>These Ninja caltrops are the perfect addition to your ninja bag. No matter how they land, there is always a sharp edge pointing up.
>>46231504
Are they cheaper than Lego?
>>46231504
As opposed to normal caltrops?
>>46231504
The same effect can be observed with d4s.
>>46231504
How do you get them out of the bag?
Who are you going to use these on? Some motherfuckers at the pool? Someone that just got out of bed?
>>46231504
A pair of simple shoes would defeat them.
>>46231504
Fuck your fancy metal things
Those aren't going to penetrate very deeply.
Or if you don't want to go quite that far size-wise, at least consider barbs.
If you're feeling reasonably confident about who's going to step on them, poison is a given as well. Wrap a viper-bitten liver airtight and leave it someplace warm to it mature for a week or so, that supposedly makes a good one (if perhaps more of bacteriological than directly toxic). Monkshood root extracts are another old favourite. The juice from the cicuta root is also toxic as bloody hell, but has a very poor shelf-life.
>>46231504
Get on my level OP.
>>46231504
The skin underneath your feet can get pretty tough. Last year I stepped into a thorn which penetrated ~7mm deep.
I pulled it out and went for an extensive walk through the city while still barefoot.
>>46231818
Just use feces you fucking nerd.
>>46231818
Hollow pipe is the way to go. Against a reasonably equipped opponent, you want something that can destroy vehicle tires.
>>46231900
This. Walk a good bit barefoot and you'll have soles made of metal and courage in no time. Just make sure you pick out the broken glass and nails afterwards as they will slowly work their way to the soft bits eventually.
>>46232025
What you want is land mines.
>>46231881
Does your trap even lift?
>>46232085
It never hurts to have options.
Britbong here, are your plugs a motherfucker to step on?
>>46231504
My character actually does use caltrops. There is pretty much nothing poisonous around, so he rubs them with rotten meat.
>>46231504
Another obligatory lego joke.
>>46232221
How about explosive runes?
>>46232295
German here. Our plugs are completely harmless. I'm not even sure they're capable of pointing upwards and not falling over.
>>46232295
You tell me.
>>46232295
Burger here, literally impossible to step on our prongs since they're straight with the cord.
>>46232406
I like how the bottom sockets look like terrified little faces.
>>46232406
I mean, it hurts because of how hard that plastic is, but it's not going to actually fuck your feet up.
>>46232439
Well, they're right to be terrified. They're about to be orally raped.
>>46232423
Another burger here, not all of them are.
>>46232439
We all feel that way, all the time
In Americathe fuck captcha, you're based in Seattle why can't I America.
>>46232517
Seconding, I wake up every day and my first thought is, "Oh God, what's Obama gonna do today?"
>>46232549
My first thought is usually "Fuck, I'm still in Detroit?".
>>46231922
"You guys! I found a great way to poison our punji spikes! All we need is a liver, a zip-lock, and a deadly poisonous viper!"
"Uh, well Bao's been rubbing his shit all over them, and they seem to be working pretty well"
>>46231668
HOLY FUCK!
>>46232549
Huh, my first thought usually is, 'has Obama actually done anything at all."
>>46232607
That's okay anon, come live in VT with me and we'll shoot guns and play games together.
>>46232674
More like /v//k/ amirite?
I'll go eat a live grenade, now.
>not wearing boots
>>46231504
I thought those were mostly for use on horses. They seem less likely to be effective against your average hobnail booted footslogger.
>>46232756
>big folk walking in and telling me how to have an adventure
>>46232734
Hipsters hating things they don't understand, gun nuts doing the same.
No it's pretty spot on.
+I just heard some one getting out of a running car screaming 'you're a fucking oompa loompa bitch' as I typed this. I heard the front door of my apt complex open and shut.
I'm scared.
>>46231504
>that digit ratio
>>46232814
Lay the caltrops through your apartment and pray.
>>46233256
Gods protect me
>>46232674
>green mountain boys
>>46233295
It's okay /k/ you can crash on our sofa while they fumigate for /pol/.
>>46231698
Anti cavalry defense.
>>46231504
Fuck you, caltrops
You'll never slow me down again
>>46233425
>Implying we don't have a natural resistance to gassing
We'll return the favor, my Juden friend
>>46233502
What about long fall boots?
>All these VT /k/ommandos
Slightly unsettling, if I'm honest familia.
>>46233636
my person of dark skin
>>46232295
New Zealand.
>>46232295
>>46232406
>>46232473
>>46234552
>>46232549
Weird, my thought is usually "Oh, fuck, what has Trump done now?"
>>46231698
Those are far to big to be used reliably on humans. Those were meant for cavalry or chariots.
>>46234872
#1
>>46234872
>>46233425
>>46233300
>>46233636
>>46234872
Mein melanin enriched green Mountain brethren.
>>46235025
so is he gonna crash the USA and slowly suffocate it to death?
>>46232295
Aren't those banned over there?
>>46236513
With no survivors.
>>46233295
>a David in dark natural
Not bad, my nigga.
>>46231607
You open the pouch and then just dump them out in a big, swinging motion that covers the area of the floor behind you as you run.
>>46232786
And as soon as you step on marble or solid surfaces you slip really fucking bad and get killed by jews centurion
>>46231668
I KNEW IT
>>46233636
>>46235430
you boys don't go shitting up no forestry offices now you hear me
play nice with your toys and keep 'em inna woods
>>46237287
>not knowing hobnails will just fuck up a smooth surface making your grip better
Better bit is the more hobnailed boots walk in that smooth area the less smooth it will be quicker.
>>46231668
So that's how they make the red bricks!
>>46232360
>How about explosive runes?
Cars don't read shit you wrote on the pavement.
>>46239623
Then why do people write on streets?
>>46239679
Aeronautical landmapping.
>>46239679
Not for the cars. You read those before you ride over them. This is not how you want a landmine to work, ergo explosive runes do not make landmines.
>>46233636
Is that...a brick of cheese?
>>46239679
Checkmate.
>>46231818
Or you could use the chinese poison Gu
>>46239743
No its a gun.
>>46236450
>>46235025
>Drumpf with smaller than large hands
Nice try.
>>46239838
Shouldn't you be lowering yourself into a vat of molten steel, Rubio?
>>46233502
>Implying
>>46232406
where is the on and off switch? are they always turned on?
master race ghost plugs from down under reporting in
>>46240201
Why would you want to turn your power plug off?
Do you enjoy the feeling of powerlessness?
Is bard your favorite class?
>>46232439
IIRC this is purposeful design to keep kids from touching electrical outlets. Britain has better plugs, though, except for how they tend to sit with the prongs up ready to get stepped on.
>>46240217
to save electricity? for safety? your plugs really speak allot about your society as a whole, two straight parallel lines, meaning its very easy to accidentally come out, not a strong hold, also very flimsy. no earth plug point, but your counry has a huge population, you can stand t loose a few million idiot to that one and no one would complain. finaly no switch, meaning its always on, using electricity. im an electrical engineer, ive only ever seen two power boards in real life, the ones in china where i was born and the superior spooky australian plugs
>>46240234
>to save electricity?
>>46240234
>Every minute thing about America is a deep commentary on American society and can only ever be "literally identical to how it's done in my country" or "objectively wrong," Part 24958344
We all know damn well if it was the other way around you'd be whining about Americans adding unnecessary switches because they're too lazy to unplug anything
>>46240234
>Have a plug on the actual outlet
>This is to "save power"
>Because apparently you can't just pull the plug out of the wall or turn the thing off
Australia must be a technological utopia where everything is perfect.
>>46240300
Of course. Australia is the greatest nation earth, after all.
>>46240300
implying a mad max setting wouldn't be heaven
>>46240234
Quick question here. How exactly does australia exist in a different dimension and how crazy are you physical laws? Cause in america eletricities not shooting out of our power sockets 24/7 unless we turn that shit off. Heres how it goes for us and you tell me how its different for you:
>plug electronic into plug
>free because device is off and not drawing power
>turn eletricity on
>pay for power used from therein
>turn electronic off
>cease paying for eletricity
>unplug
>still not paying cause powers not being used or wasted since its not bleeding into the air due to laws of physics.
>>46240558
To be fair, lots of modern appliances don't come with an off-switch. But as others have said, it's trivial to just pull the plug when you're standing in front of the socket anyway.
Also, I spoke to a few Australians and they were shocked to find that around here people aren't terrified of electricity. Apparently they won't do anything more dangerous than exchanging their light bulbs.
>>46240589
They do know that you can literally hang off a powerline like a monkey and be safe, right? Like so long as you don't touch anything else or cross the lines you can stand come away scott free? That even if you stick a fork into your outlet all you get is a shock (at least in america i have no idea what kind of power comes out of australia sockets). Its so safe the only way you can kill yourself is through something that purposely adapts the volts upwards such as toasters and the like.
>>46231574
Clearly because normal caltrops were designed to have a wool covered side if by perchance you wanted to only tickle your enemies.
>>46240589
I just learned that Australians fear wall sockets because they're pushing 230 volts at 15 amps. No fucking wonder they have off switches. That shit is liable to arc on a humid day.
>>46240758
So what does yours push out princess? I don't expect much given you don't have off switches on them.
>>46240625
Come to my house and stick a fork in my power outlet. C'mon, it'll be fun/
>>46240758
That actually would explain it. Why is everything in australia deadly? Even things they have entire control over?
Is it a catachan tier eugenics program?
>>46240791
We were under the assumption you were using safe voltages and amperages.
>>46240791
What it takes to run a common household appliance? 120 volts at around 3 amps. We have seperate breakers for higher amperage appliances like a clothes dryer. Congrats on installing lethal current in easy reach of your children though, you upside down monster.
>>46240795
Oh and 120 volt at 12 amp. "Safe" pull is capped at 15 but the breaker will switch at 20 amps.
>>46232295
wrong picture
>>46240962
I love stepping on those in the morning. Feels like safety.
>>46240234
We generally wire sockets to a wall switch, if at all. That way you can toggle it without having to bend down to the socket.
Secondly, we do have ground lines. That's what the third, rounded prong is. They aren't present on every cord because not every appliance draws enough power to require a ground, while sockets designed for low loads (often meant only to support a lamp or other light fixture) lack a ground port so you can't plug in an appliance that would overload the socket.
Additionally, our sockets often have a breaker built in.
>>46241367
I thought there were regulations now that state you had to have breakers on the outlets.
>>46231881
>MFW I came to post my awful creation and someone did the job for me.
>>46240758
>230 volts at 15 amps
>as your standard
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
>>46241623
Anything near water requires a GFI - kitchens, bathrooms, all-weather exteriors. Otherwise, the breaker is at the mains.
>>46237039
MFW the large I ordered (pictured) is now considered the XL
MFW The sea dragon I ordered wasn't shipped in the same colour.
>>46237308
Wouldn't dream of it, call us if you need an Oregon removed.
Turning something off is more convenient than unplugging it, many things never need to be unplugged but still use power even when turned off.
>Itt: anons who do not understand how electrical currents work
Even if the electronic device is off, there is always power going trough it, because the electrical current is in a closed circuit. The way electrical current work, its a closed circuit from the power generating source all the way to the powered devices, with the current going across it constantly and more or less evenly ( depending on whether you are on AC or CC devices). So even if a device appear to be set to off and have no apparent power to it, it still has the current that would power the device going into it but it is simply redirected back to the main line instead of powering it.
This is why it is dangerous to leave certain devices like hair dryer plugged into the walls, because they can eventually get really fucking hot due to the electricity going through it constantly, doesn't even need to be turned on.
>>46242581
I dunno man. I keep my water filter screwed to my tap and my tap handles on but the water filter off. If i don't turn my filter on water won't flow.
>>46233425
>implying pol isn't doing the gassing.
>>46237039
>recognizing the actual name and color of the dildo
At least there's someone more fucked up than me.
>>46239870
You don't need to be a shit-flinger to enjoy the fact that Trump has a psyche that might as well be made of glass when it comes to his perfectly normal and not at all minuscule appendages.
>>46231610
if you have ever seen actual ones and not the shitty knock off "by at the vacation resort weapon section" ones, they are actuall more like pic related. They had ones for horses as well. Haveing a nail go strait into your boot is painful enough to stop you in your tracks, but not kill you.
>>46243247
You've obviously never been to /k/ its almost required learning that you know bad dragons selection from past to present inside and out just to post without being called an idiot. General knowledge of Dildoery is also encouraged but not required and onsite learning can, and will, take place.
>>46243511
This is the most /k/ post not about guns or skinwalkers I have ever read.
>>46243552
You have no idea how long i've been looking for that image.
>>46233295
Is it bad that my first thought was 'he can hide the knife in the dildo?'
>>46240558
If it's something like a charger cable, you're going to be losing small amounts of energy if you keep it plugged in. With the kinds of chargers you use in your car, this can drain a battery if you're not careful. Haven't you ever heard of 'energy vampires?'
>>46243590
Need more?
>>46231900
>walking the city barefoot
How do you charge the stolen phone you're posting with, homeless man?
>>46243621
This is originally a ninja thread. Need to hide the weapon to sneak into your targets little gala? You know the perfect place, but do you really want the sharpe edges against your tight ninja sphincter? Hell no. You stick it in that enormouse wolf dildo and sneak paste the guards with your excellent saddle-sore walk.
Remember, assassination has 2 asses in it.
>>46243661
Why, thank you. In return have one of favorites.
>>46243743
why did my phone omit the "my" in front of "favorites"?
>>46243667
I'm not a hippie or a follower of any silly kind alternative life-style. I just like the feeling of the ground I'm walking on.
>>46243743
Thanks! Have some Willis
>>46232295
It's really hard to
>>46243661
Man, getting an M1 Carbine would be so cool. My grandpa didn't have a gun when he served - he only ever mentioned having a pistol, and that was for one train ride. All he had to give me was a machinegun shell.
>>46232607
>Living in Detroit
I'm sorry to hear that
>>46243791
Sadly i am on my phone and all the /k/ images are lost in my vast "Emergency use - Stranded from my computer and/or laptop" porn collection. All i have is /k/ making /x/'s wet dreams come true.
>>46243823
My grandpa was part of VMF 214 in WW2. I have the patch around here somewhere. I wish he got to keep a corsair
>>46243863
Do you have that one where some fa/tg/uy recounted seeing a feminine alien/ghost and asked us if he should bang it? We said yes and then never heard from him again.
>>46243863
I think I should really start organizing everything in my 'TG' folder. Half of it is /tg/, half of it is /v/, and then there's the /k/ and /b/ and everything else scattered about.
>>46243916
If i did its on the computer, sadly.
>>46232786
Mostly anything with feet moving through a field of caltrops needs to go slowly and carefully or get stabbed. They stop things from going fast, whether man or horse (although more effective on horse).
>>46243916
Mine was some sort of engineer in Korea - he never actually gave an official name on what he did, but he had a truck and worked on repairing radios and such. He gave me some of his old tools, but I have no idea what they even are, and I don't have a picture to share. Ended up Sergeant First Class.
>>46243916
I think I have that. Gimme a minute ...
Here you go
>>46244247
Yep, that's the one. I remember there's also an extended version which has some sort of "Meanwhile, in alternate /tg/" part. Anyway in thanks, here's one of my favorite greentexts.
>>46244372
part 2
>>46244164
>>46244247
>>46244393
Stories about basic always get me. Some hilarious shit happens there. Also some bad shit. Were times I literally contemplating snapping my ankle to get out of a run.
>>46242946
>water is the same as electricity
>>46243552
Is... that a guy?
Wait, what am I saying? It's 4chan, of course it's a guy.
>>46244829
Well yeah. Why do you think its called hydroelectric power? They both flow too, and as far as i'm concerned i need both on a daily basis to live. you ever see rain steaming a bit off big power lines, you ever wonder how your water heater works? Why do you think water pipes and eletric wiring are all copper in your home? Why do you think you aren't supposed to take a shower and unplug your shit during a storm? You know how you need to make a circuit between 2 wires to kill yourself? That circuit between a toaster and the bathwater is the exact same thing and thats why it kills you.
>>46244861
Well yeah its a guy. If you haven't figured it out yet /k/ has some of the best asses and one of their more famous traps goes to the meetups and occasionally brings his girlfriend along. Here have some Ian.
>>46244925
this is some quality shitposting
>>46240813
Get on with the times, literally everyone in the real world uses 230/240 V these days.
>>46244977
Please don't sexualize the Ian.
>>46245272
No one sexualizes him.
Only his cute, sexy butt.
>>46244977
Are there pictures of said trap? I need them ... for .. eh . . . research purposes. Yeah. heh.
>>46245528
Theres plenty but again they are on the comp and laptop not my phone. theres plenty of them in the archived meetup and followup threads. he's like half indian half asian or something you'll know him when you see him.
>>46243916
here's the rifle edition
>>46246576
Is there a bladed weapon version?
>>46246576
Why is there no Dragunov?
>>46246789
doesn't seem to be so, not that i've looked extensively hard, just found a shitty, zelda which guy are you chart
>>46246845
if there was a dragunov, pslfags wouldn't need to drink so much, but you can assume it's glorious slavshit anyway
