Do you remember Marcia? The finest Eldar ever to serve in the Imperial Guard, and proof that human and eldar relations can work.
I remember this.
>>46133023
I do not, although I somehow have a pic or two of her on the job. Does she have a story behind her?
>>46133059
In fact, she does - the long and short of it being that she's a Warlock that got captured and turned into a proper solider of the Imperium - but it'd be better for you to look for yourself.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Marcia
ohmy
Commissar sir, I'm NOT COMFORTABLE being in this white space again.
I'm hearing voices like before!
>it's part of training, now hush cadet.
>>46133023
Eldar serving mon'keigh filth? I've never heard of anything more disgusting.
>>46133221
But the mong'keh filth as you call them are evolving closer and closer to eldar.
>>46133186
Then we shall make the white space comfy! Be comforted.
>>46133221
I have.It's called Slaanesh. Thanks again for that.
>>46133241
Am I going to have to set this down or can I trust you to show yourself out?
>>46133186
Just listen to the voices, follow what you believe is right. We're here with your mentor to keep you from going all batshit possessed on us. understood? HQ out.
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>>46133241
The first amphibian to crawl out of the sea on any given planet also evolved closer to the Eldar than its predecessors. That fact alone says little and does not make the subject our equal or even worth our attention. Humans are apes playing at being people.
Isn't listening to voices a bad thing when you don't want to be possessed?
But if you're going to listen anyway...touch your nose. Just so I'm sure you're listening.
>>46133352
Yessir.
>>46133247
I guess I will...?
>>46133464
Why would I touch my nose
Oi, pull up a chair.
>>46133506
Because if you aren't listening to me, what's the point of telling you things? Honestly. Still, nice to know you're not going to ignore me.
And don't you have a chair to pull up? I feel uncomfortable just looking at you.
Why do space elves have the cutest ears?
DID SOMEBODY SAY XENOS?
XENOS IN NEED OF [SPOILER]SEXUAL[/SPOILER] PURGING?
>>46133609
Don't think so boss, dis' seems to be an experiment biz.
Wait a minute, why's the belt on the outside of the coat?
Something weird going on there.
>>46133667
Isn't it some sort of overcoat? Not that strange. Pyskers get those big overcoats.
UHM COMMISSAR, THERE'S AN ORK, MULTIPLE ELDAR AND NOW AN ASTARTES IN MY HEAD
>relax and stay calm you're fine.
o-okay.
>>46133594
I'm rather okay, really. It's a lot better than the time I had to sit still enough for my face not to get blown up by a catachan toad.
>>46133609
Hello, lord astartes. I'm Marcia. Sanctioned psyker aid-in-training to the Commissar stationed at the feral world Loss in the Calixis sector. What brings you to my mindscape?
>>46133681
Have you got a sense of direction inside your head?
HATE ELVES
>>46133681
It is I, Rogal Dorn.
>>46133681
It's not strange at all that you're getting Eldar in your head. Trust me, we're friendly! I could even help you, if you wanted.
>>46133717
Nope. Its just complete white space at the moment.
>>46133742
But sir, weren't you dead?
>>46133755
Uhhhhhhhhhh IthinkIneedanadult?
>>46133681
Remember, deny the witch who is not beholden to our race.
Truthfully, deny all that is not under the emperors reach.
>>46133775
So why ain't ya moving about?
>>46133775
What? I am an adult! It's not like I asked you to touch your ears instead of your nose...
Look, wouldn't you want to learn how to express control over this white space you're in? You can make a chair with your mind, if you wanted! All you have to do know how to focus.
>>46133023
>>46133804
Uh hello, white space?
>>46133797
But aren't I technically a witch?
>>46133824
Uhhh but wouldn't you need a fabricator?
>>46133838
Ooh more astartes
>/tg/ fanshit
>good
>ever
>>46133847
Try pushing your hands together, and you are a witch.
However the emperor see's your use, and will see you used appropriately.
Now push if ya would.
>>46133847
Okay, uh...imagine your mind is that fabricator. If you push a button, it'll make a chair for you out of thin air.
Since you're in your mindscape, all you have to do is press that button! And the mon'keigh taught you how to do something as simple as that, right?
>>46133847
You should be resting sweetie. I know I am.
>>46133879
Oh look, prancy xenos.
I sincerely doubt you remember what a button looks like with all your intuitive sliding heresy filled tech.
Fug. This isn't Dominaria. I wanted to break shit, not be part of a schizo elf
>>46133847
>>46133847
GREETINGS XENO PATTERN MEAT UNIT. I AM MAGOS XHF1 42B. IT APPEARS YOUR MEAT THOUGHTS HAVE INTERSECTED WITH THE SUB-WARP EXPULSIONS OF MY EMPHYREAL WAVE-FORM PROJECTOR. DO NOT BE ALARMED BY THE SMELL OF BURNING DOG.
>>46133879
... okey. hang on.
>>46133878
yessir!
>>46133920
Oooh a cogboy!
>That's a magos Marcia, show some respect.
O-oh. sorry magos sir.
>>46133934
Boop.
>>46133950
That was your nose, not your hand.
Also an exceptionally awful push.
What is your current expenditure of rounds fired?
>>46133950
nuthin yet.
>>46133970
None sir, I dont even think I have my weapons on me at the moment.
>>46133977
I don't see who you're calling sir, when you still haven't put those hands together and applied competing forces.
>>46133977
NO LASGUN?! SOMEONE IS IN FER A FLOGGIN! Better get that sorted quick girlie, commissar makes rounds regularly.
>>46133934
>>46133950
Yes! You figured it out! By focusing on your brain as a mon'keigh fabricator, you could use the nose to -
>>46133977
....Hm. And I really thought this was going to be very clever of me. Are you sure there isn't at least a stool, or...?
>>46133934
QUERY TO SOCIAL CONVENTION EXCEPTION PERMITTED. CONTINUE MEAT ACTIVITIES AS NORMAL FOR OBSERVATION. DISREGARD ABBERATIONAL NOISES, OMNISIANNIC WORK IS IN PROGRESSREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *clangclangclang*
>>46133977
Try harder then elf
WITCH
If any Astartes pass by asking if I was here, you never saw me.
>>46134041
Your sword is silly and you lack decent history.
Bah ha ha ha
>>46134074
>you lack decent history.
The less mortals know the better.
>>46134003
AHHH NO PLEASE NO NOT THE FEATHER
>>46134006
NOOOO
>>46134018
AHHHH
>>46134041
AHHH?!
>>46134096
GOOD LORD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PUPILS
>>46134096
A laspistol appeared, careful it's queer.
>>46134096
Why are you screaming oh Isha my visions did not prepare me for this!
Calm down please! There are no rough feathers from mon'keigh birds!
>>46134156
Whaat are you cowering from anyway? some kinda weird shaved gryphon? Did someone make gryphons, only to breed show gryphons like poodle gryphons or something dumb like that while I was away?
>>46134096
oh. I guess that's one problem solved. No feather for me today!
>>46134120
w-what? they're fine, aren't they?
>>46134156
You dont KNOW.
>>46134173It's Canis wolfborn. I drew that a while ago when I had my HQ farseer get one hit gibbed by a space wolf player running full cheese. apparently someone saved it
>>46134190
They disappeard for a second. Which I am led to believe is not normal for most elves. But this is coming from someone who may or may not have a face so take it with a grain of salt I 'spose
>>46134215
huh...
Also, who do you keep calling elf?
What's an elf?
Is that some sort of new strain of abhuman?
>>46134190It had a fun face I had to save it
Okay, no feathers! Buuut, you did make a gun! With your mind! A primitive mon'keigh pistol, but very nice work! That emotional outburst must have focused your power.
And by the way, your eyes are totally fine. Too bad the only mon'keigh word for them is amber.
>>46134245
Who cares!
Point your gun at something and go "Pew Pew!"
Making sparkles in the background gives you extra points.
>>46133352
Is that alucard? Is Marcia basically 40k police girl?
>>46134283
eh no, she's not. the psyker's appearance is just based on him.
>>46134250
yep.
pew pew,
also what's a mon-keigh?
>>46134258
pshoo
>>46134245
My apologies, I forget where I am sometime.
And kinda. They look like you but tend to be more... tree loving.
And occasionally racists with horns, but fuck them
hello
>>46134312
Oh, you know, the savages, barbarians, ignorant warlike brutes that have taken over most of the galaxy for silly wars and petty conquests. I'd have figured you'd be well acquainted with them by now.
Also be careful where you point that thing! Within the weave of your mind, even voices can be constrained to the physical, like how the Cosmic Serpent weaves its coils through the universe!
>>46134346
As opposed to shagging a literal hole in reality? And not the good kind of hole in reality either, the bad kind
Also, speak more simply dammit!
>>46134328
uh... uh oh. I think that's a fallen astartes. Commissar??
>don't worry, you're reasonably safe.
mmn... if you say so.
>>46134346
Uhhh... You mean orks? I know orks.
And what's a cosmic serpent? Man, the commissar was right. You guys are confusing.
>>46133023
Wow these threads haven'the happened in a few years.
>>46134369
The cosmic serpent is a useless snake made of stars from a place where everything is shit and also made of stars and the gods are all petty dicks as opposed to being either a massive, unyeilding dick, a pretty cool guy, forgettable at best, or gork and mork
>>46134362
Alright, I'll admit...some mistakes were made. That might have been prevented. But the mon'keigh are still worse!
>>46134369
Pft, trust me, if we weren't safe from that thing, you'd know.
I forgot, you think...sure, mon'keigh are orks. Nasty things. And the Cosmic Serpent is an Eldar myth, you see...you see the symbol for it on the Sai- the red-armored eldar.
See? It's not confusing once you know why it's not confusing! And you have lots of potential to know these sorts of things. Trust me, you're very special.
>>46134369
It is not yours to know the nature of the voices, but to OBEY! Now tap your nose again and make yourself a small hat.
>>46134387
>a massive, unyeilding dickW̭̭̼̠h̲̮͜o̱ͅ ͙͇͇̥̜̺s̬͇̝͍̲ͅi̸̗͖͈ͅng̼̣̤s ͈͙͙͕͔͎̤͠t̷͎̻̣̘̲͚ḫ͙͍̺̘̫e̞̺̜̱ ̖̯͇͉s͈o͉̲̣͉̮͍ͅn̖̠̖͎̱g ͏̭̬͕ͅof͈̬̗͙̳͝ ̸̻̞̼̦͙m̲̖y̜̤͕̰̟̕ͅͅ ͓p̭̪̝͉̮̙e̶̪̥̣͍̠̤̟o҉̞̙p̷̯͍̫̥l̸͓̝̜̻ę͎̮͉̗͕̞̗?̫
alright guys I gotta go, I'm feeling pretty tired right now. I'll be hanging around the drawthread usually. So hit me up there or something.
hope this was fun, though it has been a while.
>>46134415
I had fun. And it feels like everyone was kind of unused to this, so no big deal there.
>>46134414
Pls go. I've dealt with your ilk before and I can do it again
And it won't be pleasant for anyone involved
Sadly I came too late to this thread to post before this just so I could suggest >Boop the nearest nose that is not yours.
>Failing to boop another nose gets you put in the shamescape
>>46134414
Oh boy, look who showed up. We've got problems.
>>46134444
Quads confirm Slaanesh begone.
>>46134094
>hood over a helmet
but why tho
>>46137155
I dont understand this Question
(portal opens fifteen feet in the air Ahriman and five rubrics fall out) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(CRASH) Well so much for that plan to sneak into the black library. so where are we?
Someone gonna archive this? I'd like to read the other threads first.
