ALROIGHT YA GITZ, I IZ BOSS SKULLBONE! AND I IZ DA LEADAH OF DIS NEW WAAGH BAND!
NOW WAT ARE WE, PROPPA KLAN OR LOOT CATCHIN FREEBOOTAS?!
>1d10
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>46293049
'ERE WE GO.
well? WUT ARE WE YA ZOG EAD!
>>46293102
WE IZ A PROPPA KLAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHgu_fBlSjk
NOW I 'AVE SEKURED A BIG OL STACH OF PAINT CANZ, DA FIRST WAN TO BRING ME A BUKKIT OF PAINT GET'S TA PAINT ALL OF OUR STUFF WID IT!
>1d100 for colour
Also this is a neat thing from BFG armada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHgu_fBlSjk
>>46293158Whoops posted the youtube link twice
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>46293158
Dollin
>>46293217
WERE DID YA GOT YA GIT?! OH DERE YA ARE. I SEE YA BROUGHT DA SNEAKY COLOR. 'ERE AVE A SHOOTA, ETZ ON DA 'OUSE
NOW! WHO'S DA LEJUNDERY ORK AROUND ERE?!
>1d10 for legendary character
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>46293268
Gud numbas
>>46293317
Speshul boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>46293330
We'z got lotza cunnin' 'ere, boss.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>46293330
Wat do?
>>46293353
ET WUZ A MEK DAT WAS LEJUNDERY, BUT W'AT DED 'E DO!?
>1d100
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>46293375
Arrrgw
>>46293393
Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (1d10: 1-5 Eldar, 6-10 Dark Eldar)
pls be normal eldar...
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>46293401
Guessin' 'e wuz too sneeky 'n' cunnin' fer dem panzy gits.
>>46293413
HE CRUMPED A LOT OF EM KRAFTWURLD KNIFE EARZ.
AND 'ERE IZ DA MOST IMPORANTANTER KWESTIOUN! GORN OR MORK?!
>1d10
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>46293435
Oi!
>>46293445
MORK EZ DA BEST, EF YA SAY OTHHA WISE DEN I'LL SHUT YER NOGGIN FER GOOD!
NOW, 'OW MANY BOYZ DO WE HAZ LEFT?
>1d10
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>46293477
Orkz orkz orkz orkz!
>>46293477
KUNIN YET BRUTAL
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>46293477
Lotz!
>>46293531
cool. we got plenty a boyz, prolly a few thousand.
>>46293518
WE HAZ ENOUGH FER NOW!
NOW! DERE ARE SUM NON ORKY GITZ DAT I DON'T WANT YA TA KRUMP UNTILL AH SAYS SO!
>1d100
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>46293559
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>46293559
>>46293569
WE WILL STAY KLEAR OF DEM NID SQUGS FER NOW! DEY ONLY 'AVE BORING FOIGHTIN, ALWAYZ DA SAME FING, NOTHIN NEW AN EXITIN. BUT WHO DO YA THINK WE SHALL KRUMP DEN YOU ASK!
>1d100 for enemies
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>46293622
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>46293622
Squishy
>>46293632
>>46293637
TO BE 'ONEST I DIDN'T FINK DAT ONE THROOH. BUT WE WILL FIND SOMEONE TO FOIGHT.
NOW WE PROBBALY GOT SUM OTHER MORE SPECIULLALICED BOYS DEN OTHA KLANS. RAISE YER HAND EF YA ARE A:
>1d100
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>46293676
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>46293676
>>46293683
(used the wrong die, it's ment to be a d10 not a d100. You guys want to re-roll?)
>>46293700
Eh, just take the first digit
>>46293710
Ok, 8 it is then:
WOA, DATZ A LOT OF MEKBOYZ! UN NOW FER DA GRAND FINNAL, YOU BOYZ WORKED 'ARD FER DIS, BUT WE LOOTED A:
>1d100 for the most awesome thing we have ever looted
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>46293740
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>46293740
Shiny!
>>46293751
PAIN ENGUN FROM DEM DARK EMO KNIFE EARS. AND WHAT WE GUNNA DO WITH IT (or has done to it)
>1d10
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>46293811
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>46293811
>>46293824
WE MADE SOME 'UGE PILES OF IT!
ALROIGHT BOYZ, DAT EZ ALL. NOW LET'S WAAGH!!!
>>46293854
Can you write a summary? And not speak orky? It's giving me a headache trying to understand.
>>46293870
Alright, so are:
A proper ork klan
We make use of purple paint
Our legendairy ork was a Mek boy and he beat the shit out of some Eldars
We follow Mork as our diety
We have just the right amount of boyz
we are "allies" with Tyranids. But I just say that we tend to avoid them
We don't really have an enemy, I guess we are on a waagh to find someone to fight that isn't nids
We have more Mekboyz than other klans
Our mosed prized and awesome looted thing was a Dark Eldar pain engine, that we made into a big pile for some reason
>>46293946
So basically stealthy mad scientists.
Since they're fighting Eldar, maybe they use Mekboy ingenuity to lay lots of deadly traps while using guerrilla tactics?
And maybe that pain engine is being worked on as some kind of torture chamber? Suffering for Mork and all that?
>>46294092
Possibly the sneakiest lootas unknown to evrywun!
Did we make the pain engine into a heap, or did we make a heap of pain engines?
Maybe our dreads needed more arms, and them pain engines has lotsa arms, so they must be good, roight?
>>46294092
is....is that one ork using a plasma gun?! thats awesome.
>>46294197
>heap of pain engines
Mork yes, this sounds goddamn badass
>>46294092
>>46294197
sorry, keep forgetting to delete name.
Bump?
what is the name of our klan?
>>46294256
Stormboyz, man...
>>46294332
maybe....the purple mechs? the eldar hunters?
>>46294332
We're a bunch of sneaky knife-ear killers, so something like the Sneeky Ear-Tosaz
>>46294356
We waz dem boyz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uBU5ddX4U
OY, BOSS! OI FOUND DA OFICKY- OFFY- DA PROPA SONG FOR YER THREAD!
>>46294332
Possibly something more Dark Eldar in name, being purple and pain enginey
Da Kabble Of Da...?
>>46294534
Da Betta Kah-Baal
Boss are you still here boss?
This is only slightly on-topic, but does anybody mind running an all-Orks Rogue Trader game using Roll20 or something similar? Me and a few boyz in this thread would probably be interested, plus I know some other people who might want to
>>46294656
Sounds awesome and fun. I would join if I had the time for it
>>46294656
I would, but am completely inexperienced and super busy... I'll keep an eye out though.
WE IZ DA ORK DARK PAINDARS
