What is this thing /tg/? Only one way to find out!
Come on! Lets make a thing?
Give it a big ol' dick.
>>46221117
I have an idea what you're doing with this thread but I'm not certain, you might revise the format and try again next week for better results.
that's a person that should be wearing boots
>>46221329
I should have figured... what size are we talking about there? Something ridiculous or something manageable?
>>46221334
What kind of boots?
>>46221346
Like an above average black guy dong.
>>46221346
green, made of dependable leather with good, tight laces.
>>46221346
Ridiculous. It should hide him completely. There should be nothing visible but dick.
>>46221370
That stereotype is retarded you know that right?
>>46221392
The only thing more ridiculous than that is you sir! Denied
I'll just give it a nice 6-8 incher.
>>46221371
Oh and I meant type, not color. this is all black n white n grey.
>>46221448
oh, combat boots
>>46221370
>White national dick size~5.6
>Black national dick size~5.7
>DA BIG BLUCK DICKZ
You should be smarter than that.
Also have our thing have a tiny gun on each finger... and hands I guess
>>46221490
Like how? Like strapped to its fingers or as its fingers?
>>46221562
Give it some nice big breasts
>>46221632
How big?
And no dick nipples. Fuck you for even thinking that whoever though of it.
>>46221668
D Cup?
>>46221684
works, but I have nothing to mount them on yet.
>>46221715
Give it a fit female body?
>>46221727
you're the same person right? I'm not sure I should give you multiple parts just yet.
>>46221757
Yeah, I mean a female torso.
>>46221781
seconded
>>46221684
>>46221781
>>46221791
>>46221490
>>46221562
Still need a confirmation on this man, otherwise someone else can suggest something else.
>>46221906
Oh god give her arms (FOUR arms though)
>>46221924
>First thing it ever had was a dick
>Then it grew breasts
>her
wew lad, I haven't seen denial like this since I went snorkelling in Egypt
>>46221949
Man its not perfect but what's the alternative.You want me to start breaking out the non-gendered pronouns???
Give 'Zer' Four arms?
WE DON'T HAVE TO GO DOWN THIS ROAD
>>46222009
>what's the alternative
It has a penis. He.
>>46221924
neat!
>>46222009
Just call it, "it" like I have... Also it doesn't have balls yet so for all we know that dick could just be an ovipositor. N
>>46221906
Just have it strapped on.
>>46222055
Make the dick detachable and make to of the arms vinelike plant tendrils.
>>46222133
*two of the arms
>>46222133
No detachable limbs, that's dumb... but ok on the tentacle arms, lower or upper?
>>46222104
Will do... but what kind of arms mate?
>>46222177
The limbs and heads are detachable
>>46222177
>Dick
>detachable limbs
>limb
kek
>>46222200
I meant detachable genitals, limbs are alright.
I'm not detaching the head though, that kills the thing.
Still, what kind of arms/ tentacles are we talking? Organic or mechanical?
>>46222257
>implying her head and body cant survive without each other for periods of time
>>46222292
It's just personal preference, also you're calling it a her which makes you a faggot. Its a thing until further notice.
>>46222341
i too want detachable head
>>46222177
Just the upper two
>>46222415
Fine... what kind of interface are we looking at here? Organic or machine I can't really get further into this without a little more input.
Someone answer my damn questio-
>>46222446
Thank you!... NOW WHAT KIND!!!?
>>46222055
Make the head a brain in a jar
>>46222463
Vines man.
>>46222463
We're humanfor nowwith detachable bodyparts like Miss Fortune.
>>46222055
Make it pee liquid nitrogen.
>>46222055
Give her a scorpion tail.
>>46222502
Alright
>>46222496
Alright
>>46222499
Specify what you're talking bout
>>46222502
It's stupid and not practical for drawing, but its a neat random facts.
>>46222506
Alright
>>46222055
Thick hips, and a dagger hanging off its back.
Then another dagger hanging from its front that's just a bit too short to hide the dick
>>46222565
Like Miss Fortune from Skullgirls in terms of detachable limbs.
>>46222566
Pick a dagger, you're only getting the hips one one dagger.
>>46222581
Call her Nadia you shit, Miss Fortune can be anyone from fallout NV to fucking league.
>>46222604
Dick dagger
>>46222506
>>46222565
Oh, and give her a separate set of arms with scorpion claws.
>>46222634
Alright, once someone actually decided to give her pants or a belt you got it.
>>46222663
Hey, you gave her a tail, there is a limit to what you can get at one time buddy.
>>46222688
Give it well formed thick thighs and legs
>>46222688
Let's have her carrying a detachable regular female head.
>>46222706
Alright, human legs I take it.
>>46222710
Why? It's brain is in a fucking jar having another head without its brain in it is retarded.
>>46222737
The detachable head has a brain in it.
>>46222769
This thing is not sharing its body with another, nice try though.
>>46222688
The brain tank has a smiley face crudely drawn on it to make it appear friendlier.
>>46222790
The brain tank has made a silicon false female head to attach on the jar.
>>46222688
Switch the vines go the lower arm position.
>>46222795
ha ha, ha ha no.
>>46222813
done
>>46222813
... That's even stupider! What, do you want to have it sitting on top of the jar all googly eyed!? Drop it mate.
>>46222858
No re-do's buddy.
Op's a faggot desu
perhaps some power-armored thugs in the shadows behind her?
>>46222884
I am receiving mixed messages from this post.
>>46222884
>>>46222813
>... That's even stupider! What, do you want to have it sitting on top of the jar all googly eyed!? Drop it mate.
Whoops, I meant for that to go to you>>46222832
>>46222912
It attaches via futuristic mechanical science, and makes it look exactly like a regular human head.
>>46222941
I bet you posted that thing about pissing liquid nitrogen too. Let me spell it out for you since clearly you're not getting the message.
N
O
NO.
>>46222909
Maybe, but later.
>>46222968
perhaps a pair of clearly cybernetic humanoid legs then?
>>46222884
It thinks it is the brain of Francisco de Coronado, trapped in an unholy abomination.
>>46222992
seven seconds to late, but I can make them look roboty really easily.
>>46222968
>>46223041
Well then you're off the hook... maybe.
>>46222907
I agree.
>>46223107
Well I hate everyone of you asshat, but do you see me complaining about you? Yes, right fucking now. Fuck you. Any thing else to add? Huh?
>>46222994
A small hat is placed at a jaunty angle on top of the brain tank for comic effect.
>>46223165
Alright.
>>46223179
It's got normal arms in the bottom
>>46221949
Story time?
>>46221117
for the face, a pig orc snout.
>>46223765
It's a pun on the river
Are we done?
Give it something like those Rubber horse masks put over one edge of the brain container. But not with a horse head ... let's make it a gryphon.
So, a rubber gryphon mask that is halfassedly put onto the brain container and doesn't cover really much
Make it wear pants as a shirt and a shirt as pants