>wearing improvised cloaks made out of basillisk skin for curse protection
>forgot to take them off again since 3 in-game weeks
>>46347194
>they're all gone
>>46347194
holy shit this, the tech priest "leader" of the group is george costanza in every way and our assassin is jerry seinfeld and the gaurdsman is literally called quemar, its so cool
We have alot of in fighting
>>46347472
......that is not infighting that is one of the sad number of things in Pokemon you will ever see if you watched pokemon as a kid..
>triggered
My players, in response to literally any plot hook or interaction with an NPC that could somehow lead to anything even remotely resembling a plot hook.
One of my players made this for our Shadowrun campaign.
>>46348717
My sides
Delta Green
I couldn't be bothered adding the hundreds of skulls they've collected by now.
This, essentially, except the apocalypse isn't zomboid in nature.
>>46347194
Change these to a Tiefling, Kobold, and Gnome and you've pretty much got what I'm working with here.
>>46347194
>mfw I as the LG fighter in a dumb group of assholes.
>>46348717
Okay, I think I get everything. It's kinda weird, but I get it. A decker could use a DS, that's obviously a mage yadda yadda...
But why a duel disk? Can you play card games on motorcycles in your Shadowrun setting?
>it's been so long I can't even remember the faces or names of the people I last played with
>I do remember if was shit
>>46350889
The 3DS is there since one of my players plays on it anytime there's an extended period of time where bus character isn't doing anything. The duel disk is for the decker since for some reason that's what the player thought a deck was kinda like
>>46351336
>duel disk decker
>cards activate programs
>duel deckers in the Matrix
>i summon Bomber ESP, in attack mode!
>fool! I activate my trap card!
I find it hard to argue that isn't what they look like now.
Nuff said
>>46353567
I'm going to go outside now.
I don't have a picture but I can give a run down of my party
>(me)Dwarf Fighter with no genitals
>Human Bard that gets laid with every perform roll higher than 1
>Halfling rogue who's main goal is to fuck with me
>human paladin named pencilenator who is most of the time inactive
>human cleric who is the only one that knows what he is doing
We are currently fighting pirates while traveling to a place called kawaii
>>46348892
Sauce?
>eclipse phase
>corrupt businessman who left his life of luxury to become a space whale hermit living on the sun
>an online advice AI that emerged into sentience when it learned how to give advice to itself
>a psychic uplifted raven with borderline personality disorder
>our only character with social skills is a malfunctioning AI who is also a psychopath.
>>46347194
>>46359402
I'm so sorry.
![[can't reach out to the truth].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YMsXYaX.jpg "[can't reach out to the truth].jpg")
Except there's only four of them and they're all girls and they don't actually have personas.
why did i put in a trex?
>>46362382
>why did i put in a trex?
Why the fuck wouldn't you?
Only one of the players will turn down the DMPC's offer to be Hell's Hitmen, and only then, it because he'll justify his reckless body count as being just part of the job.
A pathfinder party, and one seriously out of place powergamey gunslinger.
>"Is it possible?"
>"Well, yes technically..."
>"Can it be done?"
>"....yes."
They always find a way to do the stupidest shit that works.
We're fairies, that came from space, to fuck shit up, for god.
Me front n' center, cleric a DESNA
Sorcerer is the puffer
bard is the starfish
assassin is the lank in back
and a 'magus' filling in for the crab
>>46350819
>lg
Are you sure it's not just you who finished up in not autistic group?
>>46347194
>>46358116
Warner Bros Looney tunes.
Ryuutama.
We very rarely roll more than 3 on a climbing roll (2 being critfail).
Every bridge we've met so far tried to murder us with gravity.
When we fell into water the spring turned out to be enchanted with RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS TABLE (thankfully nothing truly terrible happened).
One of characters already is afraid of heights.
My first action after buying mountain climbing boots was to stumble and roll down the steep slope, losing half HP in the process.
Please send help.
>>46355247
My fucking sides
The campaign I'm GMing currently...
>>46372258
...and the one I'm currently playing in.I play the wizard. Or more accurately, the wild mage.
Anyone have a picture of a drunk, a pot head, an edgelord, and a CurlBro?
>>46347194
Self-explanatory.
As good as any.
