> Sunday, June 14, 2015
SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/ziMsX6th
MECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/49M2eE8Z
THE RULES: http://pastebin.com/BEsprkBZ
THE TANK: http://pastebin.com/sJsgig6B
Last night was rough, not just because of yesterday’s loss to Kursk, but also because the tent was too cramped. You need to figure out a new solution for that, otherwise you’re going to keep waking up with Stack and Winona clutching your tits like they were hug pillows, Ingrid drooling on your thighs, and Josephina waking up with a cricked back because she can’t all fit in at once.
At least the dejected spirits of yesterday seem to be gone. The fairground for spectating the battle was still here because there was still one more match to play against Kursk today. And currently, you were busy standing at the side, watching Winona, Stack, and Ingrid use water guns to snipe targets at a booth. You might as well get your fun out of the way before it gets crowded.
“Ha!” Winona pumps her fist at a successful snipe. “I win!” Stack and Ingrid sigh, leaning back and looking over at Winona. “Take that you goons! What did I win!?”
The booth manager holds up a keychain with a little cartoon Panzer IV hanging off of it. “Here you go,” he says. Winona lets it drop in her hand, surprised at how tiny her prize is. “Next!”
The five of you start walking along while Winona lets the toy Panzer IV dangle as she holds it. “Cheer up,” says Stack. “Ya got a prize! And hey, Panzer IVs aren’t all that bad of a tank, I declare. Y’all should be thankful ya get anything at all, yeah?”
[1/2]
>>46116943
[2/2]
“Mmmm…” Winona squints, unsatisfied with it. You sigh. Griselda should right now be lecturing the other crews on their mistakes yesterday while you’re here. Maybe you should keep on with it. You turn around, then find your crew has completely abandoned you. What the fuck.
You quickly double back and find them awestruck by what must be the biggest Bandaged Bear you have ever seen. It was half of Josephina’s size. He had his right arm in a cast and sling. His left eye was covered up by an eye patch. And his ears were chewed up. But he still bore an eternal smile and a very charmingly fluffy body.
Reminds you of your bear, Cody. Too bad he bit the dust when you took him out that one day and the neighbor’s dog tore him to pieces. Saddest day of your life.
“I want it,” says Winona quietly. “How do I win that?”
The booth manager points to a stack of bottles. “Knock all the bottles down with one ball.”
Stack grins, nudging Ingrid. “This is your kind of sport, eh?” Ingrid elbows Stack in return, shutting her up.
Winona pulls out a twenty. “Give me five balls!”
> “No, Winona. We need to get back to camp.”
> Remain quiet. Let Winona have her fun for like five minutes.
> Other
>>46116953
> Remain quiet. Let Winona have her fun for like five minutes.
>>46116953
>> Remain quiet. Let Winona have her fun for like five minutes.
>>46116953
>> Remain quiet. Let Winona have her fun for like five minutes.
>>46116943
What flag are those girls wearing?
>>46117058
Stylized Italian flags. They're from Anzio Academy, the Italian Japanese team.
>>46116953
> Remain quiet. Let Winona have her fun for like five minutes.
>Molest Stack
>>46117076
Ahh so they've got to look tough because they couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
>>46116953
> Remain quiet. Let Winona have her fun for like five minutes.
> Remain quiet. Let Winona have her fun for like five minutes.
You check your watch. You suppose you got five or ten minutes to kill. She better make this quick. The manager sets down a group of red solid balls for Winona to handle. “Haha, time to win!” Winona grabs one, and immediately throws it wide. It smacks against the wall and bounces to the floor. “… I- uh… I was just warming up.”
Stack pushes Winona out of the way. “Let me do this!” Winona puffs her cheeks out, folding her arms indignantly as Stack takes a ball. She cocks her arm back, then throws.
And the ball smashes right through the back wall. While impressive, it didn’t hit the bottles, so no go there, Stack.
“Why are we so bad at everything we do?” says Ingrid.
Winona grabs the third ball, while Stack takes the fourth one. “Hmph! Just for that, I’m not going to share the bear with you, Ingrid!” Ingrid rolls her eyes. Josephina stands awkwardly to the side, watching as the two again waste their balls on wide tosses. It’s not even that far away! How are you two so bad at this!?
The booth manager holds up a finger. “One ball left. Then you leave forever. I have to fix the wall.” Two holes are left where Stack threw them.
“Agh!” Winona holds it out to Josephina. “You throw it! You got long arms!”
Josephina shakes her head frantically. “No, no!” Winona desperately holds it out to Josephina. “Bordel de merde, no!”
[1/2]
>>46117552
[2/2]
“Ah!” Winona holds it out to Ingrid. Ingrid stares at her. “… good point.” She holds it to you. You check your watch, trying to avoid it. This is her battle, you won’t waste her money on throwing away a ball. “Agh! Come on!” She looks around frantically for somebody to throw the ball. “Aha!” She points to somebody, then immediately runs up to him. “You, I know you! You’re that Jeep guy!”
He blinks, Jeep Jockey. “I have a name you know.”
“Not right now, you don’t!” Winona grabs his wrist, and immediately drags him over. In one hand he has a hot dog, and in another he has a program of today’s match and future matchups of the tournament. Wow, he really did come out to watch you. Winona takes his hot dog and his program, then shoves the ball into his hand. “Win that prize for me!”
Jeep Jockey turns his head, then back to Winona. “Um. I’m not sure if-“ Stack and Winona give him the puppy dog eyes. “Look, I’m only here-“ Their puppy dog eyes intensify. “Maybe Jack or somebody but-“ INTENSIFYING PUPPY DOG EYES.
> “Forget it, hand me the ball. I’ll do it.”
> Stand back, let this happen.”
> “Guys, don’t pressure him into doing something he doesn’t want to do.”
> Other
>>46117563
> “Guys, don’t pressure him into doing something he doesn’t want to do.”
>>46117563
> “Forget it, hand me the ball. I’ll do it.”
>>46117563
> Stand back, let this happen.”
>>46117563
>> “Guys, don’t pressure him into doing something he doesn’t want to do.”
>>46117563
> “Forget it, hand me the ball. I’ll do it.”
>>46117563
>> “Guys, don’t pressure him into doing something he doesn’t want to do.”
Hey Schteel, I'm the guy that asked you for the list of our tanks last thread. Thankfully I finished the first one in time for this!
>>46117702
It sure would help if I actually uploaded the image, wouldn't it?
>>46117711
hee hee, neato.
>>46117711
The main gun looks a little big, it looks like the QF 75mm then the 6 Pounder
But it's a small nitpick
>>46117732
Aw yiss, senpai noticed me.
Side note: I've got the 5 LGA tanks planned out for now, but I may end up doing the iconic tanks of other schools, like Kursk's ISU-152 etc.
>>46117711
oh never mind, i was thinking of the howitizer.
> “Guys, don’t pressure him into doing something he doesn’t want to do.”
You step in front of Jeep Jockey. “Guys, come on. Jeep Jockey doesn’t want to do this.”
“Hey, didn’t I tell you my name!?” he says.
“Look, don’t pressure him or anything, it’s clear he doesn’t want to do this. He’s only here to watch us stomp Kursk today. Come on.” You fold your arms, giving them both a stern look. They both slowly relent, now feeling slightly ashamed of themselves. “Listen, it’s your twenty bucks, you do as you like. But right now, the ball is in your court.”
Winona smacks her chest, nodding. “You’re right. This is for me, and me alone!” She pushes Stack away. “Get outta my way Stack! I’ve got to do this myself!” Stack sniffles a little, saluting her. Josephina as well salutes. Winona kicks up her leading leg, screaming as she puts all of her power and effort into this one throw. She whips her arm forward, and the ball screams through the air.
And knocks out the last standing section of backwall. The entire back half of the booth collapses.
…
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> - 5 MORALE TO WINONA
“Aaaah!” Winona cries, holding the receipt to the damages done to the booth. “That mean old booth guy shoved the damages onto me! Aaaahhh!” The five of you walk back to the camp, where Griselda has gathered up all of the crews.
“Just be thankful it isn’t too expensive,” you say. “And that your parents have already offered to pay it off for you. I can’t imagine what my parents would do if I came home with a ticket for several hundred dollars in reparations.”
“Aaaahhh!” Winona sniffles, her cheeks red.
[1/2]
>>46117805
If it makes you feel better, I did a Cromwell with the 75mm a while ago.
>>46117947
[2/2]
Griselda smiles as the five of you come in. “Ellie and company, nice of you to join us. I was just talking to Serafina -in Polish- how not to commit to offensive action!” Griselda speaks in wildly accented Polish to Serafina and her Poles, who all stare at her in confusion. To them, it must be plain gibberish. “Got that?” They all shrug a little. “Good!”
“So what’s the plan then?” you ask.
“We’re switching starting positions with Kursk, so we start where they started yesterday. Our flag tank will be…” She points to the Panzer III. “The Panzer III, crewed by Suvorov and friends.”
“Leave it all to us!” The Junior Historians all cheer, except for an embarrassed looking Giap.
Griselda folds her arms, looking at you. “Ellie, since you did so well last time. I was wondering if you had any suggestions before we ironed out the final plan.”
> FLAG TANK: “Suvorov” – Panzer III Ausf. J
> STARTING POSITIONS SWITCHED
> “We should just get them. They won’t be expecting a huge assault.”
> “We should try and dig in somewhere. We don’t have a lot that can commit to a big assault.”
> “This is all you, Griselda.”
> Other
>>46117971
> “We should just get them. They won’t be expecting a huge assault.”
>>46117971
> “We should just get them. They won’t be expecting a huge assault.”
Do or die time?
>>46117971
>> “We should just get them. They won’t be expecting a huge assault.”
>>46117971
>We should have as much open ground as we can.
Our Cruiser works well in the open and attack in the city or attacking while their in a defensiable position is suicide/
>>46117989
>>46118008
>>46118117
Attacking, a team whose main idea is to ambush and use SPG in a defensive manner.
What's wrong with you guys.
>>46118195
>complaining about their plan without voting
anon
>>46118195
It's not like we have the heavy armour to survive a close-quarters fight against their heavy guns.
>>46117971
Dig in. Attacking those TDs isn't ideal but we can't really run everywhere because of the slower tanks. Find a hill and some Bocage and get comfy.
>>46118279
yeah but we have the maneuverability
>>46118365
Manoeuvrability isn't worth anything when we're restricted from moving by buildings.
>>46117971
we need to keep moving
>>46118460
then don't go into the city we have other places where we can establish ourselves.
>>46118523
That's what I was saying in the first place! We should go around the town and flank where we have the most manoeuvrability.
>>46117971
>The Junior Historians all cheer,
>Historians
>Again none of them are Frederick the Great
It's shit
> “We should just get them. They won’t be expecting a huge assault.”
You place your hands on your hips. “Well, we might not have the power to hold on in a slugfest. So why not attack them all in one blow? We find them, we hit them as hard as we can.”
Iris looks over at you. “Kursk is known for its defensive tactics and ambush capabilities, is this such a wise idea?”
“Well, we can’t take them on in a protracted fight,” you say. “Nobody can. We have to win it now or lose later. That’s just my opinion.”
Griselda nods. “And it’s a very valid one, one that I agree with.” The Poles all smile happily. “But we’re not going to charge blindly. We are going to travel as one around the north side of Carentan. Ellie and Suvorov will take point, and we are going to do this methodically. We’re not going to charge in blindly, we’re going to carefully scout ahead and look for where they are. If we find them, we calculate a good offensive plan on the spot. If they find us, we fight. That’s how it works. Good?” Everyone nods in agreement. “Alright, attend to your tanks then. Let’s split the duo today.”
As you and your crew move to the tanks, Griselda stops you again. “Ellie, listen. I was talking with the other crews today, and my sister also has something of a reward system set up.”
[1/2]
>>46118708
[2/2]
“Is it a date with her?” asks Josephina. You all look over at Josephina. “Er- I mean, I-… you would, right?”
Griselda stares at Josephina skeptically for a second, then looks back at you. “There’s a bounty now for that KV-1C, number 865. If you kill it, Gertrude will put 2,000 dollars into your coffers.” Really? 2k for killing a tank? Wow. Awesome!
> BOUNTIES
> Gertrude and other notable people will place bounties on tanks throughout the tournament to help bolster the NATO team’s fledgling economy. Claiming a bounty will net you rewards such as money, experience, or gifts for your crewmembers.
> NOTE: YOU must be the one to claim the bounty. Your team members will be awarded the bounty if THEY are credited with the kill.
She smiles at you. “Think we got them this time?”
> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
>>46118733
> Neutral
>>46118733
> Neutral
I don't know, man. Hey Schteel, what happens if we lose this one too?
>>46118733
>Boast
>>46118733
> Polite
Hrm. I wouldn't ditch the match JUST to get at the KV-1 but if we're otherwise losing then yeah, everyone can just bite it.
>>46118733
>Boast
Smelly dumb Bolshevik scum!
>>46118733
>> Neutral
>>46118801
They walk away with 2 wins and we walk away with 0. We are still in the regular season.
>>46118801
Your chances of getting into the postseason decrease slightly.
>>46118733
>> Neutral
>>46118733
>> Neutral
If anything it might hurt or break the teamwork if the teams are money hungry.
>>46118733
> Boast
>>46118883
So losing here doesn't mean we're out of the whole tournament?
>>46118927
No. There are 22 matches in the regular season and after that the best performing teams move on to the postseason.
>>46118927
Nope but it will make it harder for us to be able to be in the qualifiers.
>>46118733
> Neutral
We'll see how it goes. We're all pretty green.
>>46118927
Nope.
>>46118927
Schteel can correct me if I'm wrong, but it's kinda like the NFL season. We need to win a certain amount of matches to progress to the post season
>>46118984
I would describe it sort of like that. You also need to beat out your division rival as well.
If you can't, you gotta hope that you can make the Wild Card.
>>46118957
>>46118984
Is this a thing in American sports? Because that's weird.
>>46119010
by beat out do you mean sweep? or just 'win more than them'?
Also, who is our rival? Heinlein?
>>46118651
Anon please, we have to give the other teams a sporting chance. Frederick the Great in ANY kind of German tank would probably just be way too unfair to everyone.
>>46119045
I know nothing about american sport, only a bit about football (soccer). I am getting this from the rules pastebin Schteel posts in the first post.
>>46119045
Seems pretty standard to me.
Like a sort of Swiss tournament but with a few added things.
>>46118733
> Neutral
>>46119046
Win more than them.
Also your Divisional Rival is J. Walter Christie.
>>46119045
>>46119117
It is a thing in Football and baseball.
The idea is to encourage Tankery teams to build deeper rosters of crews and tanks and not just minmax their way to victory with the biggest tanks and vehicles. It was established in Girls und Panzer (which operates on single elimination rules) that Kuromorimine won the tournament straight NINE YEARS in a row. While certainly impressive, it buries other teams who can't catch up.
With a system of many qualifying matches, the idea is that minmaxing will be less effective and skill and long term planning will be more important than just "win this match with all of these heavy tanks". The winners of divisions and wild cards thus are established to be the best because they won a lot of matches while losing relatively few.
>>46119199
Fair enough, I can see how that would help lessen the issue.
>>46119199
>Also your Divisional Rival is J. Walter Christie.
Oh that is just perfect.
And I have never liked single elimination for non-finals stuff. Using formats like swiss or double-elimination makes a lot more sense to me.
> Neutral
“Let’s see how it goes,” you say. “I think we have a pretty decent chance since this is a flag battle but they’re good, really good.” Griselda nods, grimly. “Sorry to spoil it, that’s all.”
“It’s fine,” she says. “I want you to escort the Flag Tank until then. You’re free to do what you need to do that.” Fair enough. She nods, patting you on the arm, and then returning to her crew. Alrighty.
Time for a new match.
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> LAFAYETTE GIRLS ACADEMY
> Hometown: Norfolk, Virginia
> Motto: “Dum vivimus, vivamus”
> March: Lafayette Girls Academy March
> Commander: Griselda Pool
> GRISELDA POOL (M4 Sherman – 75mm M3)
> ELODIE R. ZUMWALT (Centaur I – QF 6-Pounder)
> IRIS BLACKBOURNE (Churchill IV – QF 6-Pounder)
> *FLAG* “SUVOROV” (Panzer III Ausf. J – 50mm KwK 38 L/42)
> SERAFINA MACZEK (M26 Pershing – 90mm M3)
> VS
> KURSK GIRLS BOARDING SCHOOL
> Hometown: Magadan, Russia
> Motto: “нacтóйчивocть”
> March: Smuglyanka
> Commander: Oryola Kuznetsov
> ORYOLA KUZNETSOV (ISU-152 – 152.4mm ML-20S) *ELITE*
> *BOUNTY* JEMMA KOZMINSKY (KV-1C “No. 865” – 76.2mm ZiS-5) *LEGENDARY*
> NINA HARKOV (SU-152 - 152.4mm ML-20S)
> LILIA KOZMINSKY (SU-152 - 152.4mm ML-20S)
> *FLAG* FIODORA PEGOV (T-70 – 45mm Model 38)
A flare shoots up, indicating the start of the fight. “Advance!” declares Griselda. Your tanks move off from your starting position.
And immediately, you hear a creaking whine through the engine. “What’s going on down there?” you ask.
Stack coughs, huffing away some smoke out of the turret. “It’s the engine! I think it’s still a little cooked up from last match!” Ah, for fuck’s sake. “Hold on, let me see if I can get the thing to breathe a little!”
Ugh.
> GRISELDA’S ORDERS: ESCORT THE FLAG TANK
> COMMAND POINTS: 14 CP
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
> Keep the heavy tanks in front, you’re escorting the flag tank after all.
> Scout ahead, you have the fast tank here.
> Other
>>46119669
>Scout ahead, you have the fast tank here.
Son of a bitch, they brought the heavy SPGs
> Keep the heavy tanks in front, you’re escorting the flag tank after all.
>>46119669
>Other
>FIX THE ENGINE
>>46119669
> Keep the heavy tanks in front, you’re escorting the flag tank after all.
>>46119669
Flag is the little tank. That's something.
Escort flag and repair that engine!
>>46119669
>> Keep the heavy tanks in front, you’re escorting the flag tank after all.
>>46119669
> Keep the heavy tanks in front, you’re escorting the flag tank after all.
>>46119669
>> Keep the heavy tanks in front, you’re escorting the flag tank after all.
>>46119669
>Keep the heavy tanks in front, you’re escorting the flag tank after all.
Have the flag tank hold back, radio out that we have engine trouble and want some time to attend to it.
Scouting with a wonky engine is a bad idea.
Off topic, ut does anyone know when we can get the movie either subbed or dubbed?
>>46119863
It hasn't been released to BD yet.
>>46119863
As soon as we get a second season of Yuyushiki
>>46119890
no bully the yuyushikis pls
>>46119906
Tell that to the sponsors and production-team anon.
>>46119890
[wish on magic star every night]
>>46119199
I guess a lot of the pressure to win is Gris-Gris trying to live up to her sister's reputation.
>>46120017
>Gris-Gris
Kill you're shelf
>>46120017
Not doing a very good job at it though.
Eh.. a 152 would tear through every single one of our tanks.
>>46120041
Well, in the epilogue of quest 1 we find out she ends up designing the next generation of American MBT, so she isn't a total failure at least.
>>46120086
She is in living up to her 'sister' reputation.
She's good at designing tanks but fighting in them or leading a team of sexually curious school girls is a different story.
>>46120132
Are you implying I didn't get that? Don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump. Alright? Because I'm not. I'm a businessman. I'm a family man. Man of the people. Man of the church. Man of the country. I'm a patriot. A veteran. A man of god. A missionary. A postman. I work at jamba juice, okay? My dog is spayed. I got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler I make my own quilts Love eggs. Shop locally. I support local causes. I take a cruise ship every 3 months. I wear reading glasses. My daughter has braces. My eyebrows are shaved And my friends are all geese. I live in a house. I have a head. My clothes are all combustible. My medicine is over the counter except for one prescription. I have a shirt that reads "If you don't like me, I'll go fuck your mother." I am inside of the matrix. I live in a home with no windows. I have lasers inside my brain I have a shark in my bathroom. My dog sleeps in my bed with me. I have mouse under the rug. My friends are all dead. I went to india once. I like bowling.
So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump, alright? Because I'm not.
>>46120171
.....Sounds like you are considering the response.
Nice triggering btw
> Keep the heavy tanks in front, you’re escorting the flag tank after all.
“Stack. Turn out, see what you can do.” She nods, climbing out of the turret, then lifting up the engine block. She carries with her an emergency toolbox. “Josephina, keep the revs low.” Josephina calls out affirmatively, slowing the tank behind the heavy Pershing and Churchill. You squeeze your throatmic. “Griselda, I need some time, we have engine trouble.”
She turns out of her Sherman turret, then looks back to see some white smoke popping out of your engine block, and Stack trying to fix it. “Alright, don’t take too long though. We’ll be exposed while we’re out here.” No need to tell you twice.
Stack bites her lip, wrenching a bolt in the engine into place. “The engine’s just overheated a little.” She smacks it with the wrench, and a jet of steam suddenly shoots out. “We got lucky. Free repairs by NATO only go as far as getting engine up and running. Anything else we have to do ourselves.” She slaps the engine block shut, then hops back into the turret.
Well, you’ll be keeping the engine cool if you’re taking it slow. Ingrid bites down on a chocolate bar nervously as she fiddles with the radio equipment, while Winona leans back in her seat waiting for orders.
Suddenly, you hear some explosions out in the distance. “What’s that?” you ask.
“I don’t know,” says Griselda. Some smoke rises up in the distance. “They might be trying to clear some cover, it looks like they’re north of town too. Can’t be more than a kilometer away.”
> COMMAND POINTS: 14 CP
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
> Split up, let the heavy tanks go first in case there’s trouble.
> Move on ahead, see what’s what for everybody else.
> Other
>>46120262
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
>>46120262
>> INTUITION: - 2 CP
Considering their silent tank, they are undoubtedly trying to lure us into a ambush.
>>46119010
Still cracks me up that this tiny girl is a loader.
A loader for a KV-2.
>>46120262
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
> Move on ahead, see what’s what for everybody else.
>>46120262
> Move on ahead, see what’s what for everybody else.
>>46120262
>INTUITION: - 2 CP
I'm wagering its bait. Noise to draw us in
>>46120332
Oh, it's definitely a trap.
>>46120262
Blap bridges and cut off access to that 'island'?
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
> Move on ahead, see what’s what for everybody else.
“Alright, hold up,” you say. “We’ll go scout it out.” Griselda nods, giving you a thumbs up as your Centaur I passes the column. You lean forward on the hatch, keeping yourself hunched down in case of trouble. If they make an early attack on you, things are going to get a little bit messy.
After you pass through the tunnel under the canal, you continue moving on until you reach the dam on the La Douve river. There, you pull out your binoculars, and look more closely towards the direction of St. Come-Du-Mont.
And there, you spy Oryola’s ISU-152, at least the barrel, sticking out from behind what appears to be a shell crater. In fact, the entire field leading up to her position is pockmarked with deep shell craters here and there, making a direct attack on her position risky at best. That must’ve been what all the noise was about. But why just her?
You think. No this is a trick. She’s baiting you. A lone casemate in a defensive position in the open? This is something she’s practiced before. Those that try to flank expose themselves to other tank destroyers positioned further back. An immobile panzerkeil of sorts. You peer through the binoculars again. She’s not moving, she’s not firing. Maybe she’s waiting for the entire team to push up.
“What is it?” asks Griselda. “Is it safe to move up?”
> COMMAND POINTS: 12 CP
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
> “No, we need to find another way.”
> “Yeah, once we’re all together we can assault.”
> Other
>>46120861
> “No, we need to find another way.”
>>46120861
> “No, we need to find another way.”
>>46120861
>> “No, we need to find another way.”
>> Other
"Gris, what do you feel about 'indirect fire'?"
>>46120861
>> “No, we need to find another way.”
>>46120861
>> “No, we need to find another way.
also supporting >>46120903
this
>>46120861
>“No, we need to find another way.”
Look into indirect fire like Anon >>46120903
says.
>>46120861
> “No, we need to find another way.”
2ez
>>46120861
> “No, we need to find another way.”
Good thing we studied.
>>46119669
>> Motto: “нacтóйчивocть”
what
>>46121422
It clearly says there anon. Motto: Harleblarglebargle
>>46121472
>some fat fag wearing a Bordeaux beret
Now I'm pissed off
> “No, we need to find another way.”
“No, we need to find another way.”
“The safest route is the rail bridge to the west but that’ll take some time for all of us to get there,” says Griselda. “I got it! I’ll go with you to the rail bridge. Iris, you coordinate with the Poles and the flag tank. Our new plan is to attack from two different angles. She’s expecting us to attack at one place, she won’t expect it from two directions.”
Not a bad plan at all. “Josephina, left stick.” She nods, rolling the tank to the side and running away from the bridge.
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-
“This is Iris. We’ve spotted the ISU-152 as you have called it,” she says. “It is not firing on us. We’re ready to assault.”
As you approach the rail bridge, you meet with Griselda approaching your rear. Griselda halts her Sherman next to you. She says to you, “We’ll form a basic element. You’ll flank, I’ll fix. If we see the SU-152s, we close in quick and fast. They won’t know what hit them.”
“Alright,” you say. You look to the rail bridge.
> COMMAND POINTS: 12 CP
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
> Let Griselda go first.
> You’ll go first.
> Other
>>46121574
> Let Griselda go first.
>>46121574
>> Let Griselda go first.
She has the better gun i think
>>46121574
> Let Griselda go first.
Although, my paranoia is up. Are they watching the bridge?
Which has better penetration value, the U.S. 75mm or the British 6-Pounder?
>>46121574
>> Let Griselda go first.
>>46121680
This!
*unzips dick*
>>46121716
Gertrude is not impressed.
>>46121574
> You’ll go first.
If there's an ambush, it's best if we're the first ones they fire at. We're small and fast so we can haul ass while letting the others know that what's up
>>46121716
>>46117076
> filename
> Let Griselda go first.
“Take point,” you say.
“All mine.” Her Sherman rolls forward onto the rail bridge, followed closely by you. You lean back in your seat, watching around all the trees in the area. Now you’ve suddenly got the inkling that maybe that KV-1 is around waiting for you. Griselda calls out to her teammates. “Right, don’t begin the assault until we do. Our job is to focus the efforts of the big guns away from you, Iris, so don’t push until we confirm at least three guns are engaging us.”
“Copy, Commander,” she says. Formal as ever.
As you cross the bridge however, a shot screams right into the side of the Sherman, popping a fire into the engine block and sending it out of control. “We’re hit, we’re hit! We’re not knocked out but there’s a fire!” You look right, then bring up your binoculars, sitting in a little grove of trees no more than 200 meters away was that KV-1. You didn’t see it, you didn’t even HEAR it.
Griselda’s Sherman runs right into a tree, stopping entirely. “Ah, fuck! Luisa!” She coughs. “The fire’s spreading, get the fire extinguisher before we lose the engine!”
The KV-1 slowly backs away back into the cover of the trees.
> COMMAND POINTS: 12 CP
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
> Charge it!
> Cover Griselda.
> Other
>>46122177
> Charge it!
>>46122177
Get that damn thing while we can or it will keep picking us off.
>>46122177
> Charge it!
R E V E N G E
>>46122177
>> INTUITION: - 2 CP
>> Cover Griselda.
>>46122293
shoo shoo base goblin
>>46122177
>Cover Griselda.
Best to not abandon the flag.
>>46120334
>something something shorter people rely on pure strength to lift whereas taller people rely on leverage to lift
>>46122324
Griselda isn't the flag.
>>46122177
>Cover Griselda.
Throw a Hi Ex into the woods. Maybe a tree will fall on them and complicate their day.
>>46122324
The Junior History club is the flag.
>>46122382
>>46122411
I know. I'm saying that if we charge the KV-1 we'll leave the flag tank open.
>>46122177
>> Cover Griselda.
> Cover Griselda.
You roll up next to Griselda, then Josephina angles the tank to present your frontal armor to the KV-1. “You alright!?” you yell.
Griselda coughs as smoke comes up out of the hatch. “We’re putting the fire out! The engine should be okay in a few minutes!” Okay, okay, that’s good. You hear an explosion off in the distance. “What was that!?” she yells over the radio.
“This is Iris. The ISU-152 just blew out of its cover with a pair of big guns too. They’re advancing on us.” You hear a loud explosion over her voice on the radio. “What do we do?”
“Hold your position! Take up a defense and slow them down! I’m committing to this flank assault!” Another shot screams over the two of you, it’s that KV-1 again. Another shot too plinks off the front of your armor. What was that!? You peer through your binoculars, it’s the KV-1 in that grove of trees again, but in another there’s the T-70 Flag Tank. “There, there, I see the flag tank! Fire, Winona!”
The Six Pounder booms, flinging a shot over to the T-70. Unfortunately, it catches on a tree, spraying wood shards and dust everywhere, causing the light tank to fall back. Shit! You thump the top of the turret.
> COMMAND POINTS: 12 CP
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
> Charge the T-70
> Charge the KV-1
> Remain with Griselda until her engine is fixed up.
> Other
>>46122817
>Remain with Griselda until her engine is fixed up.
>>46122817
> Charge the KV-1
> Pop smoke for Griselda
Knock out the KV, save Griselda in the process, and let the rest of the team keep the big guns occupied then find their flag.. Just tell our flag to be ready to haul ass if it goes south over there.
The ISU are slow so our flag can easily haul ass away and it'll take them time to come here and save the T-70.
>>46122817
>Remain with Griselda until her engine is fixed up.
Hold and the a combined assault. Stick to the plan
>>46122817
>> Remain with Griselda until her engine is fixed up.
>>46122817
> Remain with Griselda until her engine is fixed up.
FINE, we can be responsible and disciplined just this once.
>>46123008
>>46123030
Sure, let's bunch up, and stay on a position the enemy knows.
> Charge the T-70
>>46122817
> Remain with Griselda until her engine is fixed up.
>>46122996
>Stick to the plan
Oh my God the Poles just ran in.
>>46122817
> Remain with Griselda
So the three SPG are all attacking towards the bridge? what chances do we have of knocking them from behind/side?
It seems we should use our mobility to run away from the KV and flank the SU's, if we have the speed to dodge.
hi schteel managed to read all of the previous archive and i say its good to see this new genration of LGA tankers but i also have a few question
>does trudy is the new junior scp along with uer staff
>is kittenXtrudy a go?
>is trudy really gay or still bi?
>i bet she has still her helping fetish
>>46123159
>use our mobility to run away from the KV
That didn't go well last time.
>>46123121
Why didn't we invest in Eastern Poland?
>>46123164
>does trudy is the new junior scp along with uer staff
what
>>46123239
You sound like you have never really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
>>46117100
Well, their gear's pretty shit, but the girls themselves are FUCKING MOTIVATED. Pic very much related. I mean, almost anyone else who'd just had their tankette flipped(!) by a 37mm shell from Duck Team's I-Go would call it a day and go looking for some Advil, right?
>>46123159
Pretty good but we have to do it quickly,
>>46123164
1. When the new school year comes, TrudeTrude will be the Senior class president.
2. KittenxTrudyxFairless is still a thing around this time of the Quest. Fairless is still trying to work out travel arrangements to come aboard for the summer.
3. It's not that Gertrude is gay, it's that everybody is gay for Gertrude.
4. She does. You have no idea how much she wants to make it rain on Griselda but Griselda is like "no."
>>46123164
>>46123239
Is Trude and her crew the Junior Student Council?
Have I translated that correctly?
>>46123324
Yes, you have.
I think Trudy is still the SCPand was appropiately contained as a result.
>The SCP Foundation is investigating reports of a humanoid anomaly that appears to result in mass seduction of girls and is in possession of a fleet of armored vehicles
>>46123351
>Trude
>SCP
Suprise Cuddle Pervert?
>>46123424
>>46123388
>Additionally, the presence of the anomaly causes a radical, and potentially economically catastrophic shift in the spending habits of the wealthy.
> Remain with Griselda until her engine is fixed up.
“Pop smoke!” you yell. The bombthrower fires up a smoke grenade, dousing your position with smoke and buying you more precious time for Griselda to get her engine fixed. She gives a signal with her hands indicating the problem is still being worked on. Okay, okay, just make it quick you two. Come on come on come on. You hear more explosions out in the distance.
“They’re shelling us!” yells Suvorov.
One more explosion rings out.
> KO: IRIS BLACKBOURNE – CHURCHILL IV
> KILL CREDITED TO: ORYOLA KUZNETSOV – ISU-152
“We’re down,” says Iris. “Good luck everybody.”
“Run!” yells Serafina. “We will slow them down!”
“We’re retreating into town! We can’t take much more of this pressure!”
Griselda sighs. “Agh! Fine, come to us then, but use the town buildings for cover!” You hear one blast, sounds like the Pershing.
> KO: NINA HARKOV – SU-152
> KILL CREDITED TO: SERAFINA MACZEK – M26 PERSHING
“HAHA! WE GOT ONE!” Serafina starts cheering in Polish, and you hear the rest of them start yelling and celebrating as well. One down, two very well-built and very heavily armed tanks to go you suppose. You hear an engine turning over, then see Griselda give a thumbs up to you. Her tank is back in commission.
“Take the KV-1” she yells. “We’ll go after the flag tank!”
> GRISELDA’S ORDERS: ELIMINATE KV-1 “No. 865”
> COMMAND POINTS: 12 CP
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
> Charge through the smoke, guns blazing.
> Go around the smoke and look for a potential flank opportunity.
> Hold your position until the flag tank arrives.
> Other
>>46123575
> Go around the smoke and look for a potential flank opportunity.
We're faster than them and we're not gonna take a KV-1 from the front.
>>46123575
>Go around the smoke and look for a potential flank opportunity.
I sure hope we don't run into another SPG while flanking.
>>46123575
>Go around the smoke and look for a potential flank opportunity.
Once we start, the other tanks may pull back to support their team.
>>46123575
> Charge through the smoke, guns blazing.
No time to waste, ISUs will be coming and the KV might disappear for all we know.
>>46123575
> Go around the smoke and look for a potential flank opportunity.
>>46123575
> Charge through the smoke, guns blazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E30QsBwrMZ0
>>46123575
Charge the tank
>>46123575
>> Charge through the smoke, guns blazing.
> Go around the smoke and look for a potential flank opportunity.
“Josephina, right stick, right stick!” The Centaur barrels off the railroad tracks and onto the French countryside greenery. The smoke cloud is still giving cover, enough cover to mask your movement around it and towards the side of that KV-1. Once you’re past the smoke, you do see the side of the KV-1 poking out from the trees. Its turret is slowly traversing to track you. “Winona, fire, fire!”
She fires a shot, which glances off the side of the turret, shooting up sparks all over the air. “Damn it!” yells Winona.
Stack loads in a new AP shell. “Clear!”
The KV-1 starts retreating back into the grove. Oh no you don’t. “Flank speed, flank speed!” You stomp on Winona’s shoulder.
“Ow! Ellie!” yells Winona. “I’m not driving you bitch!”
Meanwhile, Griselda’s tank is moving up the other side, pursuing the retreating flag tank. It crashes through the grove, firing off a wide shot at it in pursuit. They’ll probably take that all the way to St. Come-Du-Mont.
You hear another explosion.
> KO: SERAFINA MACZEK – M26 Pershing
> KILL CREDITED TO: LILIA KOZMINSKY – SU-152
“We’re dead!” yells Serafina. Ah, damn it! That means the 152s are gonna be bearing down on you once they realize the Flag tank is gone!
> COMMAND POINTS: 12 CP
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
> Continue the assault, that KV-1 dies.
> Keep current course away from the KV-1 towards the 152s. You need to buy Griselda time.
> Run away.
> Other
>>46124158
> Continue the assault, that KV-1 dies.
>>46124158
>Continue the assault, that KV-1 dies.
We're going to lose this fight, but we may as well get the bounty while we're here.
>>46124158
$2000 would be nice but honor before reason!
> Keep current course away from the KV-1 towards the 152s. You need to buy Griselda time.
>>46124158
>> Continue the assault, that KV-1 dies.
>>46124158
>Continue the assault, that KV-1 dies.
>>46124158
>> Continue the assault, that KV-1 dies.
>>46124158
> Continue the assault, that KV-1 dies.
Get them distracted with protecting the KV
>>46124285
why would they protect the KV?
>>46124158
>Continue the assault, that KV-1 dies.
Keep it busy so Gris-Gris can lay a curse on their flag tank.
>>46124158
> Continue the assault, that KV-1 dies.
>>46124320
>a curse
Yes, let Griselda do her magicks.
Killer where was the Pershing before it blew up?
They can only go at 15 mph on the dirt at best?
>>46124308
The would want to get the KV back to protecting the flag tank and not running away from us. Plus I think we're along the way to the flag tank anyway.
>>46124395
What? No they would want to go to the flag tank first as a priority
So anyone else think that we lost this one?
>>46124921
We haven't lost yet technically but it won't be simple winning either.
Assuming Griselda doesn't take out the flag we do have one advantage, namely speed.
It'll be 2 ISU and the flag against us and our flag.
So we can use speed to our advantage to try and win although the odds are a bit thin.
>>46124921
Things are looking a lot better for us this time. As long as we can keep their flag tank from regrouping with the SUs, we're golden
> Continue the assault, that KV-1 dies.
“Keep up the pressure! Flank around that KV-1!” You crash through a bush and over a log as the KV-1 attempts to back into a corner where you can’t find weakness. It fires another shot, which thankfully misses you entirely. “Winona, get ready to fire on my commander!”
“Got it!” yells Winona.
Your two tanks end up in someone’s big backyard, where the KV-1 tries to pivot itself around to present its thick frontal armor to you. “Full speed ahead, left stick!” you call. The tank rushes itself forward, screaming as the revs Josephina puts into it overwork it. Come on, engine, hold together just for now!
You get around the side, point blank. “There! There!” Fire!” you scream.
Winona fires the shot.
It flies right into its engine block, cooking up it up. Smoke escapes out of the hatches, and the crew immediately bails out to get some fresh air. A white flag pops up.
> KO: JEMMA KOZMINSKY - KV-1C
> KILL CREDITED TO: ELODIE R. ZUMWALT – CENTAUR I
> BOUNTY CLAIMED TO: ELODIE R. ZUMWALT
“Ha! We did it!” yells Stack. She punches your leg, and you yelp in pain. Damn it, Stack! Why!? “Woo!” She punches Winona on the arm, and Winona howls in pain. “Whooo! Get some ya fucking communist punks!”
“This is Suvorov, we’re rejoining with you guys!” she yells as she crosses the rail bridge. Suddenly, the trees around her explode from shots from the 152s. “… nevermind, retreating.” You look over to see the 152mm assault guns crossing the main road into St. Come-Du-Mont, probably around 2 to 300 meters away.
> COMMAND POINTS: 12 CP
> INTUITION: - 2 CP
> Charge the 152s, they’re exposed!
> Cover the flag tank, they’re exposed!
> Other
>>46125048
>Charge the 152s, they’re exposed!
They're close enough to just shoot them.
>>46125048
That close?
Ok so, just go at them and smoke em up. I know Oryola will reload fast but hopefully not THAT fast.
> Charge the 152s, they’re exposed!
>>46125048
>>Charge the 152s, they’re exposed!
>>46125048
>Charge the 152s, they’re exposed!
Distract them. Hi Ex to disrupt their aim.
>>46125048
> Cover the flag tank, they’re exposed!
>>46125114
>>46125048
Forgot to add
>Pop Smoke
for clarity.
>>46125048
> Charge the 152s, they’re exposed!
>Take out the head tank! It will slow them down
>>46125048
> Charge the 152s, they’re exposed!
>>46125048
> Charge the 152s, they’re exposed!
>>46125048
German from what position are we are to the ISU-152? From the side from the front?
>>46125048
>Shoot the 152s, but don't get too far away from cover.
Their flag could be waiting for us to charge out for all we know, but the 152s are close enough for us to get off a shot and buy Suvorov and Griselda time, if nothing else.
>>46125217
45 degree angle facing their front and side.
Guys aim for the lead tank, it will slow them down.
>>46125284
Where is our flag?
And are they positioned in a single line or in a arrow head position?
>>46125372
>>46125331
Given there was more than one shot, not in a line.
>>46125372
The flag is hunkering down at the rail bridge.
And they are positioned in echelon.
>>46125455
Where is the Railbridge?
And why isn't it running? the Panzer III has speed. and their a casemate?
2k bucks is more than Elodie has ever seen in one place at the same time. She'll go into a catatonic shock when she gets them.
>>46125510
It's the tip of the long blue arrow on the map.
>>46125540
Ah i see, had to zoom in a little, so shouldn't we tell them to move?
and German how far is the Panzer III from the ISU-152?
>>46125606
>how far is the Panzer III from the ISU-152?
They're so close Oryola could just punch Suvorov out.
>>46125537
>elodie accepts 2k
>keep it up ellie-girl
>blush intesifies
The next morning we are sleeping between Gertrude Kitten and Clara Savage with us in between
>oops i guess i forgot to turn off my swag
>>46125606
They were trying to rejoin us but are currently exposed trying to cross the bridge. They decided to retreat rather than continue forward.
About same distance as us really.
>>46125677
>Elodie, Clara and Kitten on the same bed
Beware the titty monsters, for their allure is irresistible. HEED MINE WORDS!
> Charge the 152s, they’re exposed!
“Josephina, right stick! Right stick! Let’s go right at those 152s!”
Ingrid braces herself in her compartment. “Oh man, I don’t like this!”
“I do!” screams Stack. “WOOOOOHAHOOOO!” She gives a Rebel yell louder than anything you have ever heard before. Your Centaur I starts barreling at them, and you spot Oryola turned out in her ISU-152, the one farthest away from you. You’re about to take advantage of their lack of turreting!
The ISU starts pivoting to face you, while the SU-152 starts… backing up!? “Wait! Wait! Left stick!” Josephina hurls the Centaur I, throwing up dirt and rocks as you almost spin out of control. The ISU fires, the shot going wide over your head, then crashing into a nearby tree. Oh shit that was close! “Suvorov, Suvorov! We need cover fire!” you yell.
The ISU continues to track you as you pull around to their flanks. That exposes its rear to the Panzer III. “We got it!” The Panzer III pokes out from behind the trees near the rail bridge, and fires at the rear of the ISU-152.
To their credit, it was a good shot.
But unfortunately, it bounced right off the engine block. Damn it.
Suddenly, you receive some very vicious bullets on your turret. They splash and plink right off. “Ah! What the fuck!?” You look over to see Oryola on the cupola mounted Dshk machine gun, firing at you. The ISU-152 is reversing back, pulling a J-Turn in order to speed up the rotation.Oh, fuck! You turn down, then switch to periscope. Where is everything!? Where did that SU-152 go!? Wait, you’re at its rear! You can-
[1/2]
>>46125859
[2/2]
Suddenly, you’re thrown back in the fighting compartment. Everyone screams as the tank is thrown onto its side and smoke fills the cabin. Your ears ring and your vision is blurred. Good thing you were wearing a helmet.
> KO: ELODIE R. ZUMWALT – CENTAUR I
> KILL CREDITED TO: ORYOLA KUZNETSOV – ISU-152
“Well.” Ingrid lowers her head, laying on the side wall with Josephina. Stack’s face is completely in Winona’s tits as they lie there limply. “Fuck.”
“I guess it’s not so bad to drop another match to Kursk,” says Winona.
> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
>>46125885
> Polite
I do believe Griselda is still out there ladies?
>>46125859
>She gives a Rebel
That's not a Texas thing German. We do Yeeehaw or something similar.
>>46125885
>> Neutral
"i want to spew profanity now but i fear i will just repeat words"
>>46125885
> Neutral
>>46125885
>Polite
>>46125923
I was about to do Yeeehaw but I decided to give her a more unique holler.
>>46125885
>> Polite
Match isn't over, have some faith in the others.
>>46125885
> Boast
Sun of a bitch that sloped rear armor.
Damit the Panzer III should have gone for a shot at the crew compartment which was flat.
Time for Griselda to prove herself.
>>46125954
Just letting you know, a lot of generic south stuff doesn't really have the same context for us.
> GRISELDA POOL (M4 Sherman – 75mm M3)
> *FLAG* “SUVOROV” (Panzer III Ausf. J – 50mm KwK 38 L/42)
>VS
> ORYOLA KUZNETSOV (ISU-152 – 152.4mm ML-20S) *ELITE*
> LILIA KOZMINSKY (SU-152 - 152.4mm ML-20S)
> *FLAG* FIODORA PEGOV (T-70 – 45mm Model 38)
>>46126006
>Time for Griselda to prove herself.
I sure hope she can carry.
>>46125885
>> Boast
Griselda's still out there, hunting.
For now, we should make sure our tank isn't on fire.
>>46126138
The thing is both the Isu-152 have the panzer iii right in their sights if Griselda is hunting she will need to go for the kill soon
by the way
>>Oooh, what an absolute disaster here!
> Polite
“Guys, Griselda is still out there. We can still win this.” Everyone mutters in solemn agreement. Way to have confidence in the team commander. You sigh, lying back, waiting for the call from the judges. Hopefully they pick you up soon. You check your watch. Just about dinner time. You hear some more explosions outside.
Ingrid sighs. “I wonder how the Cubs are doing.”
“Let’s not make this about baseball, please,” says Winona. Ingrid rolls her eyes.
Suddenly, you hear an incredibly loud explosion, as if metal was being torn asunder. What the-
> KO: FIODORA PEGOV – T-70
> KILL CREDITED TO: GRISELDA POOL – M4 Sherman
> KURSK GIRLS BOARDING SCHOOL’S FLAG TANK HAS BEEN RENDERED INOPERABLE
> LAFAYETTE GIRLS ACADEMY IS VICTORIOUS
…
“YEEEEEHAW!” Stack smacks Winona on the chest, and happily hugs you. “We won!” The tank bursts into cheers and hugs all around as the realization sets in. You won!? AGAINST KURSK!? HOW!? WHY!? You hug Stack and Winona in the overturned turret compartment but still HOW!?
-
-
All of you gather around to watch the replay on your Officer’s iPad. You told them it wasn’t for recreational usage but they just about forced your hand. Right by you is the road where the trucks drive to carry your tanks back onto LGA. It seems Griselda pulled some smart mind games with the T-70 Commander, prodding it and poking it with the hull and coax machine gun and forcing it to pull a turn right into a dead end alley. There, Griselda sealed the deal.
You all clap for Griselda, who happily and somewhat embarrassedly blushes. “Guys, guys, please. It was all thanks to you. We did our best with the circumstances, and thank goodness we came out on top.” They all nod, agreeing. “Ellie, you won today’s bounty. That means you get two-thousand dollars.”
> +2,000 DOLLARS
Two- two…
Winona waves her face in front of your head. “Ellie? You okay?”
> Sit down. Too much.
> “I don’t deserve this.”
> “Stack, catch me. I’m going to faint.”
> Other
>>46126307
We're asking for a lot coming out of a Sherman and a Panzer III. It'll be a miracle if we cinch this matchup, but I think we still have a chance even if we start off the season 0-2.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>46126470
>> “Stack, catch me. I’m going to faint.”
Roll 1D20. above 10 Stack will catch us.
>>46125755
fuck now i just imagining it
>gertrude invites elodie to her dorm for a job well done. she ask elodie to have a slumber party with kitten but much to protest with elodie being...uncomfortable gertrude insist that she is
>after freshsning up elodie decides to sleep on the couch but gertrude AGAIN insist she is going to sleep on her bed with kitten
>suprisingly her bed is so big it feels like she is a princess of something
>after several excuses later the hunk down and distance between gertrude and elodie
>the next morning much to surprise gertrude cant move
>elodie hugs her arms snuggling to her shoulder
>kitten still nibbling her ear OMG SHE IS TOO CUTE
>for some reason clara rest her head between your stomach face down wait is she drooling?
>suddenly fairless have a surprise visit
>......
>......
kill me i think i made another smut
>>46126470
>> “Stack, catch me. I’m going to faint.”
Wooo! We cinched it!
We're totally not too bad at this! And Gris-Gris' Sherman is fight!
>>46126470
> “Stack, catch me. I’m going to faint.”
shouldn't this be divided among the crew
>>46126470
>“Stack, catch me. I’m going to faint.”
>>46126470
>> “Stack, catch me. I’m going to faint.”
>>46126470
>Sit down. Too much.
Aquire a paper bag. A clean one, not one that just had take-out in it.
>>46126530
Its for upgrades. But we may want to throw some of it into a general team coffer.
So are we ever gonna figure out a name for our Centaur? Or is that gonna have to wait until we upgrade it to the more capable Cromwell/Comet platforms?
Also if we ever do get a Chaffee we should definitely try modernizing to an NM-116, rules permitting.
>>46126470
> “Stack, catch me. I’m going to faint.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r5byXcQMGg
>>46126620
I thought a Cromwell 1 was our tank except with a better engine.
>>46126620
How about Tessie?
>>46126470
> “Stack, catch me. I’m going to faint.”
> Pay back the money we owe Griselda. An Officer always pays her debts.
>>46126725
Nope, we're in a centaur.
>>46126470
Nice image you have of poorfags, Schteel.
Your very existence is beginning to offend me.
>>46126838
Oh lighten up. Its just for giggles.
>>46126829
All the info I've found was that the Centaur and Cromwell were nearly identical early on except the Centaur used a Liberty engine and the Cromwell a Meteor one.
>>46126620
>NM-116
Might not work. They came in 1973.
>Name
WHat's the name of the Centaur from Harry Potter? That.
>>46126838
Your right. Poorfags would never be concerned with spending wisely. And never be responsable about money. They should just blow all their welfarebucks on cheap booze and lottery tickets.
If you want to be offended, we are here to provide.
So, by traditional sports superstition rules Orly's gloves are lucky and Ellie has to wear them every match now. She *was* wearing them in that match, right?
>>46127017
Firenze?
Not that I'm against that per se, but I think we should think a bit more on it.
>>46127017
>WHat's the name of the Centaur from Harry Potter?
There were three of them.
>>46127017
I dunno. Chiron's a pretty cool dude, though. Relatively.
