The continuing story of desperation and violence.
Now with a red baseball cap.
>>46125721
Get excited, time for a good fight
>>46125721
>>46125711
Visible Light Spectrum will only weaken us, it's time to ditch it temporarily, and use only what will help us.
And also,
>Taunt
>>46125721
>Maintain spectrum hop visual search
>Taunt "Here kitty kitty"
>>46125721
IT"S TIME TO ROOOOOOOBATTLE!
>>46125777
This.
>>46125721
Test how physical various obstacles are.
We don't know which are real and which are holograms.
>>46125765
this
>>46125777
She's not even a kitty, we should make a fire or fox pun.
"Only you can prevent Fox Fire."
>>46125721
>>46125711
Break everything. EVERYTHING.
It could all be a trap. None of it could be a trap. best to be on the safe side. Plus, the crowd loves this stuff.
>>46125866
That was terrible.
Just holler for the bitch to come out.
>>46125898
I don't think the crowd who worships Fox Fire like some kind of Shinto kami would appreciate our wantonly destroying her shrine.
Can we not just call out to her as with a normal opponent?
>>46125915
Still better than "Here Kitty Kitty"
>>46125765
>Taunt
>"Pretty place. My last opponent was a show off too. Let's hope you're more of a challenge"
>>46125972
True.
>>46125721
I say we just go simple. Roll our shoulders, punch our open palm and say...
"Cute. Very cute."
>>46125948
I'm betting there's more in this arena than just a home turf advantage. Also, last fight we had we immediately went into hyper-aggression mode. It worked then.
>>46125721
>orders
Does anything about the torri register as a power source? It's possible the structures are part of her hologram trick, either near them or within the "sacred space"
Also, plan to wreck Fox Fire's "sacred space" something fierce when we win.
>>46125765
>Oriental, eh? How about I orient your head 180 degrees from your body?
>>46126008
Which is why, instead of arbitrarily wasting energy destroying anything and everything, we flick through all our vision spectrums and note the things which heat unusual heat signatures, or else are emitting unexpected radiation.
And then we take note of them as targets for later, but don't destroy them straight off, because we want to keep the vision card up our sleeve so she will underestimate us.
Also, I agree with daughteru-zone but I have to point it out.
>>46125135
Mr. P was the first to experience our 'enhancements'.
>>46126030
Nah, we need her head to be able to see us as we viciously hack her at the end of the match.Lewdly.
>>46126081
It's a taunt, mate.
Bah. wrong post. You gents get the picture.
>>46126080
>Mr. P was the first to experience our 'enhancements'.
As is a father's rights.
>>46125721
Carve our name into the archway.
>>46126080
First but far from the last to face the wrath of our frontal smothering units.Because smothering the opponent is going to be really helpful in robot fighting.
>>46126245
Carve our symbol into the arch
>>46125765
>>46125777
We drop out of the visible spectrum, cycling through the higher and lower wavelengths.
"Here kitty kitty..." We say stepping out of the light and into the wilderness.
You have to admit you'e impressed. The forest-gardens they keep on top of the arcology sky scrapers aren't this impressive.
"Here kitty kitty..."
>>46125853
We slam our PB into a tree. Splinters fly like shrapnel and ping harmless off our armor. It's real alright.
"...Ara ara..." A voice snakes its way through the environment. "That poor tree. Do you have ANY idea how much that cost? Any idea the sacrifice it took to bring a living thing from Mother Earth and bury it here below the lunar soil?"
A form appears below the torri on the stony path clad in a flowing white kimono.
"But perhaps you do not understand. You do think I am a cat after all. I question your intelligence, newborn." Her voice is beautiful, but stern.
She crosses her arms. "Nontheless, I have been...working to be a merciful kami. My incarnation in this form, it is not ideal. I detest sullying my hands like some ruffian. And yet I must. Such wonders as my shrine require great sacrifice. You yourself are a sacrifice to me and my divinity."
We zoom our vision toward her and make out her details. Her kimono is decorated with simply crimson red flame designs that streak out from the fringes. Her hands, feet, and face are covered in orange fur. Her eyes are enormous and as pure blue as the sky. With one hand she plays lazily with a strand of long black hair with short cropped bangs that reaches down past her waist. Two ears project out from the top of her head.
You notice that she isn't standing. She's -hovering-, toes pointed down at the stone.
"Well then, are you quite ready to fight me?" She waves a hand at you dismissively. "At your will then. Come at me."
>>46125866
>She's not even a kitty
I think that's the point
-cont
>>46126299
>Ara ara
Oh fuck
>>46126299
Turn on sensors, it may be an illusion.
>>46126299
>hovering
>anime
shit, she has a hover drive and is going to teleport.
>>46126299
Did we see anything odd/interesting on other wavelengths?
>>46126299
Fire the tail at her while looking around elsewhere
I doubt she can actually float, which means she's just a hologram
>Ara ara.
Oh my.We gonna beat her and hack her roughly! We're number 1!
>>46126299
> "Wait, you aren't a kitty?"
Stall for time with stupid questions and/or annoy her into doing something stupid
>>46126299
don't forget to Archive the privies thread.
>>46126418
>Get her into doing something stupid
On board with this. We have the tools to understand her tricks, we just need her to show her hand.
>>46126438
we sort of haven't entered the "give commants" stage yet, there was a cont.
>>46126299
>You notice that she isn't standing. She's -hovering-, toes pointed down at the stone.
>>46126418
We don't know how she works. until we have ideas SHE needs to be the one to initiate combat.
>>46126467
We're all just so excited. We can't help ourselves.
>>46126374
>>46126493
We know she does illusions. Best not to trust this. Time to start tagging, I say.
>>46126544
Agreed.
Spray her gold and call her our soon-to-be trophy.
>>46126544
Spraying our load all over the place already, just can't help ourselves, can we?
>>46126544
Lets not reveal our trump card too hasty right now, start with the super eyes and go from their.
>>46126418
Alternately, we really are confused that she isn't a kitty.
>>46126418
This too, but ask something else...
"What, you really think you're a spirit? All I see is an overpriced doll..."
Did we get the shockwave installed on our pilebunker?
All this COVER and OBJECTS provides a great source of ammo for shotgun attacks.
>>46126544
That will probably only work once. Save it.
>>46126544
Should we really do that now?
We're near-certain the thing in front of us is fake, and we don't want to show off our secret weapon just yet.
Don't forget that we're relying on our trick being a secret just as much as she is.
>>46126565
I just couldn't think of a better taunt. I guess we could have gone with yelling "Hello? I'm here for the fox hunt!" and then played one of those british hunting horn sounds.
>>46126564
>>46126595
Agreed.
>>46126586
Brilliant, we should do this once the fight starts.
>>46126299
>>46126575>Non-living product of humanity believes itself to be a supernatural creature or even a god or even GodQuest Guy...I love it.
>>46126418
> "Wait, you aren't a kitty?"
> "But Papa said..."
> Look sad
> "Ah, so you're a spooky ghost then? That's pretty neat!"
> "But wait... You can't be a ghost. Ghosts aren't real silly! Maybe you have a short in your memory chips. I remember one time, I had one of those in Beta, and Papa says I thought I was a toaster."
> Are you sure you aren't a kitty?
>>46126299
>>46126019
>>46126077
We pick up nothing. That doesn't mean she doesn't have tricks hidden. It just means they're dormant right now.
>>46126282
>>46126245
>>46126393
>>46126418
>>46126438
>>46126461
You have chosen wisely.
"Wait, you aren't a kitty?"
"Ara ara..." Fox Fire places a hand on her head. "Foolish tomboys. You're all so...disrespectful, thinking you are so above your station." She smirks. "Ufufu..." She says covering her mouth with her hand. "I know I shouldn't enjoy violence so, but I do so like teaching you tomboys manners..."
While she monologues we're busy using a claw to carve our Constellation into one of her torii, nonchalantly as if it means nothing to us.
"Ahhh!" She yells. "Stop that! Stop that at once!" Her eyes turn a blazing, angry shade of red. "Brutish! Simple! Uncouth! TOMBOY!"
While she raves, we nonchalantly flew our tail and shoot off a harpoon.
No one saw us use our harpoon in our previous match.
She has no idea what it is.
ROLL 1D10+4 (surprise bonus)
Want to activate a technique? If you want, name the technique and roll for cooldown when you roll for your attack.
>>46126382
Nothing so far. But we'll keep checking. It's possible she's cocky enough to hold back at first.
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d10 + 4)
>>46126675
get over here!
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d10 + 4)
>>46126675
I love that Tomboy is supposed to be an insult...it's precious.
>>46126675
Sweet, let's see if this bot is the real thing or a hologram.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>46126675
>>46126675
Which techniques did we pick up, again? Any chance we could get a pastebin of our current stats?
>>46126675
as we pull her in shout "I run on your NIGHTMARES!"
>>46126675
> "Think fast!"
Keep up the childish routine.
>>46126772
ehhh.
we're not that good at this taunting thing it sounds like, given the stuff we're coming up with.
>>46126783
that's simple enough, it works.
>>46126772
Nah. Right now ignorance is the most likely thing to confuse and aggravate her.
>>46126675
GET OVER HERE!
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d10 + 4)
>>46126675
Glorious!
>>46126675
This. It's bothering her.>>46126783
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d10 + 4)
>>46126718
Rolling for Fox Fire
>>46126771
>>46123377
>>46122566
Our sheet.
>>46126860
So did we just get our hands on a Fox?
>>46126675
What specials do we know again? Maybe list options when available?
"GET OVER HERE!"
>>46126848
Use this roll!
>>46126675
I don't give any fox what you think.
>>46126837
>>46126806
D'aww. I miss that good ol' decapitator. He was always in for some hyper violence.
>>46126675
Confirmed for making her meow like a kitten if we win and settle on the S&M route.
>"Who's a cute little pussy cat?"
>"i... am..."
>"What was that?"
>"Ahn~ I- I am!"
>>46126783
> Sorry about your tree, Ms. Kitty.
> I didn't know it was expensive.
> Also.. your room is sooo nice.
> Mine's filled with spiders and sheets.
>>46126880
Yeah, that's not listing techniques, at least not the ones we would 'Activate' for using the tail
>>46126938
I like this. Very much.
>>46126860
"Think fast!" You tuant as the green tip of the harpoon strikes out.
Fox Fire's eyes go wide. "Wha..." She exclaims as the spear thrusts at her.
...And then you see it. Something anomalous and complex that pings in the radio range and the UV range at the same time.
...It's like a mist that forms around her. It's bizarre...
ROLL 1D10+5 FOR DAMAGE
>>46126938
Agreed.
>>46126920
The fight's not started yet. Don't worry, it's almost violence time.
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46126959
Hmmm, I'm sure that's nothing to worry about...nothing at all...
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46126959
Kitsune trickery!
>>46126920
Robotic hyperviolence you ask for? I'll do my best!
>>46126941
>>46126672
I understand us acting stupid to lower her guard, but acting this bubbly is... a little over the top. We've got more self-respect than that. You gotta remember people are listening in on this.
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46126959
Also, prep fi
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46126959
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46126959
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46126959
>>46126994
Prep fire resistant spray*
I fat fingered the post button.
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46126959
How many dice do we count?
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46126959
>>46126980
>>46126982
DELETE THIS
>>46127041
I don't think that's responsible. Also, I don't know how rolling works for damage or to-hit. For all we know, we might keep the 8 anyway, as best of three is common.
>>46126947
We've only got those. And the one Diana gave us I guess. Our tail is:
>THE HARPOON-The tip creates a small, self-replenishing energy blade. This "light knife" can be shot as a weak projectile or used to cut and slice, but it is mainly used to ensnare or spear opponents and then reel them toward you via a photon cable.
>>46127041
NO CHEATING.
>>46127041
I've lived through worse under this QM's quests. We aren't cheating this one.
>>46127163
How does this QM even handle rolls. Typical between quests is that you take best of three.
>>46127163
There are worse fates than being taught a lesson in respect by Fox fire
>>46127196
Traditionally, best of the first 3. But, there are usually less people rolling. So we'll see what happens here. It's normally a d20 system, so this is new to me.
>>46127219
I am like 55% looking foreward to that.
the other 45% is not wanting to get burnt yo
>>46127196
>>45978536
Depends.
>>46127219I really hope we don't see paint flying in our direction. But I expect that it will. That's going to be a lesson in hubris and shame that I don't think I want to see...
>>46127251
I really want our bite to be worse than our bark. So if she does win, it's gotta cost her, hopefully enough that the bookies start backing us.
And then Fox Fire doesn't even bother hacking us, just incinerates parts of us and leaves us feeling insulted we didn't even count as a 'worthy foe'. Untouched but double the stat penalties from the insult.
>>46127219
Let's see if she has the chops for it. We may be able to win this if we are, well...smarter than our act.
>>46126980
The harpoon...jerks...in the middle of the air. But in a flash it continues on its way, powering through whatever tried to stop it.
It hits Fox Fire right in the shoulder, but not as deep as we would have liked (4 damage).
"What IS this?" She gasps as she tries to grab the photon chain and burns her hand, recoiling with a shock. "S-So you want to fight do you?" She glares at us, eyes angry and focused. "You fool! I'll make you kneel before my and BEG for my forgiveness!
And then you see it flicker behind her. Her tail, long and silky.
And then you see 9 of them.
And she's glowing.
And the world is starting to spin...
...We definitely got her full attention now...
>>46126947
ROLL WITH IT which can only be activated when we get hit.
MY THIRD ARM which can be activated anytime we do something other than use our tail (because it lets us use our tail and one other action)
DIANA PROGRAM: We can activate any time before we attack with a range attack, because it allows us to take the best roll of the first three rolls.
ORDERS? REEL HER IN? SLAM HER INTO SOMETHING? USE AN OBJECTS AS A WEAPON?
>>46127263
>>46127249
Normally I do this thing where the first three rolls are ranked as BAD, VERY BAD, GOOD, OR VERY GOOD and see how much of each rank we got to determine a result.
I like the idea of running different systems for different games. For instance I'm experimenting with an idea for a system that will require -no- rolls but instead has the player bet a certain amount of points.
>>46127196
>Best of
...How does anyone ever lose then?
>>46127263
Well, hopefully he meant just for that one roll and not for the quest.
>>46127320
We are, but we may have actually hit her with the harpoon.
Odds are she's spraying napalm or something right now.
Time to reel her in and PB her pretty face
>>46127320
We did learn something though. We learned that our eyes can still decieve us. AND TO NOT ATTACK FIRST GOD WHY DID WE- 'Ahem. We learned from this. Right?
>>46127359
>REEL HER IN FAST, INTO A FASTNER/PB COMBO
We've hooked a big'un boys!
>>46127359
>...How does anyone ever lose then?
/tg/ dice man they will fuck you up.
Plus depending on their system it can be anything like have at leas 2 on a roll of 3d10 match the dc or have dc 15 be an "Average" roll to pass for medium difficulty on a d20
>>46127359
Reel her in while we have a chance.
Also, use your fire retardant stuff. She is going to BURN THE SHIT out of us while we get ready to falcon punch.
>>46127359
>REEL HER IN
And charge, get ready to hit her with the paint.
>>46127359
>Reel her in and clothesline her with the pile bunker!
>>46127359
>ORDERS? REEL HER IN!
We're gonna pull her tight and crush this bitch before she can pull anything!
>>46127359
> How does anyone ever lose then?
Trust me, the dice find a way. More bluntly, crit fails, all of the crit fails.
>>46127372
We've learned we gotta hit first, hit fast, and then RIP'N'TEAR
>>46127359
So it appears she may have not so much illusions, but a native cloaking? Perhaps?
Slam her into a tree.
>>46127359
Reel in and pilebunker to send her flying?
I think if we fixer first we'll end up seeing what those nine tails are for
>>46127359
She's covered in nonsense radiating waves. We have no idea what that does up-close.
...My Third Arm reel-in, Piledriver to her tails then prepare to disconnect the harpoon and Roll With It?
>>46127290
>paint flying in our direction
Never heard that expression before, what does it mean?
>>46127290
>>46127302
>>46127310
>>46127320
Lets just say you guys got really, really lucky getting the harpoon in (if I rolled one higher...). Because of that you might actually stand a prayer now.
>>46127372
That wasn't a hologram anon. That was herforce field.
>>46127477
Definitely no Fixer until we've figured out her attacking style.
>>46127359
> Reel her in
> If we can activate the spray as a part of our pile bunker, that would be ideal.
> Otherwise, we probably don't want to knock her away as much as punch her into the dirt, dragging her along the ground before connecting.
>>46127477
>>46127485
Pile Buster to the chest.Eight of those tails are holograms.
>>46127508
I was a little early in my despair it seems.
>>46127528
Her fighting style is to stand back and burn. She's so "serene". We gotta get stuck in, all up in her face.
>>46127508
Luck, and bloodymindedness.
>>46127538
> Operation: Ground and Pound
>>46127441
Here
Gonna say to use the My Third Arm to pull her in and hit at one go, but keep her close, we want to be Inside her forcefield and keep wailing on her, not give her space to get defenses going again. Aim for the tails!
Must Crush Fluffy Tail!
>>46127538
>dragging her along the ground
>dirtying her kimono
We picked a great time to come up with paint as a weapon.
>>46127359
Reel her in.
Strike with PB
>>46127606
See>>46127540
We can do that as we hack her
>>46127508
>ExpressionIt's not one. We have a secret weapon that we also plan to use as a means of shaming our opponent. Turnabout is fair play, and given our impishness and her haughtyness, I expect the 'nice' Kitsune to be very petty. Her anger is already confirming this anyways.
And if she doesn't do it, I'm sure somebot will
>>46127583
She may very well be able to burn us at close range as well. Fire Robots are built to be retardant naturally, and Flamethrowers are easier to aim than pile bunkers.
>>46127606
So reel her in and pound her into the dirt, douse her in extinguisher and then continue beating her into a fine pool of mud? I don't know when hacking can be done.
>>46127657
That just means we gotta hit faster than her. We have almost no range, and we now know she has a forcefield, so we really can't sustain a fight from a distance.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>46127441
>>46127438
>>46127432
>>46127429
>>46127460
>>46127477
>>46127485
>My third arm
ROLL 1D3 COOLDOWN
>Activate paint and fire-eaters.
We give a tug and and pump our piston back. One of our four canisters explodes and covers us head to foot in white nano-paste. The mechanisms on our arm spray a dose of tracer-paint on our fists (PICK A COLOR)
We got to reel her in before we can hit her. You block out the swirling world and pull with all your horsepower...
ROLL 1D10+5
You hear For Fire gasp as she slams into the ground and hurtles through the grass and dirt toward you. You're having a hard time making out her forms but imaging the grass stains on her precious kimono brings a smile to your face.
>>46127608
Dragging her along the ground also helps confirm which tail is real.
>>46127657
Yeah, well, we're built to be retarded too!
Wait, no, I meant-We're built for close combat, and we haven't got enough dexterity to rely on dodging or outmaneuvering her. The only way we're likely to win this is outdamaging her at close range.
>>46127670
We grab her with our fixer so we can free up our tail for it's other use.
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46127711
Pea soup green on our fists.
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46127711
Whatever color will clash with her kimono the most.
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46127711
TOMB DRIVER!
Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>46127711
Blue
Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>46127686
Remember, WE know. But I don't think Liseath knows...yet...
>Paint
Green
Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>46127711
>PICK A COLOR
Red, the color of her blood(?)
SATAN GUIDE MY DICE
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46127711
>>46127741
>>46127744
>>46127745
>>46127750
Oof and we started off so nicely.
dice+1d3
>>46127711
The roll at the top by the way was to see if Fox Fire could get the harpoon out of her before we walloped her.
Needless to say that didn't happen.
>>46127741
Choose a target: ARM, HEAD, BODY, OR LEG
Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>46127711
cooldown
>>46127783
Arm
>>46127711
i say go grass green for the paint, she may not even notice it that way
Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>46127783
HER FACE!
and >>46127800
>>46127783
>BODY
Our targeting is all funky, aim for the big target.
Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>46127711
>>46127783
Leg. Unbalances her more.Or perhaps, t-tail?
>>46127783
Head or Body. Floating bots don't need appendages.
>>46126938
oh that's so rude and disrespectful.
I LOVE IT
>>46127359
Reel her in, if we're right on top of her she can't escape, and any fire attacks she has will have a good chance of burning her as well due to our proximity.
I'd also like to keep ahold of her as long as possible, so maybe use the fixer to hold her in place?
>>46127783
>BODY
Rolled 4 (1d4)
>>46127783
trust the dice!
1 Arm
2 Head
3 Body
4 Leg
>>46127783
HEAD!
>>46127783
>You're having a hard time making out her forms
Yea no
>BODY
>>46127783
IN THE FACE!
>>46127711
> PUNCH HER IN THE BUTT!
> Seriously, punch her where the tails meet her body.
>>46127822
Depending on how the thrust appears to be acting on her body, we could perhaps hazard a guess where her antigrav drive is?Or where the wires are.Then again, her sensory distortion is probably a countermeasure to prevent just that.Shame for her, we have improved senses.
>>46127783
Head shot
Let's muss up her pretty face
>>46127874
>we have improved senses.
Which aren't working.
They were only a maybe to begin with.
>>46127906
Shit. The hell happened to our echolocation?
>>46127906
We still don't know if this is the extent of her 'illusions'.
>>46127771
well >>46127750 was a cooldown roll and not an attack roll.
>>46127866
Do this but with our fixer.
>>46127935
Ah, true.
>>46127866
> Failing this, body.
> Center of mass covers a larger surface area, and it gets in her clothes, which presumably are designed not to burn off.
>>46127922
We didn't get it. We got wide spectrum sight and tracking nanites. Right now we can't see clearly, but it seems we've caught her with our harpoon. Since we can't really see, we should go for the biggest target, her body. We're going to pierce whatever crappy armor she's got, the challenge is hitting.
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d10 + 4)
>>46127800
...This is a clever anon.
>>46127821
>Trying to hit one of 9 objects
Just be glad we got her still long enough not to produce after images of the rest of her.
>>46127814
>>46127822
>>46127854
We wallop her right in her her face!
It feels like punching something underwater (3 damage delt) but our fist goes through and we can hear the mechanism inside her head rattle.
"Ohhhh...." She wines as she hovers above us. "You HURT me you TOMBOY!" She shouts. "And you ruined my kimono!" She apparently doesn't notice the significance of the grass-green paint we smeared on her.
She holds her hands in front of her. Red balls appear on her palms. "...Burn." She sneers, and the two globs of fire fly at us.
...Let's hope the nano-paste holds up...
ROLL 1D10+1
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d10 + 1)
>>46127987
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d10 + 1)
>>46127987
Oh boy!
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d10 + 1)
>>46127987
Smokey, halp!
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d10 + 1)
>>46127987
>>46127987
"I have a name, you know!"
>>46128008
>>46128012
>>46128014
>>46128018
Turns out we're the hottest bitch in this arena.
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d10 + 1)
>>46127987
>>46128008
>>46128012
>>46128018
It's a sign...maybe...
>>46127987
hopefully the white goo is as good for fire as it is for crowds.
>>46128008
>>46128012
>>46128018
damn that are some good nanites
>>46127987
>>46128008
>>46128012
>>46128018
The RNGods have spoken.
A 10 it is.
>>46127987
Now we know where the fire comes from.
>>46128074
Knew we should have punched the arm!
>>46128031
"MY NAME IS LESATH!"
"I AM A STAR THAT BURNS BRIGHTER AND HOTTER THAN THE SUN!"
>>46128091
PUNCH NOW! TALK SHIT LATER!
I'm thinking we go brown next for paint right? Then, when it's more about pissing her off. Pink and Purple.
>>46128108
fine fine fine
>>46128108
PUNCHING IS TALKING!
>>46128091
>"I AM A STAR THAT BURNS BRIGHTER AND HOTTER THAN THE SUN!"
>she said, while being set on fire
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d10 + 3)
>>46128008
>>46128044
Mr. E made some really good nanite. They char and fall off in little black flakes but the take fire with them. The armor underneath remains fine, totally fine.
"...I've cooked through better nano-protection than that..." She boasts.
You can tell she's lying.
"My fire is DIVINE. No man-made object can resist it for long!"
ROLL 1D10+5 TO KEEP HER HOOKED
>>46128155
"Face Punch, face punch! BURRRNING.... FACE PUNCH!"
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>46128188
I feel bad that our chance to be on the recieving end is getting away.
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46128188
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46128188
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46128188
C'me're bitch.
>>46128171
>we're covered in flame-retardant paste
>also shit talking while being on fire is FUCKING COOL
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46128188
She's ours now, Sir. Prepare to hack.
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46128188
DIVINE THIS!
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d10 + 4)
>>46128188
>>46128171
Voting this.
>>46128239
hoo doggy, we made this bitch heel
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46128188
"No man-made object can resist MY FISTS for long either! Wanna see who breaks first?"
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46128188
grab hand, point hand at face:
"don't burn yourself!"
>>46128188
>Crit fail
Fox Fire apparently just CANNOT figure out how your harpoon works. Her struggles just drive the spear point deeper into her shoulder. Your roll is now for damage, not applying a
+5 mod to it.
>>46128209
"Ahhhh!" Fox Fire screams as her struggles just drive the spear point deeper.
With a jerk of your tail you help her out.
"...Damn it..." She says stifling a pant. "You and your monstrous tail-weapon...I promise you I'll hang it in my shrine when I'm done!"
PILE BUNKER? FIXER? OBJECT? CHOOSE YOUR ATTACK!
(That arm of hers is halfway gone)
>>46128305
Fixer first. This fight is getting settled next turn, depending on who melts or explodes first.
>>46128305
>PILE BUNKER
PILE BUNKER! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46128188
you divine reign ends with me!
Problem guys.
If we win this fight, our next matches are going to have shitty, shitty odds.
Like, 8:1 or some shit.
We won't be able to make any money betting on ourselves.
>>46128209
Never underestimate the cunning of a fox...spirit...
And I'm sure someone will serve us a slice of humble pie eventually.
>>46128305
Fixer that arm if you please...
>>46128305
"Stop talking in a FIST FIGHT!"
Pile Bunker her head off.
>>46128305
>FIXER
Lets clamp that arm off for fun! Make it a habit, every match we RIP OFF THE OPPONENT'S ARM!
>>46128305
>Pile bunker to the leg, cripple her!
>>46128349
On the other hand. We win? We get a nice couple of coins and probably more than a few stuffed animals.
>>46128305
Apply the fixer
>>46128388
We'll also likely stuff this animal.
>>46128305
See if we can blow a limb off with the pile bunker
>>46128361
>>46128352
>>46128324
>>46128397
>Fixer to the arm
ROLL 1d3+5 for damage
>>46128349
Fox Fire will present her own unique set of story option and money making opportunities.
The Yakuza will throw everything they have at us to win her back, both fairly and unfairly.
>>46128349
Problem if we lose: Diana might not come by our place anymore and we have to pay for repairs. Without any money. Also, we get mind fucked and lose stats for our next fights.
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d3 + 5)
>>46128448
Alrighty then
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d3 + 5)
>>46128448
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d3 + 5)
>>46128448
>>46128349
that's why we'll have Diana and the fox lady to help us make money on the team matches
>>46128305
>Pile Bunker to face
>trash talk
"by the end of this fight you'll hang from my tail and like it!"
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d3 + 5)
>>46128448
>>46128450
>>46128480
just, you know.
We might have to job a little later on in order to make the fights look more even.
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d3 + 5)
>>46128448
>>46128504
...I'm only open to jobbing if it makes our tag partners look good in the ring
>>46128504
Never!If we need cash, we'll just "leak/upload" extremely lewd hacking videos. That'll rake it in.
>>46128530
Stop counting your chickens before they hatch and punch her!
>>46128504
If a rookie with one victory wins a boxing match with a champion they get flooded with fights because they KNOW the champ was good. They know they couldn't beat the champ. But this rookie could be a different story. We might have even odds, but we'll be drowning in fights.
>>46128475
Shoulda fixered her body. Now her arm's gonna come off and she's gonna fly out of reach.
>>46128448
>>46128552
>Fox Fire will present her own unique set of story option and money making opportunities.
Oh, right. There was that thing about getting on the mob's good side by turning her into a sexbot.
Yeah that does sound interesting.
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d10 + 4)
>>46128471
3 damage
You stick the prongs in past the weird force that saps the strength of your blow and lock in the seal.
You explode another cannister, spreading nano-paste over yourself and your foe.
Fox Fire squirms in your grip, teeth gritting under the strain.
"Let...go of me!" She flails, kicking weakly against us. "Unhand my...divine personage at once!"
"I said...Let God. Of. MEEEEEE!"
ROLL 1D10+2
>>46128565
If she pulls out the tail at this point, she's going to take a good chunk of her internal circuits with her.
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d10 + 2)
>>46128581
>1D10+2
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d10 + 2)
>>46128581
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d10 + 2)
>>46128581
Don wanna!
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d10 + 2)
>>46128581
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d10 + 2)
>>46128581
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d10 + 2)
>>46128581
NO!
>>46128581
no can do sister
>>46128608
HUGS FOR THE HUG GOD! SNUGS FOR THE SNUG THRONE!
>>46128565
>her arm comes off
>she looks at us with confusion, disbelief and anger
>we crush her arm like we crushed diana's
"I crushed a wizened huntress made of stone this morning. Tonight I crush a dumb animal who thinks the world revolves around her"
>>46128645
>>45979425
"Let me ask you a question... were you made with the ability to cry?"
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>46128581
>>46128608
Well, the world makes a bit more sense. Instead of being a blur of colors its just bright red.
Our paste covering evaporates. We throw out another and its gone as well. We throw out our last one and thankfully it manages to suppress the fire without losing much of itself.
"...Impossible..." She says slowly shaking her head from side to side.
"Looks like you're going to hang from my tail !" You taunt as you fight to keep her hooked and sealed.
ROLL 1d10+5 for the hook
ROLL 1d10+5 for the seal.
Fox Fire is rolling to wretch herself free first from the hook, then from the seal.
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46128733
>1d10+5 for the hook
Rolled 9, 6 + 5 = 20 (2d10 + 5)
>>46128733
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46128733
For the Seal!
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d10 + 5)
>>46128733
Hook
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d10 + 3)
>>46128733
Hook
