The rooster crows, the sun rises, the day begins.
You awake in your bed.
"Get on outta bed ash, the cows can't milk themselves!"
You slide out of bed and stand up stretching.
You change your underwear and quickly retrieve your jeans and stompy workboots. You pull your red flannel off the chair you left it on and slip it on.
Dashing downstairs, you eat breakfast quick and hurry out to the cowshed.
Pa is here.
You give him a cursory good morning, and move towards the back of the barn.
Bossie is here.
Bossie seems off.
Her eyes are glassy and her moo seems hollow.
>milk bossie
>diagnose bossie
>write in
>>46245266
>>diagnose bossie
>>46245296
"Hey girl, what's the trouble? You FEELIN I'll?"
You scratch bossie behind the ears and look around her. She seems just fine physically. You were probably just imagining things.
"Moooouuuhouhooohho"
Or not.
Is Bossie a cow-eared anime girl with H Cups?
>>46245508
That'd change things
>>46245508
Bossie is a black and white dairy cow. She is fully lacking in anthropomorphic aspects.
>>46245613
Inspect Bossie carfeully once more.
>>46245749
You fully look over bossie again. Nothing seems off. You get on your back and feel her belly. There is a slightly rough dis colored patch on the stomach. Your fairly certain that shouldn't be there.
"Ash, what in Sam Hill are you doing down there?"
Pa has come over to look at what your doing.
>>46245803
Tell Pa that you woke up with morning wood, and something's wrong with the cow.
>>46245803
Preform ethically questionable alchemical experiments to make bessy an anthropomorphic cow.
>>46245266
Please include Quest in the OP next time, I'd prefer not to see your Barnyard Waifu Quest.
>>46245837
"Something's wrong with bossie. I can't find anything off though."
Pa stares at bossie for a moment.
"Sometimes cows get sick. Nothin to worry about. I'm going into town today, you wanna come?"
>go to town
>stay home
>wander around woods
>>46245904
Stay home and preform ethically questionable research. Fuck farming
>>46245904
>Masturbate furiously
>>46245904
>Go to town on Bossie
>>46245967
This
We should take Scout with us to town!
You know, Scout? The goofy golden retriever dog-girl that's always eager to go on walks, or hunt, or go for a dip down in the creek? Where did that girl run off to...
>>46245888
What waifu? So far there's ash, pa and a cow.
>>46245937
"Nah, not today. I've got a project I wanna work on."
Pa nods. "That's fine. I'm just going to get parts to fix the tractor. Have fun."
Pa trods off and leaves you in the barn.
Since your alone for a while, you sit in the loft and >>46245946.
What do while your home?
>read
>perform science
>wander around woods
>write in
>>46246112
>What waifu?
/tg/ will latch onto the first female character encountered and try to sleep with her. This is how quests work on /tg/
Alright fine. You really want to fuck the cow?
>itt: why /tg/ is a shit board
And it isn't even OP's fault
>>46246215
>>46246243
Are you REALLY sure?
I
Want
To
Fuck
That
Cow
>>46246237
I don't even like quests generally, and I can't help but feel a bit bad for OP.
>>46246296
My advice? Delete the thread, try again tommorow, put [Quest] in the title.
Alternatively, fuck that cow.
>>46246493
>shit generic story
>fifteen bother to put "quest" in the title
No remorse
>>46246528
>delete thread
Can't, op must writhe in shame until it's pruned
>>46246461
>>46246437
Okaaaayy...
You remove your trousers and lock the door. Bossie stands still in her odd state.
You realize the author has been keeping your gender intentionally ambiguous!
The author buckles on this idea, granting you a penis and robbing you of any farm girl potential.
You initiate nobbing.exe
After a bit, you feel a sharp pain. Screaming in pain, you find that something appears to have bitten your dick off! You collapse to the ground writhing in pain.
>>46246538
I'm not defending the quest itself, just saying I feel slightly bad for how the trolls are treating OP.
>>46246296
Fuck the cow! Fuck the cow!
>>46246538
I'm not defending the quest itself, just saying I feel slightly bad for how the trolls are treating OP. OP should just let the thread die and put Quest in the subject next time, to attract the people who actually want to participate.
>>46246493
Faggot OP should have put quest in the title, then those of us with quests filtered don't have to see it.
>>46246493
I look away for a bit and come back to cow diddling. I'm not that surprised, but still
>>46246637
>cop out
I desperately plunge my arm into bossie's vagina to retrieve my penis
>>46246637
>Run screaming to Pa
The rooster crows, the sun rises, the day begins.
Again?
You feel odd.
"Get on outta bed ash, the cows ain't gonna milk themselves!"
This feels startlingly familiar.
You get dressed and eat, walking on out to the cowshed.
Pa is here.
Bossie is here.
Just like before.
Bossie stall is just like it was, showing no evidence of you bleeding out in it.
Something is very familiar about all this.
>>46246790
>check genitals
>>46246637
>You realize the author has been keeping your gender intentionally ambiguous!
>The author buckles on this idea, granting you a penis and robbing you of any farm girl potential.
Cockerel you wonderful bastard
>>46246815
You sneak a peek inside your pants. Your genitals are fully intact. There seems to be no evidence of the grisly happening.
>>46246815
No, don't check. For all we know, the hero being a boy could have been just a dream.
>>46246790
Diagnose Bossie as before
>>46246872
Back to ambiguity i presume?
>>46246790
Uh oh. It's time for the Heat Haze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBnAY4VH9T4
Remember to label your Quests
>>46246872
Go check on Bossie
>>46246921
Yes.
>>46246892
You get on your back and fell around bossies stomach again. There's the dis colored patch. Huh.
"Ash, what in Sam Hill are you doing down there?" Pa is looking into the stall
"There's... Something off with bossie."
Pa stares at the cow.
"Sometimes cows get sick. Nothin to worry about. I'm goin into towns today. You wanna come?"
>go to town, I guess
>... Stay home
>wander around in the woods
>>46247150
>kill pa, take his social security number and make many big ticket purchases
>>46247150
Fuck the cow in the ass instead
>>46247150
Town
>>46247476
Vetoed.
>>46247433
>>46247478
"I'll go into town, sure."
An idea is in your head of murdering a for his social security number. Probably best to disregard it.
You and pa load into the truck and drive on over to town.
Town is small and semi boring, like usual. The bar doesn't open until late afternoon.
>wander by the general store
>mosey on over to the library
>>46247674
>go down into the sewers to find spare change people dropped
>>46247733
>>46247733
You see a mans pocket drop a quarter from a hole. You wonder how much money might be in the sewers. Maybe enough to buy something at the store.
you certainly haven't got any money saved. Probably still worth seeing what Jamie's selling right now.
>>46247674
>>mosey on over to the library
>>46248210
>>mosey on over to the library
Check for books on cow diseases.
>>46248211
You wander down the road and find yourself at the steps of the library. Aside from town hall, it's one of the nicer buildings.
You wander inside. Susan is at her reference desk, as usual.
A couple of topics are on your mind
>books about cows
>books about alien conspiracy theory's
>books about time
>>46248297
>woke up, died then woke up again
Maybe wanna look at the book about time as well as cows
>>46248297
>>books about alien conspiracy theory's
>>46248418
>>46248297
Seconding.
>>46248421
>>46248418
You decide to check out all 3. Better safe then sorry.
"The French madman girabon once swore he repeated the same day of his life hundreds of times. He swore it had only ended once he manipulated life so that he became king. As he was living in the gutter when I interviewed him, this is an excellent example of time and human perception."
Flip flip
"In the movie Groundhog Day, bill Murray's character undergoes similar phenomena to girabons. One of the movies writers claims a similar thing happened to him. This may lead the repeating of a day to be an observable phenomena. Whatever the case, it seems to appear to those who must prevent catastrophe."
Flip flip
"Cows are fascinating creatures. While useful to humans, our bovine friends are in need of proper, regular care. Very few earthly parasites effect cows, but those that do are deadly."
Flip flip
"It's been theorized that the strange stones found by professor tonte and his crew are in fact alien beacons. Common belief says that someone who has had alien contact could potentially use one to signal an alien ship."
That information doesn't seem useful. If you had more time, you could probably get beyond skimming.
Ah well. Pa is done buying tractor parts.
>go home
>stop by store
>>46248756
>>stop by store
>>46248756
>go home
Wanna get back to that cow...
>>46248926
You decide stopping by The store isn't too much.
Jamie's working the counter today. You like Jamie a lot. You've thought about asking them out, but haven't gotten around to it.
"Hey ash!"
"Hey Jamie!"
"How's things over at the farm?"
"One of the cows is sick. I have no idea what's wrong with her either."
"Huh. Any injuries?"
"No. A book I read said it might be a parasite."
"I'll sell you some tapeworm medicine. It kills parasites Lickety split. Cleaned my dog right out."
"What, flora? She's had worms for months."
"Not anymore!"
"Hell, I'll take it!"
Unfortunately, you have no money.
"Er... I would take it, but I'm short on cash right now."
"Eh, don't worry. There's always tomorrow."
"Heh... Yeah."
You load into the truck and head home. It's starting to get late.
