roll 1d100 for sanity check
>>46215378
FUCK YOU
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>46215378
Absolutely Disgusting.
Rolled 39 (1d100)
I know we like to joke around here, but this is fucking disgusting.
>>46215465
you kill yourself after clawing your eyes out after hearing all chapters are ultramarine successor chapters for the new edition.
>>46215486
you just bash yourself with a bat three times
Rolled 67 (1d100)
Rolled 81 (1d100)
I have less of an issue with Ward than I have with Cruddance.
He ruined my Hive Fleet.
>>46215528
after you finish trying to wake up from this nightmare you decide to kill matt ward
roll 1d100 for actually finding the bastard
>>46215378
Rolling
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>46215600
Why not?
Fornicate thou?
>>46215626
you disappointingly can no-YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THROUGE SHEER FORCE OF RAGE YOU FAIND MATT FUCKING WARDS HOUSE now what do you do? he's not home
roll 1d100 for whatever your gonna do
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>46215692
WAIT IN HIS BATHROOM SHOWER AND AMBUSH THE LITTLE BITCH WHEN HE TAKES A DUMP
Rolled 11 (1d100)
Continue op i am interested.
Rolled 44 (1d100)
Critfail here I come
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>46215378
>>46215825
YOU (loudly with several people seeing) TEAR APART WARDS FUCKING DOOR OF YOU FELL LIKE A ANGRY MARINE FUCK EVRYONE but now you have to be stealt-MATT WARDS HOME roll 1d100 for not being seen
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>46215378
rollin
>>46215378
Is his body as pear shaped as his face?
>>46215911
>roll a 2
>get dubs
this is a sign
>>46215937
YOU KILL MATT WARD WITH A CHAIR "not power chair" THEN (somehow) USE HIS SKULL AS A HAT AT LAST WARD WILL NO LO-OH SHIT COPS they must of herd you bashing the door down roll 1d100 for dodging the bullets
>>46216024
do me.>>46215911
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>46216024
>>46215948
it turns out s/he was a tra-HOW DOES THAT FUCKING WORK OP YOU FAGGOT-ok ok he was pear shaped as his face
>>46216041
shit
>>46216024
I roll to kill OP for ignoring me
>>46216068
ah shit forgot to actually roll
>>46216088
what the fuck, it won't roll.
>>46216041
you dodge the bullets(somehow) and the cops run out of ammunition what do you do now?
roll 1d100 for what you do next
>>46216062
lower is better the only reason you got cops on you is because you failed >>46215825
this roll
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>46216152
run away as fast as I can
>>46216188
you run as fast as a white scar bikes THROUGH the wall the cops are to confused to do anything you stop at your house were you find out (through /tg/) that GW has put a $1000000 bounty on your head what do you do
roll 1d100 for whatever you do
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>46216112
>>46216302
>were you find out (through /tg/) that GW has put a $1000000 bounty on your head
GW spending money on anything, oh I am laffing
>>46216396
what do you do? seriously you didn't even answer
>>46216479
oh uh, I try to use my hacking skills to find where OP lives and find his ass.
>>46216529
you fail miserably at finding the bird abhuman from a desert world with storms of living glass and giant exploding toads roll
1d100 for doing something.
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>46216612
I summon Exodia, the Forbidden One.
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>46216612
I hold a blood ritual to summon a demon to tell me the location of this OP.
>>46216752
>>46216746
gonna combine these to.
you hold a blood ritual using your wardhat to summon a demon. suddenly it starts t work and it summons.......... a dude without a face. he tells you he's at GWs headquarters then disappears what do you do?
roll 1d100 for what ever you do
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>46216805
Screw it, let's bring the fight to them.
Round up the baddest dudes we can muster and face down with GW.
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>46216805
Summon neckbeards to aid me in my cause
>>46216838
Maybe I should just let you roll from now on.
Rolled 68 (1d100)
Rollan
>>46216830
you round up the one person you know you and you then start heading for GWs headquarters roll 1d100 for getting there
Rolled 20 (1d100)
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>46215378
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>46216870
Public transport, of course.I don't own a car, sadly.
>>46216873
you get there without a scratch as you arrive at the headquarters you hear a daemonic scream as a huge bird thing lands in front of you "aha it is I tzeentch! or maybe not? now, I will kill you! of maybe not? then I will kill the anathema before he becomes a problem! maybe? no? then I will win! wait! if I win don't I lose sense i'm the god of change and my victory is inevitable? but if I lose wont I win but then I lose but then I win but then- seems like he has confused himself the door to GW is right there to tzeentchs right what do you do
roll 1d100 for what you do
>>46215378
I take 20.
>>46217943
no that's not how you do it and the threads dead anyway
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>46216978
I try to capture the bird, roast it, then eat it.
>>46218762
he's not here anymore anon
