I got a billion Ork Teeth here. These can be yours if you'd go and fight the "spikey boys" on Orlock-IV.
So how about it?
>>46301759
Now that you mention it, getting a stasis vault and filling it to the brim with Ork teeth would be a fantastic idea.
It completely bypasses the problems with regards to hoarding them, offering you a powerful bargaining chip with an Ork force at an exceptionally low cost.
>>46301805
Not all ork warbands are keen on mercenary work for other races.
>>46301805
You could probably put an ork head on life support and farm it for teeth.
>>46301842
No, but all of them like teef.
>>46301849
Even better.
Oy, dat humies got a bil... a billio... a bunch o' teef! She must be right tuff she must be! Lets crump her and take her stuff!
>>46301885
hold ona squig. If dat humie in da hat is so ded killy, why aint she stompin dat chaos boyz 'rself? If dem humies is wantin to pay dat many teef for us ta stomp the spikey gits, them spikey gits must be even more tuff than any of da Empera's boyz.
>>46302082
Yer roight. Lets go crump dis one first, den we'z can go smash dem spikey boyz.
>>46302266
meybe dey has even more gits we can krump fer teef? If wez krump them first then wez don't know where dere's sure ta be some gud scraps An' da humies 'll give us teef to krump dem other gits. So I sez we krump the spikey gits first, den see if if dase inquisitive types have anyfing else dey can't krump.
>>46302340
Youz is being daft. Dey cant have more gits we could krump fer teef, cause that would imply dat da humies had more teef which dey aint roight now offerin'. If dis be indeed da case, den dat means dey'z is holdin' out on us - muckin' about.
But see if we smash 'em all up now, we'z can haz all the teef and a good scrap and den we can go give them spikey boyz a good routin' too, and den we'z the strongest and da flashest and den da fight comes to us, see?
>>46302507
If dey iz hidin moar teef wich dey iznt offerin, den if we krump em, how do we find da hidden teef?
>>46302745
We look in der moufs, you git! Where else is dey gonna hide teef?
>>46302799
10/10
>>46301885
Because I got the Teeth in containers rigged to blow up if you try to steal them from me.
>>46304935
>Da umie haff teef 'n bombs! He'z loaded! Mork knows wat else kan he be hidin'!
>>46304935
I found 'em me boyz
Orks sent diplomats to negotiate Terra's surrender
That is all
>>46301759
'Ow are we'z so sure dat you ain't gunna pay once we krump dem Chaos Boyz?
