Excuse me, Warmaster, but if you've led thirteen Black Crusades and all of them met with failure, and didn't even capture Cadia, which is right next door to us, why are you still in command of the entirety of Chaos?
>>46226417
Did you say "Execute me, Warmaster"? Because I think I heard you say "Execute me, Warmaster".
I think he said "Execute me Warmaster"
Sounded like "Execute me, Warmaster." to me.
>>46226417
Because GW is a game about selling miniatures and this keeps the same basic model selling.
>>46226449
I actually heard him say "Please execute me Warmaster, resurrect me, kill me again, then resurrect me again, torture the shit out of me with unholy magics, then send my soul screaming to the warp to be assfucked by the chaos gods for all eternity".
>>46226449
>>46226496
>>46226521
>>46226557
Warmaster here. He did, in fact say all of those things.
>>46226417
>led thirteen Black Crusades and all of them met with failure
I hate this meme.
>>46226557
Awwww shiet, did someone say ass fucking?! Now we're talking! Lets get this party started!!!
>>46226603
No puny minion, no assfucking for you, this particular ass is reserved for the chaos gods, if you want your own ass go and find one of your "battle" brothers.
...and this is how Chaos gerarchies work.
>>46226595
>every black crusade was leading up to the 13th one
>13th crusade fails
memes always have a bit of truth in them
Excuse me, Warmaster, but I think there's something behind your ear. Might want to check on it.
>>46226647
In this one? There isn't a shred of truth in it.
>>46226670
How did this super heavy tank even fit behind my ea-CREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD
>>46226640
Come on Abby, don't be such a stiff! When the gods are done with him there'll be more than enough room for all our dicks! Can I at least just make my own hole to fuck?
>>46226417
Because I'm the Warmaster, not the Victorymaster. The point isn't to win, it's to have wars. If we win then we can't have wars anymore. I'm just doing my job, man.
>>46226687
>>46226694
....Good lord, with all due respect brother your deviancies make me question why I ever turned to chaos in the first place. If I didn't need someone to do the "rape" part of rape and pillage, then you guys wouldn't be here on this crusade.
>>46226647
The Imperium lost Cadia.Sure, they got rocked by the Navy in space, but that at least checks the box.
[angry Khorne noises]
>>46226756
but his goal was the gate, not just the planetand even with months of blackstone death-rape and chaos occupation, there's still boots on the ground contesting cadia
>>46226756
According to latest fluff, Cadia's surface belongs to Abaddon and his crusade.
Abaddon's fleet has smashed its way from the Cadian Gate and have assaulted nearby sectors.
There won't be an Imperial navy to save anyone this time. These are the End Times.
>>46226595
Blame GW for making FailAbadoon a saturday cartoon character. Even his incompetence was made canon during the 12 one Before the following retcons attempting to fix him that's it.
>>46226832
>but his goal was the gate, not just the planet
Old fluff.
His goal is the planet. It's the thing that maintains the gate via the Necron Pylon network. If he destroys the Pylons, then the Eye will grow foward until it reaches Terra, and eventually it will cover the whole galaxy.
>>46226859
No, he shouldn't.
You anon haven't read fluff. You want proof that? You keep claiming there was a retcon when there wasn't at all. You keep claiming that the crusades were about either taking Cadia or the entire Imperium.
So how is it GW's fault for you guys acting like complete retards?
>>46226841
everything that "happened" after the 4th edition is bullshit
gtfo mate
>>46226841
>After 10 000 years Chaos manages to take a single planet
>Claims it a victory
Pathetic
>>46226719
Well if you're going to be like that....Whos with me! Free Cocaine for everyone!!!!!
>>46226841
>mom said I get to try again
real successful and competent character you got there, chaos boys
>>46226946
To be fair, its a pretty important planet.
>>46226841
As we speak, Cadia burns.
Creed has failed. Eldrad will fail next.
There is no heroes left to stand before the coming darkness.
>>46226944
I love your salt.
>>46226946
They weren't trying to claim for 10K years, though. The first Abaddon truly went after it, he took the planet and reduced the surface to ash and dust.
>>46226961
Try again? Lorewise? Abaddon tried once to get Cadia. He succeeded.
By try again you mean the Eot campaign? Then blame GW.
>>46227025
>Then blame GW.
You can blame GW for all the 'armless memes too, then. Because unlike Laurie Goulding and yourself, the fanbase picks and chooses the fluff they like best.
>>46227064
>ou can blame GW for all the 'armless memes too
No, you can't because see (>>46226924). You can't blame GW for you acting retarded.
Also editor > you. You don't to get to decide how the story progresses. Despite what you invent in your headcanon corner, nobody will care.
>"You are a threat to the Singer"
>"The fate you seek to engineer cannot be allowed to come to pass"
>"These instruments of destruction? The damnation of Mankind?"
>"Your are the death of empires"
>You will be the end of the Imperium. Is this what you wanted for yourselves when you first looked up to the night sky as children on your home worlds?"
-The Solar Priest aka Avatar of the Golden Throne on Abaddon and Co
According to the dude, the Astro-choir scream in terror at images of what's to come. Of what Abaddon and his friends will unleash. The end of the Imperium is real. The Emperor will fall and his weak Imperium with him.
And from the ashes, the Dark Imperium will rise! Finally Abaddon will take his place as the Dark Emperor of Mankind.
>>46227122
>published material is headcanon
>>46226417
Oh god, the faggot is back.
>>46227213
>>46227239
If outdated material is used for fanfiction? Yep.
Get it through your skull. You are free to do what you wish but you don't get to dictate where the doom train is taking us. stop being entitled. Sheesh.
>>46227213
Continuing for a bit.
Of you think about it. It's justice.
>‘Because I have nothing else. I was born to fight, and forged in the fires of war. I am Astartes. I fight because it is right that we fight. The Emperor abandoned the Great Crusade, and demanded humanity pave the way for His ascension to godhood. I don’t expect to topple Him from the Golden Throne, but such hubris, such evil, must always be opposed.’
-Talon on the Emperor
The Emperor was and is an utter bastard who deserves to die a thousand deaths for what he did and what he still does. Humanity will be better off without him, under the rule of Abaddon.
I've always been confused by this.
Why keep on spamming these repeated threads until you start getting banned, and then going into hibernation, only to repeat the cycle?
If it's just to try and force your meme, than please say so, so you can get banned already. If not, there's really no reason to spam these pointless threads when you can just post these questions in the 40k general. The general is specifically made for repeated questions like this.
>>46227213
>>46227371
You chaos fags always make me laugh. GW throws you a bone and you latch onto it so hard like pitiful little shitters you are. When'll you learn that Chaos is for edgy little teenage babies?
>>46227406
This is 40k general spillover. It's the worst people from the general.
>>46227412
Fluffwise.
Chaos has been overfedding us for a while now. It will only get worse for you.
Prepare for ceaseless gloating.
>>46227597
It'll make for amusing shitposting at least. I'm a fan of Emprah's greenest myself.
>>46227641
Reminds me I have a half-finished army around here somewhere of orks in greatcoats. I was playing a shooty ork force under warboss Waaghdolf 'Itla.
Abaddon is weak.
Everyone is aware that Cadia isn't totally under Chaos control right? The Cadians reinforced the far end of the planet and held out there. It would be pretty dire if the Chaos fleet didn't get skullfucked by the Imperial Navy leaving the Chaos forces on the planet without any logistical support. It's like the fucking Ost Front and Chaosfags are too stupid to realize it.
>>46227412
>Chaos tomfoolery is not for the likes of a sophisticated gentlemen such as myself!
>>46228450
Wot's dat? Supeztukat? Dat's proppa platter, dat is!
>>46228450
>a wickedly intelligent and nihilistic gentleman like myself surely would want everything to burn down to ash and let the universe sort it out.
>>46228257
Eot fluff was retconned.
Get over it.
Abaddon doesn't need the planet. He just wants to destroy the Pylons.
>>46227025
>The first Abaddon truly went after it, he took the planet and reduced the surface to ash and dust.
Cadia is step one out of the Eye of Terror.
If he hadn't tried to take it before then he's an idiot.
How's that better than being a failure, exactly?
GW has made Abaddon a joke.
>>46228705
ITS ALRIGHT
THEY RETCONNED THE JOKE
HE IS NOW A SRS THREAT
FUCKING IMPERIUM NORMIES
LEAVE ABADDON ALONE
REEEEEEE
>he hasn't failed to take Cadia a dozen times, he was never even trying!
>making everyone think he's a failure is all part of his MASTER PLAN
can't GW retcon better than this
>>46227503
Suddenly, it all makes sense.
>>46228885
apparently his masterplan is failing.
>>46226417
>>46228705
>Cadia is step one out of the Eye of Terror.
Except Cadia is the second most fortified and defended point in the entire Imperium. Second only to Terra. He cannot take with a handful of CSM.
You not knowing that loops to (>>46226924).
>>46228885
Post proof of a retcon. Point where it states that the previous Black Crusade were meant to take Cadia.
![500px-BCMap[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ke9Y4Yk.jpg "500px-BCMap[1].jpg")
>proof the Failbaddon meme needs to die
![800px-BCMap[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/twa4Uh3.jpg "800px-BCMap[1].jpg")
better image
>>46230388
>>46230429
>>46226859
I'd sooner blame shitty /tg/ memes and people who don't read all the other shit in the codexes that isn't poorly-balanced rules.
>>46226417
You dolt of a Word Bearer!
We actually established a beachhead on Cadia and slowly conquering it.
TO THE BASILICA OF TORMENTS WITH YOU!
>>46229141
>Post proofs!
