Stop hating us because we're better than you.
Stop it.
If the ultramarines are so great, why is a paraplegic their chaptermaster?
Checkmate loyalists.
>>46283895
>we're better than you.
Nope.
>>46283916
Because bionics.
>>46284037
Does this make him a bigger failure than even Abbadon? He at least has legs.
>>46284213
Losing appendages in war does not make one a loser, heretic.
>>46284221
Ultramarines confirmed for having respect for Abbadon.
>>46283895
Disgusting Ultramarines. Only sons of Dorn can truly master the Codex Astartes.
>>46285100
He must be seeing some primefortificationsfrom the look on his face.
>>46285180Mmmm, fortifications AND Xtrem Codex Compliance! Literally nothing better.
>>46285100
How are you present whenever someone mentions the ultramarines? Every time, it's the same god damn image and the same "we're better at following the codex" bullshit.
I don't get it. Do you have a program that monitors /tg/ for you and sets off an alarm when the ultramarines are mentioned just so you can make the same god damn post for the 8 billionth time? Or do you actually keep your face glued to the screen, eagerly refreshing the catalog, searching for ultramarines with your eyes twitching just so you could shitpost again?
>>46283895
Do something unquestionably worthwhile.
Actions speak louder than words.
>>46285211
I truly have no idea what you're talking about. This is the first time I've posted on /tg/ since December.
I just found that pic and thought it'd be funny.But seeing you be triggered like this makes me feel happy inside.
>>46285241
>Chapter master wrote the strategy guide to 40k, which 99% of chapters adhere to to some extent
>Figured out strategies about how to beat the Tyranids, and shared it with all the other chapters. Most other chapters would have been faggots and kept that shit to themselves because "muh chapter secrets".
>Ultramarines supply the most Deathwatch kill-team leaders out of any chapter
That's just off the top of my head.
And I haven't even read the horus heresy books but I bet they did some cool shit back then too.
>>46285278
Meant to say Chapter Primarch*
>>46285278
The Ultramarines aren't my favorite chapter, but they've done some pretty cool stuff alright. Why do people hate on them again, other than being the "Best Chapter Ever" which is a bit of a valid reason.
Steel Confessors are my favorite. AdMech founded chapter? Oh yes. I'll use them as allies for my AdMech army, will be nice and fluffy.
A shame I can't find more about them, what little fluff I know is pretty cool.
>>46283895
>using psychic sorcery
>ignoring the Council of Nikaea
>better than you
>>46283895
Stop giving us Ultramarines a bad name. Please, Matt Ward. Please.
>>46285510
do not allow yourself to become distracted by idle boasts and banter, brother. Back to the crusade.
I used to be one of the Smurf haters, but then I read Know no Fear and Abnett's badass depiction of Gulliman and others. Some of those guys are alright.
>>46283895
I don't hate them because I got stuck on 3rd edition fluff
>>46285585
There should be a Word Bearer "Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Calth tomorrow"meme.
>>46283895
But all you imperials is raping a newborn baby, put it in a meatgrinder, pour it over your genitals.
And the only difference there is in comparison to chaos, in whose name you commit this atrocity.
>>46285211
BROTHER, ARE TEMPER TANTRUMS WRITTEN IN THE CODEX?
IF SO CAN YOU GIVE ME A PAGE NUMBER?
>>46283895
I don't hate them because really they are a generic chapter no matter how much they're made out to be special.
>>46285777
actually that would be the page on attacking an enemy HQ, the one Roboute crossed out and rewrote after Alpharius got a bug so far up his ass he decided FUCK IT WE'RE DOING IT LIVE and hot-dropped right into the Eskrador debacle
something something I, Cato Sicarius
>>46283916
Yeah, he doesn't even fight in battle anymore.
