>high fantasy setting
>"Holy Jesus!"
>real life europe
>"allahu akbar!"
>real life america
>oy vey
>>46305880
What's wrong with that, anon? Don't you acknowledge our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ (Domains: Good, Light, Healing, Law, Death)?
I'm never satisfied until I've come up with a plausible alternate etymology for any word that may cause issue otherwise.
For example, sometimes people may call out in exasperation to the benighted saint Jeeze Louise.
>>46306086
If it comes with a free paladin girl waifu, baptize me now
>>46305880
>in post-apoc setting without judges
>"By Grud!"
>>46305880
> dude walked on water, cured the blind, and rose from the dead
> not high fantasy
>>46306342
>Dude did the only cool things 2,000 years ago and magic has died
>Still high-fantasy
>>46305880
>high fantasy setting
>not inventing new languages to use for perfect immersion
whew, it's like you try to be a pleb
>>46306399
Jesus is still possessing pieces of toast and rigging football games to this day. High fantasy confirmed.
>>46305880
>not "holy guacamole!"
>not "holy ravioli!"
>not "holy nucleoli!"
Whack-a-mama in Alabama, look at this plebeian!
>>46305880
>Low Fantasy setting
>Rich latin american dude cant simply bribe politicians to demolish the castle
>>46305880
>Not having Jesus in a fantasy setting
I thought this was a Christian image board.
>>46305880
>fantasy setting
>not recognizing your lord and savior
>worshiping false gods
>being a pagan sorcerer
>>>/church/
>>46306432
This man knows Jesus.
>>46305880
>Still better than "Oh my Gods!"
>>46307125
>Still better than "Oh my gods!"
FTFY
>>46306180
Sounds like a path to a most excellent adventure, dude.
>"By the Maker!"
>Juno's cunt!
>>46307273
Jupiter's Cock!
>>46306399
>In a horseback race across America, you must gather all the parts of Jesus' corpse to develop magical powers.
>But watch out, other participants of the race and even the president of America is also after them!