Wez gonna roll up a mob of DA boyz for da WAAAAAAGHHH wit dese gits! >>46312006
Gimme ONE D TEN sided bonez fer figgerin whetha we proppa lads er right krumpy free bootaz, or YER muckin about! WAAAGGHH
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>46322081
Don't mean to be a dick, but, like, Chav speak is all well and good, but we have to be able to read this stuff
>>46322114
My good fellow, I am simply attempting to capture the spirit of the moment. And youz a bloody git. Wez proppa boyz
We're a true Klan, give me d100 for colors
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>46322160Damn. Freebootas are da besht
>>46322192
Our primary warpaint is GREEN, making us the orkiest Orks to ever Ork an Ork.
D10 for our legendary Ork and d100 for wot he done krumpt
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>46322230
>>46322237
One of our ladz was dead killy, I need another d10 to determine what kind of boy
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>46322291
weidboy, please
>>46322348
We were 1 off from getting a special boy. interestingly enough... There's no result for a natural 10!
So I'm going to take authurial Fiat and decide this is a sign from thendice gods. Exploding 10 says this was a WIERDBOY
D100 for deeds
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>46322419
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>46322419
>>46322440
>>46322490
Interesting! Chart days he slaughtered loads of spikey humies for both rolls - aka, chaos. Our Ork boy is a killer of chaos, proving the supremacy of gork and mork over dem uvva gits.
Speaking of which, which God is our wierd boy a prophet of? 1d10
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>46322512
>>46322558
BOTH. Our wierdboy is a champion of Orkos Undivided. How many boyz he got for da WAAGH? Another d10
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>46322584
>>46322600
TOO MANY! YHE WARBAND IS AT CRITIKAL MASS, ITS A PROPPA GREEN TIDAL WAAAGHH. Our army is fucking huge, and constitutes a major threat to the entire sector if not the Imperium at large
Another d10 for what kind of special boys we have most special
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>46322626
dice gods be praised!
>>46322650
We've got a SHITLOADA OF STORMBOYZ
An image is taking shape in my heads anon, of a massive Warband of Ork Supremacists, with huge contingents of nazi Ork STORMBOYZ swooping and hollering and proving that Ork is Betta than the punymenschen.
But for now, what is our best loot? D100
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>46322678
>>46322698
We stole a goddamn dark Eldar pain engine.
"They are semi-sentient, part organic and part mechanical monsters that slowly drift along on anti-gravitic motors. They are created by the Haemonculi and seen as the pinnacle of the Haemonculi's art. For their Haemonculi masters, they serve as both guard-creatures as well as mobile torture chambers that inflict horrible agonies upon their victims.[1]
Anyone unfortunate enough to be caught by a Talos will by rapidly dissected by an array of manipulators, scalpel-keen claws and surgically sharp tools. As the Talos gruesomely flays its victim layer by layer, it feeds and draws every removed part into itself, invigorating itself with even greater power as well as at the same time putting on an amusing display of torture for its owner. After battle the constituents of its victims are siphoned out from within its metallic shell and used by the Haemonculi to create exotic potions and elixirs."
What did we do with it? D10
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>46322745
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>46322745
For the love of God, don't be stolen back or lost
>>46322767
>>46322784
SOMEONE STOLE IT! WE LOOTED IT FAIR AND SQUARE AND THOSE CHAOS GITS STOLE IT (PROBABLY)! WAAAGH! I BET OUR WIERDBOY IS ON A KRUSADE TO GET IT BACK NOW
>>46322797
PS d100 for "allies". We could roll d100 for enemies as well.if you want but we already have the dark Eldar and chaos
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>46322797
No fuck that, we're rerolling. Dice gods be damned
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>46322807
>>46322808
looks like I ate shit
>>46322808
DICE GODS SAY NO!
>>46322807
lets see if I did this right
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>46322808
ere we go
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>46322861
Fixed it
>>46322816
>Tau
>>46322858
>'umies
>>46322885
>Ovva Orkses
Which one you guys like the most?
>>46322816
Our allies are
... Dark Eldar?
..yeah nah reroll
>>46322858
>>46322885
Humies or other Orks.
Now, I could see this going both ways - other Orks because we're the orkiest Orks to Ork, or humies because we're killing deldar and chaos boyz, and they're probably paying us off to keep our massive army away from their individual worlds.
Overview: critical mass huge Ork Warband led by a WIERDBOY who krumped lots of chaos Marines, worships gork and mork, our colours are green. We have lots of STORMBOYZ, and we lootred a dark Eldar pain engine but it got stolen.
>>46322977
Umies! they have the best bitz!
>>46322997
>Dark Eldar?
I thought it was tau. Could be Necrons, if we bump it up to 91
>>46322997
Ovvar orks so we can waaaagh with more boyz!
So I'm thinking our leader, Gorvrat the Spikey, is on a quest to be the spikest git in da Galaxy. Hence us always fighting chaos and dark Eldar, to steal spikey bits. Our fuck huge Ork Warband has come to this sector seeking our stolen prize gubbin, a dark Eldar pain engine that the boss was gonna make spikey and orky and ride into battle.
Our boss ain't interested in fightan humies or non spikey GITS, cause gork and.mork told him killing the spikeys are more important. And long as other Orks fall in line they're fine too. But anyone get in the way of our search (which involves ransacking everything as our wierdboyz visions lead him) gonna get krumpt. The Klan is a bull in a China shop, not really directs at conquering anything but basically trampling anything that gets in its way
>>46323068
PS: it goes without saying that as soon as we find the gubbin wez gonna waaagh because there are 2many Orks in our band not to. Our WIERDBOY must be insanely powerful pyschicly with so many boys with him him to boot
Alternatively our allies could be Necrons who think using the Orks to exterminate all the locals is hilarious.
Or we could be linked up with Tau GITS who figure we'll leave once we got our bits
Incidentally, such a fuck huge Ork Warband in the sektor explains why there are no less than 4 space marine chapters and 3 guard regiments there. This is a full blown goddamn crusade
>>46323148
Our Wierdboy needs a name!
>>46323217
Ogrog the Glowie
>>46322997
I dunno if you've seen
Stormboyz lot is propa green!
Crashing down from above
Dis da life dat we love!
>>46323217
MORKAGORKA THE WEIRD!
>>46323273
no no GORKAMORKA THE WEIRD!
>>46323217
1d100
PlatOrk
>>46323068
>>46323148
>>46323176
Idea the wierdboy and ultimately plans to follow in the footsteps of Tuska da Demon Killa and lead his Waaagh into the eye of terror in search of the spikiest of spiky bits.
>>46323317
Surely you mean Dorkte da demon krunpa (got a nice ring to it, sod off ya got!)
>>46323352
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Tuska
Named character from one of the old ork codex.
>>46323379
>>46323317
>>46323352
Let's go with this that the wierdboy is on a kroosade to find and reunite tuska with the waaagh, to take hisnnever ending fight to the entire Galaxy. Effectively he's going to rescue or reinforce Tuska, led by Gork and Mork. Also he just likes spikey bits
Name suggestion: Grimsnaga Oggrim da pierced, from http://www.stevelange.net/orkname.php
He got spikes sticking through his body and flesh, the pain helps him focus all that waaagh power
>>46323468
Also, chaos is our enemy cause Khorne has gone and swiped Tuska, who rightfully belongs to Gork and Mork. Our Wierboy was gonna wire himself into the pain engine and use the agony it would inflict on him and his enemies to concentrate all of the power of the entire massive waaagh he's leading to tear open a gate to the eye of terror and rescue Tuska from the Brass World of Khorne itself. The Eldar probably stole the pain engine so the WIERDBOY couldn't use it in his ritual, which would tear a gaping hole in the barrier between real space and the warp, resulting in a miniature eye of terror.
>>46323468
>>46323553
fuck yes
>>46323553
>>46323468
Weirdboyz have a tendency to be really fuckin unstable. What's keeping this guy together? WAAAGH powers? Growth from combat? The weird belief things orks have, where he just is convinced his brain can't explode?
>>46323468
Let's go with Grimsnag, it rolls better off the tounge than Grimsnaga.
>>46323835
Focus through bodily pain hence why he wants his deldar pain machine back.
>>46323963
These guys are basically S&Morks? They all wear spiky leather bondage gear?
>>46323989
Possibly, that's a neat idea. Green spikey harnesses, the pain makes em strings, makes them grow nigga fasta.
>>46324021
True, they would all be larger than average, and melee weapons wouldn't work on them, because they'd be practically immune to stabbing or slashing at that point. Good enemy for the sanguine shields
>>46324213
All of the boyz gain 'feel no pain'. Might be a tad op.
>>46324251
They can be shot easy, though. Just not stabbed. And they'd probably use melee for that bdsm aesthetic, so asking as you see them coming, you can shoot them down easily
>>46324269
Greenperial fists?
>>46323468
Alternatively, he's roaming the Dark Eldar Webway, having heard that the Spikey Gits in the Eye of Terror are being krump, he decided to find virgin krumping lands. No point in sloppy seconds, seeing as he is cetainly not Slaaneshi.
>>46323835
Well he could just have a lot of armour plating bolted to his head, or vents.
He's a big ork after all
>>46323553
I fucking love this idea.
We're integrating these guys into the new unified sector, the prospect of the orks tearing a new eye of terror right in the middle of it is a great looming threat to have hanging over the place
Here is an idea guys and I name it Ork Lootas.
No, no. It's not what you think. It's about an diminutive race that loots Orks. No, no, no. Stop. They are not looting Ork gubbins. They are looting the Orks themselves. Mass kidnapping of Ork Boyz.
Entire Waaaaghs! have been abducted by these shirt buggers. For what purpose? Nobody knows. It's a mystery. All we know is that the Ork Lootas (as the galaxy had come to know them) have a compulsive need to loot Orks and stuff them inside their spacious ships before depart to look for more Orks to loot.
>>46325680
Good idea, just like a steel band bolted round his head to hold it together. That'll fix it.
>>46323989
There's a thought, linking it back to another creation thread. Stormboyz are seen as un-orky rebellious ladz as like discipline and stuff. Well, rather than human ideals, maybe the bosses am all Dark Eldar fanboys, and they's the best kabble ever.
>>46325832
>>46325832
I'm honestly not sure what that would add to anything, really. Not to mention that Orknapping is potentially one of the most dangerous things you can do... I mean, even if say it was to mindwipe and create a warrior-drone/slave kind of thing you'd still have the issue with spores and the fact that you have a cargo hold full of orks.
Not to mention that the name does overlap with actual ork lootaboyz.
>>46325689
I know right? An ork threat that goes beyond "A bunch of them are coming this way", that pits the orks on the (sorta) defencive and the Imperium on a more offencive footing (out of nessesity). It also reinforces how the orks have been at chaos marines/cults throat in that they are acting like them in part (Powerful sorcerer trying to work a giant ritual)
>>46323271
I DON'T KNOW WOT AIN'T BEEN SAID
>STORMBOYZ GONNA STOMP YA DEAD
WE'Z DA TOUGHEST OF DA ORKS
>KRUMPIN' GITS FER GORK AND MORK
>>46326064
I can see it now, a mob of Boyz crashing into things on looted jetbikes.
>"Boss, dese spikey flyin' fings is dead fun!"
Nothing's ever gonna come out of these threads when you have several every day. Nobody can summon any enthusiasm for this shit.
