![stonewingantagonizer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8z4I0gA.jpg "stonewingantagonizer[1].jpg")
WE EVANGELION NOW
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And this one is fucking great, relatively easy wincon?
![invocationofsainttraft[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oC5o0q8.jpg "invocationofsainttraft[1].jpg")
Now poorfags can play Geist too.
>>46174942
What's up with the loses/gains 1 life thing?
>>46174942
I need this card.
>>46175045
Brings other players closer to 13, or yourself into safer areas, made for multiplayer games.
>>46174942
How do be break this /tg/?
>>46174930
Post the flip side. 1 drop 2/2 defender that transforms for 6 mana
Damn solid limited card
>>46175065
Play it with Hidegetsu's Second Rite and lots of gain 1 or lose 1 effects for players.
Or some dumb shit with Sorin Markov / Magister Sphinx, plus gain 3 effects and Hidegetsu's.
>>46175065
A bunch of cards "your opponent lose/you gain 1 life" with easy triggers
>>46175065
Bronze Bombshell/Cosmic Horror+donate
>>46174942
This with flash would be the ultimate trolling card
>>46174989
Or just slap it onto zur or geist edh
>>46174989
poorfags can play geist anyway, he was int he duel deck
Why is she so angry?
>>46174930
Thanks for not posting both sides.
>>46175166
Sorin made Zendikar a kill.
>>46175166
Well first off? Sorin's kinda a douche
Second? Last time she woke up there were vampires on zendikar trying to release the eldrazi, when there hadn't been vampires there before. Since she has literally NO way of knowing vampires are weird eldrazi spawn, she probably thinks that the vampires, and by extension the eldrazi almost getting out that one time, is sorin's fault
>>46175186
wow its literally shit
>>46174989
power creep needs to stop
>>46175186
>>46175045
It allows it you to wincon without technically needing any other cards, and makes it slightly risky if your opponent can do juuuuust enough damage to bring you to 13. Because the life gain or loss effect is applied after the game loss trigger, your opponent losses this turn with 13 life, and they lose next turn with 12 or 14, but you can also kill yourself with it if you don't have other ways to hurt or heal yourself at instant speed.
>>46175224
>this is power creep
Fuck off, jesus, this card is awful.
>>46175237
>>46175237
This is the most retarded card ever printed.
>>46175234
Whoops, only meant to quote the one guy.
>>46175244
Alright buddy, with the ridiculous density of bad players on this board, it's pretty hard to differentiate when someone makes a joke and they're being serious, especially with no tone.
>>46174942
I'll takethirteen.
>>46174989
I kinda want to slap that on an Invisible Stalker. Seems like it'd befun
>>46175265
>there isn't a card with: a deck can have any number of that cards and if you have thirteen of this card in play you win the game
>>46174942
I'll just go ahead and point out that the art on this is fantastic.
>Thirteen blood drips
>Thirteen utensils hanging on the wall
>Thirteen rivets visible on the barrel
>Thirteen pieces of the shattered plate
>Thirteen logs in the fireplace
>>46175224
You don't understand how magic works do you?
>>46175265
>>46175280
That's because Thrumming Stone exists.
>>46175237
It can be applied to not shit creatures, so it's strictly better than Geist
>>46175328
Eyy, nice try buddy, I don't bite THAT easily.
>>46175331
Enjoy losing to Azorious Unblockable Control then.
>>46175186
>6 mana to transform
what a joke. unplayable.
>>46175331
It's a 4/4 Flying for 3; there are five other cards like that.
>>46175364
It could be a fun finisher in control
>>46175166
Sorin didn't pay the tab.
>>46175282
Fuckfuckfuck why didnt I see this
>>46175362
>>46175371
I know one of you are fucking with me, but I think you convinced some other idiot to reply too, so you got me.
It's bad because not only does it need you to have another creature to be even played, it doesn't give the creature protection, so you can just easily get 2-for-1'd.
Geist was good because it was a 3-mana self contained threat, this is a shitty supplement for one of your other creatures that doesn't protect it and lets it die just as easily as it would otherwise. I mean, best case this is 'whenever this creature attack deal 4 to defending player' which is just bad.
Ya got me, but hopefully someone who DOES think it's good will read this before posting.
>>46175282
Each option has 13 words, not including numbers
>>46175280
biovisionary was kind of like that, and he was in the colours with access to cloning effects.
>>46175487
Was there a standard combo deck with it or something? It doesn't seem hard at all to win with tokens and clones
>>46174942
COMBO
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>>46175517
It was possible, but it was the time when thragtusk reigned supreme
>>46175364
>what is limited
>>46175364
Thought thats overcosted its still 1 mana for a 2/2 defender, with the possibility of being offensive later. Decent in limited
>>46175665
The best trait about the card is that is colorless though, therefore it can be used in any draft deck.
>>46175428
Well I do actually think its good and as such I'll adress you properly.
Its true that you could get 2 for 1'd with this card, but there are ways to circunvent that.
Say I have Insidious Tormentor and Neglected Heirloom on the field, I equip it, transform and cast Invocation of Saint Traft. Now I have a Hexproof, Indestructible, First Strike 3/4 with a 4/4 flying token generated by an enchantment that can't be removed easily. Plus, its in just the right colors to be played with new Odric.
A less janky, perhaps even Modern playable thing would be to cast this on True Name Nemesis.
The thing is, this card gives UW great offensive potential whereas it had always been relegated to control, and its biggest advabtage over Traft himself is the fact its not Legendary. Sure, Traft is a great threat by himself, but not being able to actually have several on the board is very detrimental, as you can't flood the board with Tokens. Now you can on top of casting the enchantment on something that won't get killed the moment you attack.
>>46175882
I'd LOVE to see Modern UW Control again, but True Name Nemesis is only in Legacy not Modern.
>>46175882
And how much mana did you just spend?
>>46175882
More like:
>t2 invisible stalker
>t3 invocation of st traft, attack
now this would be fucking scary to have on the field, let's do it
>>46175882
Even if true name was modern legal why would I play that when I can just equip a sword into him?
>>46175921
>build-a-traft workshop
Thinking of a R/W Human Equip list
4x Dragon Hunter
4x Expedition Envoy
2x Kytheon, Hero of Akros
4x Thalia's Lieutenant
4x Bone Saw
4x Stoneforged Masterwork
3x Relic Seeker
4x Weapons Trainer
>>46175901
Is it?, Well, shitte. Still, Legacy is a slower format than Modern, which in turn means that combos like that that put the opponent on a fast, three turn clock are even better.
>>46175902
Equipping Neglected Heirloom is 1, transforming Insidious Tormentor is 2 I think, then casting Invocation is 3, for a total of 6. Considering that Insidious Tormentor is 4 mana its easy to see such a play following casting Tormentor in turn 4. If you can't pay 6 you can simply leave it untransformed until next turn. Sure, its vulnerable during that turn, but its a risk that can be taken.
As I said, its janky. Sometimes it'll work, sometimes it won't. There are much more proper combos.
>>46175921
Ye that'd do it.
>>46175939
What sword can you play T2-T4 and equip immediately that'll give you 4 extra damage?
>>46175921
Makes me wonder if an equipment deck with swords and that enchantment and stalker would be as strong as bogle
>>46175982
I prefer Allies for equip list because Captain's Claws exist. Plus, seeing how a fair share of allies are human you could build a double tribal Human/Allies with double the tribal support.
>>46175984
It's a synergy not a combo, but that's just muh 'tism flaring. It's also weak to instant speed removal as Transformation isn't a special action like Morph iirc.
>>46175984
Sword of fire and ice and maybe sword of war and peace depending on hand size.
If they find a way to deal with the creature you lose everything while you would keep the sword.
An aura based deck already exists and that card would be shit in it compared to the deck`s other options.
is there a high quality artwork for 13aphobia?
>>46174942
By god. Is that FUN and HUMOR in a non-unglued set?
I thought there was a strict "No-Funny" in normal sets.
>>46176084
Sword of Fire and Ice deals only 2 extra damage. It'd be worth running for the card draw and creature removal it offers though.
Sword of War and Peace is 3 mana, which means it must be played T4 and can't be equipped until T5. I'd run it too but not without Invocation because I'd be loosing tempo.
>>46176084
>>46176173
P.S. – there may be an Aura deck, but there's no law that forbids there being two aura decks.
>>46175901
That'd be Modern UW aggro tho.
>>46175882
>>46175428
I can't wait to slap in on a 1/1 flyer in limited
>>46176219
>>46175282
Thirteen stones on the front of the fireplace, and another thirteen making up the arch.
As a casual who loves playing Spiteful Visions, this is a very exciting card. Drawing at EoT is way better and it even costs 1 less!
>>46174942
I love the name, the flavor, and the ability. 13/10, well done Wizards.
>>46176193
If you spend 3 mana on a single aura in boggles, you might as well go for Arcanum Wings shenanigans.
>>46176188
10/10. Would be 11 but you didn't use the Clue cover art.
>>46176219
>>46176230
Nice bear. I'm getting a playset.
>>46176173
The sword gives +2/+2 along with the 2 damage effect,
>>46176230
>your end step
Now I'm loving this card! it's also a human
>>46176239
Also 13 planks make the ceiling, holy fuck
>>46176326
also im not 100% sure because shitty quality art but i think 13 chain links
>>46176306
But again, it costs 3, which means equipping it is a T5 play, which means tempo loss.
>>46176219
>>46176230
This + Captain's Claws + Veteran Warleader + Neglected Heirloom + Stoneforge Masterwork = Playable in Modern
... Maybe?
>>46176219
And another one to my list >>46175982
>>46176402
>5-card combo that doesn't even win the game
>Playable in Modern
sasuga /tg/
>>46176360
That's assuming we play true name which we won't as it is not modern legal.
We also won't be playing the new aura because it sucks.
>>46176416
>combo
>synergy
Pick one.
>>46176219
>>46176230
Man, is there any white this set that isn't a crazy cultist or mad angel?
>>46176416
Its not supposed to be a combo, just in-deck synergy. All cards in a deck should have a strong synergy with eachother.
Talking about that, >>46176219 >>46176230 will work great with that transforming land, Ormedahl or whatever it was. Specially if in conjunction with Captain's Claws.
>>46176438
>We also won't be playing the new aura because it sucks.
Neat argument.
>>46176460
Green is the color of clinging to tradition and trying to keep the world the way it is meant to be.
In this set, green is the 'good' color.
>>46176475
You are playing a bunch of shit cards to Make some tokens when lingering souls exists among other better options.
>>46176494
Will there ever be a set where all the colors are bad?
>>46176494
Well, green is also the 'Horrifying werewolf' colour this set.
>>46176512
New Phyrexia.
>>46176512
New Phyrexia.
>>46176518
Nah, werewolves fall beneath Arlinn's domain. For the most part, they're noble savage furries now.
>>46176485
Why play the aura and risk getting 2 for 1'ed if you can just play geist for the same price and get a hexproof bear "for free"
>>46176527
Red Phyrexia was actually the good guy of the set.
>didn't exterminate all Mirrans, just ignored them
>allowed freedom of expression
>>46176531
Ehhh.. Not yet. They're still mostly savage beasts. I think the wolfir were supposed the be that, but apparently they scrapped that idea and during this and the next set Arlinn will maybe become their leader and somehow help other werewolves to control themselves?
>>46176527
>>46176531
Okay. What about a set where a new color appears to save the world from the other five colors?
>>46176242
My U/R mill is going to love this card, because more Sphinxs' Tutelage Triggers are great
We'll get a Horror Control deck this stanard, right guys? Right?
>>46176570
Battle for Zendikar:^)
>>46176485
Geist is a better card and sees almost no play.
>put it on a hexproof creature
Why spend 3 mana when there are better 1 and 2 mana auras like rancor, daybreak coronet, hyena umbra, ethereal armor, and spirit mantle
If you want spend 3 mana unflinching courage exists.
The card is bad.
>>46175186
This card is gonna be ace in limited, I kid you not, it is a 2/2 blocker for 1, that can do something lategame.
>>46176506
Its not about playing the very best cards, its about playing the cards that work best with your deck's core.
Plus, there's nothing shitty about cards that do not or haven't seen constructed play. The game is full of great cards that for one reason or another never found a home and were forgotten.
But yeah, I definitely would run Lingering Souls with that in a B/W tokens shell. I'd also run Neglected Heirloom and Captain's Claws too. Veteran Warleader is another subject seeing how you'd need to splash green for that.
I'm just trying to see if there's any playable archetypes we've seen so far other than vampire aggro.It gets hosed like fucked by Virulent Plague, I know.
>>46174989
Who is the woman?
Geist knows a cute when he see them.
>>46176624
Thraben Valiant, maybe? Only red-head I can think of from original.
Is Thraben where Geist's chapel was?
>>46176621
Bx Zombie ?
>>46174942
Oh my god, I want to lose to that.
>>46176618
It's fine that you want to play those cards but thinking it could be modern playable is just silly
>>46176650
Diregraf Colossus is a shit but Relentless Dead provides potential. Play with Nantuko Husks and Fleshbag Marauders and you've got a shell of a deck but so far, we've seen no other good zombies.
>>46176242
dank
>>46174942
Man, sometimes mtg does not disappoint for once. I´m going to get a playset just for the flavor alone. Question is, what are the other 56 cards of the deck?
>>46176257
Here you go.
>>46175166
Couldn't make her cum.
>>46176720
burn spells and cards to increase the opponent's life life, like grove of the burnwillows. Maybe throw in a few copies of Hidetsugu's second rite to catch them out
>>46176720
Dunno, bunch a Kalestria Healers and Zulaports for incremental life loss/gain where you just whittle them down accurately enough to hit the 13?
>>46176537
Because >>46175882, specially because its not a legendary and because Geist is dead meat the moment it attacks.
>>46176601
Those things don't exist in Standard. Anyways, I don't know what those do, so I wouldn't know which card is the best play.
>>46176750
Sounds good. Gonna start brewing.
>>46175166
Eldrazi messed up her plane, people started worshipping them as gods, and vampires turned up which they didn't used to be, and she thinks Sorin is to blame for them.
>>46176679
You'd do well to remember that people used to say those same things about Eldrazi.
>>46176804
Or it's just that time of the month, that would explain why she's part red now.
>>46176835
>>46176743
>le funnay casual misogyny
Fuck off shitlords
>>46176475
>Westvale Cult Leader will work well with Westvale Abbey
>>46176621
Don't forget of actually good human cards from the previous sets.
>>46176926
Apparently not just for Nahiri
>>46176768
There also isn't any good hexproof creatures in standard. Most cost 4 mana or more.
Also the discussion started when someone talked about playing it on true name nemesis which is not modern legal.
>>46176807
The first eldrazi brews were actually fairly playable. Going turn 4 oblivion sower into potential turn 5 ulamag was good. It took the first few turns to set up but if it got going it just won games. It was also easier to play against. Ogw just had a bunch of cheap eldrazi the could be abused with broken fast mana.
>>46175166
That's a nice armpit.
>>46176835
Oh wowie, a period joke about Nahiri being Red, I hadn't thought or heard anything similar before.
>>46174989
This is SoI's Armadillo Cloak.
>>46176926
>referring to sex or acknowledging gender in anyway is sexist
You're the reason we don't have equal representation between gender, since you idiots apply special fucking rules to female characters.
>>46177043
But they have to, since God nerfed Woman v.0.9
>>46175166
anyone else wanting her to win?
>>46176230
If only those lamps had purple light, we would have more Bloodborne similarities.
>>46177074
>anyone else wanting her to win?
>Nahiri is wrecking shit on an another plane just because she is mad that a natural disaster destroyed hers
Not me
>>46177074
>not wanting a peaceful resolution
Sorin needs to get ded by Phyrexians so people can realize they're still a fucking threat and should be purged immediately.
>>46177043
Not that anon, but they were being tasteless asshats. The problem is that women always have their gender brought up.
>>46176460
Our old bro Odric.
>>46176188
If you can work in "sudden case of being in the way of 1000 year old vampire", that'll be perfect.
>>46176512
Homelands
>>46177086
It was a bit more than a natural disaster and Sorin didn't help fix it like he said he would
>>46177090
This would be more fun than a peaceful resolution and she had only killed vampires so far.
>>46177095
>The problem is that women always have their gender brought up.
Yes, by you, you fuck.
If someone said a male character was mad because he got his dick caught in his zipper then no one would give a shit, but as soon as a woman is involved suddenly its different.
>>46177126
>Eldrazi
>Not a natural disaster
That's what they basically are
Until someone thought it was a good idea to keep them sealed on a plane
>>46177128
How old are you? Look at this whole sight and just count the Dick zipper jokes to the period jokes and i guarantee you there are more period jokes by at least 60%
>>46176984
My man
>>46177143
Cosmic horror is a bit more than a Tornado.
>>46177193
Eldrazi are a natural disaster in the same way Galactus is.
Forces of nature, presumably part of the natural life cycle of a plane.
>>46177179
Could that be because they get a bigger rise from white knight idiots like you?
Stop segregating issues based on the gender of the people involved, its not a hard thing to do.
>>46177193
It is the same thing as a tornado when looking at the Multiverse scale
>>46177209
Right because pointing out how someone is being disgusting and misogynist is trying to divide people rather than just making fun of someone for being an edge lord.
>>46177228
>Right because pointing out how someone is being disgusting and misogynist is trying to divide people rather than just making fun of someone for being an edge lord.
You are dividing people between People you can joke about and People you can't joke about
>>46177208
>>46177210
I said they were more than natural disaster not that they were artificial in anyway. you guys are right what i was saying is that they are worse than a Tornado
>>46177228
Misogynist is a word with zero meaning anymore, people use it with such regularity and call everyone it, that it is utterly meaningless.
so waste your time on using "un-words", might as well call it "problematic" too.
>>46177228
>misogynist
You miss the part of the thread where people were making fun of Sorin?
You are telling people that women should be given special treatment and then accusing them of being the sexist ones.
Judging someone based on their gender is the fucking definition of sexism and that's what you're doing.
>>46174989
Goes into my bank hexproof deck for shits and giggles.
>>46177244
No what I was saying is that is a shit joke about something not funny made by a 12 year old.
>>46177260
Found you trigger
>>46177267
No Sorin did not get a joke related to his gender but about him not paying a tab or being an edgy fuck of some kind again.
>>46177302
>No Sorin did not get a joke related to his gender but about him not paying a tab or being an edgy fuck of some kind again.
Yes he would, just up above someone accusing him of being bad in bed with Nahiri.
Which is besides the point, periods are real things, real life events are 99% of comedy, you are labeling them as inherently bad for no other reason that they refer to women.
You are being a sexist prick, laying down rules that changes depending on genitalia for no reason I can decipher other than "must protect them weak women".
>>46177352
>stawmen, strawmen everywhere.jpg
being bad in bed is not related to his gender the way periods are. All women go through periods, not all men go through impotence and it is not tied to men.
>>46176743
>>46176926
>she's pissed at her "daddy"
>>46177386
actually it really, really is.
being bad in bed is seen as a very, very bad thing for me.
>>46177386
Jesus, fuck do you have selective eyesight?
Periods are only "sexist" if they were somehow a made up thing to paint women as inferior, they're not.
You are straight up telling people to never joke about something for the sole purpose of it referring to women, that is you segregating people based on gender.
While everyone else seem to treating women the same as men, that is to say, making fun of them.
By fucking definition you are to only sexist one here, demanding that there should be differences in how we talk about men and women.
>>46177401
well first stop jacking off three times a day
>>46177412
The joke was that she is destroying a plane of existence because she is mad. Making her it seem like she would not do this if she did not have the period. Yes that makes her seem inferior. That is sexist
>>46174930
TRANSFORM THE FUCKING GARGOYLE SHINJI
SORRY FOR DERAILING THE THREAD GUYS I WAS ONLY IRONICALLY SHITPOSTING.
Can we move back to Magic talk now?
>>46175282
>13 blood drips
>13 letter "T"s
>13 words
>13 rivets
>13 blood drips
>13 glass shards
>13 boards
>13 stones
>13 more in the arch
>13 boards in the wall
>13 utensils
>1 black 3 generic, 13
>13 logs
13 instances of 13
AREWESPOOPYYET?
>>46177455
>The joke was that she is destroying a plane of existence because she is mad. Making her it seem like she would not do this if she did not have the period. Yes that makes her seem inferior. That is sexist
Are you seriously telling me, without irony, that you consider a basic part of human anatomy sexist?
Holy shit that is retarded.
Periods causes mod swings, periods are a real thing, that the fabled creature know as woman gets, for realsies in the for real real world.
You are telling me that joking about something that happens in the real world is offensive because it involves women?
There is no other end to your logic, in involves women there for should not be discussed?
You are either delusional or trolling, maybe both who the fuck knows.
>>46174942
Im just disappointed in the card number.
Shouldve been 169.
>>46177507
>Periods causes mod swings
Not him but that's incorrect, I remember reading an article (I'll need to find it again) showing the hormone cycles for women do not create mood swings
>>46177507
No, but making her seem like a bitch because of that is.
>>46177520
Differs from my personal experience, but sure, there is something that makes women generally get more irritant during their periods whatever it is.
>>46177536
As opposed to when making fun of ANY OTHER CHARACTER EVER?
That is the reason for making fun of someone, belittling them.
Disallowing that based on the genitalia of the person is beyond retarded.
>>46177538
Cramps. Not all women get them and using their hormones as an excuse to be a cunt just means theyre a cunt to the nth degree because now they need an excuse to be a bitch.
Also anecdotal evidence really doesn't work
That said this whole "sexist" thread is a fucking joke, idk what started it
>>46175265
Seven would be enough, really, as long as you have 1 point of damage prevention.
>>46177570
Lame period joke made a white knight shit his pants.
>>46175474
Mind = blown
>>46175282
>>46175474
>>46176239
>>46176326
>>46177484
Someone went to town with this
>>46177551
Its like you don't get that these jokes relating to periods are regularly used to belittle women's opinion and would belittle Nahiri's rage at Sorin. She is made because he fucked her over on a promise not because blood came out of her.
>>46177579
sit half asleep on key board while reading a child's argument about how he really wants to talk about period blood or shit my pants. still keking
>>46177634
>She is made because he fucked her over on a promise not because blood came out of her.
That's. the. joke.
>>46177579
Oooooh that makes sense
Do vampires have periods?
>>46177634
>Its like you don't get that these jokes relating to periods are regularly used to belittle women's opinion and would belittle Nahiri's rage at Sorin. She is made because he fucked her over on a promise not because blood came out of her.
So what you're saying is that its offensive because it COULD be offensive if used in another way?
You are fucking grasping at straws here, somethings shouldn't be allowed to be joked about because maybe someone with interpret it as an attack against all of woman-hood and somehow convert into a, what? A rapist?
Stop trying to segregate people based on their gender, that is all you're doing.
>>46177676
No, they have reverse-periods
>>46177609
Would have been better if there was 13 of us
>>46177684
They absorb blood into their vagina once a month?
I'd like to see some fucked up fan art of this.
>>46177706
I'm in class so I can't search it but I'm pretty sure there is a handful
>>46177660
No that was not, it was that she was killing vampires because it was that time of the month.
>>46177679
No, because it is a stupid and common joke used to insult women often.
>>46175166
>angry mob who kills anything not humans sides with something not human
Ok
>>46177717
>No that was not, it was that she was killing vampires because it was that time of the month.
Works too
>>46177720
Nahiri's hot tho
>>46177720
She does look like a tiny, wingless, not insane Avacyn
>>46177720
In a glace during the darkest, spoopiest of nights it's easy to pass of a monster for a man
>>46177717
>stupid and common joke
Oh geez, a stupid and common joke on 4chan? Who the fuck could've guessed?
Who the fuck cares if it insults women? We insult men all the fucking time?
Where were you on /co/ yesterday when people said that Darkseid had a tiny dick?
You only seem concerned that one gender gets special treatment not that gender-related jokes are forbidden.
>>46177745
I don't go to /co/ because I know little to nothing about comic book. Yes, but the period joke is used on other places other than this site also it being 4chan does not make it right or wrong.
>>46175065
Hidetsugu's second rite + healing salve.
>>46177720
They're brainwashed and crazy man. It should be obvious Innistrad is a little fucky right now.
>>46177803
>Innistrad is a little fucky right now.
What? No way
>>46176926
Now this is podbaiting
>>46177803
>It should be obvious Innistrad is a little fucky right now
>Innistrad
>A little fucky
>Right now
>Right.
>Now.
>>46177765
That's retarded.
You're saying that because something has once been used in a "evil" way it can't be used ever again?
Hitler was a painter better burn the fucking art gallery.
You are damning something by association which is some of the dumbest things you can do.
You demand special treatment for women, because I guess the lesson you learned I guess, is that no women can't take a joke and should be excluded from all comedy.
You are a sexist fuck, all things should be equal yet here you are demanding the opposite, you're just as bad as the people you claim to be "fighting".
>>46175166
Because the writer's at WotC don't make good lore anymore.
>>46177765
>I know little to nothing about comic book
Like half of the people on /co/
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>>46177822
>gargoyles attacking people that aren't cultists
>tentacles all over
>vampires turning into lunatics
>Cursemute is fucked
>the goth angel that protects humanity is purging them
>GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES
There is a certain level of fucky that is normal for Innistrad, we are well past it.
>>46175166
We don't actually know that yet.
She went to visit Sorin several hundred years ago, after discovering vampires on her plane and handling a small Eldrazi outbreak. At that point, they were still friends.
The next we hear of her, Sorin is terrified that she might have killed Ugin and is genuinely afraid of Nahiri. He also hints that an alliance with Nahiri is now impossible, while feeling something close to guilt.
And the next we see of her is her ruining shit on Innistrad in this set.
So something happened between then and now. It could be as simple as Sorin being unable to save Zendikar and she blames Sorin but all of the hints point to something that we don't know yet.
>>46177834
Those two are not even remotely related, painting and Hitler are not the same as making Nihiri seem like she does not have clear judgement once a month and stop projecting as hard as you are. Your fighting an anon not Andrea Dworkin.
>>46177860
Does that mean I can suck on the Flash's cock and call him the best hero ever while supporting with little information besides that I like him.
>>46177784
hidetsugu's second rite doesn't do shit
>>46177895
>Sorin is terrified that she might have killed Ugin and is genuinely afraid of Nahiri
Ok, now I'm terrified of Nahiri
>>46177902
>Does that mean I can suck on the Flash's cock and call him the best hero ever while supporting with little information besides that I like him.
Yes.
>>46174942
I want to combine this with Aligned Hedron Network for the ultimate retarded standard deck one could possibly imagine.
>>46177902
>Does that mean I can suck on the Flash's cock and call him the best hero ever while supporting with little information besides that I like him.
Of course don't forget to also post out of context panel you got with a quick goole search like this to prove your point.
>>46177902
It is the fucking same based on the twisted logic you tried tin deploy.
Nahiri is a character, there is ZERO fucking reason why people shouldn't be allowed to make fun of her and your only argument seems to be "She has a vagina!", that's not a reason, that's context, you can't make fun of her for having a small dick or for being short.
Women do not have special rights that protects them from being made fun of and that the idea that they should is retarded.
I'm just pointing out that there are 13 replays to the 13 card at the moment.
>>46177914
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/sorins-restoration-2015-03-27
>A thought crawled up into Sorin's mind like a spider ascending a thread. He frowned, at a loss for what to do about the skulking thought: the knot of complications involving a certain Zendikari kor woman—Nahiri, the third member of their alliance all those millennia ago. If Sorin managed to find Ugin alive, wouldn't the dragon's first question be about her?
>Sorin's hand went to the hilt of his sword. Lithomancy on Tarkir? Had Nahiri traveled here before him and bested the dragon? The oracle's visions had not warned him of any of this.
>Sorin didn't know what to make of the question. A battle between dragons had been part of the oracle's visions—perhaps it was the ancient Planeswalker Nicol Bolas that Ugin had faced. Not Nahiri, then. "Did he do this to you?"
The key part is a bit longer and coming in the next post.
>>46177982
>Ugin's eyes swiveled back to Sorin. "Where is the hedron mage? Where is Nahiri?"
>The notion of shame had long since evaporated from Sorin. Over the millennia, Sorin's human frailties and neurosis had grown, blossomed, and withered away—he was as immune to regret as he was to old age. And yet, for the first time in years, an uncomfortable feeling grew within him, an unpleasant itch, the sense that he was responsible—solely—for something important going awry. It wasn't remorse exactly, just a dull, discordant echo ringing in the space where remorse had once resided.
>"She is—not here," said Sorin, to no particular patch of air.
>"That is clear," said Ugin. "I inquired about her whereabouts. Is she still on Zendikar? We should rejoin her, as soon as I am able to travel."
>"I do not believe that she is there," Sorin said carefully.
>Ugin's neck pleats fanned in irritation. "Speak facts, you vague thing. She's dead?"
>"No," said Sorin. "She lives." The fuller extent of the truth was not something Ugin needed to know at this time, in Sorin's estimation. "I think I may know where she might be."
>"Then fetch her to Zendikar. If the titans remain there, we'll need her to rebuild the hedron network."
>"Is it crucial that she come?"
>"Of course it's crucial," Ugin said. "Your blood magic is great, as is my knowledge of the dwellers of void. But none of our efforts can be made permanent without the lithomancer." Ugin curved his body, bringing his head down close to Sorin's, like a bird regarding a worm with its great eye. "Let me be clear. It must be the three of us. Whatever petty tiff you've had with her, or whatever matter it is you're hiding from me, resolve it. I do not wish to see your face without hers."
>we will never get a legendary spider
I just want to build a casual itsy bitsy spider EDH deck.
>>46177991
>I do not wish to see your face without hers."
Damn, Ugin, that's harsh
>>46177949
See I have said non of those things and you are just attacking Tumblr basically. Here is the problem
>Why is she so angry?
>Eldrazi messed up her plane, people started worshipping them as gods, and vampires turned up which they didn't used to be, and she thinks Sorin is to blame for them.
>Or it's just that time of the month, that would explain why she's part red now.
this is directly saying that because she on her period she does not have emotional control which is not true and is being used to down play her real problems with Sorin.
>>46178014
Clearly, he's just a shipper.
>>46177942
so basically flash is full of shit?
>>46178036
DO you not comprehend the point of a JOKE?
No one in this fucking thread, or anywhere have fucking implied that they actually assumed that Nahiri was actually doing this because she was on her period, it was a JOKE, you goddamned idiot.
Its exaggerated, its silly, its funny, that's the point, how can you be so dense to not understand that?
>>46178036
Do you understand the concept of a joke ?
>>46177512
141
14-1=13!!!
AHHHH!
>>46177860
>half or more of /co/ sits in generals wanking to CN's latest tumblr-pandering garbage or some shitty fetish webcomic
>capeshit threads are either /tv/drones memeing or dumb casuals who never read a comic complaining about changes
>of the people who actually read comics, 80% have never read anything published before 2000
Just fuck my board up senpai
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>>46178081
Jokes can still be offensive that does not make it good and that is the problem. If someone makes a joke about someone else's dead mother that does not make it good.
>>46178122
>wasting time with /co/ at all
>>46178129
Unless it is a good joke.
>>46175474
>Each option has 13 words, not including numbers
you know they tried to do this because they can just write
>Each player with 13 life loses ...
and they added the exactly.
>>46178103
Should we start to panic now? I'm feeling pretty panicky myself.
>>46178129
That is what we like to call, Subjectivity.
Is someone laughs it is categorically funny.
And for it being "offensive" the only reasoning you've put forth so far seems to be "Vagina!", and the very vague "maybe they're plotting to undermine women".
A joke is a joke and if everyone gets made fun of guess what, that equality, the thing you're trying to undo, you fuck.
God I wish a new card would get spoiled soon, this is so dumb.
>>46178186
God why is her face so ugly
>>46178207
It's the angle she sneers at.
>>46178207
Too much make-up to hide her wrinkles
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>>46178220
I think she's a qt.
But then again, I have a type.
>>46178201
Again you are implying that i said something I didn't. Everyone can be made fun of, but period jokes are used by places like Fox, Sitcoms and others to be a short hand for women being unable to control themselves and that anon was saying that is why is is attacking Sorin.
>>46178233
That's not the face of a deluded, brainwashed cultist.
It's the face of a spiteful ex or someone else that wants nothing more than the pettiest, most ridiculously over the top sort of vengeance. And she's getting it.
>>46178256
>That's not the face of a deluded, brainwashed cultist.
No, the men in the art already have this face
>>46178256
someone on her period :^)
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>>46178235
Her face is so flat and the color is grey and shitty.
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>>46176926
holy fuck can you fuccbois please just shut up
>>46178248
Yes, as a JOKE, again, there is no reason this should be viewed any different than a dick joke other than you apparently think women needs to protected.
>>46178233
lol she is on her period aka PMS aka vagina blood
There is literally no chance Nahiri isn't trying to summon Emrakul is there?
>>46178275
That is not how women look on their period dumdass
>>46178266
One mythic spot remaining and still no Green Mythic
Will we have none, one or more than 16 mythics ?
>>46178267
And here is Madness Fireball
>>46178292
I honestly think she isn't, I think she's just using the panic to kill all vampires as revenge.
She's a misdirect.
>>46178267
So, this is actually a decent fireball effect, right?
>>46178266
>This is a mythic
>>46178285
The difference is that dick jokes are not used to belittle men's opinions.
>>46176686
Isn't that zombie lord still legal?
>>46178292
Everything will be fine.
>>46178266
>WE WUZ ANGELS AND SHIEEEEET
>>46178266
A bit underwhelming. I want a fatty green mythic to satisfy my inner timmy.
>>46178266
Not sure i like this reverse gisela
>>46178267
too bad this isn't an instant
