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>>46344413
God I love this drunken bastard.
>Get drunk every time we're in town.
>Get in trouble because of drunken antics
>Been in jail three times because of it.
>once got so drunk that I insulted a green dragon and the dragon decided I was to stupid to even be worth killing.
>>46345086
You're that guy, anon.
In retrospect, it was obvious.
>>46348083
Tried it again another time, got a much better reaction.
>>46344413
>>46348219
is that center image from Demigod?
I really wish I would have gotten to play this chara...sadly the DM scrapped the campaign before we could start.
>>46345086
The rest of the party must find you hilarious.
>the dragon decided I was to stupid to even be worth killinng.
Thats probably the DM trying to ignore your "hilarious antics".
>>46345086
Sorry to say this but I agree with>>46348054 and >>46350504
You are That Guy. It sounds like you're constantly de-railing the action to have your drunken episodes and the Dragon "deciding you weren't worth killing" was the DM desperately trying to find an excuse to not kill you when you did a stupid thing
Stop playing this character immediately and actually let other people have fun in the game rather than have to clean up the messes your stupidity causes. You're gonna get booted from the group anon.
made a wizrad for a game and she came out pretty good. i made her specialized in summoning and trans. the goal was to make a mage that summon food base monster. when i thought about making it rain pudding i figure it was a good starting point. it was a complex build and in the end work. jaw breaker hail worked great.
>>46351056
Was in this group. Bastard.
Just because you are a fantastic shot doesn't make you immune to the shenanigans PCs get into or your own stupid shit.
While she is a fun character, I think when she dies I'm going to switch back to male PC's. I'm sick of the GM trying to get me to enter his magical realm.
>>46345086
>>46348054
>>46350504
>>46350980
I object!
It's certainly true that Anon's character sounds really fucking annoying. Obnoxious, even, and in ways we've all seen before. Drunkenness and pointless stupidity are hallmarks of "That Guy" players who ruin the fun of the entire rest of the table for the sake of their idiotic antics. Except the prosecution lacks one crucial thing... any evidence that the rest of the table thinks of his character as annoying!
To draw on my own experiences of playing D&D in high school, some groups are full entirely of stupid murderhobo characters like this one who spend all their time getting into dumb situations and then out of them with dumber solutions, with plenty of truly dumb jokes OOC and IC. That doesn't mean it can't be fun, though. If everyone at the table is having fun acting like this, nobody in such a group is being That Guy. We just don't have enough information about the rest of this group's reactions to claim that this guy is, without a doubt, a That Guy. The defense rests.
>>46353724
A proper /tg/ trial. I for one approve.
Does the prosecution have a counter argument?
>>46352153
I want to know why they were a bastard now. Story times?
>>46353857
While it is true that we dont have acces to the testimony of any eye witness we do have a descriptions of what the dungeon master has done in reaction to the defendant's drunken antics. And that is "Brush it off". Now dont you think a dungeon master that is currently mastering dungeons for a group like the one the defense depicted would encourage such shenanigans instead of rebuking them? I propose that he would.
>>46353930
Sadly, he's at work, and I need to start getting ready for work. Perhaps there will be time for that later tonight. (Pic Unrelated)
Old, but it's not like I have anything new to contribute.
>>46353857
>>46354004
The prosecution would furthermore like to say that the defendant has been jailed three times in character because of their shenanigans. Now, as an experienced GM knows, derailing the campaign is expected of player characters, that's just what they do. Prison breaks and even paying the game's equivalent of bail, however, are notorious for leading to such instances as the burning of entire cities, and putting the player character in jail is typically a calculated decision on the GM's part in which they've decided that either the character has exceeded the bounds of social norms to the point where they cannot ignore them without breaking immersion or that dealing with the rest of the party attempting a prison break will be easier than dealing with whatever the jailed player character is doing at the time. In either case, it is hard to give anon the benefit of the doubt when jail both delays the gm's original plans and takes the spotlight away from whatever the other player characters were originally going to do without having to react to a repeat offender.
>>46354004
>Now dont you think a dungeon master that is currently mastering dungeons for a group like the one the defense depicted would encourage such shenanigans instead of rebuking them?
The prosecution is engaging in reckless conjecture, your honor.
We have information on what the Dungeon Master-controlled dragon did, but not how the Dungeon Master themselves reacted. The distinction is vital. In fact, it could be that the Dungeon Master was so amused by Anon's character's antics that he had the dragon (which, presumably, would have been more than a match for a lone adventurer: see Exhibit B, attached. Even a young dragon would pose a formidable threat) spare the adventurer instead of killing him.
The facts are these: Anon's character insulted a dragon, and the dragon spared him for a reason that could be construed as humorous. It is also known that dragons are notoriously vain creatures, so the dragon's decision to spare the belligerent adventurer indicates the DM's preference that the defendant's character live rather than be killed, in a situation that could have very plausibly resulted in the defendant's character's death. By allowing the character to survive such an implausible situation for a notably absurd reason (too stupid to kill), the defendant's DM did encourage my client's "shenanigans" and did not rebuke him.
>>46354475
Objection, your honor. The prosecution would like to remind everyone that the best course of action with truly problematic players is to ignore their actions and limit their impact on the enjoyement of others. Systematic slaying of troubling character often only exacerbates the situation by creating a negative feedback loop.
Any GM with any experience knows this. Meaning the defense is either being disingenuous or lacks the experience to proprely judge the actions of the DM. The prosecution's point stands, said DM was not enabling the "antics".
My party, guess wich one is me
>>46354114
I misread that as pic related and thought I knew why the food wizard was suddenly so despised.
>>46352994
>"Please hit!"
>(Miss)
From a Star Wars campaign.
>>46354700
>but alive and with shinji
The classic.
>meep meep
>by fire be purged
>>46354691
>Ugh...lame
>>46354592
>The prosecution would like to remind everyone that the best course of action with truly problematic players is to ignore their actions and limit their impact on the enjoyment of others.
This is true. Regardless, the grounds for claiming this as evidence that the DM was attempting to discourage my client's character are still based on conjecture. I merely conjured an equally possible situation.
I object to the prosecutions' unwarranted attack on my credentials. I should not need to mention that we are under no guarantee that my client's DM was acting as an expert DM, merely that he indeed acted as a DM at some point. As I have already argued, having the dragon ignore my client's character could also be seen as an approval of his actions, or at least ambivalence towards them.
Taking note of the arguments at play in >>46354416, I would ask the prosecution how jailing a character is, in effect, different from incapacitating the character nonlethally, another possible method the DM could have used to resolve the dragon encounter. Why would the DM deign to back up this character's wacky history with repeated jailings (which my client clearly sees as a mark of honor) as a means of "punishing" my client, but not remove him from play temporarily by any other means?
>>46354725
I'm surprised someone remembered! Our campaign actually had a relatively happy ending.
>>46354907
I always save things with their filename if able.
It's my only autist behavior.
>>46354981
It's a good behavior.
>>46355008
Stop enabling him.
Reposting this.
Gotta make one for the OW campaign.
I had a lot of fun in the end.
>>46354863
The defense forgets that sometimes character death or removing a character from play entirely is more disruptive than letting them have a backseat to the action. Killing a character or knocking a character out allows that character's player to no longer pay attention in game, which can give way to out of character conversation with players still actively in the game or drama over the death of a character, taking away more enjoyment from everyone else involved. By jailing said character, the GM bypasses that danger and gives the disruptive player a chance to contribute to his own escape in game and possibly make up for past behavior while keeping all attention focused in game.
>>46353724
>>46353857
>>46354416
damn, autism is indeed one hell of a drug
>>46354863
What the defense fails to realise, us that the events that transpired at that table are told through the filter of their client. Now, as history has told us, most "That guys" lack the neccessary social skills to properly analyse the reactions of their peers. Keeping that in mind, on the subject of his incarceration:
>which my client clearly sees as a mark of honor
This is iconic of the type of negative feed back loop i have mentionned in my previous posts. All common understanding of table dynamics point to this being nothing more than a tennis match betwee an exasperated DM and a player who does not understand the treatment he is receiving.
>>46355791
taking 4chan posts seriously is a big mistake, we're just having a laugh
I made a psychiatrist who was obsessed with the behaviour of members of the occult and killers, except instead of being some puny bookworm he turned into a kickass warrior with bad, but good, puns.
>>46354597you brown elf slut
>>46354570
>>46356251
nah that's the gm's girlfriendI'm the rogue lady at the top
>>46344413
About right, yeah.
>>46356900
ohayou!
>>46356900
deadpool in insanity or deadpool in invulnerability?
athletics supernals are fucking dope
she's crap in a fight but she can carry the entire party over one arm and their horses in the other
>>46357268
see pic
>>46357359
Both.
I keep getting afflicted by madness, and I've gotten my head cut off and lived.
>>46356107
I understand all three of those references but I simply can't connect them
how did your GM think that you and/or Corvo are a weeb?
>>46357523
Most of it makes sense but I fail to comprehend how does the terrorist figure into the rest...
ah I miss this character
>>46357623
child soldier
>>46357723
good stuff anon
>>46354256
It's ok, we still love it all the same.
I just...
For once I just want good players.
Is that too much to ask?
I'm almost thinking of running a game online.
You're all fucking shitheads, but at least you guys want to DO stuff.
I'll admit, I was being abit of an asshole. Was still kind of funny though. Tried not to be too randumb
>Play a wizard
>DM thinks I'll be a nukey wizard
> Act like a crappy Newage chick
>>46358277
>Blackguard
>Paladin
>Protoss
I dun get it.
>>46357805
I get the child soldier part, I am baffled by the commie terrorist.
>>46358310
He was one of those "dark protos/light protoss fusion" things I'm guessing?
>>46358310
I wanted to be a super edgy anti-paladin type, killing people in the name of the god of law. DM didn't take kindly to that, so I chose the Archon skill just so I could yell "POWER OVERWHELMING" and tank shit like a boss.
Campaign's been pretty fun, all in all.
>>46358381
You
I like you.
Even if there is a little That Guy in you.
>>46344413
Looking at this I realize that I'm the Retard Wrangler. And my friends always seem to make anti-social characters.
>>46358429
To be fair, I was reasonably annoyed that the DM killed my character concept off in the first session, but he made up for it with a really badass campaign. It takes a special guy to make the death of an NPC be a joyous occasion, especially when you didn't kill the fucker.
>>46357588
I think he made a corvo-like techno-assassin, his GM thought he was a weeb edgelord or a tryhard, but he ended up playing a brutal pseudo-Raiden.
>>46353344
Magical realm sucks, but this is an A+ character concept.
>>46351056
>trans
>weeb shit
>le random xDDD
Ugh
>>46360274
sometimes you have to take a bite out of magical realms, anon
Made a Beard Cleric for the lord Grod in D&D 3.5e
>Lead a city to retrieve it's lost treasure from pirates
>Grew beards/back hair whenever I healed or buffed people
>Saved children from burning buildings (my beard grew 3 sizes as a blessing from Grod)
>Converted atheists to my religion
>Built a chapel to my deity and rebooted my religion and became the Beard Prophet for the Lord Grod by the end of the campaign.
Still a very satisfying campaign to run
>>46344413
This Shadowrun game died all too quickly. Played a hip hop physad elf from the hood (Nuyen Ji). The best part was that this was a face-to-face game, so I got to do my best J.B. Smoove impression while talking.
>>46360974
Whats the story here m80?
I guess this is what inevitable when you take a bunch of supportive combat abilities
>>46360735
Are you saying it wouldn't be neat to have refluffed spells that were based on food and candy? If the player and I worked out the deets well enough, I'd be happy to roll with that.
Magic Missile Marshmallows sounds fun. Peztidigitation. Fondue grease. Bigby's Chocolate Hand. Create Soda. You could be a happy-go-lucky team nuke and morale booster!
>>46361569
No one man should have all dat powh
>>46362188
fuck i remember that show.
>>46361569
Not much to tell, it was Pathfinder, DM was only familiar with 3.5 the rest was a forgone conclusion.
>>46353930
We are both back. Setting him up with a link.
>>46360735
You're just as bad. Dumb fucking frogposter.
>>46347753
Are you me?
>>46363136
techpriests are all just variations of a theme
I am on a tablet so I am not using the template but I joined a star wars:EE group where the DM handed me a character sheet for an R4 astromech where I was supposed to be a supporting character. Woe to the group for my duty was sabotage, half a dozen sessions later I was planting baradium charges in an imperial station reactor while hiding from stormtrooper patrols. I never really thought I would have as much fun as I am having with this character.
>>46360883
>keep beard in pristine condition at all times
>it slowly grows long enough to become your scarf
ok so i heard someone wanted to know about my wizard and why i'm a bastard. First please forgive typos not my strong suit.
so my plan when i started the build was to make it rain turkeys. this was inspered by a cartoon and ya Gamers 2. if you don't know about the necro chicken then watch Gamers 2.
So after i got going i made a ton of spell. A LOT OF WORK WENT INTO THIS. For starts i had to make a create Sugar spell. easy enough. Then Water to Sugar and so on. After i got going i figure out how to make all the spell into food base spell. manly sweets. Thus the bastard part. now at this time i was going through a phase of pain with my teeth and candy. so it was kind of a fix.
So after clear every spell and spell level with dm the game started. now i wrote out a spell book and each page was the spell and effect. so when casting i would show the page to the DM. I hate to do puns but it to good to pass up. so warning. the game our dm had set up was a simple one. we needed to save the kingdom from and army if i remember right. regaurdless
in the beginning we start at level10 she was human and i used every trick i knew to make a powerfull caster in 3.5
Are first incounter and almost our last.
DM: You see a large enemy horde chargng arcoss the field.
Roll for intintive
Me: Sweet i go first, what the weather like.
Dm: it cloudy. it look like rain.
Me: Perfiect. i cast this spell. (Jaw bracker storm) It a mix of control weather and my create sugar spell.
Dm: are you sure? you know that could harm others then just the enemy.
Me: totally it will be sweet. (Pun intended for party.
Dm: ok it take 2 turn to cast and you need to stay still.
Me: thank for the reminder. also i'm informing everyone to take cover now.
"DM: Very well.
2 turn later everyone had taken cover under shields, cave, buildings, and some into other planes. regaurdless they did good. Part1
>>46363505
This...did make up for that shit-stained-soul incident...
No, this is NOT an apology.
But you did get me back pretty good on this one.
Bastard.
Finally broke free of being Forever DM and got me a new one!
Part 2: Now our dm had taken a long time to make a huge arme with bad guys and a few tough guys we have trouble with along with a whole plot twist stuff.
Well if fuck that up with one spell.
Me: I cast Jaw breaker rain and taken take cover in the near by cave. now seeing as the spell control control weather mix with create sugar and it making double size of a golf ball size hail. the max speed they reach will been. (me doing math on phone (my strong suit) figure out that the they reach the speed of 45 mile per hours per jaw breacker.
Now the look on my dm face was priceless not because of the damage we figure out being 6d6 per second, but the fact that i empowered and max the spell out and a grand total of a 3 mile by 3 mile square band of storm clouds was about to start raining hell. But the fact that his army as he stated was a mile wiegh and a half mile in stander formanion. The party face look to me in shock as the dm sad and i quote
DM: Jeremy i fucking hate you.
Now this gave me great pride because this was my first wizard i every spent week making and planing out going through every book i could find in his list and twisting every thing to my her. now normally i play a ranger or some kind of dualest. magic wasn't my strong suit.
Me: Thank you, so how do you like my Sweet Mage.
Party: Scary
Dm: Broken
Me: Well she just protecting the cake in the castle mario not get that one.
To say the least the champain end there with one spell after i made a new core class.
Sweet mage: all spell home made and a few home made feat dm aproved
>>46363805
and that i have sweet soul now
>>46350458
Yes.
>>46348054
>>46350504
>>46350980
So this is my first time back in this thread since last night and I should clarify a few things.
This character is in a more light-hearted campaign then average, most of my drunken escapades involve an npc who my character has formed a tight bond with. Half of our drunken shenanigans are suggested by this npc, coming from the mouth of the DM himself.
My character isn't even the funniest thing about this campaign that i'm in desu. Most of what goes on is absolute silliness.
There is a That Guy in this campaign, usually I have to be the one who advises him OOC not to do something stupid since the rest of the players really get a kick out of him screwing himself over. Most recently I had to convince him not to sell his soul for 500 gold worth of crafting supplies.
>>46354817
YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of my friends screencapped that entire story and saved it. I've got the screencap somewhere in my picture collection.
Epic Story man.
It's a long story.
>>46364869
>>46354817
Found the Screenshot that Darconne gave me.
>>46362188
>that first image
Holy shit, there's a blast from the past.
I also ended up marrying a female orc on a slave ship to avoid being castrated and sold as a eunuch.
>>46344413
And I loved every moment.
Good old Dak-Dak
Bumping with content
>>46366420
>>46356394
why do i get the feeling this involves some kind of fart related magical realm.....
>>46357523
Gonna need some sauce on the animu in the very top left, anon
>>46367077
Not him but it is
http://myanimelist.net/anime/28121/Dungeon_ni_Deai_wo_Motomeru_no_wa_Machigatteiru_Darou_ka
>>46367089
Thanks
>half-giant pirate in Skulls and Shackles
>Christ, he was dumb and ugly
>when time came to pick a captain, all hands pointed to me
>DM openly said he expected the ship to be on fire within 2 games
>6 games later I've used all the gold I got from booty to outfit the ship and its crew in their entirety
>even paid the NPCs
>GM wanted to change games because this one's going too well in the player's favor and we never played it again
I miss that game...
>>46363191
Reflections of the perfection of the Omnissiah made manifest, and sent to carry out his duty.
>>46362180
What the source of the image on the far right/top?
>>46367315
Mystery Men, a cape film spoof a good 3 years before the trend started. That scene in particular is directly related to what the pcs did.
>>46344413
I extorted a guy for info, had my mage friend shoot a fireball into a decomposing whale on some whaling docks and got a whole town to accept slavery on the conditions of "If you fucking dont, im going to hunt each and every one of you down and shoot your loved ones in front of you". I also "gently persuaded" the blacksmith to agree to the new terms by threatening to curse his wife with mummy rot. That was a fun campaign.
>>46344413
>>46355130
I want the story for this one.
>>46354256
Is it bad that i recognize this characters?
>>46364982
We've got time
I made a simple human fighter, which my GM expected to be a boring meat shield because it was my first D&D character. Instead, we got an overconfident braggart who always referred to himself (Gregor the Gregarious) in third person. Despite his flaws, Gregor was a relatively nice guy and was very good at his job. All and all, not bad at all.
>>46360735
not that kind of trans, dummy
>>46344413
I don't know what went wrong, but at least it went right
>>46371311
Uh, explain?
>>46371464
There was a point where my character stopped being the nature-hardon ranger and started being "the hugbox", at one point roping in most of the party and half the NPCs into a group hug.
At some time in the game my character got magically poisoned, the effect changing his gender, and subsequently found out that he looks pretty attractive as a lady, and didn't much care for making "find a cure" a top priority. Then while taking the antidote (s)he found out about Alter Self's rule of changing gender, and now generally has fun with it whenever.
>>46365030
That's pretty fantastic.
Technically speaking the GM gave us pre-made characters, but what ever he had in mind I played for it. we both agree i played it a million times better.
>>46367197
Sauce on right pic please?
"Lunk, with an -unk."
>>46358088
I am jealous.
>>46358154
My condolences anon. You will find the path eventually
>>46352994
You played a cock hungry slut?
>>46358088
See, I can't think of a WoD game I've played that went any other way.
>>46372787
No mc to be cock hungry for. Rest of the cast was more or less accounted for. Junpei in droves.
>>46358154
I'd be up for that. As long as it is propah shooty.
>>46371749
By Fire Be Purged indeed ^,.,^
I wish I was there for that...I really do...
>>46344413
If all three aren't the same thing, you're a terrible roleplayer because you failed to communicate your intent.
>>46372787
oh you. trying to get the persona fans panties in a bunch?
>>46371018
Nice, would play with.
>>46354256
OH SHIT... I just realized where these characters are from... I've been following it since nearly the beginning...I'll just be over here banging my head on the wall and running my (pic related) kingdom
>>46369632
I made a tech-priest who had been ship-wrecked and spent several months surviving alone on a monster-infested, partially leaking voidship wreck. He was rescued by the party and put to good use.
It turns out he was officially dead, so the AdMech decided he could stay on the ship and make himself useful until the paperwork was sorted (i.e. several hundred years later). He had an ongoing feud, fought with reports and sarcasm, with the ship's Seneschal, and due to a major oversight in the latter's 1984-esque plans, he also gained complete control of all the surveillance on the ship. He'd also obsessively research and construct gadgets from that for the rest of the crew. Most of them hazardous.
Eventually, we encountered a hideously powerful toxin, which he decided to test out on something human-like but not humans. Thus, he held gassing sessions of subhumans (i.e. mutants), took careful note of the results and continued the trials.
Hm.
I should clarify: I never ended up needing to heal my party members because of how ridiculously min/maxed our barbarian was and the DM didn't quite know how to handle it.
>>46354256
>seriously, go watch the Big Red One
Today, somebody on /tg/ wasn't a faggot. It was alright.
>YFW you can never play a Lee Marvin party face because autismo casters will throw fit if you derail their half-hour inquisition of setting with a gruff, "enough of that shit, we got Orcs to kill."
It happens everytime, how do i git gud?
>>46366820
Berserk is so much funnier if you imagine Guts having Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.
>>46374472
Hory shet.
It looks like someone on here actually came up with an original character.
It is a sign of the end times.
>>46354817
HAH!
My Pathfinder paladin. The campaign has a lot of public riots and I didn't want to kill the tyrants police unless necessary, so my first feat was Improved Unarmed Strike.
>>46377189
You got a source on that helmet in third?
>>46376528
He IS very much based on Nikola Tesla, with being mad as a hatter. All his names are puns on electricity and similar.
He eventually became a wizard, too, so he could do the whole "Tesla death ray" too.
>>46377318
much obliged.
>>46344413
Rock And Roll's a hell of a drug kids
but yeah, I'm pretty happy with how this went
>>46372295
http://kamikasebeetle.deviantart.com/art/Pirate-Lord-116339695
