>already achieved the soul of technology with his perfect human form
>no ritual but a direct connection and understanding 'twixt man and spirit
>>46370852
No NEED. Anon, thats dangerously heretekish. Its not a NEED it should be a DESIRE. the beautiful fusion of man and machine entwining as one. A constant, intimate intertwining of man and omnissiah two souls made one and one connected to all others. A deeper sense of family can not be found elsewhere. Most think the strength we talk about is the physical augmentation but it is a crude thing. No, the strength we talk of is between family and our omnissiah a fusion so deep we are as one as we are many as we are close to our omnissiah.
